FUCK ME
That seems to be a little bit undercooked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo
OH FUCK ME, IT'S BLOODY GREEN.
>>220799664Medium rare chicken steak. What's the problem? No one likes dry chicken.
>>220799664I mean, that's pretty bad. Every capable pereon knows approximately how long to cook a chicken, come on now
>>220799664could have stuck it back on the hob, why make a song a dance about it
>>220799715Is this another Ja/ck/ masterpiece?
>>220799715>cutting on the ceramic plate
Unironically RAW
>>220799717ISHOULDCALLHER
>>220799715>cheese not melted even slightly>raw mince>cutting on ceramicHow can one man be so retarded?
>>220800234The man is an absolute genius in finding ways to completely mess up the simplest of food
>>220799664>That really doesn't look too ba- oh
>>220799664My favorite one isSHIT... SHIT!IT'S BLACK!
>>220799895
>>220800292Is this bait? Or is he actually this retarded? I've seen his videos and webms for years now and I still don't know if he's just a complete fucking retard or not.
Gordon lost all his credibility by fucking up grilled cheese multiple times
>>220800311
>>220799895my favorite is when he pulls out those wolverine claw things to rip meat apart.
>>220800383Did this dumbass buy everything from infomercials?
>>220800383That is not pull apart tender
>>220800383
>>220800412
>>220800383My favorite episode is serving over 1 year old defrosted brisket in his church's chili contest
>>220800383As dumb as those things are, he didn't cook the meat right.
>>220800554what the fuck
>>220799664i know reality shows are all fake mostly, but hells kitchen kind of lost it's appeal for me when i found out the reason the people fuck up so much is because they apparently work them way harder than even actual kitchens do. they do all the cooking and the challenges and then they're also the ones who clean up everything after and then they still have to do all the reality show bits like post interviews while gordon goes home
>>220799664British Pork's got the lot:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWuIo441kzM
>>220800383>BERSERKER BARAAAGE
>>220800383>look at ah, beautiful, moist, just falling off with the slightest touch, incredible
>>220800412Believe it or not but he gets sponsored
>>220800837That's the one with the rotten meat, right? And he was upset for not winning
>>220801118is he the electroboom of culinary channels?
>>220799715The cursed ring of cooklet strikes again...
>>220799664I have eaten a lot of quickly cooked food that was kinda obviously raw in the middle and sometimes it's just really delicious. Like pork sausage patties not cooked completely but kinda warm in the middle? I love it. I used to eat raw bacon all the time as a kid. I have eaten many chicken breasts that made me think "yep, these should probably be cooked for a couple more minutes." I have never gotten sick nor do I have parasites.
>>220801224What the actual fuck is that meant to be
>>220801514Cornstarch batter with too little water
>>220801514it's stuff that behaves like a liquid when you go through it slowly but becomes almost rock hard if you apply alot of force quickly like punching it
>>220801267Despite what people think, not all raw chicken is actually deadly poisonous. It's just significantly more likely to develop that bacteria. I wonder if one day they'll figure out a way to eliminate those get-sick-quick bugs and you'll be able to order your chicken medium rare. I'm pretty sure there are already a few places in the world you can buy chicken carpaccio. Eating undercooked chicken is not recommended, by the way.
>>220801194Yes. The whole video plays out like an elaborate sketch. At this point the only explanation is that Jack pulls off the Nicocado move in the end and declare that he was only pretending to be retarded. There's no way someone is this delusional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0&t=148s
>>220799664
>>220801224what even is this? looks like:>so the batter recipe says to use flour but cornstarch should be fine
>>220802994The bread looks so fucking bad
>>220803033genuinely looks like he grabbed it from a basket in a hotel lobby. the kind of bread that looks rustic but nobody really wants to eat
>>220800554>>220800292I think it's probably best that he only uses infomercial shit and not anything with a real blade on it because he'd have lost a thumb by now.
>>220802994Dear god, it's beautiful.
>>220802994>the cheese is melted
>>220799715i miss ja/ck/ posting
>>220803103
>>220800383TORNADO CLAW
>>220801621There's no way that meat is actually a year old, right? He says he cooked it a year ago but he was referring to the last time he made it, and this is a more recent brisket... right?Also it's hilarious how he tries to play off that he's not mad about the contest but you can tell he's seething.
>>220803119he's been on american TV for decades. he's used to saying whatever the fuck and having the editing room chop it up into a barely recognizable state with a violin sting and a reaction shot from 6 people (2 of which have been used twice in that episode already because the contestants aren't easy to film)
>>220803240no he absolutely had that in his freezer for a full year, wrapped in tin foil. i forget what line it is but he says something that flat out confirms it.
