bro seems legitimately shook about Pratt, dedicating a long mostly joke-free segment to lay out his disingenuous pilpul version of the story, carefully admitting 'sure he's got some fair points, but come on, a TV star? people take this guy seriously? I mean, folks!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_MBX1Mu4EQ
>>220806687>but come on, a TV star? people take this guy seriously?>said the TV actor, sincerely crying about politics for the ten millionth time on his show
not a bot, so I won't be watching the kimmelslop
>>220806687Buy an ad, Jimmy
Can you transcribe everything
>>220806687>long mostly joke-free segmentHow is this different from normal?
>>220806687Please kill yourself
>>220806687I just see him as a weeping jewish bitch.
>>220806687These late night tv hosts sure have big egos for being white-noise background entertainment for insomniac boomers
>>220806687>Jimmy Kimmel?>a TV star?>people take this guy seriously?>I mean, folks!
Being hated by a retarded faggot like Kimmel is a good qualification. Never heard of this Pratt guy but I'd give him a shot if he upsets Jimmy.
>>220806687Yeah, but... he's spitting facts, fr.
This guy is a designated EoT: Enemy of Trump. As a proud meme war veteran of Kekistan's /tv/ division, he is my sworn enemy and I would gladly lay down my life for these ideals.
>>220806687Ngl, he was cooking. He had me lowkenuinely shook.
Wasn't the current mayor a literal terrorist when she was younger? Is he arguing that someone who's been a dreanged political extremeist for most of her life is ok but a random guy from LA who worked in the entertainment industry 20+ years ago is some dangerous unknown that can't be trusted? Also she burned the guys house down and let her friends steal the money that was raised to help the victims.
They should have him do a segment where they send him to Florida to ride a gator with a muzzle but don't tell him one of the gator caretakers is going to dropkick him into a pond full of gators without muzzles and then he's eaten alive.
I can't wrap my head around these "people" and their obsession with a geriatric old boomer. Like... how do you devote that much time, effort and attention to someone, so much so that it pushes your loved ones away and you literally think about this old dude 24/7? And in Kimmel's case, his opening joke didn't even make sense, 1 in 6 sentences were a Drumpf or administration compliment, that's not even a lot. The fuck?How the fuck did we get here, late night hosts used to be so kino and didn't rely on vulgarity or obsession. I know it's cause of the jews trying to prevent class warfare but still...
>>220807294Yes
>>220807444how come she's mayor now?
>>220807547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4
>>220806687buy an ad disneycunt
reminder that this fag cried over an old lion being shot so his tears come very cheap
>>220807441I thought there was a time after the first term where they would move on. They just shit and piss in their diapers for the next four years about him even when he wasn't in office, and now of course they've doubled down again. The Orange Man Bad Power Hour only has so much shelf life and this is the slowest fucking news cycle in a while.they just have to make shit up to be mad about most nights. I am teminded of Two Scoops being a thing
>>220807441Because nobody cares about late night tv anymore but at least some people care about nothing besides politics. When Colbert started his show it wasn't political at all. They switched to all politics because the ratings sucked.
>>220807594He also cries while demanding people have less human rights and cheers on political violence. The guy is scum.
>>220806687rightoids want convicted criminals running the country
>>220807547she's brown
>>220807547Nigger.
>>220806687What are the odds this guy makes it to the end of his contract?
>>220807910He'll probably have a heart attack before Trump does with how often he's an emotional wreck on air
>>220807624Reminder
>>220806687Tell us more about how the man on TV outraged you.
>>220808119>Tell us more Jimmy about how the man from TV running for mayor outraged you.
>>220806851
>>220808146Yes, please do.
>>220808165How is this supposed to be wrong?
>>220808230How is it supposed to be funny? It sounds interchangeable with Rachel maddow?
>>220808275Ir's hilarious if you aren't in the Trump cult (like most of America).
>>220808324Why?
>>220808324Now post the democrats approval rating.
>>220806687>dedicating a long mostly joke-free segmentKimmel telling a joke would be novel at this point, anon.
>>220807547>>220807444>>220807294lefties don't have any issues with supporting literal terrorists. Rhom Emanual however the fuck you spell his name, obongo's chief of staff, mayor of chicago and ambassador to japan under brandon is the son of an actual literal jewish terrorist who was in like the jewish version of the IRA who bombed muslim kids and somehow that made him richNelson Mandela was in prison for his role in planning a terrorist attack where they were going to bomb a fucking train station.
