The fuck happened EditionPreviously on /trek/: I don't know, I'll link inside
star trek sex with shran
Star Trek
Did we get jannie'd or did the thread just slide off?
>>220798462it was deleted
Star Trek analingus with janeway
>>220798515But why
>>220798555It was a shitpost hazard.
>>220798515Kekkerrrrooooooo I hope it happens again.
>>220798462>>>/toy/11800232
>>220798596kek, glad to see he's another board's problem now
>>220798596pre-nutrek era /trek/ was a wild fever dream
Bajor will behave just like everybody else. Or else we’ll have to blow them up. They understand that. They’ll be fine.
>it’s a Barclays episodekino. Reg shows up uninvited to Troi’s beach vacation and she immediately covers up her cleavage with a towel LOL.
>>220799285I skip Barclay episodes. Too much stress
>>220798290You're no Gary or Goose but I still open the thread to see if you're here.
>>220799285>humanity has become enlightened and free with their bodies in the future... unless you're 5'9 and/or balding
>>220800027I think Corbumite Maneuver is the perfect Trek episode
Why didnt the Federation prepare better weapons to fight the Borg?
>>220800270they had what, a little over a year to prepare? takes more time
>>220800270Didn't have any money to buy them, stupid space commies
>>220800027My fiance and I have started watching Star Trek to help us fall asleep (works better than Thunderbirds). Watched pic related at least twice and I still have no idea what happened.
>>220800027AHHH
I'm still mad
>>220800309It was crazy watching the end credits of TOS and suddenly this nigga pops up right at the end.
>>220800309TOS has some surprisingly scary moments if you're and kid and aren't expecting it. I yo nope'd out of this episode so fast when I was like 12
I would rather forget about modern star trek.
>>220800600Feels like it would be harder to remember it.
>>220800600I just dont watch it. Same with all the other reboots and current editions.
>>220800452The Galileo Seven is the scariest TOS episode to me. They crash on a planet and end up getting hunted by 15 foot tall cavemen.
>>220800426where is he now?
>>220799903
>>220801413id fuck him but im gay
>>220801492Yeah we know
>>220801584is 11 supposed to be a lot? seems like a fairly small number of sexual partners for one man, no?
>>220801584>Frankly, I find it disgusting. Look at you, Look at you. Grinding up bits of plants and animals with your teeth. Secreting saliva to force it down your oesophagus into a pit of digestive acids. You can't even stand to think about it yourself. What a repulsive creature you are! Constantly shedding your skin and hair, leaving your oily sweat on everything you touch. You think that you are the height of intellect in the universe, but you are no better than any filthy animal
>>22080164227% being 31-100+ is crazy tho
>>220801657yeah that's hardcore
>>220801642have you forgotten what site you are on
>>220801657I’m straight and I’m sitting at ~160 +/- 15 or so. Booze and drugs makes the count a little fuzzy. Being a man slut isn’t as hard as you think it is.
/trek/ used to be really active. What happened?
>>220801943The boomers are dying out
>riker with borb queen
>>2208020233 shifts
>>220802036THERE ARE FOUR SHIFTS
Why does Vic Fontaine filter so many people?
TOS phaser mogs. TNG fags need not apply with their little faggy TV remote looking phasers
>>220802372DS9 is garbage
Hello /trek/ friends, this has been a rather disappointing thread, let's see if we can pick things up and have a better one next time!
>>220802372Does he? Most people I know who watched DS9 seem to like him. Or have no opinion of him. How does he filter people?
>>220802492Did nutrek spammer get banned for the AI slop in the last thread?
>>220802539>How does he filter people?Most people seem to be pretty vocal about disliking him from what I have read on here. I like him so I wanted to hear why people didn't
>>220802406>TNG fags need not apply with their little faggy TV remote looking phasersI always thought the entire TNG bridge had a "living room" aesthetic.>Don't like the current encounter?>Just shoot the main screen with your phaser to change the channel.
>>220802591Why would someone use AI to make the most basic of photoshops?
>>220802820That’s one of the best uses for it thoughbeit
>>220802255Those fans were right, Season 1 of TNG was a pile of steaming dogshit and so was Star Trek V that came out at the same time. Almost killed the franchise. Unironically getting rid of Gene saved it.
What is the appeal of this character? As far as I can tell the anon who posts the Nemesis trekpu is the only person who likes him.
