/tv/ - >canonically a eunuch >dies in every movie he's in - Television & Film

Anonymous

05/28/26(Thu)03:33:58 No.220800169

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Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)03:33:58 No.220800169 Archived

>canonically a eunuch
>dies in every movie he's in
>comes back to life in every other movie he appears in
Jesus, what's the fucking point?

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)05:51:44 No.220801397

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)05:51:44 No.220801397

>>220800169
He's got balls, he can just retract them into his body.

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)05:53:05 No.220801411

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)05:53:05 No.220801411

>>220800169
Praise Jeebus

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:05:39 No.220801516

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:05:39 No.220801516

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>>220801397
gweilou dont know of such techniques

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:12:29 No.220801596

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:12:29 No.220801596

>>220800169
What movies is he in?

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:15:48 No.220801637

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:15:48 No.220801637

>>220801516
I too know the secret of this ancient oriental art.
~~Wear a cup.~~

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:15:51 No.220801638

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:15:51 No.220801638

>>220801596
Shaolin Avengers
Executioners from Shaolin
Clan of the White Lotus

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:16:01 No.220801641

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:16:01 No.220801641

>>220801516
>I've got balls of steel.

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)06:20:01 No.220801694

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)06:20:01 No.220801694

>>220801596
Shaolin Wushu 2: Bad Juju

Anonymous
05/28/26(Thu)07:10:43 No.220802112

Anonymous 05/28/26(Thu)07:10:43 No.220802112

>>220801637
in your case, its a thimble. lmao