>awful title >awful posters and trailer >meh casting >green screen heavy to the point that even though it’s shot on film it looks like digital slop>everything is cgi, can’t even use a real deer or a real house in the woods>generic cgi client>no hype>spielberg doing ever podcast possible to hype any interest in the movie I wish this nigga just retired after Saving Private Ryan
>>220796620Is he trying to do a second Close Encounters with this?
>>220796620Blunt is box office poison
>>220796620Why did Spielberg think that a heavily bogged Blunt was enough star power to carry a movie like this?
>>220796620Has Spielberg made a successful movie this century?
>>220796620It's clearly a vehicle for masonic subliminal messaging. The amount of money it makes is not an issue, silly
>>220797899Spielberg has been off his game in decades.
>>220796664>Is he trying to do a second Close Encounters with this?that movie is so bad outside of a few scenes (mostly the end)terrible pacing literally nothing happens all movie and in the end you are supposed to applaud the boomer for abandoning his family?never understood the hype for it
>>220797923>It's clearly a vehicle for masonic subliminal messaging
>>220797947I looked and yeah, he hasn't made a movie I like since 2002
Deep state commissioned the movie to distract and predictive program the public for the imminent disclosure psyop which is just pretext to giving Israel more nukes or to usher in an AI police state.Or something like that. Nothing about this feels like passion project Spielberg personally had lined up for years to make. It feels more like some glowie mandate that they forced Spielberg out of retirement to do.
>>220798549cant wait for them to pull some shit about jews being the chosen people who are the only ones to can communicate with the ayylmaoos
>>220796664lol this looks more like War of the Worlds meets Knowing meets Super 8.
>>220796620>>spielberg doing ever podcast possible to hype any interest in the movieWhere? Links?
This might be thr biggest soft disclosure blue beans psyops ever or a nothing burger summer flick.
>>220798437>that movie is so bad outside of a few scenes (mostly the end)spielberg was actually the master of teasing/torturing the viewer with blue balls but then actually delivering
>>220797923What masonic messages do you anticipate?
Onl norm like you write this off, but people deep in ufo lore, liek myself, can see all the little easter eggs he put in, just from the traielr itself. They even put Nixon and Gleason in one of the "securitytapes" scenes where they pull out the bodies. This hints at a legendary anecdote that Nixon and Gleason drunkelny visited an airforce base ebcaue Nixon wanted to show his good friend alien bodies.Then we have the clickign sounds, reproted by countless abductees. The screen memory, sme shit. Lots and lots of inside stuff that goes WY beyond your typical alien flick. Spielberg ammassed insane lore stuff for this movie.
>>220796620Is Emily Blunt playing an alien?
>>220796620Sweaty, Death-Hug, Tongue-Kissing, Baby-Making Missionary Sex with Emily four (fünf) times a day.
>>220801359But did he impliment it well?or is it just like bad capeshit whete they throw in easter eggs from the comics and the actual film sucks at adapting them?
>>220796620The trailers so far have been awful.
>>220796620It doesn't look that intetesting based off the trailers/marketing but it does look like the most interesting movie Speilberg has made in like the last 20 years, that coupled with my misplaced hope that it'll be somewhat similar in some way to Close Encounters has me considering actually seeing it in theatres.
It’s funny to see all the schizo retards working themselves into a froth over this boring ass movie
>>220796620the trailer killed any hope i had for this movie
>>220796620What's the point of live action if most of it is just computer generated shit?
Spielberg and Cameron among others are glowies.
My mom is a huge UFOhead and wants to see this
>>220796620>it’s shot on filmno fucking way. so that settles it, lighting and color grading are a lost art.
emily blunt's face is a trapezoid after she bucc'd it's a challenge to look at her
>>220801359He's not going to reference Law Of One so what's the fucking point? Stupid ass graycel agitprop.
>>220803433James Cameron was at the tip of the spear when he implied ufos are hdiign deep in the oceans with The Abyss. To this day i think he saw some shit in his deep sea travels, that he never could explain.
>>220803492She looks better in her recent Kimmel interview.
the whole thing seems incredibly pretentious
>final trailer has Spielberg talking to uspredictive programming
>>220804028>Law Of OneIs that some jew thing?
>>220796620the movie was only made to flood google searches when people look up the actual alien files that are being released
Spielberg has been a lazy fuck for almost 20 years. For ready player one he just left the visual effects team direct and produce his entire film. He showed up one day on set to have some footage for the BTS slop and interviews
>>220798667>ComparisonfagJust can't look at a movie without comparing it, fucking brainlet?
>>220804334>Is that some jew thing?Very far from ithttps://www.lawofone.info/
>>220796620Spielberg's gonna be out grossed by the backrooms
>>220804334It's new age "channeled" gobbledygook with less legitimacy than even Scientology
>>220803433Speilberg did spend time hanging out in the Clinton White House.