>>220798278>>220798293
>>220802372I like Vic (It's Only a Paper Moon is my favorite 'sode) but I can see how he just comes in all of a sudden to resolve a plotline not everyone cared for (Odo's crush on Kira) and then has a good chunk of appearances in a relatively short time, so if you're not sold on him I'm sure he can feel forced.Some might also be general holodeck haters who were glad to see DS9 barely use the holosuite outside of dialogue up until that point.
>I didn't come here to debate the issue with you. I came here to inform you of my decision.>there will be seven shifts>get it done
>>220799877who are Gary and Goose?
>>220803634>sexy admiral arrives just to boss you aroundI don't think I'd totally hate that.
*is kino in you're path*
>>220803938It's a 'Spock flies into a glowing space pussy' episode.
>>220802372A lot of people feel like he wastes a lot of time in S7. Me, personally, I think Paper Moon makes it all worthwhile.I feel the same way a lot of people do about Vic but about Ezri instead. I find Ezri to be a huge waste of time/crucial S7 episode space, all to try and re-establish a new character that isn't even a new character because somebody wanted to be on a sitcom with Ted Danson.
>>220803965If I had a slip of latinum for every time Spock flew into a glowing space pussy, I'd have two slips - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
>>220803979>mom gets spooned>you only get forkedSuch is life outside the garden of the Federation
i wonder how many times dukat secretly helped keep kira alive. surely it didnt stop with her whore mothers death
>>220803360>Some might also be general holodeck hatersHow can people hate holodeck episodes? I love that they explore the idea that holograms can be new lifeforms. Isn't that the whole mission?
>>220804359Some don't like how holodeck stories are basically an excuse to leave the setting and reuse the sets of other genres, considering the holodeck was created to replace TOS's "planet that parallels a specific period of Earth history" episodes.I personally like almost every holodeck episode across the 24th Century shows, but I can understand if there are people who get mad when their space show isn't about space.
>>220801642>My silent grandfather, a attractive academic, had 1 Girlfriend and 1 Wife>My boomer father, a semi-attractive nerd, had 3 Girlfriends and 2 Wives>My millenial self, completely average, lost count and never marriedtimes be changing and the more they do, the more realistic Star Treks vision of casual alien hookups makes sense to me. Used to be your broads father hunting you down with a shotgun to force you to marry his disgraced daughter for the honor of the family, now parents help their kids pick their first kinky rave outfit and give them advice how to stay safe in a dark room.
>>220799320He redeems himself in Voyager, but otherwise agreed
>>220804359Melinda Snodgrass openly hated them and thought it was stupid that Star Fleet would keep using something so dangerous.Gene and Rick Berman wanting to keep having holodeck episodes over her objections was one of the contributing factors to her leaving the show. The main factor apparently being Michael Piller sending her into a grand-mal-seethe with a writing department wide memo about how scenes should have a beginning, middle, and end.
>>220804498>stupid that Star Fleet would keep using something so dangerous.There's EPS conduits in every workstation and in the walls that can overload and blow up for the benefit of wireless power transmission but the almost completely contained computer simulation glitching out under stress caused by the crew themselves is too much? Glad she left
>>220804419>SFA Season 2 episode "Rebel Yell"Ocam Sadal explores humanity's past in the Hololab and runs an Appalachia simulation where he befriends the locals and falls in love with a rangers daughter. After a night of hot holosex he forgets to shut down the program because he's late for class and the enraged father gains partial sentience, uses the docked Athenas external holoemitters to hunt down that filthy Betazoid to force him to marry his daughter.
Which 'sodes do you feel are brought down by unnecessary deaths?>In TheoryObviously this is a very iconic death, but I would've rather seen it in another eppy than this one. Just feels tonally jarring.>Civil DefenseThe poor goldshirt that gets vaporized kinda kills the fun, goofy vibe of this 'sode.>Empok NorKilling off ALL 4 goldshirts was too predictable. Should've had 1 survive at least until the final confrontation between Garak and O'Brien to add some tension.>Bride of ChaoticaI feel bad that the program is actually killing the photonic life-forms...plus I feel like this would give Tom severe guilt.>TOSToo many to list. Being prepared for horrifying redshirt deaths is part and parcel of serving aboard the original Enterprise.
>>220804498>Melinda Snodgrass openly hated them and thought it was stupid that Star Fleet would keep using something so dangerous.A fair point on her part. It seems rather careless of them to keep a device that has, on so many occasions, killed and nearly killed members of the crew.
