>>220801014
Those cookies were TRASH

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>>220801014
who is playing him in the movie?

>>220801159
Rob Schneider

>>220801141
kek

>>220801159
seth rogan

>>220801014
What?! No way!

Weren’t they going to make a tcap movie at some point in the last few years

>>220802250
Yes it's called Primetime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYY

>>220801141
I saved this. I find it unbelievably funny that people would make one of this guy. Such an obscure reference.
What’s interesting is that nothing has changed. He’s still bagging these guys to this day.
>Gets info that lady is a minor.
>You’re not a cop right?
>No
>This isn’t Chris Hansen?
>Okay I’ll be there in 20 mins *inserts a vivid description of all the sex acts he wants to perform with the minor.
>Gets caught and reuses the same meme excuses that people used when the show was first on.
Kek

him falling down the steps is the single greatest moment of the show

>>220803540
>implying it wasnt the japanese dude doing his BANZAI charge at chris hansen but instead goes head first into the little wooden island
>implying it wasnt the one dude who drrssed up as a fucking bush and has been sitting in the bushes for hours just waiting to tackle a pedo
>implying it wasnt the guy who shook chris hansen's hand and said "thank you"

>>220803532
Incidentally, has anyone actually used the “I thought I was doing a roleplay, and didn’t think she was actually underage, First Amendment” move? Technically, that’s exactly what it was, and you can’t prove a guy’s thoughts in court.”

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>when the decoy thinks you're cute

>>220803620
Oh yeah they use that one, and entrapment, the you have to say that you’re a cop excuse, I was there to help/save the girl, etc etc. It never works and since he’s still doing it with police they have close a 100% conviction rates with these stings. They admit beforehand that the decoy is a minor, and they show up and walk into the police. The cope starts because of the cameras.

>>220803674
> when decoy is ready to have your thang in her mouth

>>220804402
It is the cleanest best pleasure

>>220801014
I heard you can get Chris Hansen on Cameo to troll your friends

how lucky are these niggas that none of the predators ever pulled out a gun and started blasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYY
Who is going to portray GenericWhiteMale?

why dont predators just pretend to be 14yo and put Chris Hansen in jail for trying to meet them.

>>220801014
>>220801141

Reminder that he got off a free man and their little entrapment scheme didn't work because he and his defense were too smart for Perverted Justice.

>>220804524
>lawyer wants to see perverted justice's hard drives
>pj freaks out because of all the cp they saved that the predators sent them
>destroy the hard drives before the fbi can get there

I don't know how they didn't get in trouble for that

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>I love to suck *blank*, play and suck *blank*, play with and lick nipples, and lick and *blank* ass
What did Stanley mean by this?

>>220801014
He was supposedly a pedo with a glass eye

>>220804598
Better question is, where is it in the bible?

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>ITS MORPHIN' TIME

>>220804496
Why would they waste their time even making something like this? Nothing will ever be as kino as the actual show

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>It's high noon

>>220804972
If Hansen accepted his challenge he would be six feet deep now. Coward.

>>220805016
uhhhh what he doin

>>220805564
looks like he was just trying to get something to eat

>>220805016
>he's right behind me, isn't he?

>>220804558
>that the predators sent them
That'd be their defense, no? Does that not work? I mean their job is literally baiting pedos, of course some of them would send some of /tv/'s stash their way.

It was more likely that the full chatlogs would show that they initiated the sex talk.

>>220803674
based faceblind autist

>>220804524
well he's dead and in hell now kek

>>220801014
Picking on poor kiddie diddlers was not cool, bro, amirite?

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>>220803674
>a literal predator has more rizz pulling a decoy than I do with any woman
Fuck my life

>>220804972
why did he dress like that? even he thought it was ridiculous

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>aw naw, I ain't come lookin for no little boys

For me, it's the RAW tapes.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qF41uilW0Lii

predators are terrible people and deserve what's coming to them but at the same time I don't like humiliation culture

>>220807416
Grok used to be so cool. Now it's paywalled. Fucking pedos ruined something good once again.

>>220807338
>5:18 "I'm a rabbi."
topkek

>>220806590
Soliciting CP is illegal as a private citizen. So yes. Highly illegal.

There is a non-trivial number of obvious pedos and amateur lawyers in this thread.

>>220805016
wtf I want to buy star citizen ships now

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>Anon: Hey
>Decoy: Hey
>Anon: I like your pic
>Decoy: Thnx! It's from my birthday last week
>Anon: How old are you?
>Decoy: I'm 12
>Anon: Wow!
>Anon: I'm gonna come to your house and slap my cock all over your slutty little face
>Anon: A nasty little underaged whore like you
>Anon I'm going to make you slobber all over my cock when I make you choke on it
>Anon: Can't wait to pound that little pink underaged pussy until you cry
>Decoy: Well I can't do that over the internet
>Anon: I'll bring silicone lube, weed and vodka
>Anon: Make sure you're a little underaged cunt like you is drunk and stoned before I fuck you hard in every hole
>Anon: Just knowing I'm breaking the law makes me want you so bad
>Decoy: mite b cool
>Decoy: Bring some M&M's


(this is literally every chatlog btw)

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>>220805016
i look and sound liek this

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Is Ms. Penis ready to watch this kino with Mr. Penis?