>>220808353we dont want to die for israel and while he is deporting a token amount of mexicans, he's still letting millions of jeets flood in(legally)
>>220806687Jimmy Kimmel, no truer friend of power.
Dang I'm starting to think both sides of the political spectrum, particularly the most vocal, are full of hypocrites and buffoons
>>220807441all of the old guard don't talk about politics boomers like Carson and Leno, who were lefties, retired. Like Carson and Leno are absolutely left wing as fuck, but they don't or didn't think one man should tell another man how to think or behave when it came to politics. Fallon is probably a lefty but at least he realizes his job is lol sillyman.Honestly it's probably the fault of those jews Stewart and Colbert. Stewart always bitches about the divisiveness but he used to call Bush a faggot retard and then give Kerry softball questions and then when called on it he just did the >but I'm the le haha silly clown man, it doesn't count that people are trying to get their news from me and I'm super partisan and vulgar Like a lot of this shit is specifically Jon Stewart and the Daily Show and Bill Maher's fault because they pushed the super vulgar insult based "edutainment" version of politics. Like it doesn't actually educate but you know how edutainment is a thing. they were like the politainment shows and then that leaked into the mainstream tv shows via colbert and conan
>>220808410"The democrats" aren't in power, remember?
>>220806687the funniest thing that could possibly happen is getting his throat slit on his own show live
>>220808576How DARE he make fun of a sitting elderly unpopular president. The NERVE of him!
>>220808638Why?
>>220807594>>220807687>no, don't shoot the old lion who can't cum and is preventing new lions from being born not only that but like, how the fuck do they expect ass fuck Africa to pay for shit? Lions and the other charismatic big game animals are pests like wolves and coyotes. The africans would kill them all like American and yurothirdie farmers killed all the wolves and then do slash and burn agriculture like the brazilians do. the only reason the africans have lions and shit and have those massive game and wildlife preserves and international parks is because white people will pay money to go see, photograph and shoot lions and stuff. Japan made hunting hard as shit and now people are getting eaten by bears and then guess what, the government pays army guys to go shoot the bears or lions or whatever anyway. In Africa not only are they selling tags for the lions, but you are required by law to go through certain hunting companies that employ hundreds of Africans
>>220807688you can go look up legal analysis on Trump's NY convictions. The DA literally violated Trump's constitutional rights in order to secure the conviction and if they ever go to an appeals trial Trump will win due to the unconstitutional irregularities. The whole thing was fucking stupid, by the way. Literally no one gave a shit about the novel bullshit he was convicted of, that's why they do the 34 felonies instead of pointing out the actual crimes he allegedly did. And his poll numbers went up as a result of the convictions because everyone saw it as a kangaroo court and they were the weakest of all of the criminal charges put against him
>>220808623Did I say they were?
>>220808757Did Jimmy?
>>220808755holy migger cope batman
>>220808794Did Jimmy post the chart?
>>220806687>shocked by PrattQRD?
>>220808324>let me tell you about your countryyou aren't American. also see >>220808410dems are somehow polling worse than Trump. Like Trump is unironically the most nationally liked politician
>>220808836Why would he need to? He wasn't making fun of the party not in power.
>>220808516a. you aren't Americanb. you want to die for israel, but blue, while the southern border is completely open, the dems import 1 billion jeets, but blue, and the dems ban guns
>>220808870And he never will. Now fuck off with your pilpul.
>>220808863>b-b-but whatabout the democratsJimmy made fun of Biden plenty from 2020-2024.>y-y-you aren't AmericanAhh there it is. Now say the other cultist line.
>>220807441It's weird how people talk or even thunk about someone as insignificant as the President. So weird.
>>220808890cool nazi buzzword, grampa
>>220808641he never made fun of brandon >>220808815we get it. you are from poland or some other left wing globo homo third world shithole.What do you think trump was convicted of? you can go check the polls, Trump literally jumped like 15 points in the polls the week he got convicted and even the lawyers they had on NPR pointed out that Bragg did a bunch of irregular bullshit like not actually stating the charges until the end in order to make it more likely that there would be a conviction but it made it so Trump could appeal because Bragg violated the constitution.
>>220808906It’s actually a Hebrew word, you Nazi.
>>220806687How big is Jimmy’s pussy these days? I’m guessing about 12”?
>>220808583Colbert was ironically a lot more effective before he just became a liberal mouthpiece. His satire was a lot stronger than his whinging.