>>220804498>gets along with Maurice Hurley who everyone hated>butts heads with Michael Piller who everyone loved
>>220804359> I love that they explore the idea that holograms can be new lifeformsLiterally the worst possible thing you can like about holodeck episodes
>>220804719I was just thinking about this with Voyager where early season Janeway took every death very personally, while later season Janeway is indifferent
>>220804498>thought it was stupid that Star Fleet would keep using something so dangerous.>>220804722>It seems rather careless of them to keep a device that has, on so many occasions, killed and nearly killed members of the crew.Aren't there a lot of recreational activities that aren't holodeck oriented that several crew members have that can be potentially fatal, like rock climbing and kayaking?
>>220804722Almost every Holodeck fuckup is caused by crew mistakes tho, like Geordi giving the AI the vague prompt "A mystery to challenge Data" or something along those lines.EPS conduits, the Warp core, transferring control of the ship to any station on board with a single-factor voice recognition password are much more dangerous.
>>220804774Why? It's true to the real world now with some people thinking AI is conscious.
>>220804419>Star Treks vision of casual alien hookups makes sense to meThis never happens. They literally go to the orgy planet and stay pretty vanilla. I think Riker is the only one who ever beds floosies. All the others are in it for the romance.
>>220800452Voyager really embraced the spookiness of TOS and has a lot of great horror episodes and concepts: the computer clown, the organ stealer aliens, the giant viruses…
>>220804780I think the total death toll for Voyager was around 30-40 by show's end. They started with a good buffer from the Maquis crew which probably balanced out the dozen or so crew they lost right away. They should have taken on more of the Equinox crew when the time came but I think they only saved a handful.
Would it be accurate to say that Jeri Taylor's Janeway was supposed to be a dorky scientist, while Brannon Braga's Janeway is more of a sci-fi action heroine?
>>220804855Bits and pieces falling off of Paris as he transformed into a salamander.
>>220804874Yes and I have said this before tooAround S5 she becomes a totally different character
>>220804805Most hookups irl have a romantic component. You just skip the song and dance and get right to it without discussing long-term compatibility first (do you want kids? are you looking for long-term? how can we make this work?).Kirk does it three times, Scotty once, Riker three times, Picard once. Jadzia, Quark and Odo do it once each, mirror Kira does it a lot. Janeway and Kim once, Tom Paris is wild around the Delaney sisters and on the Holodeck, doesn't even believe he's made for long-term until B'elana domesticates him. Trip twice, Malcolm once.
Star trek sex with trip and malcolm
Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?DE ICE AGE
>Mr Paris, please stop overloading the Holodeck Biofilters>The Doctor is considering giving the Bio-Neural gel packs therapy
>>220804934Regardless, people in Star Trek are far less promiscuous than modern day.
>>220805182Paris was the only one getting laid. If anything the biofilters would be clogged with Harry's tears he cried during all the fake promotion ceremonies he programmed into the holodeck.
>>220805191most people are still normal. its the degenerates who got worse
>>220805191Less promiscuous than my slutty self, yes. Much more promiscuous than I imagine the viewers were when the episodes first aired. PrEP and PEP really did a number on our freedoms.>>220805210kek>Mr Kim, far be it from me to question your choice of leisure activity, but...>Neelix tells me there is a surge in reclaimed Sodium in the replicator buffer every time you get off shift>Mr Paris father is my Mentor and an important factor in my career if we ever get back, your situations are different>Noone gets payed anyways
>purging Neelix’s holoprograms after he leaves the shipit’s no wonder he left before getting to federation space
>>220805497Neelix left because he was the only crewmember who could testify against Janeway without worrying about implicating himself in her crimes because he wasn't a federation citizen or a member of Starfleet and wasn't required to uphold the prime directive or follow all the other laws she broke.