>>220800383That's real cookin bub
>>220803263
>>220803401yes it's actually horrendous. there's this one nerdy looking (well, used to be) youtube chef who watches and critiques other videos, and he actually looked affected by jack's channel. properly traumatized.
>>220800392>>220800412These can be bought in stores here in the US.
>>220799664WYPIPO DON'T LIKE DEY CHICKEN MEDIUM RARE.
>>220800231kek
>>220800427Dude's special, right? Or at a minimum, like halfway up the spectrum...
>>220800837my favourite episode is aunt myrna's cheese salad. it's the most vile concoction of ingredients and every step it gets worse. i've never seen someone use so much cream cheese and cool whip at once>>220800412his gimmick for a while was doing real world tests of the current meme as seen on tv shit, like the slap chop and all of that junk, but he fucked up testing everythingmy jack lore is all out of date by years but i then think people cottoned onto he was a fat retard making disgusting raw and poisonous food while saying how juicy it is. and then he became a lolcow at some point when his fat wife was on videos and talking about how he beat his son up. and then he went on tv to shill his shitty sauces and started crying, my jack lore stops here
>>220803478You might be special for not being able to detect blatant ragebait as a youtube business model, especially as a business model for perhaps the most infamous youtube grossout chef
>>220803535my Jack is too innocent and naive to be operating on that level
>>220799664Cooking thick ass chicken breasts in a pan like that is insane. Pop it in the oven.
>>220803478he has always been a bit retarded but he has had 2 strokes and can't move his right arm anymorestill uploads videos every couple of days though
>>220803535Eat shit, faggot. I have no idea who that fat fuck is, let alone viewed enough of his content to make an informed decision about whether or not it's a bit.
>>220800554>>220800292He really is better of without the use of his limbs.
I want to see Gordon try his frozen tv dinners
>>220801576You can get chicken sashimi in Japan but no one eats it because raw chicken is just gross.
>>220800837>he thinks the school rigged the chili contest when hes actually going up against people who actually cook food and not to mention he used a freezer burned brisket for his "chili" i fucking laughed so god damn hard man
>>220800427wtf
>>220800292Cooklet here, aren't you supposed to cut it in half or cut the bottom flat before using those?
>>220803729yes that is the common sense thing to do
>>220803119>entire wheel of cheese between the bread
>>220800857it's the combination of the two that makes it funny
>>220803729yeah doing the bare minimum to make your tools and materials interface is usually a required step.
>>220803729not necessarily
>>220799664raw status?
>>220803451wypipo don wash dey chickn wif dish soap
>>220803535Ja/ck/ predates the rage bait era.He’s a genuine wendigo
>>220801621This guy is a walking health-hazard.Someone oughta do something.
>>220799664chicken breast is hard to cook
>>220802994>Now once everything's assembled, we'll take it to our open fireplaceOk thanks Gordon
>>220799812Two hours?
>>220806562Yes, Jeff
>>220804235I could have done it without cutting
>>220800292>>220800383>>220800427>>220800554>Jack using both hands.It feels wrong to watch this.
>>220799664>WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHICKEN>2 minutes chef>I NEED THAT FUCKING CHICKEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW>yes chef>IT'S FUCKING RAAAAWWWWWWWwhat the fuck does he expect? he demands the chefs pull the food before it's cooked then flips out when it's not cooked.
>>220802994You know what, this is worse than that fat retard posted in this thread
>>220801576Raw chicken is sold in other parts of the world because it's illegal to sell chicken infected with salmonella. Not the case in the US. Implementing this would never happen because it means the government would actuallt have to do it's job and enforce this without accwpting beibes from companies. And that's if the law is ever passed.
>>220799717Is this safe to eat?
>>220807615It's necrotic tissue, so I wouldn't eat it.
>>220803147I wish he didn't have all those strokes. A lot of his videos are entertaining because of how bad he is at cooking mixed with his dillusional belief that he has any talent.
why can't I just freeze my food instead of cooking it? it kills all the bacteria
>>220807647Its just stuffing
>>220800837don't forget he had the gall to claim the contest was rigged against him
>>220800427>ja/ck/ when he meets a woman ready to settle down
>>220807768https://www.merckvetmanual.com/poultry/myopathies-in-poultry/exertional-myopathy-in-poultry
>>220807720No, freezing doesn't kill bacteria as good as heating does.