>>220808953Calm down gramps, take your heart medicine before you get stroke out again. It's really weird how miggers always get outraged over shows you don't watch which you aren't part of the intended audience.>You're polish!Really weird thing for a /pol/lack to say.
>It's actually a Hebrew word, you Nazi.
>>220808838some actor who lives in LA had his house burn down in one of the fires there and is running for mayor as a republican and it's shocking because it seems like he actually has a chance of winning because the dems have spent the last 20+ years running the most unpopular corrupt communist pieces of shit who have been embezzling money and being generally incompetent for mayor.Like for some reason the california political machine only pushes actual terrorists like the current mayor, rapists like swalwell, chinese spies like swalwell and finestine and incompetent retards like newscome and harris>>220808870he wasn't making fun of the dems when brandon was president and he doesn't make fun of the dems when they control every level of government outside of the federal government where he lives>>220808892>Jimmy made fun of Biden plenty from 2020-2024.nope>Ahh there it is. you literally aren't. you are some kind of third worlder from like poland or greece of some other third world country >>2208089942/3rds of white men under 40 voted for trump, polish muslim thirdie
>>220809012Excellent argument, Seth.
>>220809043>I'M OUTRAGED@!!! HE OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE!!11Are you going to cry about it again?
>>220808986absolutely
>>220808983I’d reckon atleast a foot. He gets DP gaped every night by Barack and Michelle.
>>220807066>Never heard of this Pratt guy but I'd give him a shot if he upsets Jimmy.oh you should see how he makes redditors seethe.https://old.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1tq8zko/leftist_rae_huang_tweets_support_for_farright/https://old.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1tq4xga/poll_shows_bass_raman_and_pratt_locked_in_tight/https://old.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1tpfpak/coordinated_fake_homeless_takeover_videos_were/https://old.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1tpn5n9/spencer_pratt_cyber_bullied_a_real_hero_of_the/These are just from the past 24 hours.
>>220809049Oh we're not arguing, you're being mocked.
>>220809064I'm just pointing out that you are a yuropean tranny so nothing you say matters because you live in the third world and not the US
>>220808986Bush era was unironically funnier.
>>220807294When the fires broke out, she hopped on a flight to Ghana to have cocktails with Biden and King Shakazulu. Her deputy mayor? On house arrest for calling in a fake bomb threat pretending to be pro-pallistinian.
>>220806687
>>220807066>>220809078dems are upset that he wants to ban illegal street racing and fund the fire department because his house burned down and that he wants to get rid of all of the homeless drug addicts on the streetBasically if dems just ran a normal fucking candidate for mayor that person would win, but since dems only run the most batshit retarded corrupt pieces of shit like Eric Adams people are fed up with the incompetence and are voting for the>let's not have people's houses burn down and illegal street racingguy
>>220809093I'm neither a troon nor euro, but you're definitely Indian.
>>220809153They are more scared he's going to defund their migration fraud schemesNotice how they're all uniting against him
>>220809153I love it when miggers tell people how dems feel. It's kind of like when Jimmy tells his audience how chuds feel.
>>220809153>dems are upset that he wants to ban illegal street racingWhy are you making shit up?
>>220809194Making shit up is literally all they have at this point.
>>220809170nope. I'm white and American. 2/3rds of white men under 40 voted for Trump. you are clearly a tranny from the third world nation of yurop and that's why you hate Trump and want open borders, gun bans and trannies >>220809185I love when yuropoors like you try to tell me about my own country, thirdie
>>220809185Every dem and dem voter is either a brown welfare recipient or a mentally ill, self-hating white on SSRIsThere are no exceptions
>>220809085I’m being mocked for knowing etymology and not being a blithering moron like you?
>>220809194>wants to ban illegal street racingIf its illegal then its already banned you low IQ bag of trash lmaoooo
>>220809194>>220809201>After his home in Pacific Palisades was destroyed in the Palisades Fire in January 2025, he sued the city of Los Angeles and pushed for an investigation into California Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Karen Bass. On the one-year anniversary of the fire, he announced his intent to run for mayor of Los Angeles in 2026. He is a registered Republican in the non-partisan race. His policy positions include increased funding for the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), decreasing homelessness funding, and cracking down on street takeovers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Pratt>A sideshow (so-called in the San Francisco Bay Area, and a street takeover in the Los Angeles area[1][2]) is an informal and often illegal demonstration of automotive stunts now often held in vacant lots, and public intersections, originally seen in the East Bay region of the San Francisco Bay Area, United States. Sideshows first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as informal social gatherings of Bay Area youth.[3]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideshow_(automobile_exhibition)it's literally the first thing on wikipedia, lil bro
>bro seems legitimately shook
>>220808679Wasn't it a jeet in Japan that was killed by the bear?
