Bros....
>>220791392They left him too long in the tumble dryer and now he's ruined...
fin+min+trip to turkey in a year if it's not fixed by thenProblem solved
His smile and optimism....
he became the brexit geezer
twink death, so sad
>>220791392On the plus side, he is now allowed to join the turtle club
WHERE DID HIS HAIR GO
>>220791392Bong genes is the worst type of twink death
>>220791554I think it's more bong alcoholism. This doesn't happen to Mormons who are like the only uniformly alcohol-free Anglos. They're surprisingly attractive, fit people on average despite being weird religious spergs.
>>220791392I didn't realize he was playing Homer in the live actions Simpsons movie
>>220791392And now...The end is near...
>>220791392A wig and a gym membership could fix him
>>220791392he's just like me frfrwell, except I never was good looking or rich
based for not being a turkey fag, he is just like us
>>220791392i dont understand, you're rich, why don't you get the worlds best hair transplant?
>>220791392>>220791428Why I thank God that I'm brown. White people age like shit.
>>220791731So you’re saying it’s better to never have had it at all, than to have had it and lost it?
>>220791392Hair loss roads, I'll stay at homeTo the bald I belongPermavirginia or single motherI'll stay at home, hair loss roads
His career is over if he doesnt get that fixed
>>220791701>i dont understand, you're rich, why don't you get the worlds best hair transplant?Transplants can suck. You might not be suitable. Risk of rejection might be too high. You're stuck on medication for the rest of your life trying to save the rest of your hair so you don't need multiple transplants. He's an actor, a hair system would probably be better. Gives him more options too. We're at a point where male actors are wearing wigs 50% of the time anyway even when they have a full head of hair just because it's easier.
>>220791392Method acting for Elton John
>>220791392>>220791428Too much sun damage also
>>220791763I'm pretty sure vin diesel and dwayne johnson have millions more in their net worth than he does
>aging makes you olderWhy does /tv/ have such a hard time understanding this concept?
Just hop on fin
One of my friends got a hair transplant, he was already fucking top tier pussy balding, now he's got even more bitches.
>>220791801You’re retarded if you don’t know the difference
>>220791801Both of them are meatheads specifically catering to the meathead audience.This dude is in a completely different bracket.
>>220791392SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAAAY
>>220791392Bongs age like warm milk.
stay away from steroids
>>220791805the last time the average /tv/ user directly interacted with the outside world is about 15 years ago. time is confusing to them
roids not even once
>>220791701he's a gay bottom who aged out of being a twink, you can't reverse that with a hair transplant
>>220791701He obviously doesn't have a confidence issue, and he is famous/rich enough to get free pussy aand live a healthy/wealthy life. Based
>>220791948>he think taron is interested in pussy
>>220791805Dude looked fine in Smoke (2025)
>>220792031Is he actually a fag? sorry I am not interested in b-list actors sex lives enough to google it
WTF, when did he lose it. How do you lose such a hairline all at once, usually there are signs....
>>220792050closeted(glass doors, like the robb stark actor from game of thrones, it's a pretty open "secret")
>>220792088
>>220792053>>220792031>he doesn't know Hugh is also a sissy bottomThat must've been a rude awakening
>>220792111So no, more /tv/ fabricated lies
>>220792119I ASKED YOU A QUESTIOn
>>220792133they were "roommates" living together and often seen hanging out and about and at the beach a such with froy gutierres who's now openly gay and brandon flynn who became sam smith (now ex)boyfriend
>>220791701Maybe he had a few consultations and he realized he wouldn't be happy with the results. The world's best transplant is probably Elon if you consider the before and after and it's more good/serviceable than great
>>220791731man, you indians are too much lol
>>220791771id rather get multiple transplants throughout life than take the ball killer fin.>>220792298if this guy can go from bald to this, anyone can
>>220791392>>220791428He turned into a weird combo of Josh Hutcherson and James McAvoy.
>>220792338>id rather get multiple transplants throughout life than take the ball killer fin.You have to be very bald (but with good donor area) for that to work cause you native hair will continue falling. Elon is definitely on meds.
