>I don't answer shitskinsWhat did Ray mean by this?
>>220792046We don't answer to shitskins.
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Tonight on Mr Contrived>ray gets himself into an absolutely insane situation again>ray somehow gets out of it>ray lays down some pre-rehearsed, true blue, fair dinkum, bogan platitude that he wrote during an angsty period when he was 20 years younger>30 seconds later, everyone has forgotten about it, despite ray murdering 17 people, setting buildings on fire, blowing up vehicles, firing machine guns etc, all in the middle of Sydney
>>220792046I dont answer to shitskins
>>220794269None of that takes place.
*nick cave music intensifies*
>/tv/ complains there aren't enough shows about strong white men>ridicule every show about the subject when they're brought upWhiney bitches
>>220794305No, all of it very much does place. Usually once or twice an episode.
>>220794269>>220795316>ackshually there's no sound in space so these explosions are incorrect>sorry for pausing the movie I just had to inform everyone
>>220795316He doesn't have a shoot out downtown, the only episode I can remember him actually being "loud" is when the kids got abducted. All other gun fights took place far from cities.
>>220795465the type of person who writes a character like Ray as a self-insert (and then plays said character first at age 25 and then still plays the character 20 years later) wears one of these on his soul
>>220795566He has at least 1 shootout downtown every episode. There’s usually a comedic interlude where he spots a dimmie shop, and heads in to get himself a snack, but every time he grabs a plate, the plate is shot, and shatters, spilling his dimmies.
>>220795684You're being a dimmie
>>220796540All aussies will be dhimmis soon, sad
>>220796540
>>220796540You just hit me with absolutely solid blow. I left myself open to it, and I have been devastated by it. I retire from the field.
based
>>220792046>I don't answer poasts
>>220797565That would be absolutely BASED to do, don’t you guys all think? Leave an open ended post so people respond to it, then ignore those responses. Chime in anons, I value your input and really want to know what you guys think.
>>220795611t. hasnt seen the magician
>>220795004It's just too easy to wind cunts up by nitpicking this show.
>>220795004>australians>white
People here actually watch an Australian show? Even we don't watch our own shows, we just export them to the UK since they love them for some reason.
>>220795684More like Mr. Dimmie 'Tween Scenes amirite?
>>220795566There's that one shootout when he first uses the Patchett in some industrial area, but it's at night and probably in western Sydney where that kind of thing is normal.
>>220798128>Even we don't watch our own showsNot even Danger 5?
>>220798726That is probably the lone exception, but I'm also a little biased since that was made in my city and I knew some of the people involved in the show.
>>220798763nta but you need to watch more aussie shows mate.
>>220792046his gf was so hot. will i get a gf like that if i am a crazy bald psychopath?
>>220799301I've tried, but all of it is like a caricature and insists on reminding you that it's Australian every 3 seconds.
>>220799311Prime Brooke was like 16-18 years old although she still goes alright.
>>220799315Australian TV is overwhelmingly terrible. There's the odd gem (Like Mr Inbetween) but generally our movie industry has been lightyears ahead of our TV. The Proposition is pretty good but the golden era was still like 70s-90s.
>>220799638True, I'll admit we've managed to have some good movies, but our TV series are terrible and the odd gem is extremely few and far between.
>>220792046why did this show explode recently? i never saw anything about this until a few weeks ago
>>220795004>Pozztralian >whiteThe guy in OP looks arab/greek. Plus his gay lil accent makes it hard to take him seriously. Crikey!! Tis a wollywacker of a chook book, luv!! Get a load of the billabongs on that Matilda, ta!!
>>220800082youtube shorts exposing it to norms
>>220800125This. I watched one short of it because Brooke Satchwell thumbnail and now it's there on my front page constantly. Someone's paid to push the shit out of it.
>>220799311>his gf was so hotwdym?shes like a 6/10?like a good 30-40% of women in Australia basically look like this and have some tomboy-esque interests
>>220799482>>220799311She looks retarded af. Wtf are you smoking?
>>220800216If you weren't a teenage boy getting hard to prime Brooke while your sister watched Neighbours you wouldn't understand.