>>220809093buddy, the US is thrid world
>>220809336a bunch of nips got eaten by a bear. it's something crazy like they had 32 or 52 bear attacks. some wrestling ref for stardom and marigold got eaten>>220809363The US is the SINGULAR first world country. that's why we went to the moon and have AC and yurop is too gay and retarded to put a man in space or invent AC
>>220809185>miggersit's cute when leftists try and act all hard
Even lifelong Dem activists like actress Thora Birch can't deny he makes good points. They can't hate him. Dems might actually be in trouble.
>>220809388the US is a brown shithole, stfu
>>220809363More Europeans die from heat than Americans die from gun violence.
>>220809336What the hell bear lives in Japan besides pandas?
Jimmy Kimmel has an enormous pussy.
>>220809396Where are you posting from?
>>220809401I hope you're pretending to be retarded.
>>220806687Sis boom bah?
>>220809396>she says, while posting on an American website, about an American tv show, about American politics in the American language on the American internet because she lives in a third world country that does not have any AC, culture or indoor toiletseven more humiliating for you then, since the US has about 30 more IQ points per person on average than your third world country
>>220809398based>>220809401blackbears >>220809452she lives in some third world country that doesn't have indoor plumbing like greece
>>220809391Welp, found the migger.
>>220807441>uh he's just some dude that started a war over nothing and doubled your gas prices, get over it! obsessed much??
>>220809588Don’t you have an electric fagmobile or scooter or walkable city? Why would you care you don’t even have a job.
>>220809627uh oh melty!
>>220809588>started a war over nothingwhich one?
>>220809588gas prices are still less than they were under brandon and most of obongo's term. why would I care about dead muslims? also it's based because it's causing a fuel shortage in yurop and india and that's funny as fuck. I hope it lasts long enough for yurop and india to starve to death
>>220809588>trying to make nukes and slaughtering tens of thousands of your own civilians and declaring death to America for decades>nothingAlright
>>220809688>Oy vey! lol
>>220809633You’re just wasting everyone’s time you just post retarded projection and bad faith arguments. Stop replying to me.
>>220809673>gas prices are still less than they were under brandon and most of obongo's termI love the immediate ingenuous impulse to compare two presidents who had shit out of their control happen to raise gas prices during their term, and a president that made a stupid choice to go to war for israel that directly doubled my gas costs.
>>220809713Look how he got the upper hand by calling you Jewish. This is very bold and has never been tried before.
>Look how he got the upper hand by calling you Jewish. This is very bold and has never been tried before.
>>220809744>biden had no control of the keystone pipeline and when he lied about closing it and regulating the fuck out of oil drilling to the point in which it wasn’t profitable created a shortage
>>220809776 Haha he did it again where he quotes you and posts a silly drawing! Totally btfo.
>>220809787The Keystone Pipeline was Canadian oil you moron.
>>220809744Why would I care about your gas prices being doubled in yurop?also the gas prices under brandon were 100% brandon's fault. he banned all of the small shale companies from operating so his buddies in the standard oil-bp-iran-venezuala cartel could price fix and jack up prices >>220809787this>>220809804>canadian oil doesn't affect global oil supplies>iranian oil does
>>220809787The Keystone pipeline had nothing to do with the gas price spike during Biden's term and you know this but you'd still rather be a liar than have a real conversation
>>220809818>Why would I care about your gas prices being doubled in yurop?Do you care about them being doubled in America?
>>220809818>>canadian oil doesn't affect global oil supplies>>iranian oil doesCorrect. Jesus christ just stop posting until you learn how the oil market works.
>>220809821Yes it did you gay blowjob. He also promised he wouldn’t close it and then did on his first day of office.
>>220809845That poster is an Indian village boy so probably not.
>>220809855Believe it or not I was an adult driving a car when that gas price spike happened, I know when it happened and exactly what caused it, and I have no interest in engaging with liars.
It's hard to find someone more out of touch than a burger complaining about gas prices (the lowest in the civilized world) while their share of global oil production is expanding faster than ever.