>>220807268
his mom drank and watched anime and he's dinergoth

Is this some kind of a setup or something?

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What are the first words that come to your mind when you see this man?

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>>220805016
I can't imagine how frustating this is, to be buck naked, ready to dick down some hot teen slut only to find some killjoy nag there to interrogate you like you're fucking Adolph Eichmann.

>>220808451
ROLE
PLAYING
CHAT
ROOM

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>>220804496
Who will play him in the biopic?

>>220808678
I felt immense pity for him. What was his name?

>>220804963
My theory is that there was a TCAP script that had been in development hell for like 10+ years, and then someone heard Pattinson do a Chris Hansen impression and the film was immediately greenlit

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the one man to go toe to toe with Hansen, get the upperhand, and live to tell the tale. Reminder he got absolutely 0 charges, not put on the registry, and case dismissed.

>>220808704
>wrestlingdudeeasttm
Its right there

>>220807832
Sounds like a classic case of entrapment to me. Look at those list filled eyes. Read the desperation on her messages. She wanted his fat, out of shape, middle aged cock. Nothing wrong with a man accepting an offer.

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>>220803532

I felt the same way when I discovered the "watchu think bout this, prolly nuthin" pepe
It's always a nice touch when I see a pepe or a wojak referencing some weird niche meme

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>>220804972
> GET OUT HANSEN, YOU COWARD

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Hey, Gordon, nice to meet you, firm ass handshake, I got some messages to Mandy online, we should probably go over it. I know you're a good person. Are you still working at McDonalds? I respect the hell out of that, you know my fat ass loves to eat. Anyway, we should probably go over this, I understand you take care of your parents by living with them. You're a good person, I just want to have a conversation about this. Look, we should really go over this. I have everything saved. This isn't going away. I'm not law enforcement and I didn't tell your parents or your job. We should really talk about this. I'm from Kid Protectors USA, I'm here to make sure kids don't talk to adults, adults don't talk to kids. So what did you mean when you said you want to lick her pussy and fuck her tight asshole? So In my system I have a dark red light for ages 0-3, why would there be a dark red light in my system? Have you heard of MEGA links? Have you been on that Russian website? Oh I know you're on Telegram. It says you logged in 3 minutes before I got here. Look I know you're a good dude just caught up in some Internet drama.

>>220804598
>I'm an excellent teacher
was he though?

>>220808678
How the fuck did he think any girl would want his palsied retarded ass holding a razer near her clit? He'd chop something off that's for sure.

>>220801014
thinly veiled child predator thread

>>220808678
Poor dude never had a chance.

>>220803620
>>220803710
Two people on the show did. A guy with a Jew doctor daddy and a Pajeet. First guy got case thrown out because there wasn't enough hard evidence and the Judge literally said it was entrapment. Pajeet was smart enough to not imply he was coming over to have sex, since you have to prove intent. Problem is that the predators are dumb which is also probably why they want em young.

>>220803532
Chris is a fuckup though. Almost no one on the show actually sees any jail time or criminal charges or get put on the registry. Clown ass TV show that caught basically no one and wasted taxpayer dollars and effectively made the pedos smarter and sneakier.

>>220803079
>coming out september
awww yeah

>>220811528
Anon they’re getting people with “online solicitation of a minor.” Most states have such a statute and some are worded so poorly that all they require is a chat log where one person says their age and another person says “let’s fuck.” The house is just set up to get them on camera. It has no legal relevance.

>>220801014
FUCK CHRIS HANSEN

>>220811552
That was only true for the first season, as hansen didn’t know there were actual laws on the books he could exploit.

>>220812064
Some states are hilarious like in Ohio you can say all kinds of nasty shit but if you offer them money then it counts as a crime.

>>220807416
>I came here for one or two things, to blast varmints and to lay low cunnies with this here old sporting gun and I ain't see no hares

>>220801014
>cookie
You know what!?!

>>220801014
basedjak how

>that scene in the documentary where Chris talks about how all the underage Cambodian girls went to say goodbye to him at the airport

You retards keep trying to put yourselves in their shoes and defending the predators. A childhood friend of mine used to do the same thing when we watched TCAP back in the day, and even later when I showed him HVP. In 2024, he was busted for group raping a 13-year old girl with, shockingly, a tranny. The tranny had groomed the girl since she was 12, and regularly abused her since then.

Strange that you have so much in common with a child predator.

>>220814395
I emphasize with the autistic retards because I'm a autistic retard.

>>220812560
And Virginia where saying lewd shit online to “someone you believe is a minor” is an automatic 20 years

>>220807842
He's got a better hairline than I do.

>>220804972
>the guy suicide baiting the decoy
>talks about how meeting her and then going to nascar is gonna be the best day of his life


I've never understood the whole "I'm lonely so I have to find a teenager." angle they try. The guy who made the runescape ost did that one too and it's baffling.

