What would you name a movie about a secret society that leaves Playboys in the woods for kids to find in the 1980s?
>>220808589The SS.
>>220808589I love women
>>220808589I found a hustler on the creek once.
>>220808589nambla: closeted no more
>>220808589I feel sorry for women with uneven boobs like this.
The Sticky Thicket Squad.
>>220808717how very gay of you
>>220808589Woody in the Woods
>>220808717then you're stupid
>>220808589>Candy LovingFantastic bush
>>220808717>right shoulder is lower>right tit is lower It checks out.
>>220808717>what are anglesRetard
>>220808589Hardwood
>>220808717based virginity preserverwomen are nasty and only give trouble
>>220808717>I feel sorry for women lmao what a faggot
>summer between elementary and middle school >hanging out with my friend at the park >we start talking about wanting to see boobies >he points to a patch of woods nearby and tells me that old dudes leave porn in the woods, we can go over there and find some porn” >wtt are you talking about, that’s nonsense >he Insists that people leave porn in there>im thinking even if that’s true the likelihood of us finding porn in that specific section of the woods has to be astronomical >I got nothing better to do so we go combing the woods for porn >about 10 minutes of walking we stumble upon a stack of porn, in terrible condition from the weather but still >I always thought that he must’ve known about the porn there because it was his or his older brothers or something >decades later I hear that this happened to everyone It still confounds me to this day. Sure it’s still possible in my individual case that he knew where the porn was, but I really don’t think he did. He seemed as excited to find it as I did. And it cant be the case with everyone. So WTF is going on in the woods
For me, it's Marilyn Lange.
>>220808589booba
>>220808589Tits too big
>>220809109no such thing
>>220808925It’s people who get married and/or have kids having to give up their porn stash. They release it in the wild so it’ll be free.
>>220808589based
>>220808717All women have uneven boobies
The Dirty Woods
>>220808795Based Candy lover.
I only found a copy of Hawk that was all pregnant chicks.
>>220808717Gayest faggot award
>>220808589The Based Society
>>220808925Everyone born before the year 1985 or so seems to have a story about finding porn in the woods. Nobody has ever fessed up to dumping porn in the woods nor knows anybody who did. Presumably it was guys throwing their porn out to appease their wives, but why the woods and not a dumpster?
>>220808589The Rabbis of Satan.
>>220808589>There's Porn In Them There Trees
>>220808589The Gooniers
>>220808589Woodsy
>>220809389My forest porn came from a friend’s dad being forced by the wife to get rid of it. Friend saved it from the trash and put it in the woods. There’s no mystery here.
>>220809389You just weren’t close friends with the porn fairy. Obviously the kids would get in deep trouble over saving porn from the trash and putting it in the woods, so they never tell anyone they’re the ones who did it, because they know it will eventually get back to their parents. Which it did in my forest porn case, and most of it was burned/destroyed when the parent found it.
The Hills Have Thighs
>>220808717That's all of them, virgy.
>>220808589Johnny Nippleseed
>>220809389Can confirm. I always assumed it was just older kids.
kek even here in a third world country i have encountered the woods porn phenomenon. though it wasnt in the woods that i found it... this was in the early-mid 2000's. a friend of mine and i were fooling around this abandoned building that was actually a house that was started to be built but the owner either died or ran out of funds and the bulding was left half-finished and it became a curiosity for us 'lil kids and probably a coomer den for the older kids i guess... anyway we entered the basement section and we find this porn magazine that is in pristine condition just lying there on the ground. It had these beautifull girls on it and i remember there was a gay section as well. anyway we jacked off on it numerous times and decided to hide this treasure of ours in another semi-abandoned bulding nearby but alas that building did not have a roof yet and the rains have slightly damped the magazine but worse still there was a nearby neighbor who was in his 20's or 30's who probably heard us hiding the magazine or talking about it and he, we suspect, must have prowled around and found it and took it with him..... or my friend must have taken it home ... in any case i never saw it again. it was my first time seeing a naked woman...