>>220809845you were bitching about your gas prices, you don't live in the US>>220809866nah, I'm American. unlike you samefagito>>220809846>no candian oil doesn't affect the markets because it just doesn't ok
>>220809880cars are illegal in your third world yuropean country, homosabi>>220809891the US is the only civilized country. yurop is a third world shithole that doesn't have AC or indoor toilets
>>220809897>you were bitching about your gas prices, you don't live in the USI live in a cherry red state. Gas was 2.40 per gallon the weekend before we bombed Iran and it's 4.19 today.
>>220809880Did Biden promise not to cancel the pipeline?
>>220809932Yeah it would have been much lower after Iran nuked telaviv right?
>>220806723
>>220809932you live in one of those faggot yuro countries like hungry or portugal or estoniayou aren't American. you've never been to the US. you don't own a gun or a car or an indoor toilet
>>220809891i watched top gear (2002) from pretty much the first ep and their gas prices were $8+ back then on top of all the other congestion charges and taxes. britain seemed to hate the car even nearly 25 years ago
>>220809960Wow yeah, thank god we saved the israelis! America First btw.
>>220809960NTA but literally everything in the world would be better if that happened. But Iranians are huge moralfags who consider nukes to be inherently unethical due to mass killing civilians.
>>220809960>WE HAD TO SAVE TEL AVIV!you guys cannot be real at this point
>>220809982>>220809995>>220810020>what is mutually assured destruction
>>220809982>>220810020Israel would have nuked Tehran in retaliation. Do you think that would bring down oil prices?
>>220808324>>220808623>trump is bad, but the democrats are worseVANCE 2028 BABY
Jimmy Kimmels vagina is a stinky
>>220808755>uuuhhhhh nobody achtually cares about financial crimes
>>220810070I don't know what it would really cost you to just admit that the war was obviously a mistake and a misstep. Trump very obviously thinks so. Sliding and contorting your entire worldview just to excuse it makes you guys look like lunatics.
>>220810111>Trump very obviously thinks so.What?
>>220809968they were driving around cars that cost like 4,000 yuropoor dollars too>>220809995saar, the muslims are the good guys, saar!
>>220810070Dude. It never would have happened because Iran isn't building nukes. Jews are just doing Securing the Realm memo plans. Bibi fucking co-wrote it. It's entirely 100% a play to become the dominant unchallenged power in the region.And they fucked it all up and are stuck forever having a strong Iran. Kek
>>220810106his poll numbers went up after. he didn't do financial crimes. those "convictions" we because he paid stormy daniels to not talk about an affair. idk how the fuck that is a felony and neither do the courts since he's appealing that shit and bragg had to make up a new crime to charge him with>>220810111nta but the war literally does not affect me, why would I care? you must me a yuropoor or some other kind of thirdie because no one in the US actually gives a shit when we bomb third worlders. you remind me of a retard on /k/ who said vance was unelectable because vance was mean to that jewish dictator. as though anyone in the US gives a shit about foreign policy or anyone outside of the US. Vance could have held that jewish manlet dictator down and raped him and it wouldn't affect the election.
>>220810176Iran are the good guys, yes. Israel is pure evil and needs to be dismantled.
>>220810183And with a little bit of luck - Bibis out SOON.I cant believe that the only group that can bully Israel - is ultra orthodox Israelis. Its beautifully hilarious.
>>220809995>who consider nukes to be inherently unethical due to mass killing civilians.you are very clearly on crack they’ve killed over 30k of their own civilians fore drones and rockets into non military targets all the time. The bombed the Dubai airport several times.
>>220810183>the muslims were good boys, they weren't doing nothing>>220810253>the muslims that chant death to America are the good guys
>>220810250>but his poll numbers!Now THIS is the migger cope I came to this thread for.
>>220810253Go fight for Iran then. Fly over there and see how fast they kidnap and behead you.
>>220810266Yeah yeah yeah, and 40 beheaded babies in ovens and roller coasters and gas chambers
>>220810283In this case that's entirely correct, jew
>>220810284this is something that happened in 2024, retard. he won the election you third world moron. the week after he was "convicted" in NYC his polling numbers went up 15 points in an election he won. This is a point of fact. idk what you are even trying to prove. his numbers with dems didn't change after the convictions and his numbers with republicans and independents literally improved in an election that he then won
>>220806687what a mealy mouthed faggot, I can't believe this is the same guy that hosted the man show
>>220806687The same miserable, degenerate retards are afraid of Pratt, for the same reason they absolutely hated Trump - he's been around hollywood freaks and knows what they are and what they've done.
>>220810315Only the precious Muslims tell the truth right? They also rub their dicks on babies and fuck 9 year olds as mandated by law. I’m no fan of Jews either but at least they don’t have pedophiles codified by a raging desert pervert.