>>220791392damn. He must have been using a wig or spray on the left, no one loses so much that fucking fast unless they are getting chemo
>>220792338>if this guy can go from bald to this, anyone canElon's dick is notoriously nonfunctional and all his kids were created just by sperm donation.
>>220792370it was the gear >>220791868 >>220791902
>>220792370>no one loses so much that fucking fast unless they are getting chemoThat's what I was thinking, that type of hairline doesn't just fall off in 3-4-5 years. Usually it's more gradual and there are early signs.
>>220792392You can see clearly even in the blurry op pic that he's wearing a piece.
>>220791868Is Sam Hyde in that group too? His balding seemed pretty quick when it got going
>>220792406Are you sure?
>>220791428In the age of the internet, where everyone is talking online about celebrity looks constantly, I think i would get transplants to avoid reading that shit and to avoid the "ick" from women. I dont understand chicks who turn their lips into balloons, but i understand guys getting hair transplants now, its a much more practical cosmetic surgery, especially for celebs.
>>220791392left was a wig
>>220792506there's a portion of men where transplants just dont stick(even coupled with meds). it could very be that he tried but it didnt work
>>220792584He could at the very least wear a baseball cap, perhaps backwards or sideways.As it stands he is CAUGHT LACKING and DESCENDS in the rankings.
>>220791731You guys are born looking like literal turds, though.
>>220792366I thought they just took it from Turkish men's backs.
>>220792606
>>220792338>>if this guy can go from bald to this, anyone can>if it works for this guy who could finance a full scalp transplant donation from a healthy genetically fit 19 year old chad if he wanted to, it works for anyonehuh?
>>220792715Hair transplants from other donors don't work, retard. And anyone can get a trasplant because the hair at the back of your head is literally immune to falling out. Health has zero to do with it.
>>220792392I've got ultra bong genes aswell(scottish/Irish/Welsh) and my hair went from the left to the right in like 3 years and im only 27.
>>220792619Putting someone else's hair on your scalp would require taking anti-rejections meds forever, like in an organ transplant, which kills your immune system. Worth it when it's literally saving your life, not so much for a cosmetic procedure. That's why you can only transplant your own hair and you have a limited supply. Supposedly they're working on cloning hair follicles which would allow for unlimited donor supply and theoretically solve baldness without having to take meds, but it's been "coming soon" for a very long time.
>>220791392This is what happens when you do it in the asshole.
>>220791392He method-acted Elton John so hard his hair fell out.
>>220792903Why not just strip the scalp and just put stem cell paste on there instead.
>>220792838Damn bro
>>220791478>WHERE DID HIS HAIR GOAcross the river Thames. Same place all angloid hair goes after men turn 22.
>>220791731Based
>>220791731Based as fuck.Being brown is so hot right now.
It's aids
>>220791392Looks like an ugly, bald divorcee in his 40's.
>>220793050you only say that because the majority of 4chan is brown
It's worse than I thought.
This is clearly for a role of a lifetime
>>220791428He still looks good, it's just the bri'ish way to lose your hair eventually>>220791761Also good looking
>>220791392>>220791428could easily pull off a bruice willis / statham style look
>>220791392>Kingsman 2 wasn't even a decade agoDamn
>>220791392Kingsman 1 was filmed in 2013. But yeah dude should just get a hair transplant, but some guys are too proud about it.
>>220793873No he can't.
this can't be real
>>220791731you look like poop haha
>>220793050Yea, except if you're indian of course.
>>220791392It's called boomer maxing. He now owns 10 investment properties rented out to immigrants and loves Israel despite not really knowing why.
>>220791392an english rose
>>220795204he is gunning for the old James spader aura
>>220791731 all these seething whitesLmao, godspeed anon
>>220791610Zoomer logic is even stupider than old wife's tales. I started losing my hair well before I ever drank.