>>220808589searching innawoods for porn was my favorite childhood pastime.
>>220809389Magazines were ubiquitous. It was one of the biggest industries in the world at one point. Accordingly porn mags were absolutely everywhere, so it's no wonder they ended up as litter. I remember just finding them in the street sometimes in my small town, no need to go into the forest. Some perv would just buy one, jerk it in his car and chuck it out the window I guess.
>>220809783
>>220809389I think men have some residual monkeybrain thing that makes them enjoy knowing that they're helping other males jack off. They probably got a thrill dumping porn in the woods, knowing that some other man will find it and get hard. Just think about how many men repost porn on the internet, record their own sexual exploits and post them on the internet, and even draw porn to post on the internet. While yeah, some of these things can result in payment, websites like RedTube were flooded with free, amateur porn in the days before OnlyFans and other means of monetization, and even if you count those as a form of exhibitionism or bragging, men all over the internet regularly repost porn that doesn't star themselves or their girlfriends.tl;dr dumping porn in the woods for other men to find is basically the pre-internet version of dumping your big tits webm collection in /gif
>>220810121The following are real excerpts from the boyhood memories of a curious anon. All of these are taken directly from his memoires:>a friend of mine and i were fooling around>and i remember there was a gay section as well>anyway we jacked off.... with him>my friend must have taken.... my first time>never saw.... againWe leave it up to the viewer to decide What Really Happened.
>>220808589Positive Intentions
>>220808925The Bare Witch Project
>>220808589>>220808925>>220809389As >>220809708 >>220810244 somewhat alluded to, magazines were ubiquitous and they'd inevitably get tossed by the owner. People would find them. People who wouldn't be able to keep them in their homes without getting into trouble. Be it teens with strict parents, or adults who were married and lived in religious households. People needed a place to look at beautiful naked women and whack off in private and to stash their equivalent of a porn folder. The woods were a perfect place for that. Pornbrain phone addicts today can't even comprehend the reality of this past life. Nowadays you get facescanned and logged by a Flock camera during hiking.
>>220809389My friend found some mags at the dirt hills where we rode bikes. It was all any of us thought about for months. He hid one of the better ones inside the cover of an X-men coloring book. It was Oui and the chick on the cover was turned to the side and it looked like she had no nipple.
>>220808589It's the 'squatches, man.
>>220810705>they claim certain activities are too wiypipo>push third worlders into previously clean areas>obvious happens>"need to" set up 1984 spy crap there
>>220808589Best thing about that era and earlier? All naturals. You can see those are amazing and not fake.
>>220810244>>220810705Why the fuck is everyone saying ubiquitous?
>>220808589This thread needs more candy.
>>220808717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0mwYws2moo
>>220809389I worked as a land surveyor for a few years in the mid 2010s. Basically just walked around forests all day. It was well past the time you would find magazines in the woods. But you know what you did find? Dildos.
>>220808717they will be even in my diligent hands.
>>220808717Literally how boobs are. Have you ever felt one?my right ball hangs lower than the left. OMG
>>220808717I wish I was a woman with big boobs
>>220808589Wood
>>220808589I dont know but god bless them for continuing this trend in the 90s
>>220808717Kek noob
>>220811703Your mom found a dildo.
>>220811869poor doggo, I hope he did not sexually abuse it
>>220808589Billy and the Boobasaurus
>>220809389I assume it's homeless people and hobos
>>220808589How many here have their Found Porn in the Woods merit badge?
>>220812175What's the difference?
>>220809389I used to find them. It was people hiding them so they didnt bring home. mostly kids and teens. granted they would be soggy and all
>>220812194being homeless is a bad situation you find yourself in. being a hobo is a lifestyle choice
>>220812175i'd say it's more tramps, or maybe vagabonds
>>220812239>>220812175no, most likely drifters or derelicts
>>220812255I'd wager it was ruffians...possibly transients
>>220812255sounds to me to be bums, but then again could be the dispossessed.