release the Janeway files
>>220798555
Starfleets Darkest Hours Marathon (Chronological order)11 Episodes, 1 MovieTotal Runtime: 9 Hours 58 Minutes>22nd CenturyENT 3x2 "Anomalies" - Torture and inhumane treatmentENT 3x19 "Damage" Piracy, pillage and reckless endangerment of civilians>23rd CenturyTOS 1x23 "A Taste of Armageddon" Unlawful threat of mass destruction / Ordering a war crime>24th CenturyTNG 4x12 "The Wounded" Unprovoked military aggression and violation of a peace treatyVOY 2x24 "Tuvix" Extrajudicial murder of a sapient lifeformDS9 5x13 "For the Uniform" Use of biogenic WMD on a civilian populationDS9 6x19 "In the Pale Moonlight" Perfidy, forgery, and accessory to state-sponsored assassinationInsurrection | Crimes against humanity and forced deportation of an indigenous populationVOY 5x26 & 6x1 "Equinox" Xenocide, mass murder, and torture of a detaineeDS9 7x21 & 7x23 "When It Rains..." & "Extreme Measures" Complicity in attempted genocide and withholding medical aid
>>220806285>no Course: Oblivion from VOYquite literally the most depressing Trek episode ever
>>220806305It is, but what's the crime? Goop Janeway prioritizes the missions in refusing to turn back, rejects aggression to land on another Y-class planet, denies genetic hijacking of the original crew. If anything, that 'sode is so depressing because they do everything right and still lose.
>>220806305I wonder what made Goop Paris marry Goop B'elanna so much earlier than regular Paris did?
>>220806374Yeah, I misunderstood your list at first, thought you just meant dark vibes rather than specific crimes committed by Starfleet>>220806428Probably more fatalistic due to the circumstances of their creation, more aware of life being short
>>220806451>I'M WHOOPSIE
>>220806458>Probably more fatalistic due to the circumstances of their creation, more aware of life being shortThey'd forgotten all about the Demon planet by that point though, somehow. I guess it could be a subconscious thing though.
>AI slop posts
>only hand-crank powered internet and memes drawn on cave walls using your own shit and piss alloweddo luddites really?
>>220806622Yes, faggot. I'm not opposed to AI in itself but presently everything it produces, aside from meme songs about Gul Dukat, is complete trash
>>220802255
>>220798596He needs to remember how to have fun with toys again.
>>220806653These are your current issue?>>220806285>>220805946Using AI to quickly search through publically available sources to generate a list of crimes committed by Starfleet personnel?This is nothing more than a dozen google queries rolled into one prompt.I'd argue Gul Dukat meme songs are vastly more sloppa than an actual useful summary of episodes to watch.I could do the graphical summary myself, same with the listing, which is precisely why I can make effective use of AI through informed prompts telling it exactly what to do and how. This is google-fu evolved.Fuck generative AI use, I use tools to realize my own creativity just as I do with Photoshop or Premiere.
>I need AI to do normal tasks for me like google searching
In universe, Dominion War was too shortBorg were also very underwhelming. They just rushed to earth once.
>I use google to do normal tasks like looking up stuff myselfsure, bud. stay made, luddite. pandoras box, once opened, can't be closed again. learn to use the tools of the age or get left behind. simple as.
>>220806592Go on.
>>220806813>I'd argue Gul Dukat meme songs are vastly more sloppa than an actual useful summary of episodes to watch.you would argue that because you're fucking retarded
>People thinking AI is some novelty and not the future of the internetIn five years the web will look as different from today as today’s web looks from 2010.
>>220806992member when boomers posted "how to open google?" on their facebook timeline?now we got millenials asking AI to tell them how to raise their kids.Different times, same idiocy
>>220806992It's just a fad bro!>just like they said about radio and television.
>start a DS9 episode>fall asleep within 10 minuteswhy does this always happen
>>220806695I need to get a 3D printer so I can make a bunch of little starships and woosh them around having battles with one another.
>>220807034ai is bigger htan that shit dude. its like electricity and cars. we will ascent to godhood with this
>>220807039Get a grip.
>>220807056It's a>They actually detach the saucer episo->They actually detach the saucer episodeAnd that's all they wrote.
>>220798290star trek sex with wesley
>>220807065or we will become slaves of ai or are wiped out by ai
>>220807713Fear is the mind killer
I completely forgot about the 'sode where Nellix smashes Klingon pussy
Rommy is so yummy
>>220807065>look at me I’m a god!
>>220807850>it's a female tries to have sex with Kim but he spills his spaghetti and runs away episode
Starfleet needs you to apprehend these three members of the Maquis, one of which is Starfleet Security and will reveal themselves as such once they're in your brig.They were last seen engaging the USS Voyager at the edge of the Badlands. Sensor readings indicate a polarized magnetic variation in the region before both ships disappeared from sensors.Report back with news about Voyager, the apprehended Maquis crew and as much information on the astral phenomenon as possible.
