>weather is nice>suddenly every boomer in a 20 mile radius starts mowing their lawnHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY MY KINOS WITH THIS RACKET!!!
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>>220806776skill issue. get a good home theater and it won't matter
Sabotage their lawnmowers
headphones baby
>>220806776Headphones: On.
>>220806776mow their lawns for cashola and watch kinos at night
noise cancelling headphones are a must for any sensitive young man
>>220806776go mow your lawn
>>220806776If the weather is so nice, maybe you could do something other than sitting around watching movies all day
My neighbor is a methhead with 5 kids and no job and they constantly ride past my house on dirt bikes and break into people's homes. I wish my neighbor would mow their lawn and then be quiet
>>220807194Sadly they have their limits
>>220807305Why isn't anyone reporting them to the police?
>>220807305Call the city to evict them. Those are squatters.
>>220807305You must live in the ghetto if people around them like you know about it but don’t do anything
>>220806776all zoomers should be euthanizedyou contribute nothingyou create nothingyou can't even provide interesting conversation or entertainmentyou have no valueand you won't continue the family lineso basically deletion and reclamation of your organic compounds as base resources would be the only useful thing you could do
>>220807781don't even mow their lawn either, fuckin' losers
you should've had a flock of cows eat all the grass so nobody would have to mow it
>>220807194Having to wear headphones just to get some peace and quiet in your own home is extremely cucked.
>>220806776>Open nearest window>Stick head out>"Am oan the nightshift"Failing that contact your local pic related.
>>220806776heh where i used to live there was a guy who would go out with a portable leaf blower whenever so much as a spec of a leaf fell on his lawn, glad i moved away from there
I can't hear anything outside over my AC
>>220806776For me it's the leaf blowers, edge trimmers & pressure washers
>>220807689They do, they have very public arrest record a mile long>>220807703I think the grandmother or something bought the house for them>>220807731Oh no, everyone cares and hates their guts. The cops are called on them almost every week. They're like roaches that won't die
My neighbors must be fucking vampires. They start mowing, trimming and blowing right at dusk and go at it well into the night. >>220808002I want to know what made boomers think that absolutely every stray blade of grass and leaf has to be blown off their property, no matter how fucking long it takes or how annoying they are to everything and everyone within 200 yards. It’s like an obsession.
>>220806776I have an airsoft gun I plink people with from the bushes.
I wear earplugs + noise cancelling headphones with all the windows and doors shut and those boomernigs are still penetrating my supple but well developed ear drums. I hope they all move on to electric versions.
>>220807865Even if i was completely alone i'd still wear headphones. Feels like entering a new world 100% centered around the movie you're watching or the task you're doing. Noise cancelling isn't necessary, just close the windows for a while if it gets too loud
Mowing is fine, the constant leaf blowers make no sense at all. I think the crews do it just to create the illusion of work.
>>220806776Headphones. I use them year-round to drown out the fucking noisy-ass mourning doves.
>>220806776>weather is nice>suddenly every woman in a 20 mile radius starts showing their toesHope my footbros are enjoying the start of flip-flop season.
>>220806776I'll take lawn mowers and the ice cream truck over car horns and police and ambulance sirens.
i cant hear whats going on outside. God bless american sized houses
>>220806776Live in the country with acerage.
>>220806776Some people have to live near a mosque which sounds like a drunken Tarzan at karaoke nigh who always does the same song.
>>220806776https://youtu.be/ke41QysEhuQ?
>>220806776If you hate lawnmowers, why did you move to a place that is surrounded by lawns? You are like those retards who buy a house next to a runway and then compain about low flyinh jets..
>>220806776Soundproof your house idiot
>>220811159heh, this image reminds me of my favorite show, Rick and Morty! it's a cartoon, but get this, it's for grown ups lol mind if i save your picture?
>>220811196That's intentional. They make it as annoying and unpleasant as possible so that you can't ignore it, to convince you that their community is even more prominent than it is.
>>220811658i don't understand how that wailing is allowed, i guess church bells are similar but those are almost always pleasant. they basically have an air raid siren
the boomer lady next door has a bunch of trees and theyre all grown now and the birds fucking chirp non stop from 7 to 6. its just constant annoying chirping, not even song. its like im in the middle of a jungle
>>220806776Are you watching TV outside?