>>220792046You just make me want dimmies mate
>>220792046Ray would have never say that cause his own daughter is literally a brown asian
>>220795611KEEEEK
>>220792046>we have banshee at home
>>220795004There's no pleasing some cunts>>220800119>The guy in OP looks arab/greekbad bait
>>220800119He looks like an Aussie who spent more than half his life out in the sun like we all do. Probably has skin cancer on his bald head.
>>220800643Nah, he's Italian background for sure, which is extremely common here.
>>220800200idk man something about that phenotype makes me diamond
>>220792046>does nothing>drops one of the best tv performances of all time>leaveswhat the heck
>>220800082king of /tv/ chuds drop this vid recently
>>220800560>bad baitFuck off cunt. Can't believe you connies unironically believe you're white. Fuckin srewth, ta!>>220800643Many pozztralians have greek/arab origins. That's why Australia's national dish is hummus.
>>220794269>>220795316>ray murdering 17 people, setting buildings on fire, blowing up vehicles, firing machine guns etc, all in the middle of SydneyThe action scenes take place a few times per season, a few people killed at most and all take place in the bush somewhere. What's the point of your hyperbole?
>>220792046shitskins don't like dimmies m8
>>220799311bland jew bitch, boring, no personality, annoying.
>>220801234I've never seen anything to suggest she's Jewish. We don't have many of them down here.
>>220798128We like daydreaming of living in place with good weather helping out the locals with their hobbies and interests
>>220801024I'm greek you nincompoop and he doesn't look greek at all
>>220792046why are aussiecuck shows so cringe
>>220801678He looks like the skinny version of the bald judge from MasterChef Australia >>220802229Reflection of real life.
>>220800125Honestly, yeah I watched it because of shorts. Now im watching The Sopranos, because of shorts.
>>220799311>>220799482The scene where she simulated shitting on him was gross, but her seemingly being open to be into pee play was fun. Shes an ok/10
It's hilarious how people praise this show as "actions have consequences". In episode 2 he machine-guns a bunch of blokes in Sydney. This would cause probably the biggest police hullaballoo in the history of Australia and be worldwide news but it's just forgotten.
>>220798113Now do Breaking Bad
>>220798128I love Australian television
>>220805005
>>220799311Brooke is hot af, surprised she usually never gets mentioned ITTs>>220799482She's much hotter as a milf but there are also better pics of her from the age your chose
>>220800150Watching shorts updates the algo on your preferences. It's not a conspiracy
>>220801127you didn't watch the show, he opens up killing at least 20 in a Sydney dock, Sydney ain't Melbourne and automatic fire would have raise a few eyebrows (he of course got a convenient sub machine gun as a present earlier in the episode, peak aussie writing mind you)
>>220805318Why doesn't anyone respond to the bombs that Walt detonated in Breaking Bad?Why are you flooding this thread about how scared of guns you are?>>220804591>and be worldwide news Why are you stretching your concerns with hyperbole?If the show is too scary for you, then stick to Disney+.
>>220805451>Breaking Bad?agreed both are dumbly written reddit shows, glad we agree its refreshing to find a like minded person after all this time
>>220805636>snarky>calling things 'reddit'Yeah you're a faggot alright kek
>>220805833>keeps trying to distract from actual points your show is shit live with it, your hero would after he kills 50 people in the sydney CBD with a rocket launcher kek
>>220805913If you don't like a show then don't watch it. I don't understand this obsession with opening threads and trying to shut down any conversation about it all because you find the subject matter disturbing. That's womanish behaviour.
>>220805948another dumb point>uhhh if you watch a show that means you have to love it uhhh cause thats what I do I watched it and it was a little dumb why are you so invested
>>220792046Why do bald chads make tv seethe so much i bet if he had hair you would be sucking his dick and eating his shit.
>>220806029good post
This is the bestest bro anyone could ever ask for
>>220806094conveniently
>>220805913>That scene in episode 2 when Ray dronestrikes a kid's park killing 100 peopleThis is when I switched it off
>>220806324I'm glad you did cause the next episode when he went to aldi, bought a bunch of bleach on a coupon his daughter had saved for him and made nalpalm in his bath tub and then killed a 1000 people in Campbelltown and then later on had KFC as a treat with his spastic brother, spoiler warning
>rustles jimmies on his way for some dimmiesNothing personnel kid. roasties seething
All this because some anons simply can't believe that a skinny guy can be a violent criminal.