>>220810343Yes of course. Trump dindu nuffin. He a good orange man except for his name showing up dozens of times in the Epstein files.
>>220810378>They also rub their dicks on babiesWhere as Jew just disfigure them and mouth their genitals?Whats your point here?
>>220810378I don't give a shit about any of your gay religious esoteric issues, schizo. Iran is entirely in the right in this war and I'm glad they're winning
>>220810356He's just representing the viewpoint of most Americans.
It renews my faith in America when everyone across the country is rooting for Pratt as Mayor. Who knows. After he cleans up the streets of L.A., next stop Hollywood!
>>220810341I'm not jewish. I don't like third worlders who chant>death to AmericaI really don't like any foreigners other than the nips >>220810382see, even you admit that the 34 felonies are so fucking weak that you aren't even defending them or the charges, you are pivoting to his other alleged crimes. that's my whole fucking point. even the talking heads on NPR said the whole thing was retarded because no one gives a shit about what he was accused of in NYC AND NYC violated his constitutional rights to get the conviction and did a bunch of other irregular shit to get the conviction because it was all political theater. they would have been better off trying to charge him in one of the other states, but dems went for the "easy win" and it literally helped trump with independents because people saw how retarded and corrupt it was
>>220810434>rooting for Pratt as MayorHes was a reality tv star. Either way, the cities going to get what it deserves.
>>220810378Jews have codified niece marriage and rules for raping 3 year olds. Let's not pretend they're not inbred tribal desert savages, here.But yeah. None of that shit is salient to the topic on hand. One jew is just having a typical schizoid crashout here.Anyway, Kimmel is a weird host. He's such a charisma vacuum. I don't get how he's still around
>>220810407>and I'm glad they're winningIsn’t the ayatollahs dead gay son being ragdolled around Tehran still or did they finally bury him?
>>220810407>when they kill your king, you winholy shit it's the muslim yuro thirdie who lives in a country that has never won a war claiming that iran is somehow winning by having it's king killed and it's nation turned to rubble
>>220810453Do you honestly think they just made up the charges against him? Do you think the jury was rigged?
>>220810407>Iran is winningNo one is winning with this bullshit
>>220810430which is why fewer than 200k people under 50 watch him and why Trump got elected twice and dems are polling worse than Trump?most Americans aren't open borders, pro tranny, pro faggot, pro baby murder, anti gun worst coast commies
>>220810457>Hes was a reality tv star.Speaks volumes when this is the only counterpoint your side has.You're right about L.A. though. If they vote to keep the Dumocrat who let their city burn down and replaced residents with homeless drug addicts, then fuck em! Build a wall around that motherfucker and let them rot just like "Escape From L.A." starring Snake Pliskin.
>>220810497>buzzwords and more strawmenSettle down, gramps.
>>220810486Iran is objectively richer than when the war started and even the most hawkish Centcom estimates say they have 90%+ capabilities from when it started. They have gained the strait.Israel achieved no objectives. America had to pull out emergency weapons from as far as South Korea to supplement losses.It's pretty humiliating, NGL.
>>220806687i have late night fatigue
LAUREN CONRAD HAS BEEF CURTAINS
>>220810526kek
>>220810533You should watch GUTFELD! instead - everybody does
Jimmy Kimmel has a vagina of the biggest magnitude.
>>220810559>just watch exact same thing except conservative
>>220810471she lives in one of those third world yuropean countries like poland that has never won a war so she doesn't know what winning looks like>>220810475you can go look up legal analysis. the judge's daughter works for the DNC, bragg had to flat out make up a new legal theory to charge him, they tried him in one of if not the most left wing districts in the country and they did a bunch of weird and illegal procedural shit like not requiring the jury to be unanimous in every step of the crime and not telling trump the specific crimes he was charged with even if he did do it, that was the first time those charges have ever been brought against someone for doing what he did and actual procedure of the trial broke a bunch of laws. it was the type of shit you expect to see in a third world shithole country like italy or spain where they don't have human rights. Not in the US where we have criminal rights built into our constitution>>220810521>no argumentI accept your concession, yurothirdie
>>220810472ZOG still can't do anything other than standoff munitions. Iran isnt in rubble, you goofy goober.But every American base in the region is, kek
>>220810519>"Escape From L.A." starring Snake Pliskin.way worse than escape from new york
>>220810559>>220810583Spencer Pratt is on Gutfeld! tonight unironically of course.
