Robert Pattinson is Chris Hansen in PRIMETIME, the A24 biopic based around the classic NBC television series To Catch a Predator.https://youtu.be/Yrfrf53ttYY?si=uHtk44kyHqtg2aeE
>>220805381looks shit
>>220805381>A guy playing Chris fucking Hansen is about to win Best Actor
>>220805381Sex with men
>>220805415robby patty is the kino actor of our generation alongside jesse plemons
>>220805381Damn it might have been sick if the name of the movie was Predator, like, who was the real predator, them or Chris Hansen?
>>220805424That's Law & Order.
>>220805430Based. I agree.
Why was this deemed movie worthy?
>>220805496If it wants to be interesting it will dare to explore the moral ambiguity of the TV show as well as Hansen’s actual motivations. Obviously he is providing great entertainment and he is punishing morally deranged people, but he’s also obviously made a business out of exploiting often mentally ill and mentally disabled men by baiting them with affection and intimacy from young women when they probably would have jumped at the chance to have a connection with literally any person and prioritized the media aspect and fame over actually pursuing justice and viable convictions in a lot of cases. May also explore the psychological aspect of his personal wife where he cheats on his wife with a much younger woman himself.
>>220805567>personal wife *personal life
>>220805496they are gonna show the case between the 15 year old boy and the 18 year old guy which was gay and got mauled and all of that
>>220805496I don't know but it seems like a good meme, and i think it will be a funny bad movie. I like his Chris Hansen impersonation.
>>220805381>It's a "biopic featuring an actor who looks nothing like the real guy" episode
>>220805567We all know that isn't going to be shown
>>220805737Hansen probably demanded some handsome big star played him and Patty was the closest to his voice
>>220805496Because A24 is trying to slip NAMBLA lite shit into the cultural discourse so that pedos eventually meld with LGBTQ
Aint no kino around here dude
Is it "Bridgers" with a hard R?
>>220805381More revisionist history lol. Let me guess the predators were the victims all along.
>>220805424Relationships with women
>>220805430>robby pattyIt's RPatz
>>220805496To cash in on the current pedo hysteria obviously
>>220805434>>220805434>like, who was the real predator, them or Chris Hansen?the people trying to bang children were the predators
>>220806234t-they were entrapped into it!
>>220805567Wouldn't this be true of all youtube channels that go after neighborhood pedos? Just cos Hansen made a business model out of it, and it airs on corporate netwwork owned by people who couldn't possibly be ignorant of Epsteen's VAST network of rich and famous pals. A 2026 movie on 90s phenom of pedo hunter without addressing the LARGER system that enables + defends Epsteen (JP Morgan which gets govt bailouts: 12B in 2008, many more before that.)>>220805737They don't care about the subject, it's an ego-trip for bongs and euro/bankster aligned joshua Kushner backing A24.
>>220805381His accent sounds retarded
>>220805567>prioritized the media aspect and fame over actually pursuing justice and viable convictions in a lot of casesThis. I don't think a lot of people know how badly the To Catch a Predator team fucked up a lot of cases shown on the show because of their haphazard work. It was always about making good TV over justice
>>220806326you would have a point if they hadn't been working with law enforcement (they are)
>>220806459Didn't matter. They still fucked uphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Catch_a_Predator#Reaction>On June 1, 2007, the Collin County district attorney's office declined to prosecute any of the 23 cases brought against those arrested on this installment of the show, citing insufficient evidence. District Attorney John Roach explained that in 16 of the cases, he had no jurisdiction because the decoys and suspects who participated in the online chats were not in that county when they did so, a point seconded by Assistant DA Doris in a 2009 Esquire article. Berry also discovered that the Murphy Police Department had done "literally no prior investigation" before making the arrests, thus making most, if not all of them, illegal under Texas law.
>>220805381why the fuck would i watch this retarded shitty impression of chris hansen when i could watch the original to catch a predator runs which are turbo kino?
>>220806277Hansen was a 2000s era phenomenon but yes. The irony of To Catch a Predator is that it was “fighting child predators” by baiting lonely literally retarded men who would otherwise never have been in a position or been under the impression they could get away with anything, when most cases of child predation and molestation come from family members and friends who are already in close contact with their victims, or from elites who traffic children from poor parts of the world.
