First look at the alien in Disclosure Day.
i heard warezjack will have this before movies theaters
>>220800956If aliens were funny they would show up the day before its release date.
was the ufo buzz lately viral marketing?
>>220800956I thought it was this
>>220800956If this movie’s name doesn’t indicate a twist where some major secret of the film industry is disclosed, we riot
> Generic alien designKinda lame to be honest. I was hoping for something memorable.
>>220801468Is she playing an Alien?
>>220801667The movie is based on all anecdotes throughout ufo lore. So yes, the aliens are grey, you moorn. Maybe we get to see other races too, though. Mantids would be sick.
>>220801677Yeah, the Bog Hive Mother
>>220802219>ufo lore> aliens are grey>Mantids>calls other people moronslmao ok. At least you agree its extremely generic
>>220802219>just enjoy the generic boring bullshit, you moron!I’ll pass
>>220800956buckteeth ayys
>>220801091no the movie is to divert attention. why do you think they called it disclosure day
>>220802357>I swear this really happened and it's not just my repressed homosexual fantasyWhy are they always like that.
ayy lmao
>>220802542>be abducted one night a few years ago>memories of it very fuzzy>explain the whole experience to AI as best as I can>ask AI to make a picture based on my description
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>>220800956Jewberg hasn't made a good film since the 90's, he's almost as much of an overrated hack as Jimbo Cameron.
>>220801062Kek
>>220802235Lmao
>>220802656These senile has-been directors should learn when to retire at their peak intead of embarrasing themselves and ruining their legacy with each new slop after their peak.
>>220802803name any current director that has any worth.not defending bergberg, just despite them now being hacks, what comes after them aren't even worthy of being called hacks
>>220802557kek I saw it as goofy teeth too
>>220802443>flying all the way to Earth just to watch your wife fuck a humanmantis men take ntr to a new level
>>220802635kek
>>220802557I thought it was some dinosaur with an overbite
>>220802999That guy who made the vvitch
>>220802635first thing I thought too
>>220802443what the hell,is this where that fuck wojak meme "are you sure?" came from?apex lol
>>220802542>Abduction stories are all drug induced rapes or repressed homosex dreams or sleep paralysis>thats where all the anal probe stories come fromRuins the lore
>>220801667never liked grey design, it was my ,main gripe with "nobody will save you"
>>220803971It was cool how it had different grays, though
>>220801091>was the ufo buzz lately viral marketing?
>>220802557keked
>>220802611kek perfect, I wanted to use that same pic but I'm always too scared to save it.
>>220800956>i prefer asian women
>>220803845Most twist reveals do. UFOs are mostly balloons, planes, and satellites. Alien abductions are mostly repressed molestations or sleep paralysis episodes. Bigfoot is a guy in a gorilla suit. Nessie is a piece of plastic on a toy submarine. Chupacabra are just mangey coyotes; it does not exist in Central American folklore prior to 1995 and its first eyewitness report and alien description coincide with the movie Species. The image of Greys in alien abduction claims was not 'locked in' prior to the mid-1960s and can trace its origins back to a 1964 episode of The Outer Limits. Most of the fantastic cryptozoological, magical, and alien encounters recorded in human history are just that - fantasy.It's a bummer, bro.
>>220802557LARS!
>>220803426I thought it was a rat.
>>220804739That's what they want you to think.
>>220800956Blatantly showing us the alien. Ruining the reveal. Not really about the alien, I guess.
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>>220804739yea but mothman thomothman and indrid coldi think the rationalist answer is that he was the CIA secretly dosing the town with LSD and blowing up the bridge to test early versions of fear/trauma based mind control, and indrid cold was just an agent who accidentally permafried himself with acid and turned autistic as fuck, that's still coolbut im from wv and he's all we got so no matter what mothman is still real to me ok
>>220801667Oh boy do I have the movie for you. The latest 2001/Interstellar/Martian esque sci fi flick that came out last month.
>>220800956Thats not the fucking alien you retards, its a close up of the deer that appears in the trailer.
>>220804739You are so dumb it physically hurst readign your explanations. Often times MULTIPLE people are abducted, have time loss and share no obvious history of any nefarious family issues or molestations. Hoyl shit, stop with the molestations meme. As if real molestetaion victims dram of aliens, you fuckign retard.
>>220805423Oh shit! Glup shitto is in this?!
>>220804739Sleep paralysis while driving a car. Ok, bro. Sure. Sleep paralysis in a car while also losing 2 hours of time during a 15 minute car ride. You are a lore lightweight and discussing this topic with tourists like you is hopeless.
>>220805669Lol, watch the trailer. The screen memory of the deer literally transforms into the grey.
>>220805729How angry were you when you typed this on your phone with your fat fucking fingers, anon? Were you just fuming or were you full-on foaming at the mouth?
>>220802443His art and story helped me get over my fear of aliens.
>>220802803Old folks die early if they don't keep busy.
>>220800956>"Fear uth, humanth"
>>220800956fuckin leathery ass chinless ashy motherfuckers