>>220810552May I see them?
>>220806687he always looks like he's on the verge of tears. what a weak mangina.
>>220810556>>220810526>third world yuropeans actually believe this >>220810602their king is dead and they can't export oil and they have no infrastructure. We sent in what, 1 carrier and lost fewer than 100 men while they lost hundreds of thousands? >when you kill your enemy, they win
>>220810628I think it's a drug or health issue or something. It's really weird
>>220810526Do you understand that we could delete their whole country over night without even using nuclear weapons? We’ve left their infrastructure and energy systems intact because we aren’t at war with the people of Iran. They’ve bombed their neighbors to the point where the UAE wants nothing to do with them and the saudis have dropped them as well.
>>220810612BASED! I didn't know actually. Hopefully Kat & Tyrus have the night off. They are annoying.
>>220810668You understand none of that matters right?
>>220810645>it's really weirdNot really, most people agree with him,
>>220810266>Iran BAD! They slaughtered 30k of their own people!! >source: Israel (jews) or ZOG USA (jews and jew collaborators) Very trustworthy information there, fellow gentile.
>>220810628>>220810645You mean, it's like he has mental illness that's destroying his brain/body in real time? If only they had a name for this syndrome.
>>220810686I this thread is still up by 6pm i will post who else is on tonight besides Spencer Pratt. But its probably Kat and Tyrus.
>>220810471>>220808883>>220808906>>220809205>>220809688where do these low IQ zogbots come from?
>>220810721Why do you suck dick for Islam? They hate you just as much as the Jews (if you are white), it it just that enemy of my enemy shit?
>>220810638>their king is deadIran hasn't had a king since disco was on the radio, brainlet>can't export oilChina is still buying it through 6 shell companies and a tanker named "Definitely Not Iranian Oil">lost fewer than 100 menwow you beat a country you're not willing to occupy, very cool. enjoy declaring victory for the 9th time while they wait you out again like every sand empire does.
>>220810794>zogbotsHilarious
>>220806687>broTotal Zoomer Death when?
>>220810718Explain how not sending Iran back to the stone age vs letting them have a chance to get their shit together doesn’t matter because I’ll bet you ask any Iranian citizen if they want to live in caves for the next 100 years they might have some qualms about it.
>>220810777Just give me Emily's delicious legs and it's all good. I wonder if Kimmel is going to host Mayor Bass on his platform?
>>220810668>>220810851>we could actually win anytime we want!Same exact cope as the russians.
>>220810855FCC rules says if he has Karen Bass on he has to have Spencer Pratt on as well for an equal amount of time, kek.
>>220809960>no you don't understand, Iran was just 2 weeks away from getting a nuke, which they would immediately drop on IsraelAnd you want to STOP this???
>>220810794It's one guy having an episode
>>220810250>he didn't do financial crimes.He was literally convicted of them lol
>>220810890Republicans repealed that rule 15 years ago.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairness_doctrine#Formal_revocation
>>220810896See>>220810070
>>220810794>no you must be a zogbot if you don't care about dead muslimslmao, you are a retarded thirdie>>220810830>Iran hasn't had a king since disco was on the radio, brainletwhat do you think the ayotola was, retardo? their king is dead>China is still buyingnot really. the straight is closed. and india and yurop are dying without terrorist oil and that's funny>wow you beat a country you're not willing to occupy, very cool. enjoy declaring victory for the 9th time while they wait you out again like every sand empire does.the only part of this that matters are American lives. only 15 Americans died. sounds like we are winning. I get this doesn't make sense to you as a yurothirdie since yuroporian lives don't matter
>>220808324>its hilariousplease
>>220810899kek keep telling yourself that.
>>220810725I don't know. Does he have a condition? For real?
>>220810912Republicans have very vivid imaginations huh?>no you don't understand, Iran was just going to nuke Israel for uhhhhhh no reason at all, they were just 2 weeks away!
>>220810923I know this is going to blow your mind but making fun of the current president is like the #1 thing talk show hosts joke about. It's been that way for 70 years.
>>220810917>15 Americans died. sounds like we are winning.nota but THATS your argument? Your countries eating itself alive and way more americans are killing each other. How is Iran losing in that situation?
>>220810911That rule has nothing to do with people running for public office.
>>220810890That didn't mean shit to Colbert and CBS. They only had democrat candidates on their show.
>>220810959Ahh so you're retarded. Got it.
>pedophile>warmonger>has an army of followers who claim they don't worship him but will get violent if you insult himIsn't Trump just Muhammad?