>>220807881Imagine getting cucked by Neex. Humiliating
Shran and the Shranettes
>>220807850That episode was fucked, Kim doesn't want to have sex with the Klingon woman and the dr. just tells him to suck it up and let her rape him. Fortunately Neelix was there to jump in front of the rape bullet.
>>220808032In Mr. Vulcan's quarters no less
Where's the fartenpooper?
>>220808148Only one toiler per ship, Starfleet protocol.
>>220808158>toilerTell me about it
Hey /trek/ guys and gals, looking forward to the next thread, I hope that Leola Root stew guy shows up, he's pretty cool.
>sisko never faced judgement for this>not even an investigation
>>220808359He got the job done.
>>220808370>the settlers just moved into each others homes no biggie>Cardassian government is fine with this>Maquis are thrilled>A coochie KUMBAYA my prophet, Kum-Moya!
>>220808370He wasn't even on the jobJust an angry man looking for revenge because he got beat
star trek sex with the doomsday machine
>>220808359Google General Order 24
>>220808436jadzia be like uggh sisko havin another one of his cry sessions i wish i was getting gangbanged by klingons right now
>>2208003092spooky4me desu
>>220804199do we ever see the bathrooms in TNG? i can only think of maybe one or two scenes with Beverly or Troi in theirs
>>220808462>two dicks eachkinky
>>220805072missing Ensign Ro for Riker
>>220804199why does the mirror look like nagilum is spying on them
>>220808458wasn't issued or cleared with command. he acted on his own and launched a wmd on civilians.
>>220808504it was a classic running joke in star wars fandom that the official blueprints of the enterprise in the concept art books had only a single bathroom on the entire ship (just off the bridge)i do think there are occasional scenes of one of the ladies coming out of a shower or dressing room though"sonic showers" are gay tho
>>220808504Gene disallowed it. Also, feces is transported out of the anus the moment it's fully formed.
>>220808529Thanks, will add later. Also Neelix' klingon snusnu
>>220808564>star wars
>>220808492oh hey I made 2 of those OPs lol
>>220808462How long did it take for Dax to start having sex after transferring hosts from Kurzon to Jadzia? I wanna say six hours.
>>220808564gotchu - just remembered there's a scene where Troi turns into a fucking frog in her bath, so yeah there's at least some bathroom rep
>>220808564sorry star trek fandom haha i'm sure everyone realized my simple typo and no one replied to me with a freakout that i'll see when i scroll down
>>220808584honestly at this point what's the difference
>>220803634Shoulda replicated some bularean canapes nigga
HASPERATI'D SELL OUT MY FAMILY HIDING IN THE ATTIC FROM CARDASSIANS FOR SOME HASPERAT
>We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to have free run of the galaxy.
>>220808869ngl i did fancy some gyros after watching that episode
>>220808442You're a big guy
>>220808869easy enough, just have some.and stop shouting, you're scaring the dabo girls.
>>220808869I thought this dude was a bajoran for a long time until the HD remaster
The Next Phase is such a kino episode
>>220809313Go on.
>>220809352dont start with your elab bullshit again.
>>220808686Star Wars is a power fantasy where the good guys have powers and plot armor to save the day by shooting every bad guy in the face (justified somehow)Star Trek is an exercise in humility where the good guys are unclear and the day is saved through debate, hard work and compromisecouldn't be more different outside your standard ftl magic
>>220809313Expand on your take.
>>220809404fritzed your ho lmao
>>220808869So the general consensus is that Hasperat is just a wrap they grabbed from the craft services table? Although I am assuming that wraps had been invented in the early 90s.
>>220809497It's pickled space cabbage wrapped in unleavened bread.
What didn't Riker fuck?
>>220809352>>220809431Ro is in it
>>220809603Picard
>>220809603most people dont notice but all of rikers romantic partners are white or greek.
>>220809603
>>220809911>cut to black after kissthey did it in the bushes
>>220809830Bebe Neuwirth is jewish.
>>220809994They tried but stopped after it became clear that they both had dicks
>>220809994Oh shit, you're right. The bushes...
>>220809830All of the girls Geordi thirsts for are white and when one girl thirsts for him (which he finds irritating) she’s black
Was your favorite /trek/ character ever on a stamp?
>>220810646
>>220810672Picard be like: trust nobody, not even yourself. Also Archer's should be Silik instead of the Reptilian dipshit.