>>220801313look at her fugly jew face for a minute and figure out she jew
>>220798128monkeys don't watch nature documentaries about themselves either
>steals your heart
>>220807644piggu
>>220809512Angela White phenotype
How did aussies feel about this scene?
>>220794269Based
>>220792046>OI GAZ watch me make these dimmies disappear mate cuz I'm the FACKIN magician innit
>>220798128You're a fucking retard
Can we talk about his daughter..... Cute kid. Best character in the show really
>>220807644She was suburban mayhem
>>220800082"Critical Drinker" did a video about it saying it's the most amazing thing ever made.
>>220804591That's what i mean, the most insane shit happens and nobody bats a fucking eyelid. And 5 minutes later, even ray himself has forgotten all about it.There's no repercussions for anything this guy does.
>>220806094I know people like him. They're fucking everywhere here and they're complete wankers. They're usually tradeys who will cut corners and rip you off at the first chance they get.t. Queenslander.
>>220811874If you haves a good friend like Gary who's a tradey that means you can get some good deals
>>220811874i mean thats all tradies. all solo practitioners in general. think they're gods gift to the world and jew every single one of their fucking customers
>>220792046That's the face of a man who enjoys peepee movies.
Is kicking someone as effective as this show makes it out to be?
>>220812117booba
I've had so many people I know and hate irl recommend this shit. Maybe it's actually good, I dunno.
>>220812167Yes, unless a brown girl jumps on your back and chokes you out, it's literally over.
>>220792046It's like Banshee but worse in every possible way.
I miss Ray
>>220812185It's just a better version of barry
>>220813724I got like 3 episodes into that shit and I couldn't continue. Just really drawn out and masturbatory, but about LA, the most cringe city in the most cringe state of the most cringe country on earth so it was unbearable
>>220799638>The PropositionThis film was excellent. As is The Rover and Animal Kingdom. Three real gems. Son of a Gun is okay too. Highly rec'd kinos all of /tv/ should watch and probably enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN8449nalT8>Mr Inbetween - S01E06 Great Scene 2 Possibly The Best Scene in this Brilliant SeriesIs it really that good?
>>220807644Shes cute, but like if she farted in front of me Id find her gross.
>>220813761You're gonna love the square
>>220810601>GOD DAMN KANGAROOS!!!
>>220813847Don't ever threaten me with that if you want to wake up the next morning. Who wants eggo waffles I'm famished and it's a school night?!>until 2080Top bitch
>>220794269It is kind of weird how absent there is a police presence. I'm not from Australia but is it really so easy to commit quadruple homicide multiple times with things like hand grenades and then drive around in their cars after the fact if you just drive out of town? The show feels almost post apocalyptic at times.
>>220813932Everything that you've been bitching about for hours happens in the woods or out in the sticks. It would be like complaining about cops not showing up right away in the Appalachias whenever there's a gunshot. And on top of that it's a dark comedy. Go change your maxxie pad and stop crying.
>>220805318Mate, Sydney's had a drug war for about a decade now where crims keep shooting at each other with automatics. Even an assassination attempt on some guys going to a daycare with m16s. It's not exactly US style gangland massacres, but they're trying their best for retarded mobsters.
>>220814020Read the thread, I think its memes, they are just making shit up.
>>220792046Cunt mogged tony
>>220792046The girl who played his daughter on the show was sooooooooo fucking hot dude
>>220805082>Flabba the Slutt
>>220811713I fapped to those scenes
>>220814430She was... Especially in the 3rd season
How exactly do I Raymaxx?
it was also nice to see communitychannel show up again
>>220815078Need an abusive childhood so the military looks like bliss and learn hard killing skills you can then translate to a life of being a hitman
>>220814977
>>220792046is there any place to get dimmies in america? are they just steamed wonton or are they something different?
>>220815158Those shorts are the best for upshort shots... She knew what she was doing.
>>220815158all jokes and memes aside considering she was a legit nepo hire she actually did a good job
>>220815199>she was a legit nepo hireWho were her parents?
>>220815078buy a 12" dildo and strap it to a bedpost, ride it for 10 minutes every day before a nice long shower
>>220815213Daughter of the director, Nash Edgerton
>>220815274Why do homophobes write the gayest posts?