>>220807559What the fuck are you trying to say? You can sell chicken infected with salmonella?
hard unmelted cheese as a sandwich is good and I'm sick of /tv/ saying it isn't
what's the youtube channel of the old guy that used to make wholesome cooking vids but then people found out he's a sex offender
>>220801576in much of the UK and Ireland, Salmonella control for poultry is thorough and rigorous and chicken (also eggs, people have this mysterious fear of salmonella in eggs) is typically free of salmonella. It's still full of other bacteria that will make you very ill though, do not eat it undercooked. (Campylobacter, E.coli, Staph). Duck too. Birds are dirty creatures (they are also yummy)
>>220807869this guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw
>>220807869Featureman
>>220807813>Because DPM is a circulatory/metabolic issue and not an infectious disease, the meat is safe to eat. However, affected parts are usually trimmed and discarded for aesthetic and textural reasons.Rapid growth muscles have issues from rapid growth oh horror! So just check the meat and trim it. Like with Any Big fishes and worms in them.
>>220807831not sure why people think that grilled cheese is the one that gest completely melted and then burned down into solid again.
>>220807985no you don't understand, I'm an AMERCAN I only eat pretty food so if there's anything unpretty the entire thing needs to be thrown out
>>220807985>>220808023SAAAAAAR
>>220808023That's a very european mindset though. Euros are food snobs, yanks are food slobs.
>>220807831depends on the cheese and depends on the sandwich
>>220808040euros don't throw away food because its "ugly". they love shit like misshapen potatoes that amerilards refuse to eat
>>220801576>Handling raw chicken? Best part of the job!
>>220808053Yes we do lol
>>220800311>brown>gaudy ring>oversized tshirtthat's a retard
>>220807829In the US, yes. The responsibility lies soley on the consumer, hence why we always cook it well-done. It's fucked.
>>220800427It's impossible to have any respect for anyone who eats like this.
>>220808580you may not like it but lizard tongue maxxing is peak food enjoyment
>>220800427it's hard to believe this guy has had 5 strokes
>>220799664>THIS HUGE CHICKEN BREAST THAT'S ONLY BEEN COOKING FOR 10 MINUTES AT MOST IS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY!!!!!Are all chefs this fucking retarded?
>>220808580I saw videos of pajeetesses eating off plates like this with their hands and it shook me. There's hundreds of millions.. billions
I've been watching jack since like 2008 on jewtube, I used to really like him when I was a kid but noticed he was retarded around 2015 when he started getting posted on /ck/, still weird seeing him become such a meme but he deserves it. Deep ja/ck/ lore includes his second channel, jack-on-the-go where he'd drive around to crappy restaurants in his "best bbq sauce you'll ever taste" branded minivan. Also his oldest pothead son hung out with drake or something.He always rustled my jimmies how he never read the instructions for any of the gizmos he'd "test", he'd make some dumb joke like "huehue im a guy guys dont read directions" and then he'd blanda it all up. Frankly he was a bit of an online cooking pioneer who was in the niche of "average fat American food" which wasn't demonized yet in the late 2000s. He must feel like a faggot seeing food youtube get so high-level and fancy and pretentious over the years. He was ALWAYS mogged by foodwishes tho.
>>220803995woo woo woo!
>>220809532Chef John is /ck/ino. I used to not be able to stand his inflection and mannerisms, but they've grown on me in the past several years. Also, his videos are like seven minutes long, instead of the padding bullshit most Jewtube "chefs" do now.
>>220809532>>220809839It's all good and fun except he clearly can't cook for shit
>>220800292Ugh, hate when that happens
>>220809839His stuff was best a few years back. I think he's kinda hit a limit on good recipes.
>>220803535you dont ragebait several strokes lmao
>>220803995>>220809727>2 years since last uploadwhat happened? did his heart finally pass out?
>>220799664>the fucking bass is fucking RAW
>>220809940Looks like cirrhosis from the thumbnails
>not butterflying your chicken breasts before pan frying
But he wasnt done cooking it.
>>220809940He's still going strong. Immortal.https://www.cameo.com/joey5678
>>220799664Just looks like chicken sashimi to me. Are you chicken?
do you think he washed the chicken first
>>220810206He's not black.
anyone know what's happening to Jacks right arm? I know he's had multiple strokes and seems to have lost most if not all function in it but why has it also turned red? is it a side effect of inactivity or something?
>>220800427nasty
>>220800383WHY CAN'T HE FUCKING WAIT FOR THINGS TO COOK PROPERLY
for me it's the video that shows the difference between gordon talking to children and talking to adults
>>220808736Is it?