>>220806512it's the law that's fucked up
>>220806579>lonely literally retarded men whowho sometimes had wives and children of their own... why do you fuckers keep defending pedos?
>>220806174>reverse google pic>get nothing but results for pic related I remember when "Google it" used to mean something
>>220805415Why would Chris fuck Hansen ?
>>220806589I AM THE LAW
>>220806611I’m not defending the retards who got baited into the show, they are retarded and morally objectionable, but the point is the show itself is quite deranged for the viewers. The audience is getting off on people being humiliated and having their lives destroyed; do the people deserve it? Arguably yes, but I also don’t think it’s healthy to get so much pleasure out of watching things like that, and the idea that it’s about protecting children as opposed to just satisfying a lust for watching cruelty and suffering is a weak pretense.
>>220806633why would you need to google the "TWO WORDS: ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM" dude unless you were a zoomer
THERES A MANGOIN ROUNDTAKIN NAMES
>>220806589If their actual goal was justice and getting pedophiles brought to justice, they should have worked within it. Plus, the Police Department doing no investigation of their own prior to arrests is damning regardless of any law
>>220806611>>lonely literally retarded men whoSome of them were proto incels who would fuck anything that moves, if given a chance. Think prison gay niggas. Them niggas aint no faggots, but they still be fucking dudes in the butt. But sheeit ion know nigga, i aint no CHOMO on god!
reminder: the “crimes” hansen and perverted justice exploit are state statutes along the lines of “online solicitation of a minor,” the statutes criminalize talking about sex with someone “the perpetrator believes” is [under arbitrary age]. Law enforcement gets to decide what the perpetrator believes. Going to the house is not a crime, the house is just a place to put cameras to get around the “consent to be filmed” bit, as you consent to be filmed on private property by entering private property.
>>220806699>>220806722check him pc
>>220806699sorry, zoomer, but this was in the mid 00s, most judges wouldn't have been able to tell you what the internet was and would use their essentially unlimited legal power to dismiss things they don't understand or care about or agree with on a personal, biased levelit still happens today
>that sting with the jewish rabbi who successfully got his scene removed from the final episode cut on TV
>>220806672Pattinson, you yellow-bellied coward. Get out here!
>>220806672>I was a highwayman>Along the chat rooms I did ride>With knife and cell phone by my side>Many a cunny lost her baubles to my trade>Many a newsman shed his lifeblood on my blade>The bastards entrapped me in the spring of 2010 + 5>But I am still alive
>>220805381based
he doesn't look anything like Hansen nor sound like him, why did they cast him?
>>220806658The most uncomfortable one was the rodent looking guy who obviously had legit brain damage and was maybe 60 IQ or less. They obviously kept targeting him online knowing he had the mind of a 7 year old TBI victim and then were like “look at how dangerous this guy is! We keep catching him!”
>>220805424I got news for you....
>>220806641the girls in hansen were hot as fuck
>>220806741What does that have to do with the sloppy police work?
>>220805381is this gonna show Hansen as an unstable nutjob who caused a pedo to kill himself?
>>220806741>do you want to prosecute these two dozen nothingburger cases of a man saying lewd things to an adult pretending to be underage, with no actual victim?>no>you are using your essentially unlimited legal power to dismiss things you don't understand or care about or agree with on a personal, biased level
>>220806822Chris Hansen picked him
>>220806672Should have been played by Brendan
>>220806738Sir, i am innocent...
>>220806899that means ya gay
>>220805381based Robert choosing weird movies after making his Twilight bucks
>>220805381Why is he talking like Heath Ledger Joker?
>>220805472
>>220806973same logic goes into>do you want to prosecute this nigger for his 40th petty crime?>no
>>220805381The audacity. Imagine an American actor taking on Operation Yewtree and try to bong-explain to Bongs as his star vehicle. So much corruption in the UK and RPatz can't stick to caring about his own country 1st?
>>220809280You’re just referencing the plea bargain system now.
>>220806611/tv/ is sadly the most pedo board and unironically supports Nambla.Hanson’s only crime was not killing the pedos after trapping them, this improving society.