>>220815307They are gay
>>220815295Adopted daughter?
>>220813724they're both trash shows
>>220815431His wife is some kind of asian
>>220815589His daughter would get it brutally hard
>>220815158insane how all the european genes got completely overwritten. if you didn't already know she was a hapa you'd have no idea
>>220815307>using "-phobe"got bad news for you.
>>220815808its the correct fucking word for faggot haters. your contrarian brain rot against leftists has reached such a severe level that you get upset at someone using the english language properly just because it overlaps. embarrassing.
>>220816221it's a stupid joke post. Why so sensitive? Kind of gay yourself? just seething about something you're not aware of? haha
>>220814021Yeah and every time they do the police immediately go after them. True Blue Aussie hitmen simply bottle their targets. There’s roughly 9 bottling incidents a day in this fair land, most of them over someone taking another bloke’s pokie machine roight when she was finally warming up. It’s bad enough they make me smoke me darts outside, now you’ve taken me fucken’ machine? I’LL KILL YOU! YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CUNT!So if you just mimic this, the coppers won’t even bother investigating. That’s normal.
>>220794269oh, blow it out your ass
I did reactions to Mr In-between a few years back and I'm convinced Shawn Ryan reacted to my video in the comments. Basically was an Aussie who spoke/commented in the same way Ray would and explained that the show was based on his real life Uncle who he was scared of but fascinated by at the same time. Exaggerated events of course but yeah the character was him. Seemingly he was fucked up because of his father who was a violent drunk so became a hard critical. Anyways this commenter never admitted he was Shawn Ryan but did admit he was connected with the show but wouldn't say how. This was way back in the early days of reaction videos before the show was really popular outside of Oz so I guess he was checking out what an outsider thought of it. Anyways don't even post on that channel now so not shilling it but thought it was an interesting anecdote to share
>>220806923Ray's overweight. One of the characters even gives him shit about it in the show.
>>220813762That scene was so stupid. It's the most contrived BS i've ever seen. If you watch the whole episode, for Ray to get out of that episode alive (which he does), about 400 nigh on impossible things have to go absolutely perfectly right.It's real "just switch your brain off bro" shit, but i can't switch my brain off, coz i'm not a retard.Sure it's well directed, but jesus the writing is some real angsty teen edgelord crap. I reckon it was a holdover from Scott Ryan's "magician" days that he wrote when he was much younger, and he just re-used the idea in Mr Inbetween.
>>220815178In the freezer section at your local grocery store.
>walking down the street today>bogan asks me for a lighter it finally happened again, its been like 5 years since the last time. australia is back, a real old fashioned bogan and not a poo or chink.
>>220819318The times they are a changing
>>220800526banshee is slop brah
>>220819258>i can't switch my brain off, coz i'm not a retardLiterally the opposite is true
>>220799311is it normal for paramedic to be written on their uniforms at least 3 fucking times and then an ID as well?
The one thing that gnaws at me in this otherwise pretty fun show is the fact he takes part in making a documentary about being a hitman, then the documentarian disappears after filming just one scene and it's never brought up again.
>>220819258your posts are gay and cringe
>>220809610so jew whore physiognomy
>>220811713annoying brat, waste of screen time. does dumb shit. only good episode with her landed him in anger management
>>220814021poofta capital of Australia
>>220813932Apparently there's less than 1000 street cops in Victoria. A state of over 7mil people.
>>220819853Good. Cops are useless pigs.
>>220819868nah not really, some sure. The problem is whoever is pulling their strings. Hence why they are all resigning.
Gonna watch this especially now that I know it's drinker approvedThanks /tv/
>>220810601I'm not aussie but how did she not notice it coming when both sides of the road was nothing but flat short grass
>>220818089>so became a hard critical.Moist critical's arch enemy
>>220816221Wrong, it's not a phobia It's pure disgust
>>220819492You are obviously gay
>>220794269where are the dimmies?Ray would never go out on a killing spree without first eating some dimmies
>>220820846dimsims fresh from the industrial deepfryers are pretty amazing ngl.
>>220810601didnt watch it, but kangaroos are literally at plague-population levels these days, they're a pest species due to all the mass-land farming we have, hunting them for culling is the norm. >>220812117fuck what show was this from?