>>220812276doubtful. chances are it's wanderers, though it might be vagrants
>>220808589ZOG
>>220808717Why? They still live life on easy mode.
>>220811414The word ubiquitous is ubiquitous
>>220812175Probably moreso bums and street people
>>220812276my guess is down and outs.saying that, could well be beatniks
>>220812175It’s clearly tramps and transients.
it wasnt just the woods. i grew up in the suburbs in a desert, and id find torn pages on walking trails, neighborhood alleys, and city parks.and this was well into the 2000s also, well past the 80s
>>220812433mostly kids and teens lul. you would hide them in certain spots and others would know and keep them there. how it was for me and my pals
>>220812462>me and my palsThe Goonies
>>220812490and that was before we could even coom. just boners and studying
What's the female equivalent of finding porn in the woods?
>>220812517Getting raped in the woods.
The Woodsmen
>>220812139he almost certainly did, based on the leaked texts
>>220812175I presume riffraff and ruffians on the run
>>220812175>>220812239>>220812255>>220812418>>220812439>>220812665>>220812276>>220812288>>220812313>>220812433WE DID IT REDDIT!!! WE WON THE INTERNET TODAY!! EPIC THREAD FOR THE WIN!!!
>>220809389>>220810705>>220810739>>220812211>anons are always talking about the porn mags in the woods>but never mention the piss jugs
>>220812816i am so confused. is this a crackhead thing like how they always put tin foil on windows? just pee on the ground you're outside
>>220812901It's not crackheads, it's neckbeards who don't like leaving their bedrooms. They pee into bottles while their gaming and after they've accumulated too many bottles they're afraid of pouring it out somewhere so they sneak down to the nearest wooded area to drop them off. It's talked about a lot online in certain circles
>>220808739Not bad
>>220808814>this nigga thinks angles are realLol. Religion is fake.
>>220808717you're a virgin
>>220812995I know this is a real phenomenon, my own neighbor when we were younger commented that his older loser brother never left his room and pissed in bottles, but it still just makes no sense to me. They have to go to the bathroom to shit obviously so why piss in the bottles?
>>220810705fantasy in the 70a and 80s pre-internet was literally the best shit everfuck porn
>>220813157I can kind of understand the pissing in bottles out of sheer laziness or being engrossed in a game or something, but like you said eventually you gotta shit so why not dump out the piss in the toilet then, why store them?
>>220808717You like them perfectly symmetrical like in your chinese cartoons, right?
>>220810705Do you guys think this global panopticon bullshit will survive a couple of generations? Shrinking populations and competency crisis makes this surveillance everywhere seem so laughable to me. I can't see it lasting much past the millennials to be quite honest. It's not just that at some point all these cameras will be vandalized/destroyed, it will be that there's no one on the other end watching anything anymore.
>>220809327Her tan lines blew me away as a kid. Thanks to my horny old granpda who had a subscription and left them laying all over the house.
>>220812599Babes in the Wood
>>220811428The world needs more Candy. I would like to buy a 23 year-old clone of her. For science and stuff. Mostly stuff.
>>220813157>>220813217Their weird logic is that after the piss has been stored for too long the ammonia will damage the pipes. Obviously they can dump it out long before it gets to that point but the sort of people that do this aren't mentally well. They only employ logic when they don't want to do something.
>>220812462me and a buddy were more daring, we just tried buying them off the guy at the market who sold surplus issues and hid them under the floorboard of my friend's room. we had 20-40 of them eventually. one day he wanted to get rid of them, was paranoid about his parents or just bored, so we distributed them around the town in hedgerows so someone else might find them.i kept 3-5 of the best ones, but didn't have a good place to hide them, my mother almost found them once so I just burned them in a little pit and crushed up the ashes.
