Could a 200 million dollar budget Megan Paski movie save Star Wars?
what is up with her?
>>220805174Remind me why /tv/ simps for this 5/10 while pretending like objectively prettier girls like Zendaya are ugly.
>>220805475It activates paternal instincts. Our biological clocks are screaming and we redirect the chakras to lust so as not to go insane. It’s risky though. One wrong move and it’s troon town
>>220805174No, you give Jenny $200mil. to make a Star Wars movie in order to save the franchise.
>>220805174i'd cast zendaya to play her
>>220805475She seems really authentic, sweet, and cute. Every man dreams of an autistic waifu to protect and cherish.
>>220805537Heed this cisgender's advice. I fucked up, bad, and now I have a tiny forearm and an elephant trunk hanging above my belly button. Thinking about ending things.
Dump rare Megans if you got em
>>220805917Me in the back.
>>220805917Megan could be walking around Disneyland in flip flops right now and we'd never know!
>>220805917All my Megans are commons.
>>220805475Vanity is unbecoming, and Hollywood starlets are profoundly vain and narcissistic.
>>220805475Attainable looking women with hobbies that a lot of men have. It's not that hard. All Zendaya has in common with those types is school shooter aspirations.
>>220806002Don't dox me like this bro
>hfw the board is /meganposting/ again
>>220805475>objectivelywhite is objectively prettier than black.
>>220806058She's ugly and still won't give you the time of day, not sure what you guys are doing.
>>220805475For me, it's how she clearly doesn't fit into the smallest size of costume Disney had available, but she still went out there and gave it her all (which wasn't very much but it was all she had).
>>220806100She's not ugly.
>>220806144She's so adorable and endearing. She can barely keep making eye contact but she wants to try really hard anyway. It's very cute.
>>220806477>>220806058????
>>220806588Yes. She's not "ugly", she's just kinda dorky and gawky looking.
>>220805475She's whiter than Zendaya. If I had a kid with Zendaya I'd have produced a nigger.If I had a kid with Megan, the child would be white.It's simple biology.
>>220805174I remember her a decade ago. What is she doing now?
>>220805869>>220805174She looks like a prettier thinner version of my ex gf. I would have loved to make white babies with her but she sucked my dick a few times, wouldn't let me fuck her even with a condom, got mad I wasnt more supportive when her grandma died, then dumped me because I wanted kids and she didn't want any kids. I replaced her with an Asian girl a month later who is all over my cock every time we see each other. I don't know how to feel about any of this.
2019 was 7 years ago bros. Holy Shit
>>220806792Dunno, she privated all her socials. Remember that she wasn't even the one who filmed and uploaded that video, it was fucking Uwe Boll of all people.
>>220805475Zendaya is better looking but loses point due to her personality
>>220805174what is she up to now? besides making these threads?
>>220805174I remember going on this ride when it was still new and was really hoping I'd see Megan but alas, she wasn't there. Wonder what she's up to nowadays.
>>220806098>>220806739Any offspring from you would be ugly regardless of the color, little Cletus
>>220807084Based Uwe Boll gracing the world with more kino. Thanks to him, Megan became a legend.
if she's still working there she's a fucking loser.
>>220805475you have shit taste and are a nigger lover
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>>220805475I know from experience I can fuck girls who look like Megan, which makes them more attractive. I still appreciate the beauty of objectively hotter Hollywood stars (disagree with your belief the mutt Zendaya is one of them) but with those types it's like I'm looking at another species. I know girls like that wouldn't even acknowledge my existence without a massive amount of money and/or drugs, which limits my excitement.
>>220805475You snagged a lot with that bait. Very impressive desu.
>>220807161*baaaawwwwww* lol
>>220807161
>>220807480kek, saving that one
>>220805475It's a type of face you don't see often. To me, she resembles a budget Ellen Paige. The unkempt thick eyebrows are also interesting.
>>220805174Is the name of the move Behind the Green Door (2026)? If so, maybe!
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>>220805475because she's cute, she, feminine, and actually seems nice and not like a "imma a boss bitch CEO you gonna have to work to get with ME" modern woman
>>220805174maybe it can be memed to reality with enough effort. but what if it happens in a bad movie and people are let down?best to do it as a brief cameo in some emperial base saying the line from her video
>>220805475/tv/ is not one person, nigger lover
>>220808885/tv/ just loves to say that, then go on to call people reddit, tumblr, discord etc. as if those sites are all one person.
>>220808885All of /tv/ is me.
>>220805475>objectively prettier girls like Zendaya
OH NO!
>>220805475>objectively prettier girls like Zendaya>
>>220811583this 30 year old woman needs to grow up.
>>220812189I mean, yes.
>>220805174this was 7 years ago
>>220805174
yup
>>220805869She looks like a monkey, but not of the pretty variety
>>220805475>YWNBAW
>>220808694>>2208068868 soon
>>220808694I’ve been thinking about getting a pocket watch. Just to use, not wear
>>220812320Dog of a woman
>>220812916Looks like a dude. This ugly bitch wouldn’t have a career if she wasn’t a nepobaby.
>>220814234We're really still saying this in 2026?
>>220815300Im trans btw
>>220815328Why are you telling me that? It's perfectly fine to be trans in 2026.
>>220807116
>>220812320
>>220805869Realistically she’s the vast majority of our looksmatch. We should cherish cute mousy girls like this
>>220805475They weren't ready for this truth nuke, huh.
>>220815363Brutal
>>220815363>>220815371
clicked /tv/ after years since i got a notification from the colective consciousness of some meganposting>>220805174>>220805869>>220805917>>220806058>>220806075cute, hope she doesn't take 4chan seriously
>>220805174>ywn wake up to this face kissing youWHY EVEN LIVE AAAAAAHHHH
>>220805174Who? Her? Egg?
>>220805475zendaya was cuter when she was on disney
>>220805174If she didn't have caterpillars for eyebrows then maybe I'd understand.
>the girl who an entire subsect of 4chan retards actively obsess over and daydream lore up for is in fact ugly, or at best mousishly cuteyou fucking retards never fail to amaze me with your delusions and willful lack of self awareness
>>220815692This board was nuts about her when she was on that show with Bella Thorne.
Whatever happened to her? Last I remember you faggots scared her off the internet by being stalker doxxing degenerates