>>220805381Jokes aside this looks way more kino than it has any right to be.
>>220806822>nor sound like himThat's just a fucking lie. Did you watch the trailer? The imitation is scarily spot-on
>>220805402rape victim behavior
>>220809945His cadence is on point but his voice is a bit higher-pitched/more gravelly than irl Hansen who’s got a smooth voice. It’s definitely a decent impression though, can’t imagine another A Lister who would do it better.
>>220806672PATTINSONYOU OUGHTA KNOW'D BETTER'N TO WEAR ANOTHER MAN'S HAT
>>220806699The goal was making a funny TV show, and they succeeded
>>220805381I will watch anything Rob's in. Simple as.
>>220809733no, it's the modern prerogative of judges to drop charges
>>220805381how is this even a thing? Is he already dead? Is his life that interesting?
>>220810241they know about how important this show is to /tv/ so they hooked us up with one of their finest actores to produce kino for us. bow your head in thanks and reverence.
>>220806672if those buttons pop they will be like bullets
>perverted justice wiped everything from their hard drives before going to courtHMMMMMMMMM
>>220810214At least it’s real in your mind
>>220812105And? What is this supposed to indicate?
>>220805737>>220806134David Caruso would have been perfect but he's too old.
is that him talking in the trailer? it sounds just like chris
Cast him
>>220806672Cast him
>>220810241It's not a biopic. It's centred around the show and the incident that got it cancelled(there's definitely a very interesting story there)
>>220812843It’s still a biopic, a biopic doesn’t have to cover its subject’s entire life, but it’s clearly going to be centered around a character study of Hansen as the center of the show
>>220812767Jonah Hill if he can put back on the weight.
>>220806611>pedosWhy does no one know what words mean anymore
>>220813048Son, nobody cares about your semantic hair splitting over the exact age of the children you want to fuck.
>>220813087>semantic hair splitting But you are completely re defining the word. Why don’t you tell us what your definition is, since you don’t seem to agree with the one in the dictionary. If you can’t define it maybe you are a pedo too
Cast Jeff Sokol and Lorne Armstrong
Promotional idea: Robert Pattinson in character as Chris Hansen confronts the old women who thirsted for his dick during the Twilight era
>>220813161>But you are completely re defining the wordThat's how language works, pedo. Language is constantly evolving and if people begin to use a word to mean a certain thing widely enough, the dictionaries will eventually be changed to reflect popular usage rather than clinging to some textbook definition that is no longer how the average person uses the word.No one cares what you call yourself. You may imagine you're "better" for wanting to fuck slightly older children or whatever point you imagine you're making here but any normal person would call you a pedophile.
His legacy
>>220812767Either Brendan Frasier or Timothy Oliphant
>>220813795How do you even explain this situation to the 9/11 operator without it sounding like bullshit
Who will play the barely legal woman Hansen cheated on his wife with by using the power imbalance between them to his advantage? He’s basically a child rapist himself
>>220813087Pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescents. There’s no “hair splitting.”
>>220813726>Language is constantly evolvingOnly browns say this, because they can’t admit they used a word wrong.
>>220806672>>220812767Should be Paul Dano
>>220805567>made a business out of exploiting often mentally ill and mentally disabled menPedophiles are none of these
>>220805402No it doesn't actually
he doesn't look like Chris Hansen at all though he looks like Robert Pattinson
are they gonna include the stuff about Chris cheating on his wife with a 20 year old and scamming people out of money?
>>220805381holy fucking kino
>>220812843It got canceled because of an incident on the show? I thought it was canceled because Hansen was a gambling addict?
>>220806672came here looking for this
>>220809869The show would be 300x more entertaining if the audience could vote on how to kill the predsPut them in a giant blender or something
>>220810033>Uhhh he's right behind me isn't he?