>>220810646Janeway
>>220810564Michael Burrhead
>>220810672I would pay good money for the classic Trek Captains plus Spock.
>>220807787AI is a weird technology because the chief proponents are ideologically opposed to the maximum potential of the technology taken to its furthest conclusion, which even if you don’t pick up on is really off putting, as evangelists are almost certainly holding the thought “oh and 99.99% of the population will have to die btw tehe” in the back of their minds
>>220801642>fairly small amount of mcdonalds for an average sized person I'd say?
>>220809309>is truth without reward?or>is there really no ass?which one
>>220810975look at you giving a fuck
>>220805727Imagine all the furtive coerced lesbianism.
>>220812311this guy gets it
>>220810873snw?
When exactly did sci-fi become primarily for homosexuals? Was it because of tumblr ?
What's your favourite ship design?For me, it's the USS Reliant (Miranda-class).
>>220813214im a class J man
>>220813214USS Bellerophon (Intrepid-class)
>finally got around to watching this episode>figured it would be about le racism >it’s about le jews
>>220803763>genocide according to Tolkien scholars
>>220813293Say what you want about season 3, it had some interesting ideas. They just weren’t executed all that well.
Why didn't Eddington infect Cardassia with the aphasia virus?Why didn't section 31?
>>220801943The thread has been cluster bombed with faggotry over the last few weeks, apparently by paid nuTrek shills. That's the reason I took a break from it, and I'll bet I'm not the only one.
>>220813651I think he got banned last thread
>>220813477eddington would never do something so evil.
>>220813651>>220813699kek yeah now that you mention it, he hasn't been terrorizing the thread todaynice one mods
>>220801108landfill
>>220813919Picard is racist
>>220813919Critics were literally clapping and tearing up at Homelander begging to eat shit. The only form of journalism lower than television is video games.
if you shorted episode to 'sode you deserve the rope
>>220813961if you shortened episode to eppy you deserve to be gibbeted.
>>220801108>>220813929>landfillActually, no.After filming wrapped on "The Corbomite Maneuver" (and after it was used for those end-credit freeze frames as a joke played on executive Herb Solow by associate producer Robert Justman), the puppet didn't go into a museum right away. Like many early Star Trek creatures and props, it spent years floating around various offices at Desilu/Paramount. It was treated more like a quirky piece of office decor than a historical artifact, which exposed it to decades of dust, light, and fluctuating temperatures.In June 2010, the original, screen-used Balok puppet head resurfaced publicly when it went up for sale at the Profiles in History "Hollywood Auction 40." Despite its fragile, heavily degraded condition, the historical weight of the prop drove the price sky-high. It sold to a private collector for a staggering $70,000, where it remains to this day.
>>220813961'sode is a good word.
Dax should have had a male host after Jadzia.
>>220814102I wanna smoke weed with the animatronic Data head!
>>220814144And he still bangs Worf and Bashir.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a shitposter
>>220814175LOL
>>220814144*loli
>>220806813>I'd argue Gul Dukat meme songs are vastly more sloppa than an actual useful summary of episodes to watch.The Anon who did those actually wrote his own lyrics. The voice(s) and instruments are AI. He went through a ton of iterations of each song before reaching the finalized versions, although I think he still works on them from time to time.
>>220814144NahQ should have showed up and put the Dax symbiote into Dukat, then we could have had an actual decent ending
>>220814736there should have been a scene where the Dax Symbiant itself is given a microphone and is able to speak.
>>220814757>FUCK YOU, SISKO>FUCK YOU, KIRA>FUCK YOU, ODO>YOU’RE COOL, MILES>FUCK YOU, BASHIR
did they really need to made an episode about tuvok jerking off in the holodeck because he was getting dangerously horny
That older changeling could turn into an entire ship. Odo was just a baby changeling.
>>220814884I can’t believe it took 10s of thousands of years for humans to come along and teach Vulcans how to masturbate away one of their biggest medical and sociological problems
esescaped?
>Gene Roddenberry wrote Star Trek 6!
What's the best Star Trek cosplay you've ever seen?
>>220816015Lmao his genes are so weak
>>220816015Is that Carlton?
>>220816015is that fucking Alfonso Ribeiro?
>>220816015
>>220816103I love the genuine joy in his face.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOODKEEPING UP WITH THE FUCKING CARDASSIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a great ds9 episode holy fucking shit!The writing!The romance!The Dukat!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220816504>>220816563which 'sode?Let me guess, it is the one where Dukat has sex with Kira's Mom?