The porn in the woods thing is some exaggerated Reddit shit that didn't happen or maybe happened to like one person and then someone remembered finding porn not in the woods somewhere else and then change their story to feed into this stupid viral meme and get upboats. every single friend I know found porn at their dad's hidden somewhere I don't know one person who found them in the woods I was born in the 80s and had lots of friends. This is embarrassing mandala tier Reddit shit.
>>220812462nah, it was youngsters and youths doing it.
>>220812750>seething esl can't wordplay
>>220813369well. you made some kiddos happy. I am sure most were found
>>220813386This.So much This.
>>220808589When I was in first grade in Charleston, South Carolina, there was a big tree out in the woods that had a big opening in it. There would be porn mags and beer and weed in it all the time. Me and my friends would flip through Hustler and Oui and shit while we passed a warm beer around.
>>220813267the problem is that new generations are already accustomed to having cameras in their faces 24/7 and the record themselves to post online constantly anyway. If anyone will be against it, it's the older generations.Older generations>don't use your real name onlineYounger generations>what do you mean you don't have social media??
Why wouldn't you keep the woods porn in a watertight case so it doesn't get soggy and damaged? It would last longer
>>220813386You grew up a dork who didn’t hang out under railroad bridges and vacant lots. Porn was everywhere, man.
>>220813386I can think of of at least two spots where I found some. probably more. granted half the time pages would be wet and some hard to see
One time I was so horny I dug a hole in the snow and fucked it.
>>220813449>passed a warm beer aroundthat wasn't beer>>220812816
Did you know gays have nasty woods sex and leave condoms filled with cum everywhere?
>>220813157when I was depressed I tried to minimize how much effort it took to do anything. if I had to go outside, Id wear a swimsuit in the winter because putting on underwear and shorts was 2 tasks, putting on a swim suit was 1 task. it sounds extremely retarded but thats probably what they are thinking. leaving room and peeing is 2 tasks, peeing in bottle and not leaving room is 1 task
>>220813386t. had a boring ass childhood where you never went into the woods or abandoned places
>>220813471yes porn would wind up in random places this happened everywhere though and not just in the woods. People changing their story to be in the woods because they found it behind a gas station dumpster or some shit is not the same thing. This is what I mean is that Someone like you would probably find remember finding porn in like a vacant lot and then you go on Reddit and say "yeah I saw a porn in the woods too!!" for upboats
>>220813516You’re awfully obsessed with Reddit. Did it touch your weewee?
>>220813386print media was the internet of yesteryear, everyone bought newspapers and porno mags all the time.
>>220813491They were cans of Bud and Miller Lite. Every once in a while a bottle of old school Michelob and Lowenbrau. All the dads in the neighborhood seemed to really like them.
>>220813546
>>220808925>>220809389>>220809236
>>220808717Same. I was watching porn the other day and the femoid in it was hot af, but as soon as she took off her top she had one tit that was smaller than the other. Complete turn off + I kinda felt icky afterwards that I had been wanking to her so I had to go do something else. Can't they just get surgery for that shit anyway?
>>220813686Damn pedo UNC still creeping even in death
>>220813620And we know RLM spams here a lot
>>220808589>tfw born into low iq latino family>all the women have huge brown tits>tfw born a man>tfw born autistic and cant get my hands on big brown titsthis life is suffering
>>220808589To what end?
>>220813807First time I ever got to play with tits, it was with 15 year-old latina 36Cs. They were glorious.
>>220813889this girl who liked me let would let me play with hers in class. granted she had shirt and bra on but still. was cool
>>220808925it was just neighborhood kids stealing them usually from a family member and dropping them off at a place familiar to them that wasn’t at home (easily searchable by parents). I had a friend who would steal them from his uncle and give them to us, eventually he was burning short videos onto discs and giving them out (how I learned how to pirate).