>>220791392I have recovered from my near hairloss from last year. It's possible without transplants. I'm already 35 btw
>>220791392DamnSwitching from glasses to contact lenses really ruins a man
>>220795469>just use a different overhead lightbrilliant, balding solved
>Drill little holes in your skull>Insert hair>Tie a knot>Now the hair can't fall or even be pulled outWhere's my Nobel?
>>220796068>use hairpiece>superglue it to the head>now it never comes offSolved
>>220796086What about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
I'm a guy and I laugh at manlets and baldies. It's just banter, calm down.
>>220796086
>>220796172This shit is embarrassing.
>>220791763>men can only play handsome chads
>>220791392JESUS FUCKING CHRISTPACK IT IN, HE'S DONE
>>220796191Yes? I don't want to see uggos of either gender. Are you okay with Zendaya being in movies?
>>220791777Kek and trips
>>220791392This makes me uncomfortable. Please delete this thread and also delete this dude from existence.
>>220791731based
>>220791805It's the glee about female Walling that's transferred over to men. Seeing a young bald famous actor makes us all feel better >I still have hair, it's still not over
>>220791805Non whites don't understand the concept of time
>>220791392Twink death is terrifying
>>220796207>the average tv tard in 2026dont look up Jack "Norwood King" Nicholson
>>220796406Shut up, baldie lmao
>>220795469Godspeed, anon
>>220796115ayo febreze it nigga
He’s now ready to play Lorne Armstrong. We just need a Kayla.
>>220796441I accept your concession
>>220796172The rug definitely makes him look younger and obviously it makes him happy, but for some reason I just respect him more in the before shot. He just looks like a normal dude.
>>220796086What happens when the skin grows through it, like with those fat people whose skin starts growing through the fibres of the couch they have been sitting on for years.Also on the note, what do they do about shitting? Do they just shit on the couch?
>be English/Irish/Scottish/black>Look the same until I am about 42, just start really visibly aging at that point
>>220791731lmaoreddit is that way
>>220796805why would a brown leave a brown website to go to one filled with a bunch of self-hating whites?
>>220791428I just saw a youtube vid where one of the top comments was "He looks sick."
>>220796863I assumed he had cancer
>>220791392>MEN DON'T HIT THE WA--
>>220791392It's over.
I could tell he was thinning by the second Kingsman movie. I'm fairly sure he was already wearing a hair piece.Thank goodness I only started thinning at 36 and I've already mitigated it over the last 2 years.
>>220792434It def speeds it up.
>>220796279Isn't it just?
>>220791392>>220791428What the fuck happened to eggsy?
>>220791731Keloids.
>>220791761He looks great cause his face is so masculine. Taron looks like a random soccer fan who's wasted.
>>220791701>>220792298Okay but why not just a wig? Travolta and Cage (Hair/Off) wear them, so did John Wayne. It's also not like anybody is gonna give you shit for it. You're a movie star. Better to have fake hair than no hair.
>>220791392>>220791428bong gen
did someone put a curse on him?!
>>220796172Ready to go to the nearby barcade, quaff a quality craft microbrew, listen to some Mumford and Sons and score a scene chick
>>220791392Unfair comparison. You underestimate how much the suit and glasses do for him on the left. The right's loose shirt shirt and cropping are especially unkind, since they make him look shrunken. THEN you add the toll of time and the less confident expression, and bam. But right would still look goofy even with left's hair.This is why grown men don't go out in public dressed like Adam Sandler manchildren, kids. Over 9000 hours in MSPaint, no fucking clankers here.
>>220798943Xenon 2 : Megacope
>>220791392>>220791428bong genes are a fucking curse
>>220791731good bait
>>220791731But you never look good.
>>220791392how the fuck did he loose all his hair all at once?
based and not give a shit pilled
>>220791428raped by jewlywood into a shell of himself, never recieved his breakthrouhg big leagues role, destined to be "james mcawoy light" due to that shitty meme movie now.
>>220791731>responding to your own post 5 times
he looks fine, it's entirely the hair loss that fucked him. reminder to never taunt the norwood reaper lest he come for you next
He's been on the gear since Kingsman. No such thing as a free lunch.