>>220810328yup a good 3 more hours of slow heat smoking would have done it
>You takin' the fuckin' piss?
>>220810769Dinner and a show!
>>220810769Why did he have to circumcise the pot?
>>220800427For a second the uncanny way he shoces the sandwich into his mouth made me thing this was one of those AI videos where he was going to inflate and float away.
>>220801621That just looks like cold solid fat in the brisket.
Take off your jacket and FUCK OFF
>>220810769No one actually eats pink chicken, right....?
/ck/ thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
>>220803119>all the stars are here
>>220810769>>220811616The heat of the sauce cooks the chicken
>>220811616Colour doesnt matter its all about temperature
>>220811677If my thermometer reads 160 and I cut open a piece of chicken and its still pink I'm not eating it
>>220808521Your mind is just full of these braindead urban legends based on nothing with the message that everyone should be communists.
>>220811718chicken breast is not supposed to be pink i think but thigh will always be a little pink. 160f is too high for breast anyways thats dry chicken, you want 145-155f range. for thighs you want to go higher because it breaks down the protein at higher temps and becomes less rubbery, so like 180-190f. cooking isnt arcane magic dont believe the bullshit on tv you can just look this up and make good food yourself.
>hell's kitchen op>Entire thread is talking about some literal who YouTuber??????? Wut?
>>220812036discord raid
>>220812036Ramsay is a boring hack Ja/ck/ is an entertaining hack
>>220811899Bingo.
>>220802994This is how they teach it in France you fucking retards. Completely melting the cheese is for Americans who have the palate of a child. The key to a proper sandwhich au fromage grillè is to just soften it up while getting the bread nice and toasty.
>>220809940He was a Daym Drops ripoff anyway. Whatever happened to Daym? He was fat too, maybe he's also dead lmao.
>>220812163Did the french teach you to put kimchi in it too?
>>220812196yes
For me, it's Babish
>>220807813fake
>>220812163you're probably baiting but I remember the cheese being properly melted in the croque monsieurs and other sandwiches there
>>220802994>Grilled cheese>Cheese is a solid block and not melted whatsoever>Bread is is an oily charred messThis is a world class chef everybody!
>>220803995I can still hear his trumpet melody he plays in all his videos.
>>220812163Bullshit, that just tastes bad, doesn’t matter if you’re in France or Timbuktu I’m not eating a block of cheese on untoasted bread. Just eat them separately atp
>>220814583>American cuisine
>>220807615It's just the aromatics you stuff in a whole bird to cook. Celery hearts, slices of lemon, garlic.
How much of this can you watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFE_cV7Hq84
How many strokes did Jack have by now?
>>220814984loose the pineapple and the beet and it's good.
>>220800383>PREVIOUSLY ON THE X-MEN …
>>220801224Fucking hell.
>>220803059>bite in>gums instantly lacerated>takes an hour to chew>is somehow dry>force required to bite through just pushes filling out the back>taste isnt worth the effortsourdough is the biggest meme ever soldif you want a "rustic" or "trad" feel for a sandwich pumpernickel mogs in every way.>ginger infused butter spread over lightly toasted pumpernickel for breakfastoh my god...
>>220817109Pumpernickel is shit.
>>220814984Americans don't call ground beef mince
>>220799812h...how long?
>>220817394They don't say beetroot either.
>>220812163That's not grilled cheese you fucknugget, it's just a toasted cheese sandwich. If you're going to act smart at least have the decency to actually know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>220814984Whats wrong with this? I would eat that
>>220812163france is an irrelevant washed up commie shithole that has been infested by niggers, nobody gives a shit what you think.
>>220817394>>220816042that's our burger with the lot m8
>>220810769Chicken pot pie reimagined. Discarded dough around the lid of the pot is the pièce de résistance. That'll be $300 plus tip please.
>>220817109If you buy shit sourdough it'll be shit, that's a given
>>220814583Can I eat it out of a trough instead of a cone?
>>220810769
>>220815043You have a snake jaw?
>>220817644ypipo don season dey restaurant
>>220817644Nothing behind the eyes
>>220803478No what makes him Kino is that he is legitimately just a person who is dumb.
>>220814583i would slap the fuck of this bitch she did that in my kitchen
>>220811999>160f is too high for breast165 is the minimum temp for breast
>>220810000>Quads>JoncomicsBased
>>220812163French "sophistication" has always been a meme for pseudointellectual midwits. The French are a race of hairy retards who try to say they're the best at everything while their history is that of losing everything.