>>220819362and yet compared to this aussiecuck garbage it's a masterpiece
is this worth watching??? should I see the movie too?? only seen a few clips on youtube randomly and the actor and character seems cool
>>220800760he wasn't acting
>>220821814op pls
>>220813762doesn't hit the same in wide screen. better as a short
>>220818089you sound very gullible
>>220822048He was a youtuber "reactor". They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed
>>220821814yes it's a really fun watch
>>220792046this crim sheep shagger did the best acting I've seen in the last decade>>220800760yup>mikedrop acting
>>220821799its nothing like Banshee retard. It's a less pozzed version of Barry without the acting classes. Its a less faggy version of Barry but everyone talks like a fag because its Australian.
>>220819430Someone put a contract out on him and Ray took the job
>>220820039They camouflage with the brush and t-they're fast!
>>220792046>duuuuuuuuuuuuude I'm le based middle aged man everyone's wrong but me and I will exercise violence without punishment any time I want I'm so awesome lulzgen x retarded fantasy: the show
>>220823254We call that boomerslop
>>220822780Americans have got some gall calling any other accent faggy when fags all over the world speak with an American accent because your country is fag propaganda central.
>>220823440Not an American, but the Aussie accent is literally gay as fuck. You could have the meanest guy on the planet in front of you, but you wouldn't take him seriously when that gibberish comes out of his mouth. >Croikey cunt! Tis a wicker wicker of a wombat's arse t'day!!! What a beaut chook on the barbie. Razzer wazzer, ta!!GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don't mind skinnyfat operators but the fighting scenes are pure cringe>yeah dude this emaciated 45 years old guy who moves like he's 50 can totally beat the shit out of two huge Russian bouncers
>>220823254The entire thing is just Ricky Gervais winning arguments in his head except he beats people up instead
>>220820846Aussie-Korean cuisine
>>220823676Do Aussies even have their own food? What's a good rec for Oz cuisine? Not chinese, greek, Lebanese, Indian, thai, Korean or other fusion shit. Actual australian food.
>>220823499>but the Aussie accent is literally gay as fuck.>literally gay as fuck.How can you call the way other people speak gay when you talk like this?
>>220823757>How can you call the way other people speak gay when you talk like this?Cause you lot speak like this>Croikey cunt! Tis a wicker wacker of a wombat's arse t'day!!! What a beaut chook on the barbie. Razzer wazzer, ta!!
>>220823782I'm not Australian so I don't care about you making fun of them. It's just weird to see you do it when you have the faggiest vernacular ITT. I just imagine you speaking with a lisp.
>>220823801>I'm not Australian so I don't care about you making fun of themOi!! Could've fooled me, cunt! Wot a surprise, luv!! Got me matildas more mixed up than in an emu in a supermarket, ta!!
>>220823734Yeah kinda, but not enough to collectively call it Aussie cuisine or something. Like there's no "Australian food" restaurants in Aus. I mean some would say they are, but they are usually building off another cuisine or mix and matching anyway, not being entirely original.There are some notable exceptions, but most of them are desserts/snacks (lammingtons, timtams, anzac biscuits) or just simply shit like bbq snags.The food here is good though, loads of variety.
>>220823782So I take it your only exposure to the australian accent is Steve Irwin?If you think australians sound gay you should hear a kiwi speak
>>220823734No one cares about white people food
>>220823962>australians sound gay you should hear a kiwi speakSem Ting, m8>>220824017Sad! If I wanted to taste other nations food I would've travelled there directly
>>220813932You think professional criminals just go around reporting each other to police when another one does something they don't like?
>>220824238The tradeoff is that other nations love you guys so much they bring their food to you
>>220819271what will they be called? dimmies still?
>>220813932Just ask Dezi Freeman
>>220823254>without punishmentHe's been to jail
>>220801313If you have porn, crime and interest on loans you have jews.
is this just reacher (and everybody clapped) scenes but with a small bald guy instead of a juiced up gorilla?
>>220799482She looks like a fucking mutant there. Aged well
>>220792046I feel like this show is just "look how cool I am"
>>220825697Why are muslims like this?
>>220825911That's like asking you're just elon musk but with a tan