>>220800064Vaccine status?
>>220791412You've ruined the act, Gob...
F
>>220791419Fin+min doesn't restore the hairline
>>220800230no but it destroys your balls which is what all these "fin+min" bros want to happen to other people
>>220791428This is why you shave your disgusting cueball twice per week stupid balding cunts. You make normal people sick looking like scabby dog.
>>220800211The funny thing is that he did that intentionally somehow.
>>220800312That's why real knowers are using peptides with zero hormonal effects now. Pumpkin seed oil is good too. That and topical ru58841
>>220799085fucking loved that game
>>220800465We know, it brings us joy to know you're upset. I shave only with an electric razor so my pate is still clearly visible thanks to my dark hair, and I do so at random intervals so there are often many days when I can enjoy the seething of haircels who's entire personality is >I've not gone bald yetI don't dye my beard either, and the best bit is I've never gotten more pussy in my life. Watching you brocco-headed little fags slather yourself in potions and ball-shrinking cream as you desperately inspect your pillow every morning for the first dreaded stray hairs all in the hope of scoring only to watch most of that sweet zoomie 'tang desperately throw itself at the overweight balding middle aged guy to work out their daddy issues is genuinely one of the greatest pleasures I've ever experienced.Cope, mald, seethe, and lose, little haircel.
>>220800777must be so weird to have your entire life revolve around one thing
>>220800777Tldr but probably trips of truth so lets say I agree and have nice day anon
>>220800475what's a peptide?
>>220799085Aw-Aw-Aw, Aw-YEAH!
>>220791392If he grows his hair long he could pull off the medieval look more than in his Robin Hood
>>220791392I hope this is real.
>>220791428If he got fat he'd be a good live action Homer
>>220800475snake oil
>>220792370>>220792392left is from 12 years ago. right is from 2026.
>>220792392My hair basically did this in less than 6 months.
the norwood reaper is the great equaliser. he comes for me, he comes for you.
>>220801810no he's not. he's a fag that comes for some young while others live their entire lives with a perfect hairline.
>>220791392>same jaw>same chin>same lips>same nose>same ears>same eyes (difference is just lighting, look at the shape of the eyelids)>same forehead>different hairJust goes to show what we've always been saying. Hair is life. If you have no hair you have no life.
>>220791392>Cure for aids, cancer, deafness and (((covid)))>No cure for baldnessMake it make sense
What's so bad about balding tho? Doesn't it show that a man has high testosterone levels and a high sex drive/libido? I wish I were bald, bearded, and had high t, but mine is only like 17 nmol/L, even though I go to the gym and sleep ~8 hours a day, as recommended. It's still in the normal range, I believe, but I'd like it to be around 30 or 35 nmol/L.
>>220791428Big Bazmaxxing.
>>220802173Baldness (alopecia) is not a critical disease. It does not affect your overall physical or mental health the way AIDS, cancer, deafness, and Covid do. You don't need a cure for it, just buy a good pair of clippers (Wahl or Oster) that will last you at least 10 years, and shave your scalp once or twice a week without a guard.
>>220800777>it brings me great joy to look like a diseased rat, and here's a wall of tear-drenched cope expounding on thatYeah, this is cope.
>>220802242>It does not affect your overall mental healthJust look at the replies ITT, it very obviously does.
>>220791731>I thank God that I'm brownsorry to hear that poojeet
>>220791428Hoky shit, how the does that happen?
>>220792281>No, you can't have a best friend, you have to be gay!!!!
>>220796172if you ever arrive at the point where you have to do this just shave it anons, youll look younger, more energetic and you dont have to do this humiliation ritual everytime you go outjust fucking shave it
Definition looks like sun damage, the roids probably increased the hair loss (high test leads to hair loss)Seems like he takes it well, having a short cut instead of longer hair trying to hide it
im so glad for my father's tarzan hairi also have tarzan hairthat being said, i just turned 30 so the balding is either coming soon or I guess Ill die with my tarzan hair
>>220798806>looks like
>>220791731Dabbed on these honkies
>>220798827This. I wouldn't even care if people knew I was wearing a hair system. Just put a wig on and make yourself look more presentable.
