>*Over the intercom in the lobby "ATTENTION EVERYONE. I PUT MY BIG CRIPPLE COCK UP LISA CUDDY'S WILLING AND ABLE SHIT FUNNEL>Cuddy: House you crossed the line>House: You can't fire me because you'll never figure out why this kid has a seizure every time he looks at raspberry jam>Wilson:House nobody likes you because you're an asshole>House epiphany: No one likes diseases either>*Hobbles into patient's room>Your son's been eating cat food>He would never do that>Were you trying to kill yourself?>My girlfriend broke up with me>Start him on compressed air and IV bowling ball polish he'll be fine in a few days>Also you're not his real parents
you forgot the part where someone's been cheating on someone
>>220802410He never said nor did those.
>>220802410>Cuddy has a big assWhy do they keep forcing this meme?
>>220802454He's trying to annoy her and this was back when having a big butt was a bad thing.
>>220802410I remember this episode like it was yesterday
>>220802410>Start him on compressed air and IV bowling ball polish he'll be fine in a few daysHe'll be walking on sunshine in notime
>>220802410What about "we only have two treatment options. treatment A may kill him, but treatment B may kill him as well!"
>>220802553That was earlier in the episode after they mistakenly diagnosed him as suffering from boneitis
>>220802553The ass transplant could kill him. Or it could buy us time. If we do nothing he's dead in the next 8 minutes.
>>220802454She actually has a great body, her jewey face was what turned me off of her
A guy consistently calling himself a "cripple" when he's got a limp in one leg comes across as conceited and overly self-aggrandizing for ego's sake, like a middle-aged housewife with tinnitus who thinks she's disabled like a deaf person. The Woody Allen school of Narcissism where personal neurosis creates your diagnosis, a self-fulfilling prophesy of mediocrity:>I'm so damaged and fucked up and alone cause of this stuff I can't (won't) do anything about>*acts like a retard on purpose and materializes being alone and disliked*>life... is painHouse really is one of those people - with a hobby for pills, naturally - who would make being a "cripple" a primary personality trait to fuel his malingering bullshit. The least accurate part of his character is that he's competent at his job under all the cries for attention.I may be misremembering, but I think there's even an episode where he literally realizes it was all in his head and he doesn't need the cane at all, but because he's such a histrionic bitch he's gotta run into a patient with phantom pain or whatever so that he can connect his own baggage with it and find closure. House being badass self-insert through Hugh Laurie (a proto Rick Sanchez for pseuds) is the only reason guys watched this show, because otherwise it's Dexter tier slop for antisocial women.
>>220802728iirc it's not all in his head but the pain is psychosomatic, it gets considerably worse based on his mental state
>>220802728>A guy consistently calling himself a "cripple" when he's got a limp in one leg comes across as conceited and overly self-aggrandizing for ego's sakedats de jokeHe'll be like >hey you have to let me go first in line because im such a cripple!then the rando lets him skip the line and house grins at him as speeds away on his motorbike
>>220802434>House waddles into waiting area>Doctor, how is our little girl??>House looks the father up and down and scowls>She’ll be alright…but I wouldn’t use the word ‘our’ if I were you. Might wanna get a DNA test if you know what I mean.
>>220802728>Hi Cuddy, long time no see
>>220802728brother you just described the basic concept of the character. there's an episode where he fights with a person in an actual wheelchair over a parking space.