>>220800554I legit thought he was gonna slice his finger off.
>>220814583How does not using plates or containers increase the flavor?
You've never really eaten until you've tried food served in an inflatable butt.
>>220819502You just don't understand the refinement and sophistication of slurping down a slimey snail or shoving slop down a duck's gullet so you can make it obese and then cut out its liver... or consuming an entire passerine with a towel over your head.
>>220819602>BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>220819616smelly hairy french chicks are hot though
>>220817816Soulless animals
>>220799715the full story on this is hilarious. basically, they all knew it was fucking butchered, but since they knew it was going out to primarily an american audience, they knew the majority wouldnt even notice, so they just sent it. crazy how big the difference is between "american broadcast" ramsey and "british broadcast" ramsey is. brit broadcast? he would of just apologized, called it bad (calmly, unlike dumbledore) and redid it. american broadcast? shiiiiieeeet, its just gonna play after the cheetos and salt soup episode anyways, who cares
>>220811616You don't eat the meat garnish, just the sauce.
>>220817644>turns up to eat another culture's food>desecrates it with her own shitty spicesYou can bet if a korean dared to do that with nigerian food the whole black continent would piss their pants in rage.
>>220817644>make spicy food even more spicymy god these people must have no taste buds left
>>220799715>jack gets some ground bison for free so he can give them a shoutout in his video>uses his own branded teriyaki sauce in it>and an egg>and breadcrumbs>even says it's still pink around the edges but serves anyway>tops it with more of his own branded teriyaki sauce, tomato, and pepperoncini
>>220802994fuck yeah bread!
>>220812163Your first mistake was listening to the french
>>220814583i love indian x mexican fusion
>>220819616I want to try an ortolan one day. I've honestly thought about trapping songbirds we have here just to try and imitate it
>>220819563
>>220812036speaking of discord-poisoned youtube chefs im surprised mr sausage hasn't been mentioned. Guy started out putting a big mac meal in a meat grinder while singing show tunes and those sick fucks have groomed him into nearly disfiguring himself with an egg in boiling oil and essentially pepper-spraying himself by heating pure menthol crystals up in a hot pan. Interacting with charlie just sent the worst parasocial shitheels into this dudes orbit and at this point the only thing that could make it worse is if he collabed with jermahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHE77LkT7Ac
>>220799664I despise cooking bros and food elitists in general. They're just the most insufferable people on the planet.
its a miracle jack still has all his fingers
>>220806221>chicken breast is hard to cookjust butterfly slice them it's not hard wtfwhy didnt the cook in op do it
>>220812036You put some respect on ja/ck/, fucking newfag nigger
heh
>>220820690anything for views, that's the mindset of most of these youtubers
>>220820811probably because the written script of the "reality" show said that he didn't.
>>220819616Is the towel to conceal identity or to catch the jumping maggots? I forget which is which.
>>220808023>I only eat pretty food
>>220821085i vaguely remember it being the former. you put a towel on your head to hide the sin of this dish from god
>>220820272Yeah because a bunch of Koreans showed up and devoured one of their family members.
>>220800412HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU
>>220819262yes according to outdated health organizations that shilled things like the food pyramid. those guidelines are strict and made with workers health in mind, not food taste. look at what temps salmonella dies at, 145 internal is fine if its been at that temp for 10~ minutes. 165 is a shoes sole, try it at 145-150 and thank me later.
>>220800554Is he just really weak?
>>220808040Come on americans are still mindblasted by snails and haggis because they eat like toddlers.Euros like their food a little funky
>>220816042>loosegud monring sirs
>>220801267Bacon is cured so not truly “raw”
>>220812163Kek this is b8
>>220819502This. Their culture is basically nigger worship that would make most Americans blush, being rude, and rioting when asked to work.
>>220810769>when you pay a lot just to feel poor
>>220821556but my libtahd gf says they riot for muh health insurance? anon please I can't make sense of the worl
>>220820690He's clearly some kind of deranged at this point. But really he just has himself to blame for often doing basically no research and freeballing anything that is technically non-toxic. Like when he nearly gave himself a permanent lifelong allergy to bloodworms. Even the Youtube comments at this point are telling the guy to stop eating glue sausages. He's basically running a one-man food version of Jackass.
>>220821556This is rich coming from most likely an American, whose culture is not only the #1 nigger worshipper in the world, it's also the #1 international exporter of nigger worship culture in the world. Also, the only admirable thing the current French deserve credit for is their ability to riot when goverment Jews try to shaft them out of their social/worker benefits. Meanwhile the American wagie takes goverment shafting square in the ass like the good docile goy they are.