>>220800777My detective senses tell me this poster has never had sex
>>220791392Obviously did it for a role
>>220791474KEK
thats the guy from kingsman right? no way this is real
>>220791731are you the guy that calls every white guy "cumskin"
I'm afraid to grow old bros
>>220796172unironically looks pretty good here with the monk-maxxing look
>>220791419>fin+min+trip to turkey = dead dick, bitch tits, desire to transition
>>220795469you can't just post this and not drop your routine anon
>>220802173>cure for canceri mean it's better than before but saying we have a cure for cancer is a massive overstatement
>>220803249>all your best friends are gayAnon...
>>220800777According to date app studies being bald is biggest turn off after being manlet
>tfw not born as brad pitt>I shave my head despite having hair for aero cooling>every woman in my family hates it and tells me to stop it>Girls outside my family most likely think the same but won't say itI fucking hate beautiful standards. Bet you if I looked handsome I'd get nothing but compliments
>>220803259Only bald redditor copelets say this. Look at the dude, he looks younger and happier and is arguably better looking. You can literally see the joy return to his eyes in the after shots. If you're not a broke bitch then wigging it up is genuinely the best option. Stop telling people to shave it you fucking idiot
this is a great scenehttps://youtu.be/vNATr91IWVs?t=102
>>220791813how is his top tier bald pussy helping him get girls? he is FtM?
>>220801019steroids, but tech bros give everything they "discover" a new fancy name
>>220802195no, it's a genetic sensitivity to DHT. nothing to do with having high or low T
>>220805163>broke bitch>wigging it upnot that anon, but you sound like a 'looks maxing' clown m8.
>>220805682Wrong, you also need to be high test.
he looks fine
is he preparing to star in a Jason Statham biopic
>>220805972there are endless amounts of low T bald redditors to dispute that
>>220803230Bong Genes
>>220800777thats some Grade A copium baldy.
>>220791868His sex scene looked like fuking a man.
>>220792119I'm 31 and I have full hair, literally the same hair as I was a kid. Sorry blud, not all of us dance with the norwood reaper
>>220791731>all these replies(You) earned it.
>>220795469did you spray that darkening stuff onto your scalp so your hair looks thicker?
>>220792338What most hair transplant patients don't tell you is they are given a package of min+fin right after surgery from the facility that did the procedure. It's not purely the transplant that's doing the work
>>220792506>I think i would get transplants to avoid reading that shit and to avoid the "ick" from women.If you're one of the people who suffers from the side effects then you have to decide if you want a full head of hair or a functioning penis.
>kingsman was 12 years agoWhat the fuck
It was probably already a hair system even when they shot the film.
Why is /tv/ acting like he's justed?
>>220800475>Won't take fin+min for "MUH SIDES" reasons but shills fucking ru58841 which cancelled clinical trials suddenly which almost always = Can cause something massively fucking bad sides wisekys retard
>>220808133>i'm ready for my date.
>>220807506>HEIHACHI MISHIMA IS DEAD
>>220806274that actually looks cool
>>220800475>ru58841Nigga I'm not using anything that wasn't even given a marketing name. >just wipe yourself down in Chemical X bro
my hair doesn't grow past shoulder length. i let it grow for a year and 8 months and it stopped there. i just wanted to have long hair
>>220803230Terminally british
>>220791392>>220793424Dishonest picrel/vidrel making
>>220795469What did you use?
>>220791731status redeemed
>>220791761thought this was Adrian Edmondson from the thumbnail
i wish i could give my hair to someone that needs it. i've had to shave my head since i was like 16 because it grows so fast
>>220808777
>>220808909i mean the ability to grow it so fast and not have a balding man hairline. whole reason i shave my head is i can't stand long hair so i'd never be able to deal with growing it long enough to donate it
I got a hair transplant a few weeks ago. The norwood reaper can go fuck himself
>>220791763>get that fixedAnon, I...