>>220813910She was my sister's friend. I used to cop feels when we'd pass in the hallway. One day she just pulled me into my sister's room and took off her shirt and bra and let me go to work. I got her shorts and panties off and gave her a couple quick licks, but I got distracted and went back to the tits. I think she was mad that we didn't fuck, but I wasn't trying to knock some girl up at 15. Got one more shorter session with her before we moved away. Had I known how long of a dry spell I'd have after that, I'd have definitely done more.
>>220808925In early 2000s I found a bunch of them ripped apart in a park. I couldn't been older than like maybe 6. I was mostly just confused why were they torn, aparently in a great rage.
>>220813996yeah. would have just nutted quick anyways. not worth it. I remember first time i went down on a girl I ended up nutting in my pants lul. time were better before porn was everywhere. you would explore more and it was all new
>>220808717They don't think about you at all
>>220813386Pretty much this. Millennials didn't go outside enough to fine porn in the woods.
>>220808645Don’t you got a dick to suck, Aaron Rogers?
>>220813386When I was a kid a group of us goofing around in the woods found a 6 pack of beer and a bunch of hustler mags in a couple bags in the woods. We each took a hustler mag & chucked the beer at rocks.
>>220813712it's pretty common, like most dudes have different sized balls
>>220814226Yeah but nobody except fags finds balls attractive. Tits are meant be be attractive, therefore need to be symmetrical.
>>220814283no, a woman having one huge tit dominating the other like a pair of dykes is best.
>>220808925Fucking kek I had something similar happen in middle school. One of my friends said how his older brother hid playboys in the woods and we went and actually found it later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRAfoxMuVn8
>>220813620Maybe if you went outside you’d find some crusty porn.
>>220813807Do they only fuck whites
>>220814084I sure did often and even explored and built forts in the woods. but i was born in 83 so maybe i'm more of a boomer one
>>220808589Found and lost
>>220814435like i keep saying, it's some normie viral meme shit
>>220815103>normiein the sense that it used to be normal for kids to go outside and explore the woods and abandoned areas and stuff, yesautists who only game inside where their mommy can keep an eye on them will probably not find any
>>220812517“Dating” someone in college
>>220812517definitely something to do with dogs
>>220814084I was born in 89 and when I was a kid my friends and I used to ride bikes around this one area of a local bush/swamp area where it was mostly flat and rocky/sandy and we found a porn mag there.
>>220812517Watching Labyrinth and getting exposed to David Bowie
>>220812187No, but one of my fellow scouts did bring a hustler mag and we looked at it together. Probably the first time I saw a woman getting fucked.
>>220809389It was intentional to create urban myths to get groups of young boys to go exploring deep in the woods so they could 'disappear' more easily
>>220815646… yes anon, the things we found/did and had no internet to communicate over, that were never mentioned in media, ever, was a psyop.
>>220813620>RedditI don't believe any of these faggots.
>>220809389It was kids, married guys, and yes some hobos that had no real place to store their porn. There was also porn in garages, sheds, basements, attics, out of the way places likely to be excluded. Back when it wasn't so easy to see some tits and ass. I was born just at the tail end of this era. I remember it being a thing when I was around 10, even discovered a Playboy once myself in the woods around 12, but then a year or two later our house got a computer and internet connection.
>>220812517Finding their mother's vibrator
>>220808610>SEXY SOCIETY
>>220815875*licks*
>>220812517>>220815498peanut butter -+ dog sitting
I love tits so much.
>>220815103yes, because people are spreadit/plebbiting it like mindless freaks as usual. no, because porn really was all over until the end of the 90s at least.didnt even have to jerk off to it, but it was just left all over, and in patches of woodland in towns because teenagers could go there and look at it without being caught, or homeless people were hanging around.you would see torn/wet pages all over, trodden into the ground.
>>220814226My left one is a lot smaller than the right one, fortunately, the ones in the middle are normal
>>220816180Google 'Cynthia Myers.' Just be careful she doesn't poke your eye out.
