I deserve to see hot sexy Mike in my RLM videos, not flabby slob Mike.
What reviewing Star Wars and Star Trek does to a human
>>220807692Stay away from alcohol. Get plenty of vitamin D. Get 150 minutes of cardio a week. Rape Rich Evans.
>>220807692He was being such an asshole in this. All the others were just being college kids but Mike was being "that" college kid.
>>220807812well he's a slav from a flyover state... early life section check?
>>220807692when did he lose the light from his eyes
>>220807692Nothing to do in Milwaukee but drink
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it's only been 10 years since the RLM Merch video, (the one with the Jay = Susan joke) and Rich & Mike look like they're about to hit 70. What the fuck happened? What are they doing all day that makes you age this horrible? It can't be just the booze.
>>220809279Shitty Star Wars can fuck anyone up
>>220807692Look at him, so much hope in those eyes>I'm gonna make my own movies some day, I'm gonna be a big star.And low at him now. A fat disgusting slob with an equally disgusting wife. Just old and bitter, desperately clinging to his shitty hot takes of the past, running cover for and defending a multi billion dollar company and protecting them from criticism so he can still see this version of himself in the mirror when he goes to bed. Instead of the old fat bitch he's become.
>>220807692all you have to do is be tall and lean
>>220809356Mr mike when he was just a little big more funky
>>220807692Why was Wisconsin colonized by gypsies?
>>220808151This thread is depressing and makes me depressed thinking about how awful and boring this state is. This entire thread is Wisconsin in a nutshell.
>>220809501that gotta be a wig
>>220809279It's the booze. And the Diabetes
I'm going to watch Space Cop one of these days and regret it immensely
>>220810218Am I the only one who thought it was a perfectly fine comedy? It wasn't great but I had some laughs and wasn't bored
>>220810218>>220810355I watched it with others in a stream, couldn't do more than 10 minutes.
>>220807692He has really nice eyes
>>220808443I need to see Jay BLACKED.
>>220807692He looks like he is attracted to male tribbles.
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>>220807692young mike looks weird, the man was born to be the fat drunkard fred flintstone type we know and love today
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