>7 years younger than him>same JUSTed hair
>>220807958The finasteride is just to keep the rest of the natural hair from falling out. The transplanted hairs are DHT resistant, but if all the natural hair fall out then it's going to look really thin. Pic related is what inevitably happens if you get a transplant and dont take finasteride
>>220809593Same difference. You have to take the drugs to make the transplant look decent. the point is many anons think you get the transplant **instead of** the drugs.
>>220809668couldn't be arsed taking drugs every day for the rest of my life; had to take lexapro a couple of years and I am never taking a pill a day ever again
>>220809668If they do the maximum number of grafts and dont take finasteride it can still look decent for like 10 years before enough natural hair has fallen out that it starts to look bad and they have to start shaving. And for a lot guys, having hair only really matters in their 20s and 30s. Most guys dont give a fuck if they're bald at 40. And in that case, a hair transplant without finasteride could still be worth it. They'd basically just be paying like $5k for a 10 year extension on having hair
>>220798610Eggsy became egg
>>220809668it's true. i thought that exact thing while reading through this thread. thanks for teaching me something new today, anon
>>220804684>>220807739>>220808657I just live healthier. Sleep 6+ hours a day + afternoon naps, spend less time outside the sun, eat more protein, lift a little. Nothing crazy. That's why I'm glistening with sweat in the top pictures, I came back from a run. Also I quit my office job and working from home now, so much less stress.
>>220791392This is basically how I felt before 2007 on left to how I feel now about the world on right
>>220792281i knew their intimate scenes in rocketman were a little too convincing
>>220791731Brown poop folks never looked good in the first place
>>220810928This nigga became a sugarbaby on OF
>>220811021Cheer up buttercup
I'm sick of seeing ugly people everywhere
>In India, cow urine (known as Gomutra) is utilized in traditional Ayurvedic and Panchgavya wellness practices to promote scalp health, combat hair fall, and reduce dandruff. Pajeets held the secret all along
>>220800777I shave my head religiously - every day down to the scalp with a nice Braun electric razor. It gleams like a well-waxed muscle car. I am tall, muscular, and I go out of my way to dye what little black remains in my goatee the snow white that the rest has naturally turned. I think of this as Mastermaxxing, and I now score more tail than I ever did in my 20s and 30s. Being a Silver Fox is straight cash money.
>>220802195My buddy is bald and he’s had a low sex drive since his early twenties. Everyone I know with a normal sex drive has hair. I don’t think being bald and levels of testosterone are associated with one another.
>>220811555maybe he's just a gay loser
>>220791428shouldve hopped on fin
>>220811555Baldies being high T is an old myth that stems from roiders losing their hair. It's all about DHT sensitivity, and when people who are already prone to balding increase their DHT with roids, their balding accelerates.For guys who dont roid, balding has nothing to do with actual testosterone levels. If you have the MPB gene, your DHT sensitivity is adjusted to your baseline levels whether they are high or low
>>220810967I A C C E P T
>>220811997>balding increase their DHT with roidsMhmm I wonder what you need to increase your dht... hmmmmmNo retard, balding is definitely associated with high test. This is literally confirmed by studies. If you think about it for more than two seconds, you'd realize it makes perfect sense too.Hair loss = dht sensitivityDht amount = testosterone amount This means: Low dht sensitivy, low testosterone = low likelihood of being bald Low dht sensitivy, high testosterone = higher likelihood of being bald High dht sensitivity, low testosterone = higher likelihood of being bald High dht sensitivity, high testosterone = very high likelihood of being bald Does that mean you'll go bald if you have high testosterone or won't go bald if you have low testosterone? Obviously not retard, but the correlation due to the interplay is literally there.
>>220812394People like you with low IQ who don't understand that DHT sensitivty is not static but adjusts according to each persons natural DHT levels are the reason this myth is so widespread. Since you obviously lack the intelligence necessary to understand this concept, go ask an LLM to explain it you as if you were 5 years old. That might be enough to get it through your head
>>220812465>im le high iq and ur dumb >go ask llm sarNice self own lmao
>>220810967I am weak. This gift is too great for me.