>>220800292Kek
>>220800920the top prize is running a restaurant for gordon, you should probably be able to perform at a high level to get that job
>>220810281probably because he doesn't do any ohysotherapy and it's going all sedentary
ITS FUCKING FROZEN
>>220802994i love gordon's shows and videos but what the FUCK was he thinking here
>>220821938yeah but that's all muddled up as well. it's not like immediately when they win they get the job. sometimes it'll months or something for the position to open up. i think one guy that won didn't even taking the job in the end
>>220815091>soggy disaster
>>220821983>only commits to fully dipping when it's clear he's making a mess either wayThe oil being cold is the cherry on top.
>>220819707It's true, I work with one in a warehouse who stinks of cigarettes, wears tight clothes and has hairy pits. She fuckin drives me wild. >>2208151794 or 5, he can't walk anymore he has to use a little scooter
>>220820284that's seasoning salt. it's not spicy at all.
>>220820690mr sausage is a treasure despite his rampant jewish tendencies towards scat humor.>do you believe in magic?>in a young girl's sausage
>>220821983just wave the back of your hand above the oil. if it feels warm, you're good
>>220822016Oi fuckface over hereLook at this LOOK AT THISIT'S FUCKING RAWFUCK OFF
>>220821997that's happened at least 3 times now, and at least 3 more who only lasted 6 months to a year
>>220822004Aunt Murder's 'please kill me' casserole
>>220801224Nigga made non-Newtonian bbq sauce
>>220817644that's really trashy. would so hard though
>>220817644The only actual problem with this is a family member wanted to introduce her to something she's never tried before and she insisted on changing the experience without even having tried it yet. That's rude.
>>220800383Temuvorine®
>>220801224Is that microwaved peanutbutter?
>>220822004>slab of cream cheese>bucket of cool whip (what the fuck even is cool whip i assume it's awful for you)>throw into a pan with some jelly>put some peppers and celery in>cover it in cheese>call it a salad
>>220820204
>>220800292How can one be this dumb?
Most Ylilauta thread right now
where are the food hacks
>>220823042Does the guy only think things are edible when they're burned to a crisp?
>>220823101dude didn't think at all. that's exactly how the episode ended
You now remember Amy Bouzaglo.
>>220823184anon, I don't think anyone is capable of forgetting.
>>220823184i deal with hysterical women and their enabling husbands all the time. this bitch lives rent-free in my head.
>>220823184Sorry not ringing any bells can you remind me what she did
>>220812163This is why I still come here
>>220800427He must eat pussy like this
>>220823184the sex with her must be out of this world, yjk
>>220823184Im thinking of how it would feel to have sex with her honestly
>>220823450same, 20 years on the chan and nothing can compete
>>220799715You shouldn't eat rare or medium burgers.It's fine with stakes because bacteria are on the surface - that you're cooking anyway, regardless of doneness.But this assumption is invalidated by mincing and mixing the meat.
>>220823638Shut up, faggot
>>220803580You sear it in an oven-safe pan and pop the whole thing in the oven to finish. An in-oven probe thermometer helps also
>>220823638What about beef tartare
>>220823184Imagine the manic sex
>>220812036>ja/ck/>literally whohe's been getting posted on 4chan since you were sucking on a bottle
>>220800097>>220800234Hang on... what's wrong with doing that?
>>220821085It's to hide your shame since the dish is very unethical and involves drowning a songbird to death in wine. They could just ethically kill the birds first but then they complain that the lungs don't explode with wine when you bite into it, because marinating for a day or two just isn't seasoned enough.
>>220814984>burger video>everything is perfectly fine until it's assembledEvery time
>>220824663ceramic plate hardknife goes blunt from cutting thereprobably wrecked knife
>>220822030>canned veggies>jars of slimy pepper>store bought salsa>a whole beer (ipa so all you get is bitter hops flavor)>and a twist of limeWtf is this, chili-of-shit-yourself?
>>220825612garbage stew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2Igo through your fridge and pantry, look for what is about to expire like canned goods that never expire, then dump it into a pot
>>220802994the classic that ended it all
>>220823184I prefer Tatiana. Once she figured out Gordon was helping her she started wearing low-cut tops and acting flirty.
>>220800920They're casting guys who have never worked in a kitchen. No one is wearing gloves, no one has a thermometer. It's so stupid.