>>220814922Death by mesugaki snu snu
Will it cover Hansen becoming washed up and desperate after the divorce, gambling addiction and alcoholism leading to his grotesque pot belly and being a shadow of his former self running a 3rd rate YouTube channel trying to recapture his former glory and stay out of insolvency? Kek
>>220814538And troons
>>220814216>>220814627>>220814948pedo seethe as usual
>>220805434kek I like your reality more
>>220813011KINO
>>220806168pedos jumping in on LGBT will be a huge win for the anti tranny team
>>220805434I think that one is taken already
>>220814552you lost the culture war
I'm too lazy and retarded to do this, but someone should use AI to create a Chris Hansen confronting Trump scene. Trump just rambles on with his signature bullshit lines as Hansen reads the chatroom texts aloud.
>>220805737unlike most of the time where its some celeb that is worshipped and fucking up their image is upsetting I don't theres a big crowd of Hansen purists thatll have a problem with it not being a perfect resemblance
>>220805381this is chris hansen
>>220806633same google is fucking useless today, I google shit all the time and find like 1 fucking page of images at best
>>220812752Devon Sawa or Jeremy Renner
>>220806658same type of argument that watching public executions is wrong, I don't necessarily disagree but I'm not so sure I'm that concerned that people are enjoying it when the people suffering made objectively amoral decisions, it might not be good for their soul but in my opinion its up to them and the creators to decide if its wrong to partake in
>>220806200This but unironically, this show was cancelled for a reason and has youtube imitators nowadays who literally falsely harass people and shit for views.
>>220810033the balls on that guy
>>220813229Ethan Klein as Jeff Sokol
>>220815112Easy pedo supply is under pedo demand so those channels end up punching 19 yos who was convinced to go on a date with a 17 yo.
>>220814816It was canceled because a DA in Dallas got caught and ack'd. He chatted with the decoy but didn't go to the sting house. Cops got a warrant, went to arrest him and raided his house. He blew his brains out during the raid. His family sued MSNBC over it and they settled out of court.
Hansen's smartest move was ditching Perverted Justice (the original vigilante he worked with) for his newer shows.PJ caught a lot of sick people, but they were often sloppy, if you read in depth about them a ton of catches got thrown out of court because they lost the evidence. A few times they refused to hand over the evidence (fuck knows why). And a few times the cases were thrown out of court because the decoys were so aggressive it was successfully argued that the men had reason to believe that no real teenager would act this way. I saw one like that were the guy told the decoy to leave him alone and stopped messaging her, she messaged him back later saying shit like "just come over you fag pussy." The best pred catchers are Alex Rosen's team because they travel all over the country and have decoys working social media and the dark web. When you see some chomo trying to buy a six year old from her parents get busted, seeing a socially awkward looser try to date a fifteen year old just doesn't hit the same.
>>220810033chris roberts?
>>220812767is andy garcia still around?
>>220815516Agreed. This guy is the only legit good one and he makes Hansen and the rest look like a joke to be honest. He consistently gets guys who admit to legitimately arresting their own children, sending and sometimes even producing child porn of toddlers and infants and shit. Some autist in his 20s trying to fuck a 15 year old who showed him attention and who he only contacted in the first place because her fake social profile said she was of age is a whole different realm from some of the freaks this guys bagged who admit to watching fucking infant rape. People like that unironically need to be removed from society permanently
>>220815565>arresting their own children*molesting
>>220815516You can still find all of the Perverted Justice chat logs from the early 2000s online AFAIK. Most of them never made it on Hansen.One of the worst they caught was some faggot with a shit fetish, and in the convo, the decoy volunteers the info that he refers to his turds as Cosbys.
>>220805381he's so terrible
>>220815578it was a house of cosbys
>>220815516The police and (more hit or miss) courts are so dumb to fall for this shit. It's worth noticing that they didn't always - when tcap first came about it was essentially laughed at, criticized and thrown out. Anyone with any sense can see it's stupid, for a whole host of reasons that only a complete moron can't see. But the gradual enshittification of society I'm afraid has progressed to the police and court system and they slowly started to give in to the lowbrow mobs that like this shit.
>>220812752
>>220805381This trailer is really cool, but it has me thinking, could you making an entire movie framed like this? Broken up into four 4:3 panels?
>>220815741Only the first season was laughed at because hansen did zero research. Groups doing the same thing had to kick in his door to tell him there were laws he could use to get jail time for his contestants.
