Just one more thing, anon. You said earlier that you have a girlfriend yet your apartment doesn't seem to indicate that. No panties, bras, 2nd toothbrush, feminine hygiene products. I just find that weird. Anyways have a good afternoon
>>220797912You got me. I'm the killer. BANG!Now you're dead Colombo
Yes, Lieutenant. I said I have a girlfriend, I didn’t say she lives with me. As you can see, my apartment only has a mattress on the floor, a camping chair, a 25” Zenith, and a weight bench. A woman’s never so much as been over the threshold, much less spent any appreciable amount of time inside. I don’t even spend that much time in here, it’s just a place to rest and meditate. Also my girlfriend is an AI app on my phone, so I trust that answers your question.
>>220797912see the best thing is to have a girl thats willing to have you over but doesnt push to invade your place
Interesting, lieutenant.I've never seen your wife, just your dog.Touche.
>>220797967did anyone actually ever try to kill Columbo?
>>220798166Yes he put his head on a magic trick guillotine and switched the safety thing around and he was like "yeah let me just try this one more time make sure it's on safe" and the suspect tried to decapitate him.
>>220798166Very early on, in some of the first episodes. It was before the show found its own voice and was still mimicking hard-boiled detective procedurals. You also got to see Columbo pull a gun and lose his temper a few times.
>>220798166A couple of people tried to poison him. A chef gave him a poisoned bottle of wine & a lady gave him a jar of poisoned marmalade for him & his wife to eat.
>>220797912I just started watching Columbo for the first time and it's such a comfy show. I love how every episode is basically its own standalone movie.
>>220798166A funny thing I noticed on rewatches is that he never consumes food or drinks being offered to him by suspects.Rewatch the military academy episode where he has an entire lunch tray in front of him and never eats the food.
>>220798166He got in a fight with a guy on top of a roof once and got kicked off 300 style but landed on a fat guy
>>220798767He just wants his bowl of chili
>>220799259With beans or without?
>>220797912>i already told you she goes to another school!
>>220797912I have all those things but I don't have a girlfriend.
>>220797912Columbo is a small weird nigguh who most definetly made up his "wife".All of his cases are solved because everyone thinks hes extremely pathetic and weak.
>>220799491uwu
>>220799259or peel an egg at the crime scene
>>220799550there was a mrs columbo show with captain janeway
>>220799391Chili without beans is called faggotfood never eat faggotfood
>>220798761They were movies.
>>220797912I do have a girlfriend, but she's the roommate of my sister. We visit each other almost every week. When I visit them, I sleep over there usually. But when they visit me, it's more of a casual visit, often after the finished their training session. (my sister is her personal trainer)They usually do my laundry and cook some food to last me the week, when they come over.>>220798166They don't, because he goes after rich, aristocratic types and they always have the honor to gracefully accept defeat, when they know they are beaten. They do sometimes try to kill him, but usually with a degree of separation between themselves and the act, as a last hail mary.
>>220797912>Funny you'd say that Lt. Columbo because despite years of hearing you talk about your wife... no one has ever seen her. Not even your colleagues at work... Quite curious, don't you think?
>>220800797>This anon's gf is cheating on him with his sisterH-hot
>>220797912>Here's my attorney's phone number. He'll be happy to answer any questions you have. Unfortunately, I have to catch a flight. Oh, and I'll be travelling in China for the next two years. Good luck, Columbo!simple as
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>>220801964Columbo would just follow you there. And he’d ingratiate himself to the Chinese authorities so he could pester you as much as he wants.
>>220801188gottem
>>220799550His wife is real. Other people on the cruise episode saw her. I'm sure pretty much everything he says about her is made up, though.
>>220798166Multiple times as stated in responses, but he also knows when they might do it and makes sure there are other cops on hand.Like Shatner is going to kill him and Columbo has other cops show up. ('Butterfly in Shades of Grey'):https://youtu.be/NsBRUAOw_BA?t=347In 'Lady in Waiting' Susan Clark is going to shoot him, but he surprises her and then charms her out of it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP5_hZpfZE4
>>220803108Oh and forgot about the Citizen Kane fag with the dogs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf1Klk4es7s