>>220809830I love big sweaty greek tiddies
>>220810374basedthe federation is a society that has truly cast off the nonsense of leftist pretenseobjective beauty is real and people can be judged for their racial tendencies
>>220809830Yeah? And? So? What?
>>220816632WHHHHHAAAAT? HOW DID YOU GUESS? ARE YOU A SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON?
Most beefy indeed.
I am a product of human fallacy and media conditioning
funneh
>>220816823It is one of the most domestic Dukat episodes.
>>220816969Dukat in domestic situations gives me the ick. like that one episode where he was trying to get Kira to always hang out with him and Ziyal. uncomfortable
>meet me on the holodeck ensign, that's an order
In my honest opinion, Vulcans and Romulans may have the ears… but they don’t act anything like Elves.Elves are more whimsical.
>>220816961
>>220817046
>>220817066Whoa. This reminds me of seeing these framed meme caption images like this on cs_office while playing TTT on GMOD.
>>220817042Tolkien and most fantasy elves are super snotty and lord their logic and intelligence over rash humans
>>220817084*takes a puff from my cigarette*good times*sip*
>>220817242>check /trek/>see thisnight shift still keeping it weird I see
>>220817765>Have a Bajoran side piece. Have two.
>>220806695Suck my cock and eat my shit Jarret
>>220817803Let's like, not do this
>>220817765>"Babe can Major Kira come over for dinner tonight">her reaction:
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>>220817792How would Keiko have felt about being cucked by the Cardassian scientist?
Keiko did nothing wrong.
>>220817803Nacelle's owner has been teasing a new Trek wave, probably the one with Ro Laren, for SDCC.An insider told me Todd is going to announce a Phantom Lady at SDCC. You're going to be stuck with me for a while.You and me.And the toys.Together.Fun.
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>>220818021Turned on
>>220817092You know, I wonder if Vulcans actually influenced Tolkienesque elves becoming the standard in modern pop culture since I think D&D geek culture played a role and I imagine there's a significant overlap with Trekkies.
>>220818138Boomers had a boner for muh logic in general, it reminded them of how they were raised by the silent know-it-all types who either gave them the 1000 yard stare or beat their ass if they ever formulated an original thought.glad they're dead
>>220800309fucking petrified me as a kid i actually never saw the episode he's actually in till much later in life so he was even scarier
>>220800318>lives on a bridge >dies under a bridge sorry it's kino
>>220800452>don't mind us, just burrowing into you subconscious forever
updated hookup list with Riker/Ro and Neelix/Ch'rega
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>>220818599More like dead squad lmao
>>220818398reminds me of that gatekeeping comic
This was the best /trek/ in a long while
>>220818651yeah our main schizo being 3 day'd surely helpedwhich is a good reminder to always do the needful
>>220818892The pretend gnostic succubus slave got 3 day'd?
>>220805946>>220806285Modern Era Moral Decay Marathon8 Episodes, 6 Hours 11 Minutes>23rd CenturyDIS 1x2 "Battle at the Binary Stars" Booby-trapping and desecration of the deadDIS 1x3 "Context is for Kings" Cruel and inhumane treatment of a non-humanoid sentient beingDIS 1x4 "The Butcher's Knife Cares Not for the Lamb's Cry" Continued torture and forced biological exploitationDIS 1x15 "Will You Take My Hand?" Conspiracy to commit planetary genocideSNW 2x8 "Under the Cloak of War" Extrajudicial execution of a protected diplomat and subsequent cover-up>Late 24th to early 25th CenturyPIC 1x2 "Maps and Legends" Administrative complicity in humanitarian abandonmentPIC 3x6 "The Bounty" Illegal humanoid experimentation, torture, and biological warfare
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>>220819229it ain't gay if the combadges don't touch
Computer, one deep fried pizza with soggy chips and play my nightcore playlist at maximum volume
Computer, eliminate anglos.
>>220813293I got more of a generation conflict thing from them with an added ethnic difference on top of their conflict. The 60's counterculture movements came from a generation that lived very different lives to their parents.It's the hippie episode again, except there's a different cult who thinks the Eden planet is an existential threat to society at doesn't get how the enterprise crew doesn't understand that the hippies are niggers.
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>>220818578needs sisko x mirror jadzia
>>220817015That was Ziyal trying to get Kira to fuck her dad
