I never understood critics' hatred for this movie, I had a great time. Best werewolf design ever btw
>>220803567>Best werewolf design ever btwIf you're into gay furry bait.
>>220803599Gross. I would never be into that stuff. Do you know of any websites that have pictures of that awful stuff? So I can avoid them.
My problem with it is that it's just too 2000s. Like, I get that literally a half-goofy cheeseball flick from the era, but I think it sometimes has a bit too much comic relief and whatnot. I would have preferred if they did basically everything the same, but had it be a more serious tone without the silly comedy shit.
>>220803567Alright, we already had this thread. You’re like that guy who can’t take the hint that the party’s over.
>>220803567>Van Helsing>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen>Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow>Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)All kino BTW
>>220803567I got my first hand job while seeing this in theaters with my first girlfriend in high school.
>>220804207Did you cum?
>>220803567This movie was just boring and gay. I couldn’t be asked to care about a single character as they are all bad stereotypes and the good 3d models don’t make up for it being extremely dull
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>>220804207I watched it with my little sister
>>220804253>the story about fairy tales and movie monsters has stereotype charactersgolly
>>220803567you just keep making a new thread 24/7 on and onat some point you might understand
>>220803567My friends and I liked it back then. It was cool. Kate was hot and we definitely probably blew some loads thinking about her in this.
>>220804354They weren’t interesting stereotypes. All the characters were boring and none of the action was worth it
>>220803652>>220804356
>>220804515you look like that and say that
>>220804218Yes. And immediately wished I hadn't. We were in public and I was gooey.
>>220804330Wholesome
>>220803950>all movie btw
>>220803567this movie is good but you're posting this every day in order to force opinions on this to change just via volume. You're not providing anything helpful for discussion, but you don't care. Once this thread dies you'll make the next one. It has nothing to do with being a good movie. You see unlimited posting as your manipulation of opinion broadly.
kate beckinsale peaked in this movie
>>220803567I had no idea the critics hated this film. I disliked it for the goofy humour and the irritating side-kick monk. It's strange because The Mummy has the same daft comedy and an equally annoying side-kick (Benny), and yet, I like it.
>>220803950you forgot the brothers grimm movie with bellucci
>>220804330Did she give you a handjob?
>>220804937>you forgot the brothers grimm movie with bellucciI never saw that one.
>>220804945I wish
>>220803567>sexy vampire bridesonly thing i remember about this film
>>220805206I like the red-headed one the most.
>>220805282She looked like she would be stinky in all the right ways.
>>220803567Was I just high or was there an implication that Van Helsing is an angel that manifested unto the world to rid it of supernatural pests near the end?
>>220803567it was corny and bad, but still an enjoyable kino
>>220804927benny works because he’s not supposed to one of the good guys.
>>220803632this. the movie is a product of its time. it would have been better suited if it was made 10 years prior or 10 years later. the tone would have been much more grounded in reality.
I liked it and it was full of hot women,back then I was kind of obsessed with Van Hellsing and Castlevania for some reason,I remember renting some anime that was based on this movie and played the PS2 game a fuck ton of times
>>220805703Iirc he was implied to be the archangel Gabriel towards the end
>>220806198I FUCKING KNEW IT. I WASN'T HIGH AND THOSE BROWNIES WERE FAKE. My friends were faking being high the entire time those assholes.
>>220803567goated shit funnest movie
>>220803567you are right don't really care what some fart sniffer have to say the movie is ludo kino also hot werewolf chick when
>>220803567i didn't like it because I liked Dracula a lot as a kid/teen and preferred Van Helsing as an eccentric Dutch doctor not as a Hollywood actionslop hero