>>220816275Perfection. You don't see them much any more.
>>220808589The rub-one-outlaws
>>220816232
>riding bikes in the woods>see magazines>European porn magazines>bitches fucking niggers>taking it in the ass>getting pissed on>so...much....hairFound in the woods porn absolutely shocked and disgusted me when I was a kid.
>>220816516america was the only place with jigaboos back then, larper.
>>220816339I like this one
>>220808717LMAOGOTTEM!10/10
>>220808925Every time I go to an antique store, the kind where people rent out individual "rooms" or stalls, there is always multiple with a whole bunch of porn mags in pristine condition. Some old dude died and now his old widow is selling off his porn collection. Who the fuck is buying this, who goes to the store to buy old quality hardwood furniture and instead buys Hustlers off a grandma
>>220816555>This is what the Eurocuck actually believes.
>>220809389>Nobody has ever fessed up to dumping porn in the woods nor knows anybody who did.
I have a couple lil pimples on the shaft of my penis that become visible when I'm erect is that normal
>>220808925Porn at the time was something only creepy uncles indulged in, so it was a shameful thing that needed to be hidden. Now everyone is the creepy uncle.
>>220816828biological fact.you worship them, you always have, and now they're 2/3 of your population if you count all the halfbreeds.
>>220817098pimples or just raised colourless bumps like hair follicles but have no hair?>penile sebaceous glandsnormal, they're supposed to be theredon't squeeze/scratch/crush them or you'll irritate the skin.
>>220808589The American Society of Magical Coomers
there was a huge stash in this kind of hole in the 'woods' (undeveloped hilly area on the top and side of a hill my friend lived on) in the mid-to-late eighties that kind of had community access, there's no chance anything similar exists and there's also no chance the land hasn't been developed and occupied by a house or more by now
>>220816678I read old Playboys for the interviews and cartoons.
>>220816678There was a dude in a thread a few months ago who wanted all the old porn mags he could get his hands on. He said he had access to a professional library scanner that would make nice clean scans, and he was going to make a bunch of torrents to share them all.
>>220813889absolutely glorious>>220814582i wish, they fuck the lowest of the low, drug dealers, grifters, etc, pure retardation, most are single moms now, i've seen them all breastfeed their bastards
>>220816678It's a big market on ebay
>>220813889Were you 15 as well?
>>220817587enjoy your muslim invasion nigga
>>220809389I had my stash hidden in a bag hanging on a tree I could climb easily but either somebody else found it there or some storm blew it away cause one day it was gone, that might have turned outtobe somebody elses porn in the woods story
>>220813157> so why piss in the bottles?You have to keep the Jarate ready in case ninjas show up..duht.Jarate wizardry school adherent
>>220818414i bought all of the 1994 playboys. was gonna make collages with them. now they’re just my apocalyptic spank bank.
>>220813386I can remember seeing it twice but I am so old I can't remember the details. One time my friend took me to see some in a dumpster. One time I got wet pages in the middle of a forest.Also you had lots of weird sex shit happening like teens who said to suck their dick to me and I was maybe 10. Didn't even know what to say to that just ran away as fast as I could.
>>220813717Thinking he is a pedophile is exactly why you remain a virgin.
Mine wasn't even "in the woods", it was the unclaimed plot of land behind our house, the same size as our plot of land. If you were to stand in the middle of the trees of that plot, you were still in view of the street, and somebody had left a dirty magazine with strip club matchbooks on a pile of leaves. my parents could see me from the back porch easily if i was playing there
>>220817587>seething Euro seethes
>>220818051>I read old Playboys for the interviews and cartoons.Playboy and Penthouse, both, used to hire some really great journalists that wrote excellent articles about all kinds of shit. There was legitimacy to the trope of "buying it for the articles", because the articles were really good...plus, boobies.