Having a lawn at all is an outdated boomerismI have ripped out more than half my lawn and replanted prairie flowers. It's the ultimate solution to mowing
If everyone in a 20-mile radius (about **1,256 square miles**) started a gas lawnmower at the same time, it would trigger a localized environmental and sensory meltdown.Here is what that chaos looks like:### 1. The Acoustic WallA single gas mower hits about **90 decibels (dB)**. Multiply that by hundreds of thousands of lawns in a typical suburban/urban radius, and the overlapping sound waves would create a relentless, deafening roar. Outdoors, you’d face a constant **80 to 85 dB** white noise machine across the entire zone—similar to standing next to heavy highway traffic. You'd have to shout just to be heard.### 2. An Instant Smog ChamberSmall mower engines lack the catalytic converters found in cars. The EPA notes that running one gas mower for an hour emits as much pollution as driving a car for 100 miles.Simultaneously starting hundreds of thousands of them would dump a massive cocktail of carbon monoxide, volatile organic compounds (VOCs), and nitrogen oxides (NO_x) into the air. Within 20 minutes, a thick, blue-grey cloud of smog would trap the region. The Air Quality Index (AQI) would skyrocket into the "Hazardous" zone, causing burning eyes, coughing, and forcing anyone with asthma indoors.### 3. The Smell and HeatThe scent of freshly cut grass would be entirely choked out by the overpowering stench of unburnt fuel and heavy oil. Furthermore, thousands of combustion engines churning out heat, paired with a sudden, heat-trapping smog layer, would cause a noticeable, temporary spike in the local temperature.### The AftermathWhen the engines finally stop, the silence would be jarring, but the pollution would remain. It would take hours for a strong breeze to clear the massive, stagnant dome of exhaust, leaving the entire 20-mile circle hazy for the rest of the day.
>>220811777chirp!
>>220806776>weather is nice>everyone in my country spontaneously combusts because we don't have AC
>>220811308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4
>>220811879Thank you, ChatGPT, very cool!
>>220806776you're supposed to mow your lawn with them you fucking monster
>>220806776if you go out and mow the lawn, or offer to mow the lawn of an elderly neighbour, you'll feel tons better. and if you do it regularly your life will probably improve.youll have people to talk to, sunshine on your face mood will go up, light exercise, maybe even some small income.
>>220811308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHCg8mHzuz0
>>220811569No, you can't It's mine!
>>220806776I know what you meanIt's like people hate nature and hate serenity. I've been yelling at everyone about their bullshit noise. It's gotten quieter. They're scared of me
>>220812200Based feared anon
>>220811777https://youtu.be/LqSkYMmyUWU?
>>220812200grass has to be cut. It's a matter of public health and safety.
>>220806776wait until they go to bed
>>220806776Go out to the local park or whatever and approach women you doofus.
Past a certain age, a man watching movies in the middle of a weekday is a bad thing
>>220812304working is gay
Would you rather live surrounded by houses with unappealing overgrown grass?
>>220812347other people's lawns are not my business
>>220812347yes
count yourself lucky you have a house, I do aswell but. live near the woods so theres not a lot of nearby laws but my landlord still manages to be extremely noisy other ways. I was a city fag for 9 months and I'd never go back, when I had a band anyways it was way easier to jam with a house
This is why I love my studio in the city, flyover cucks will never understand
>>220812347Overgrown grass is not unappealing, anything that makes a yard look more like a wild area is appealing. But you have to have trees.
>Finally a thread dedicated to the music of my people
>>220812410(You)
>>220812410I'll take noisy lawnmowers over polluted air and stab wounds thanks
It's far worse when they do this shit early on weekends when I have a hangover and I'm trying to sleep.
>>220812347how is this a serious sentiment that some large number of boomies believe? A large overgrown lawn is a fascinating biome and until it becomes hostile it is beautiful, I'm not a fag who hates nature no matter where it is. I'll probably never own a house but the thought of having some HoA telling me I have to destroy awesome parts of my house like that is depressing, god I hope they'd let me get away with an overgrown backyard at least, wife feels the same way shes an old school hippy (still loves America though god bless her)
>>220812450divine punishment for being shit at moderation
>>220812410if you have a car then I have no debate, if you do not then your life is infinitely worse than any car owning flyover in America, a car is the key to freedom in our country and being a prisoner at the whim of the public transport system is a miserable lifestyle, you'll probably say oh I don't need that my NYC has so much public transport, I live in New Jersey and manhatten is an hour bus ride I know everything about the transport system, you probably convinced yourself you'd never want to leave the city or visit the woods or see something cool, I'm an adult and when I have free time I like to take the wife and kids on big adventures whether its forests in up state NY, the ocean in south jersey, niagara falls, or countless other places. Last week I went to the least densely populated town in New Jersey full of abandoned houses and we walked through these places reclaimed by nature before we hit some beautiful creek spots. Enjoy taking your bus and train to places like that, you've already convinced yourself you'd never want to go to these places you're unable to reach, have fun at your bar later tonight better make sure to catch that subway schedule, and steer clear of the loud joggers talking to themself
>>220812582you're not wrong but chill out lmao
>>220812582BaitedAlso, try line breaks
>not having foam noise canceling insulation double layer concrete walled basement home theaterGit gud
Ngl, I do enjoy these lawn rescue vids, makes me want to get a truck & go around fixing lawns https://youtu.be/EAPHBu6dapc?
don't you 3rd worlders have guns there in burgerland? just shoot them
Since I've been unemployed I've noticed patterns. Every weekend the dog-owning retards just leave their dog out all day in the backyard, barking non-stop at pedestrians, cars, whatever. And during the week that dog gets maybe 1 hour a day tops of barking.And dog owners are completely content with this. Just a totally normal week for them. "Yep, that's my dog, just barking at everything."
