>fr*nch cinema
>>220801158name the 3 last french movies you saw
>>220801158>Does the greatest lesbian scene of all timeI love french women.
>>220801183Thats a very tall and busty 13 year old
>>220801168Au hasard Balthazar is the only proper title that comes to mind. Fucking sucked. I hate French people. I'm prejudiced against them and it colours my view on their film industry. The French language disgusts me
>>220801168CalvaireMartyrsuhhh…Irreversible?
>>220801210so you watched 1 old franco swedish movie and now you can judge all french cinema?also 1966... is the year "La Grande Vadrouille" was out. Watch this instead. that's top tier french cinema
>>220801168>>220801158For me, it's Ruby and Quentin
>>220801158>msfw i suck too much dick and eat too much shit
>>220801363if you like this kind of duo, there are like 50 other movies just like this one.
>>220801183
I like old french cinema
>>220801158Their comedies are pretty good
>dédain pour la plèbe
>>220801210>t. 5'5 skinny fat shitgoblin incelI'd be butthurt as well If I were you
>>220801158Nah give me De Funès, Ventura or Gabin kinos over whatever crap you like
>>220801158Man bites dog was pretty good, but maybe that's because it was mainly made by Belgians. I just need to know what nationality I should blame for the scene where the killer looks at the dead black guys penis and talks about how big it is.
>>220802288definitely French
>>220801158Tbh all Europoor films are depressingly terrible. It’s mostly shots of people sitting on light rail trains staring out of the window or standing on balconies smoking in between these gay soliloquies where they parrot some AIDS riddled French philosopher
>>220801276>CalvaireBelgianfrench cinema is bad desu
Melville and Clouzot made more masterpieces than any American.
>>220802208Oof. Big yikes.Bit of a self report there I think.
>>220801168Le SamouraiLe Cercle RougePlein Soleil
>>220801158looks like a red headed worried girl, with her hair as his lips.can't unsee
>>220801158How play time? I've heard it a masterpiece but I'm not the biggest on silent(ish) movies.
>>220802373>Tbh all Europoor films are depressingly terribleif you only watch public funded leftist garbage then yes. Nobody in Europe watch this shit (that's why its public funded).> It’s mostly shots of people sitting on light rail trains staring out of the window or standing on balconies smoking in between these gay soliloquies where they parrot some AIDS riddled French philosopherPopular movies are the literal opposite of that"l'homme de Rio" (1964). great adventure/comedy. the japs literally stole the look of Belmondo for the Lupin III manga
>>220802680>Belgianso french, got it
French cinema is just horrible. Take anatomy of a fall for exemple, one of the last french movies that was supposed to be a success, I have rarely watched such a boring movie
The problem with French cinema is that it is heavily subventioned and therefore there is little incentive to be succesful and appealing, and is heavily political.
>redditfrog
>>220801158yeah it sucks. but at least they're pretty cool about foot fetish stuff
>>220801158>fr*nch
>>220803618>the japs literally stole the look of Belmondo for the Lupin III mangaThis is why I love manga; it's not just written by one person or a small group, it's the entire nation coming together to produce pen&ink kino.
Watch Le Circle Rouge and Diva you fucking plebs
>>220802373This says a lot about you and nothing about european films
>>220801168>3 last french moviesThey were all recent ones.Some Like It Rare (2021)Vincent Must Die (2023)AKA (2023)Vincent is a clever variation about feral zombies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUyZSAobr0
>>220801168Taxi 3, Taxi 4, City of Lost Children
>>220801168Red Rooms (francophonie counts)L'aile ou la cuisse (classic)Le Grand Bain (my parents were watching it when I visited)
>>220806201>red rooms Shut up already it would be like claiming Villeneuve
>>220801168Martyrs (hadn't seen it for a while)The Apartment (L'Appartement)Secret things (Choses secrètes)
>>220801158capeshitters trying to get into arthouse should probably avoid starting with Godard, Tarkovsky, Antonioni, Resnais, Bergman's Persona, or Fellini's 8½
>>220801183>95% talking>5% nuditycould be worse
>>220801168Beau Travail85 Shots of RumWhite Materialbut seriously, B Travail is pretty good, so is 85 shots. I'm gonna halfway agree with OP.
I really liked the Three Colors trilogy but I guess that's almost as Polish as it is French
I don't mind French movies, but I really hate the French New Wave along with every other film "movement" of the mid 20th century. Italian Neorealism, New Hollywood, British New Wave, Japanese New Wave, all garbage
>>220801158i watched that luc beson film subway there recentlyit was awful
>>220806955idc they speak french so it counts and I couldn't think of a third movie from France that I've watched this yearva te faire cuire un oeuf si t'es pas content :^)
>>220807560goddamn that is one of the worst, most boring movies I've ever seen. One of the few times I felt like I had completely wasted an evening on a movie.
>>220807408most french movies are very far from arthouse stuff, I'd say 80 percent of it is cheap dramedy.
>>220807076l'appartement is good but basically anything with Cassel in it is good anyway
>french cinema>movie is about a skinnyfat nihilist who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and survives on nothing but coffee living in a crummy yet incredible scenic apartment in Paris, with no particular plot except random existentialist conversations that take place on bridges, subway stations, and on the rooftop terrace at his apartment>random scene of him having sex with his neighbor's 14 year old daughter>lead actor is also the writer and director
>>220807076got any links?
>>220801158>french champagne