>>220818521>familiarity with MuslimsSo in other words....... they polled muslims about muslims
>>220818521A woman outside the mosque she's not allowed to go inside of on account of she's unclean and unholy and haraam and stuff.
>>220818841a lot of famous american writers actively published short stories in playboy back then
>>220808589Early porn exposure freaks need to be tortured to death
>>220808717You have to be 18 tph
>>220813996Did this happen in hgihschool?
>>220808589>What would you name a movie about a secret society that leaves Playboys in the woods for kids to find in the 1980s?The Treefort.
>>220818875>>220818884your point?
>>220818538>climbs a tree to jack offWas your home life that bad?
Didn't find any but used to stuff my older brother's mags down my pants and go read in the woods. Weird to think back then how id look but didnt do anything. Hadnt started wanking yet. Remember riding home with a boner.
>>220808925it was mostly jews doing it to corrupt the goyim youth
>>220808589Centerfolders
>>220819181No, it's just return to monke you know
>>220808645i love boobs more
>>220819669careful anon you shouldn't love me more than women
>>220812816fucking way she goes
>>220809389I was born in 1985 and I saw a real tittie before I ever saw a playboy. I had to make do with maxim magazine and sports illustrated swimsuit edition.
>>220808589
Kek @ all the poors itt. My uncle had a Laserdisc player in 1985 and he had porn laserdiscs lying around. He didn't mind me watching them because in his own words "to ensure I won't turn gay". When everyone was jacking off to printed mags or blurry VHS, I was jacking off to crystal clear (for the era) laserdisc porn.
>>220813506how do you know that
Wait a second... how is this even television or film? Why is there over 200 replies?
>>220812995They're generally found on the side of the road. They're most likely from long haul truckers trying to make good time.
>>220816828>>220818521>>220818800London is Whiter than Detroit btw
>>220818841also 90% of the magazine was articles and ads and very little pictorials
>>220820803Side of the road ones are from truckers. The others are from depressed nerds
>>220808717
>>220808717I feel sorry for mentally ill trannies like you.
>>220809269This, some are more so than others but the only perfectly symmetrical tits are fake ones.
>>220808717Trolling is a art
>>220810385I’m in a Discord group with a dedicated NSFW channel and the men regularly post pornography for other men to ogle - sometimes specific users will get @ed for content they are known to enjoy. It’s actually quite lovely.The only exception to this are the trans users. They never @ people and rarely post content that isn’t futa/lesbian/hard kink. They’re gluttons for attention but never share with others. Deeply egotistical.
>>220808589'Forest Hump'
>>220810244I never found issues of Omni or People in the woods, just porn.
>>220816555https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrophilia
>>220817587euros have an entire wikipedia page dubbed "nigger love" detailing how much you love them and are obsessed with them
>>220813889bullshit
>>220808589Modern playboy is sadly unironically a chick magazine for women
>>220823824>Modern playboyIts still in print?
>>220823752Euros flood their countries with browns because they think Americans are just too stupid to effectively govern multicultural societies. Same reason they accept the "new Europeans" as full countrymen while mocking Americans who are aware of their ancestral European roots.
>>220820574Imagine tapping that shit in high school.
>>220816339
>>220813386You're an youngfag if you never experienced porn in the woods.
>>220824248I porned your mother in the woods if you know what I mean.
>>220813386It happened to me
>>220820574You're doing God's work, anon.Please, for the love of science: carry on.
>>220815103>i never experienced it so that means it's not true
>>22080938986 here, and it was a great shared experience among dudes of the era
>>220824412slightly less embarassing than struggling with object permanence, sadly
>>220823824remember when they put a tranny in the magazine and tried going non-nude. woke infects fucking everything.
>>220819669Seriously?
>>220824096Revenge of the Nerd
>>220808717This little nigga got them. DAMNN
>>220808589Porn Patrol
>>220824459>being a chicken is being a chicken
>>220808717You're the kid whose girlfriend went to a different school
>>220814084its criminal that people who would know a world without ubiquitous internet are considered the same generation as people who won't.