>>220810967Your gift is too great for me
>>220791428why doesnt he just wear a wig like everyone else/
>>220791392first man ever to hit the wall
>>220791392OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>220811966>shouldve hopped on fin>bro just make yourself infertile and risk having a limp dick tooLmao
>>220791428Good night sweet prince
>>220812534I’m not able to dumb it down any further for you. LLMs service millions of people with sub-80 IQs every day so one of those might be able to do it
>>220802173> cure cancer Wait cancer passed on?
>>220811966Should have born with better genetics or killed himself. Everything else is cope.
>>220791428Eggsy lmao
>thread about discussion of film>barely any replies>thread about making fun of bald men>100+ replies
>>220808133Couldn't he painted atleast decent hairline with more natural colour or something...?
>>220791392This is the gift of life. Have lots of children and live a long time! :D (Make sure you have enough money)
>>220802195Without memeing there is SLIGHT correlation of having SLIGTHLY higher free testosterone on average as bald guys. SLIGTHLY higher free testosterone has more potential to turn as more dihydrotestosterone. But it doesn't change the fact that baldies are genetically inferior with their shit hair follicles which doesn't stand most andogenic form of testosterone there is also known as DHT.
>>220810967Your gift is too great for me.Sigh..
>>220813142baldies are new manlets
>>220813344If you saw a bald manlet out in the open would you run up to him and laugh in his face?
>>220813404I'm not that cruel, that fate is worse than being born nigger. But thought of being black/brown, 5'5ft. tall with tiny dick cracks me up.
>>220810967Your gift is too great for me, Dark Lord.
>>220792111Did you just watch the Elton John movie and not understand what acting is?
>>220798943holy kino i need to buy a suit & glasses
How do we stop the brutal and indifferent assault of Father Time?
>>220813598I call it Tuccimaxing
>>220791731CHADpreet W, Brahmin chads run this place (and America)
Women are reason why sons going to be bald are still born. Womens responsibility should be to check her potential sex partners family tree in case off baldness. Whole curse could be cured in one generation if whores wouldn't let any man whose grandfathers on either sides has even hint of baldness to touch them.
>>220791731Based Ranjesh. I'd wire you $10 to pay a year's worth of rent if I could.
>>220814179Baldness exists because woman want it. You see, women get fat. Which means only their husband finds her sexually attractive (that's a stretch), but her husband might be fit and attractive himself. To prevent any other women from taking her man she chose a guy who balds right around the time she is pushing 200.
This dude went bald very early in his career, looks like he is wearing a wig/hair system in most of his work.
>>220813142Dis niga bald rotfl > :)
>>220814700I didn’t know women can be so smart clever girl
>>220791701if you have a strong father figure in your life, you don't over value physical appearance
>>220791392>>220791428Eggsy, more like Aidsy
>>220791428He should gain 100 lbs and beastmaxx
You guys have the mindset of insecure weak faggots or women. Hard to say which is worse.
>>220791392This is what happens when you don't do adrenochrome / oxydized adrenaline (kill and eat kids)
>>220806274Man, the Ukraine War is getting nuts.
>>220791392What the fuck. Eyebrow baldness exists?!
>>220792376I also believe everything I read online.
>>220791651His face is already shredded.
I'm 44, just got my hair cut todayhow fucked am I?
>>220810967Already got it thanks.
>>220816331I'm not gay, but it looks fine to me.
>>220804753>all my friends hate womenbased
>>220816331Max five years before life long of forced celibacy
>>220816331just shave it off already bro
>>220816331Is there specific reason why there is semen in your balding hair? You guys think mine will stay stronger if I switch hair wax to my boyfriends semen?
>>220814700Baldness exist because 80% of balding men start losing hair after 30-40 so they make kids before that. Only genetic failures have NW3 in their twenties.
>>220791474based and 4tehlulz-pilled