>>220810720What does that have to do with it?
>>220810283>Iran are the good guys, they're actively fighting against jewish power and interests Fixed* and correct. >the Iranians that chant death to the jew-occupied and controlled American government are the good guys Objectively correct. >>220810453>I'm not jewish. I'm just actively advocating in favor of jew interests. So you're just a treasonous collaborator? >I really don't like any foreigners, but I ESPECIALLY don't like foreigners who fight against jewish power. or a dangerously stupid useful idiot for foreigners who have captured the US government through blackmail, bribery, murder, pedophilia, and terrorism?
>>220810906idk what third world shithole you live in, but in the US criminals have certain rights to a fair trial. Trump was denied those rights by bragg and the judge (the judge's daughter works for the DNC and the judge donates to dems). Should the trial go to an appeals court the charges will almost certainly be vacated. you may live in a third world shithole, but the US is a nation of laws and the American people do not like when corrupt members of government break those laws. that's why Trump's polling numbers improved after those unlawful kangaroo court convictions and why he won the presidency after those unlawful kangaroo court convictions. that trial literally hurt the democrats
>>220810959Amazing how they'll pretend to be retarded just to debate you now cause they got nothing else. >Pratt is a reality star he can't be Mayor of a homeless druggy shitholeActually, that sounds like the right man for Los Angeles.
>>220810899nah, that's you
>>220810936Jimmy has TDS. That's the joke. Except it stopped being funny over 10 years ago.
>>220810941>country that shouts death to America, death to israel is not going to attempt death to isreal
>>220811018What does tranny derangement syndrome have to do with it?
>>220810954they never did that under brandon or obongo>>220810958>let me tell you about your countrythirdie please. you have no idea what is happening in the US
>>220811048>they never did that under brandon or obongoThey did it constantly. You didn't watch it then and you still don't watch it now so why are you even complaining.
>>220811048They did. Didn't moralise as much but yeah it was there
>>220811048Im canadian. We cant escape you fucking savages.
>>220811018How is that a joke? You made up a fake mental illness to insult anyone who criticizes Trump, doesn't that make YOU the joke?
>>220810977it's less that and more that I don't like third worlders>>220810991>and controlled American government are the good guysforeigners aren't human at best. anyone who chant's "death to America" is the badguy>>I'm not jewish. I'm just actively advocating in favor of jew interests.being against a country that chants "death to America" is a jewish intrest?>>I really don't like any foreignersI don't like any foreigners. if trump said he was going to nuke every country other than the US and Japan I'd think that was based why the fuck should I care about dead foreigners?
>>220806687Kill yourself. Jimmy.
>>220811100It's a high IQ thing. You wouldn't get it.
>>220810971>The "equal time" rule—enforced by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC)—mandates that broadcast television and radio stations provide equivalent, comparable airtime to all legally qualified candidates running for the same public office if one candidate is allowed to appear.The application of this rule and related FCC enforcement regarding CBS, Kamala Harris, and Donald Trump involves two notable instances with 60 minutes on CBS.Dumb fucking nigger.
>>220811037Jimmy wore blackface as did his girlfriend Sarah Silverman. If they don't care about the plight of Black people, they certainly don't care about transgenders.
>>220811060>>220811078they didn't. they worshiped obongo>>220811081saar, I am canadian saar! I was borned in canada saar! it is my home country saar!lmao, shut the fuck up thirdie and learn to use a toilet
>>220811118You're missing the part where it was repealed in 2011 retard.
>>220810941They’ve been saying it for 50 years now. Are you calling the precious Iranians liars?
>>220811116If you're so high IQ, how did you get tricked by an obvious con artist?
>>220811128Based jimmy
>>220811128Based I'm voting democrat now thanks to your post.
>>220811150Well now that we've bombed a school full of Iranian schoolgirls, they certainly will stop hating us, rather than think that their hatred is now justified, right buddy?
>>220811150NTAWho is "they" in this statement? Bibi?
>JIMMY KIMMEL>PUSSY ENORMOUS
>>220811177This would be more effective in any other thread where the OP wasn't crying about what Jimmy Kimmel said.
>>220810977K than prove Trump is a pedophile and get rid of him, Vance can just be president. This administration is chemotherapy for America, I don't care whos in the big chair.
>>220811164No that was an Iranian false flag. Just like oct 4th remember? Anything that is inconvenient for the Muslims is actually the Jews doing it. Also, Trump keeps hiring people to kill himself, right?
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