>>220809389>be me in summer of 2007>working for the MNCPPC (parks) in Maryland>mouth off to supervisor (mildly) so I get sent to the trash truck ("the ol' maggot wagon")>cleaning park whose only buildings are a nursery school and a church in a posh area>fenced off to bajeezus and back, so anyone entering the park has to either drive to the nursery school OR walk like 500m each way>garbage truck etiquette for those no in the know: you get the cans on your side, he gets the ones on his side>doing my side>"hey Anon! look at this!">go over to trash cans>DVD box sets of 1-30 of Shut Up and Blow Me and 1-100+ of Up and Cummers>take some home because lol free porn>Up and Cummers was aightThe trash cans were old 55 gallon oil drums suspending off the ground between two wooden posts, and they filled up almost 2 cans, with a heap on the ground where he presumably realized it was not all going to fit.This nigga dumped out 110 GALLONS of porn!To this day I wonder what deep love compelled such an ardent collector to throw out like ~$1500 of specific porn.
>>220823824for some reason they think people want to see actual pornstars doing tame photoshootsinsane logic
>>220816678next time look for mags from like 85-88 and see if there's any traci lords pictures in them. then you can snitch to the feds and get the grandma busted for cp distribution.
>>220813267you're deluding yourself if you think gen z and subsequents will be any less compliant than millenials. with each successive generation mass surveillance will become more normalized. most of the people that post on the website were born after the patriot act
>>220825039isn't considered cp. oops.
>>220824798>I wonder what deep love compelled such an ardent collector to throw out like ~$1500 of specific porn.optimistic for you to assume he got a gf and changed his ways instead of blowing his brains out.
>>220825124they most likely wouldn't bother to prosecute but yes, it would be considered cp. all her material other than the one movie made after she turned 18 is illegal in the us.
>>220825270nope. not how law works.
>>220825357yes it is. are you retarded? the porn industry had to burn millions of dollars worth of unsold tapes and magazines with her in it because they became illegal the moment her true age was discovered.
>>220825488because they produced and distributed it and once they could no longer claim they didn’t know, they had to destroy it. that’s how the law works. cp law has a “didn’t know” clause.
>>220825488Also they had so much to destroy because traci pulled that stunt three years in a row
>>220808589>Playboys in the woodsNever found playboys in the woods, but some christian psychopaths left pornographic chick tracts hidden all over the school playground. They were probably trying to espouse morals, but the comic strips themselves depicted graphic sex acts and had nudity. They were basically hentai drawn in the style of archie comics. Ironically, whoever probably meant to scare kids away from a hedonistic lifestyle but everyone was just looking at the pictures because cartoon titties and pussies. It was my first exposure to porn at 7 years old.
>>220808589My dad once did work for a guy and I found the guy's stash of playboy when I was in middle schoolLooking back fucking gross
>>220826106>cp law has a “didn’t know” clause.there is no such clause. a modern reseller of an old magazine be able to argue ignorance in court, and it might or might not work depending on the circumstances and jurisdiction, but it is still objectively cp and you can be charged with cp distribution for selling such a magazine. if you're selling porn it's your responsibility to make sure it's legal.
>>220826908It’s funny how people with don’t know what they’re talking about always speak the most confidently about a subject. Someone should study this.also you changed from possession to distribution.
>>220816555lol seething yurokebab.
>>220818875Yuropeons are mudslimes lol
>>220821357Why do you think this is some sort of flex, kebab?London is the only reason anyone would visit your failing country and it's an absolute shit-hole now.No one comes to America to only visit Detroit lol
>>220808589MORE CANDY LOVING LESS BULLSHIT ARGUING
>>220808717this guy has sex all the time and trolled all of u
>>220827512I can confirmt. one of his gfs
>>220823831It's a quarterly thing now