>>220813161only pedos cry about this
>>220814552>pedophiles aren't mentally illPeople are so desperate for someone they can unconditionally hate it's insane. Being sexually attracted to pre-pubescent girls/boys is obviously the result of a mental illness, tard.
>>220815415How did they get a warrant if he didn't do anything but chat?
>>220814627DEAR GOD WON'T SOMEONE PROTECT THE 20 YEAR OLD BABY
>>220815516I cant believe the predator catchers these days that will use like 28 year old chicks that look 35 and weight near 200 lbs to act like teens, its so fucking weird when the guy shows up and hes half convinced this is just some roleplay thing
>>220805381>Booty Warrior wont make an appearancefrig off with this shit
>>220816495their live decoys usually do suck, but the girl with the annoying voice that predator poachers uses works pretty well and is pretty funny with her annoying voice. the 'pedo mom sing house' episodes are all solid
new death grips album?
>>220816495>so like I was saying, after I got back from my second tour in Iraq my bitch ex wife left me and the fucking kike judge gave her full custody, now I have to go to therapy and anger management if I want to have unsupervised visits, can you believe that shit?>anyways I'm about to go hit the bench press in the garage, can you come spot me?>uh fuck I mean uh me my mommy and my daddy live here
But you see how this thread looks
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>>220805381Trailer looks kino desu. I was unsure about the premise, but this looks like they are going to nail it. Props to Pattinson.
Pattinson might become one of my favorite actors. I just wish he avoided the midwit trap of the Reeves Batman films.
>>220805381>Oh no, those poor child molesters
>>220817441I just love how he does a voice for every movie. It's kino.
>>220815516Alex actually catches legit pedophiles. I was watching the new episode of Takedown and they are literally using 16 year old decoys now to catch 20 year olds lol
i have watched this trailer 20 times now. holy kino
how do the fuck does he do all these voice changes wtf
I saw this movie at a test screening in early April. Robert Pattinson is great but the movie is meandering and unfocused in a really odd way, like it's trying to be a dark comedy and an edgy suspense thriller at the same time. Phoebe Bridgers and Eric Rahill are both in it in small but memorable roles
>>220805381he cant be this desperate for cash, the fuck is this
>>220820464Is it adapting any particular episode or is it just doing its own thing?
he was only ever good in that csi show with the glasses going YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH or whatever
>>220820493HANNNNSON, GET OUT HERE YA YELLOW BELLY RAT, THIS VILLAGE BICYCLE ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US TO RIDEFILL YOUR HANDS YA SUNNOFABITCH
>>220820514Cast him
>>220805381of course they'd try to make a movie about arresting pedos into some morally grey thriller
>>220820524too easy
>>220815516PJ era was the most entertaining since the police weren't there to intimidate the pedophiles right off the bat. There hasn't been a good meme since Big Tex over 7 years ago.
>>220820493mostly does its own thing, but the climactic sequence is based on the tragic incident that led to the show's cancellation
>>220820600>tragic
>>220806768>Many a young girl lost her cunny to my tradeSeems better. But lol
>>220805496>>220805567forgot to mention that the show was ultimately cancelled because they kept getting closer and closer to performing the stunt on important people, and that the show led to a guy blowing his brains out.
>>220805381NeatThey gonna talk about how the show got cancelled when after they went through the mook pedos they started going after the pedos in local governments?
>>220815937If it's a mental illness, why was it considered normal in many ancient empires, and in many countries around the world?Why is marrying children still legal in many modern US states today?
>>220820514AND THE WHIRLWINDIS IN THE THORNTREETHE VIRGINS ARE ALLTRIMMING THEIR WICKS
>>220805567The pedo hunter genre of youtubers are all complete trash. Its just misery porn and I dont see how anyone gets entertainment from seeing sick people like this baited over and over again. Its not really justice either. Hanson did at least tackle it in a mature and respectable way but youre right about some of the people just being mentally disabled loners. I dont know how many of these specific types would have ever done something like this without a girl constantly egging them on.
>>220805381>PRIMETIMEis this in reference to the fact that for girls their Prime Time is age 14-16?
i really don't see this working as a filmto catch a predator was half comedy half drama, this movie seems to be serious biz and im not having it
>>220815780exactly who I thought of first