>>220805020Give me the 2 sentence rundown
>>220805070Wannabe new age bible where gay moralizing interdimensional aliens speaking through Some Random Broad tell you about objective morality and how the universe works so you better listen!Anyone who brings it up out of the blue like that other anon did is just a retarded proselytizing cultist.
Really awful visual style. Looks too fucking sterile and digital. Almost as bad as Minority Report.
>>220797923this!
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>>220796620>illuminati 1-eye symbolismtell me you're part of project bluebeam without telling me you're part of project bluebeam
>>220798667I was trying to remember which bad flick it reminded me of, it really gives off huge Knowing vibes
>>220796620>green screen heavy to the point that even though it’s shot on film it looks like digital slopThis is the thing I noticed. It's supposed to be this epic Speilberg film but from the trailers aesthetically it looks like generic netflix slop. I love aliens films but nothing about this looks interesting to me at all
>>220804454>DISCLOSURE IS HERE>Government releases a couple of blurry photos of a dot that moves fast in the sky >Everyone forgets it happened one day later this disclosure sucks
>>220805055spielberg fucked corey feldman while shooting the Goonied
>>220797947>ESL posterFOR decades, dumbass. fuck off back to india
>>220802981guess we'll have to watch it and find out
I've seen three different trailers for this film and still have no idea what it's about.
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>>220805579Are you legit retarded?Two MCs, both abducted by classic aliens as kids who used screen memory (animals leadign kids into gingerbreadhosue in the forest). Both MCs grow up, one actually "wakes up" and decides to embrace his shizo to gatehr material about aliens and reelase it. Magical negro is helping them, hunted by glowies.
>>220796620i couldn’t care less about this and ive enjoyed most of spielbergs sci-fi flicks
>>220805579Aliens came to earth 20 years ago and abducted 2 kids (among others).The 2 kids were in proximity to one another and had something done to their minds via alien space technomagic.One of the children grows up to be a news reporter, and while on air the aliens take over (using the alien space technomagic) and speak through her.The other child grows up to be a schizo conspiracty theorist alien obsessed dude who breaks into a government server and steals a bunch of evidence that aliens exist and have taken over high seats in governments around the world. He wants to leak the info to the public, the government-aliens learn of this, and are trying to kill them.It's not an invasion film where aliens are on their way to earth to strip it of all of it's resources. It's a film where the aliens have already invaded, and have already won, and decade later the truth of the invasion/occupation and how the aliens are ruling the planet is released to the public.That takes you through more or less the first two acts of the movie.
>>220805786>It's not an invasion film where aliens are on their way to earth to strip it of all of it's resources. It's a film where the aliens have already invaded, and have already won, and decade later the truth of the invasion/occupation and how the aliens are ruling the planet is released to the public.Spielberg is goign the benevolent route here.
>>220805786>how the aliens are ruling the planet is released to the public.lolno nothing in the trailer indicates that the aliens are the bad guys, but the gov trying to stop disclosure
>ITT: ESL plebs whose favorite Spielberg films are Jurassic Park and Last CrusadeKill yourselves.
>>220796664>>220797899I think he does, but Close Encounters had a good pacing. His late work is not, for some reason.
>>220805864Jurassic Park is a perfect movie.
>>220796620The glazing of SS is disgusting. If people can dump on DJT over Iran, why is SS getting a pass when his whole career is about using carrot & stick (flattery + guilting the American ego over WW2 For His People) to justify the neverending ongoing campaigns?
>>220804985I now have a reason to root for zoomer horror slop.
>>220796620>niggachrist this board is overrun with third worlders now
>>220806158how do you tell the difference between ESLs and illiterate zoomer retards?
>>220800317that the US has aliens or their technology under their control. they pulled the same shit to distract people from the other politics like Iran, Epstein list.
>>220796857I hate her bogged resting-bitch-face and will never pay to watch it on a big screen.
>>220806158Without the novels for Jaws and Jurassic Park, Spielberg would be nothing but another subversive jew who carried the WWII propaganda forward with Indy and Schindler.
>>220805786what happens in act 3?
>>220796620Disclosure Day: Zionists control the US government, the economy and release ayy slop because they need more time to complete the datacenters using our families' pensions and peanuts
>>220796664was fatal attraction ever called glenn close encounters lmao
>>220796857devil wears prada 2 is $200 d $600 ww and this movie will make more
>>220799703he did one with big mike obama
>>220798549>>220798660Best scenario I read is that the vax had nano metals that make jabbers susceptible to a mass voice to skull message used to convince people ayys are telepathically communicating their arrival and presence, as they do in the movie. A decade ago this was schizo but look how big noticing is now. The vax was about more than stealing billions, they were too focused on compliance, but instead of depopulation maybe it was for a messaging service
>>220796620>CGI continuing to make people seethe for decadesSorry, revolutionary technology will continue to be used and perfected. No one's stopping the flow of time for your autistic virgin ass.
>>220806312spielberg appears on screen, breaks the 4th wall, and informs the audience that the depicted events are essentially true