>>220812958My neighbor had a dog that was left outside and fucking howled for hours. I don't understand how these people are completely okay with annoying the whole neighborhood.
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I see people mow their lawn, leaf blow the entire yard to collect the clippings, and put them in a yard bag with a sticker they pay for on the curb. Why on earth do people do this?
>>220807865That's just modern life. If you can't change something you adjust.
Who the hell watches tv during the day? I can only watch at night, and after dinner is eaten
>>220808002>>220809793The leafblowers drive me up the wall. A few days back I watched one of those retards with two of them strapped to his chest and back just wandering around. Not a leaf in sight, the blowers going full blast.
>>220812457I agree with you, but overgrown lawns also become homes for pests. There's a balance to find, you can't just let it go wild.
>>220812107>you're supposed to mow your lawn with them you fucking monsterClose. You're supposed to mow your lawn with A fucking Monster. (a Dew, beer, or iced tea will also suffice)
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>>220813397This. I wait for the night so I can watch in darkness just like the way kinos are meant to be viewed
>>220806776kids these days...
>>220809941 like 9 years ago some cute milf left her strappy sandals on a bench at a waterpark I went to and I sniffed them. They smelled like lotion with a faint foot smell. Almost went in for a lick but I heard somebody comingI think of that every time summer is approaching now, with glee!l
>>220812421Some Mexicans moved in by me, such a loud culture.
>>220813758nah melatonin people screaming at each other is just their natural way of communicating bro
>>220813621https://youtu.be/LCg_EyrD27o?
>>220811777Who is this semendemon?
>>220806776Why are Amerimutts so obsessed with this? Grown out grass looks a lot nicer and more natural, like you're in a forest or some shit, but they just trim it down so it looks like nothing
>>220814291Big Lawn
>>220814291cutting the grass is necessary for health and safety. Grass attracts pests which bring disease and structure damage.
>>220814291HOA death squads will murder you if you don't cut your grass
>>220814291if enough pearl clutching busy bodies complain then you'll get fined
>>220814291>>220814389>>220814422Thanks for chiming in from the council estate
>>220814464what's that
>>220806776>>weather is niceThen go outside. Go back inside when the chemtrail jets start flying.
>>220814291A lawn is a remnant of nobility from the fucking Middle Ages, and it is a sickness that has infected society I am not articulate enough at the moment to describe how much I have come to hate lawns and the utterly pointless task of keeping a sterile patch of green alive but not so alive that it can get taller than a few inchesGod damn I hate the suburbs
>>220806776What television show or movie is this about?
>>220814841lawnmower man
>>220813331>hmmmmMMMMMmmmmmm
>>220814841cocoon
Gentlemen, start your engines
>>220814841Lawn & Order
>>220811308>tfw nostalgic for the days of the 30yo boomer meme
>Buy mini battery powered tv>Connect bluetooth headphones>Tape tv to hood of riding mower>Start mower>Mount mower>Proceed to mow and watchSimple as.>Mow wh
>>220811777At least there isn't an unpaired male mockingbird. They will start chirping at 2-3AM.
>>220815014or a woodpecker drilling on your metal rain gutter at 5amhttps://youtu.be/gZXlZ8-vCfk?
>>220814841The Real World reality tv show. 33 season of gold.
I mow my lawn at around 8:15 am when it's relatively cool and then I take a big fat shit all over it
>>220806776>tfw spent 2 hours doing yardwork today
>>220806776Live in my area, temp hits 49 and the leaf blowers start at 7am
>>220807865What exactly am I supposed to do?In my neighborhood I have:>dogs barking 24/7>mexicans playing their shit bassy polka music on rented sound systems late into the night for their 9th baby shower of the month>someone or possibly multiple houses shooting off loud fireworks at random times almost every night for no reason besides being a prick>mexicans roaring down the street in their faggy lowered trucks with the muffler cut off as they get home from their shitty warehouse jobAnything I do to address these issues is illegal, aside from calling in noise complaints on the non-emergency police line which I've done several times. There are people who see no issue with being noisy assholes and playing their music loud enough to hear 3 streets over. There are people who get satisfaction out of knowing they're waking people up with their firecrackers. They do it BECAUSE it's a shitty thing to do. They like knowing that they're pissing people off.We simply cannot share a society with these people but nobody cares enough to do something about it. Trying to fix it myself would pretty quickly land me in prison.
>>220816841I had a guy by me that used to rev his basically racecar every Saturday morning at 7am...one of the loudest things I've ever heard. Finally I just wished for him to die. He did a burn out in the neighborhood, lost control, hit a tree, and bled to death on the windshield. I almost felt bad watching his children run out the house panicking...but I didn't. Good riddance. Try wishing, it might come true.
>>220816841Move to northern Wisconsin
>>220814291They don't actually own their house, they must follow the hoa or they might get banned
