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>fr*nch cinema
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>>220801158
name the 3 last french movies you saw
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>fr*nch cinema
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>>220801158
>Does the greatest lesbian scene of all time
I love french women.
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>>220801183
Thats a very tall and busty 13 year old
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>>220801168
Au hasard Balthazar is the only proper title that comes to mind. Fucking sucked. I hate French people. I'm prejudiced against them and it colours my view on their film industry. The French language disgusts me
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>>220801168
Calvaire
Martyrs
uhhh…Irreversible?
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>>220801210
so you watched 1 old franco swedish movie and now you can judge all french cinema?
also 1966... is the year "La Grande Vadrouille" was out. Watch this instead. that's top tier french cinema
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>>220801168
>>220801158
For me, it's Ruby and Quentin
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>>220801158
>msfw i suck too much dick and eat too much shit
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>>220801363
if you like this kind of duo, there are like 50 other movies just like this one.
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>>220801183
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I like old french cinema
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>>220801158
Their comedies are pretty good
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>dédain pour la plèbe
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>>220801210
>t. 5'5 skinny fat shitgoblin incel
I'd be butthurt as well If I were you
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>>220801158
Nah give me De Funès, Ventura or Gabin kinos over whatever crap you like
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>>220801158
Man bites dog was pretty good, but maybe that's because it was mainly made by Belgians.
I just need to know what nationality I should blame for the scene where the killer looks at the dead black guys penis and talks about how big it is.
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>>220802288
definitely French
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>>220801158
Tbh all Europoor films are depressingly terrible. It’s mostly shots of people sitting on light rail trains staring out of the window or standing on balconies smoking in between these gay soliloquies where they parrot some AIDS riddled French philosopher
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>>220801276
>Calvaire
Belgian

french cinema is bad desu
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Melville and Clouzot made more masterpieces than any American.
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>>220802208
Oof.
Big yikes.
Bit of a self report there I think.
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>>220801168
Le Samourai
Le Cercle Rouge
Plein Soleil
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>>220801158
looks like a red headed worried girl, with her hair as his lips.
can't unsee
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>>220801158
How play time? I've heard it a masterpiece but I'm not the biggest on silent(ish) movies.
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>>220802373
>Tbh all Europoor films are depressingly terrible
if you only watch public funded leftist garbage then yes. Nobody in Europe watch this shit (that's why its public funded).
> It’s mostly shots of people sitting on light rail trains staring out of the window or standing on balconies smoking in between these gay soliloquies where they parrot some AIDS riddled French philosopher
Popular movies are the literal opposite of that

"l'homme de Rio" (1964). great adventure/comedy. the japs literally stole the look of Belmondo for the Lupin III manga
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>>220802680
>Belgian
so french, got it
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French cinema is just horrible. Take anatomy of a fall for exemple, one of the last french movies that was supposed to be a success, I have rarely watched such a boring movie
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The problem with French cinema is that it is heavily subventioned and therefore there is little incentive to be succesful and appealing, and is heavily political.
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>redditfrog
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>>220801158
yeah it sucks. but at least they're pretty cool about foot fetish stuff
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>>220801158
>fr*nch
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>>220803618
>the japs literally stole the look of Belmondo for the Lupin III manga
This is why I love manga; it's not just written by one person or a small group, it's the entire nation coming together to produce pen&ink kino.
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Watch Le Circle Rouge and Diva you fucking plebs
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>>220802373
This says a lot about you and nothing about european films
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>>220801168
>3 last french movies
They were all recent ones.

Some Like It Rare (2021)
Vincent Must Die (2023)
AKA (2023)

Vincent is a clever variation about feral zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUyZSAobr0
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>>220801168
Taxi 3, Taxi 4, City of Lost Children
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>>220801168
Red Rooms (francophonie counts)
L'aile ou la cuisse (classic)
Le Grand Bain (my parents were watching it when I visited)
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>>220806201
>red rooms
Shut up already it would be like claiming Villeneuve
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>>220801168
Martyrs (hadn't seen it for a while)
The Apartment (L'Appartement)
Secret things (Choses secrètes)
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>>220801158
capeshitters trying to get into arthouse should probably avoid starting with Godard, Tarkovsky, Antonioni, Resnais, Bergman's Persona, or Fellini's 8½
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>>220801183
>95% talking
>5% nudity

could be worse
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>>220801168
Beau Travail
85 Shots of Rum
White Material
but seriously, B Travail is pretty good, so is 85 shots. I'm gonna halfway agree with OP.
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I really liked the Three Colors trilogy but I guess that's almost as Polish as it is French
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I don't mind French movies, but I really hate the French New Wave along with every other film "movement" of the mid 20th century. Italian Neorealism, New Hollywood, British New Wave, Japanese New Wave, all garbage
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>>220801158
i watched that luc beson film subway there recently
it was awful
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>>220806955
idc they speak french so it counts and I couldn't think of a third movie from France that I've watched this year
va te faire cuire un oeuf si t'es pas content :^)
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>>220807560
goddamn that is one of the worst, most boring movies I've ever seen. One of the few times I felt like I had completely wasted an evening on a movie.
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>>220807408
most french movies are very far from arthouse stuff, I'd say 80 percent of it is cheap dramedy.
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>>220807076
l'appartement is good but basically anything with Cassel in it is good anyway
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>french cinema
>movie is about a skinnyfat nihilist who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and survives on nothing but coffee living in a crummy yet incredible scenic apartment in Paris, with no particular plot except random existentialist conversations that take place on bridges, subway stations, and on the rooftop terrace at his apartment
>random scene of him having sex with his neighbor's 14 year old daughter
>lead actor is also the writer and director
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>>220807076
got any links?
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>>220801158
>french champagne



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