>>220811552
The fact this thread exists is proof Chris did his job.

>>220808678
decoy looking good in the doorway

it's been a while and this thread makes me want to watch some tcap. got it all downloaded but im not at home. anyone know a good place to watch it online?

>>220801014
>go to the beach
>get assaulted by police
He was just going to the beach

>>220815374
>"so what are you in for?"
>"double homicide, caught the bitch cheating and I had enough"
>"armed robbery, I made millions but then I got greedy and someone tried to be a hero".
>"aggravated assault - got into an argument and the guy left disabled"
>"sent lewd or lascivious messages online to someone I believed to be a 16 year old girl".

Cue some guy making that "jesus christ wow" whistling noise at the last one, and the other criminals looking at you with disgust.

>>220801014
>actually I'm a huge fan of the show and i came here just to take a picture with you chris
It's that simple

>>220815374
What if at the outset you say “I know you’re a man aged 38-50, and the fact you’re pretending to be a little girl turns me on”.

I open most conversations like that anyway honestly.

>>220808678
>>220808704
Don't feel sorry for him. That's how creeps like him get away with sick shit.

>>220801141
Why is he a Wojak and not a Chad?

>>220810570
Man some of these are actual kino but almost all of them boil down to the same tired schtick. The ones where he leads them on in person are the best, seeing a pred be all loose and then their mind shatter the moment the reveal happens is priceless.

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>his newer series
>the indian guy that keeps pretending to faint
>gets deported

lol

>>220817351
That shit had me crying.

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>After arriving on the scene to bust someone for allegedly trying to meet up with a 13-year-old boy, Hansen was shocked to learn he actually knew the guy.

>"I honestly did not realize it until I walked out," Hansen told the Daily Mail Thursday ahead of the episode's premiere. "And then I suddenly recognized him because we used to commute into the city every day together from Connecticut. I could not believe it." The man in question, however, appeared to recognize his old commute buddy almost immediately.

>"Oh shit," the man is heard muttering in the video. "No Chris! Chris, please." During a later questioning session, the man attempts to clarify the intentions of his meeting and details his history with Hansen. "Chris Hansen, I know him," the man, who Hansen said would often "chat" with him on the train, revealed. "He's a friend of mine. I commuted with him on the train for years. That's more of an embarrassment than anything."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0N2EXYm_o

I'm turning 40 next month, and I don't have a wife or kids. I've always been attracted to women my age or older.
Seriously though, what are the chances I'll become a predator and start being driven crazy by young, barely legal girls?
Are you born this way or do you become this way?

>>220817570
It's quite natural for men to be attracted to a wide range of women, from teenagers to women in their 50s or even 60s. Hell, I know a woman who is almost 70 and looks gorgeous for her age.
The issue is that if you know a girl is underage, say 14-17, you have to understand she is off-limits, no matter how "mature" she may look. These people didn't understand that.

>>220817487
"But Charles Lawrence isn't looking to hook up with a 13 year old girl... he's looking for a boy".

They could have just said "we're using a boy this time as a decoy", but instead they set it up as a joke with a punchline. So they're basically indulging in a little homophobia to make it more outrageous. There is literally no legitimate reason why they used male decoys which are obviously a lot less successful.

>>220805016
Did he just take his clothes off out of nowhere or did they actually arrange for him to do that in the chat? If so, that's just cruel.

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>>220807188
The craziest thing about it all is that these ugly old mfs actually thought some attractive young girl would be interested in them.

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>>220817570
Normal human males are attracted to post-pubscent adult-sized teenagers from 14 to 18 (and onward obviously).
Women get their adult body at 16,a nd some even as early as 14.

Being a predator (=/= pedophile) is not about attraction but about whether or not you're retarded enough to pursue underaged women despite knowing the consequences.

>>220817801
He said he was going to come into the house naked with the stuff he said he would in the chats, the decoy reminded him to remove his clothes so he complied.

>>220815627
God damn she really does

>>220807188
what the fuck was he thinking? he also looks like he came to a doctor to have a prostate exam

>>220817161
>almost all of them boil down to the same tired schtick
its astonishing how the pred behavior is so uniform and predictable
they try the same shit every time and fall for the same tricks every time
>so this 11-year girl old that you were messaging, all that stuff you had talked about doing today: that would have been consensual right?
>"uhhh y-yeah yes totally"
>awesome man i respect the hell out of you for that
never seen one fail to walk into the rake of confessing on camera to a felony

>>220801141
Anyone got the Bebe version?

>>220817848
this particular guy was a fag

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Were the ghillie suits necessary?

>>220820569
No, but cops love to fucking LARP as spec ops.

>>220808741
He had an alibi; he was just trying to find the beach. He's clearly dressed for the beach.

>>220808451
Haven't seen this episode, but it looks like he has down syndrome.

I have only seen snippets of this show, what are the chances it could be scripted? give me a percentage

>>220821358
https://youtu.be/ksV64nJttlU

>>220821413
Zero, these """people""" are not actors, they've actually had their lives ruined.