what did they add
>>220811405they looked cool
>>220811446>citation needed
>>220811405A coupla awesome scenes
>>220811465>>220811405
>>220811405Cool action scenes.
>>220811405they were self inserts for the wachowskis
>2003 was over a decade ago
>>220811405aura
Has anyone de-green'd these movies yet? lol
>26 was 2000 years ago
Do the actors still milk their shitty roles
>>220811405rule of cool niggas
so we have 2 white guys >>220811871 playing albino niggers >>220811405 and 2 white guys playing females >>220811701its all very racist and misogynist imo. white guys should stick to playing white guys
>>220811405They should have fought Neo, since they had powers which were maybe not in his toolbox and could have challenged him.Give Morpheus and Trinity all the vampires/werewolves whatever
>>220813296Fucking moron over here thinks white guys can't have dreadlocks
>>220811446this. they added coolness
>>220811405Aura
>>220811405they added the knowledge that older matrix programs had powers.
>>220811446fpbp
>>220811405blacks stole dreads from us.
>>220811405Lore and mystery about the previous matrices? They literally explain that. Plus they're difficult enemies that aren't just more agents.
>>220811405>what did they addmore trans-empowerment to an already trans-allegory film series
Following Agent Smith's takeover of the Matrix, the Twins might have been assimilated by Smith along with everyone else in the Matrix, and after Neo sacrifices himself to get rid of Smith, and the machines rebooted the Matrix, the Twins most likely returned to their service of the Merovingian.
>>220811405Nelson Vibes
Parking garage fight scene:https://youtube.com/shorts/cwt9aTffMGo
>>220811446hell yeah dude
>>220811701The one on the left I kinda get but the one on the right looks full dude bro. Why would he troon out?
>>220813323I just realized they never gave us a decent Neo/Twins fight. Waste tb.h.
>>220811405These are my favourite characters in the Matrix.
>>220811405This would actually be a cool look for anons with receding hairlines, grow you hair long, bleach it and put it in dreads. You would get mad Matrixgirl pussy.
>>220811446fucking hate the early 2000s and their obsession of "looking cool"
>>220817064Yea, the guy on the right did not think this out, he just is not pulling it off, but probably got egged on to do it from his brother.
>>220817100they were shit, did nothing and add nothing to the story
>>220817110I fucking hate the zoomer obession with being a soulless faggot
>>220811405
>>220811446Hell yeah motherfuckerSeriously though their presence and style added to the feel of the movie that was anchored in a specific 90s type of dark cyberpunk/gothrave
>>220817197STYLESSTEELOSWE BRING MANY KILOS
>>220811405It was so elrond wouldn't be the only elf in the movie.
>>220817180*deep and though provoking sigh*Imagine being this much of a brainless boomer to ignore the fact that we're the only generation with actual struggles, we won't achieve having our own houses or cars because selfish zoomers like you based their expectations on banal impressions of what is cool and what is not cool, look at yourself old man and realize all the style you stole from your Linking Park and Eminem are nothing of a past long gone and you're stuck with a reality you'll never understand but hey, at least muh "stifler's mom", right you pathetic piece of ignorant shit?
Am I cool?
>>220817397nigger
>>220811405godskin duo
>>220817197What the fuck was his problem?
>>220817456white privilege
Hippies in suits. A dichotomy I suppose.
>>220817064Unironically, they are both into dominatrixes and got sissyhypnoed too hard.
>>220817456Couldn't let some stupid kid get away with frontin
the disappointment was truly palpable leaving this movie, you could tell the audience was devastated
>>220811405>totally indestructible >car blows up, dead
Even back then I didn't like the car chase scene. They twins riddled the car with bullets through and through but wounded nobody. And Fishburn not knowing what to do in from of the cam for straight 2 minutes looks silly.
>>220811701>one shotted by porn and sex addictionMany many such cases
>>220811405>some faggot on twitter said they were the worst part of matrix>suddenly this post
>>220811446Literally only opened this thread to post this.
>>220817197
>>220811405>>220811669>>220811701>we are transitioning>yes we are
>>220815032black "people" steal everything, they never even invented the wheel
>>220818539kek
>>220817110>fucking hate the early 2000s and their obsession of "looking cool"this was the aesthetic goldrush era, with the 1900s ending everyone was expecting something big to happen when the clock struck 2000, nobody knew what the future was going to look like but everyone just knew it had to be something completely different.there was no logical reason to make such drastic style changes from the late 90s, it was just in the ether at the time. the future had to be sharp and fresh and shiny.everyone wanted to be the one to set the style/trend for the 00s that's why there's such a broad spectrum of iconic aesthetics in early 00s media from album covers/music videos to film.
>>220817064Pro dom injected ketamine into their dicks and sissyhypnoed themWild but true
I miss cool movies.
>>220817269Order less delivery, you poor fat faggot
>>220817085they didnt give a decent anyone vs anyone in the sequels
>>220811405one of the best car chases ever made
>>220818675>Waltuh...
>>220818718its actually terrible
>>220813323he can beat up like 50 smiths solo without breaking a sweat, what chance do ghost bitches have?
>>220818539It's just not the same.
>>220818783>what chance do ghost bitches have?the smiths were pretty generic early on, their real point of strength was in numbers.the dudes guards were probably all individually stronger than a smith.
https://youtu.be/GOVS6iCJ52s&t=260
>>220818936yeah sure, i just mean if he can stop 50 smiths from giving him the clone poke, 2 ghost dudes with razors is cake.
>>220819018>the bgm of a thousand newground videos
>>220817110if you were there for it you would understand retard
>>220817110Better now?
>>220811405they were a trans allegory
>>220817110Well I'm tired of everything looking lame and gay
>>220813323>Give Morpheus and Trinity all the vampires/werewolves whateverthat was the shootout in the third movie anon, they were able to flip onto the ceilings precisely because they were supernatural programs. the twins were also supernatural (ghost/skinwalker types) but from different iterations of the matrix than those at the merovingian's club.
>>220811446FPBPOP BTFO
I find it surprising that people remember anything about 2 and 3
>>220819182kek. lel even
>>220811701I wonder how conversations with their parents felt after this
>>220817110God forbid anything looks awesome or creative a movie!Everything must be soulless, ugly & not hurt anyone.
>>220819257good films get remembered
>>220819301That's the weirdest thing to imagine for me. How troons can look their parents in the eye after trooning out. Do they not feel shame or what?
>>220819387oh they very much feel shame. however they still recognize the thing in front of them as being their child (most of the time) and will cope with their new forced reality.
>>220811871Based. Happy for them.
>>220817197FREE AERIAL WITH THE FREESTYLER
>>220813239They were cringe though
>>220819182>This is not bussin.>Frfr no cap.
>>220817197What's the significance of carrying around a PlayStation controller?
>>220811701Faggoooots!
>>220820675He lets us know he's a gamer.
>>220818652ooooohh..is that why there's a BDSM club of latex sluts in all 3 films? that was gratuity?
>>220811405The special sauce the movie needed.
>>220811405>we have to kill this black guy>quick, send in Yakub's final creations!
>>220811701Incredibly grim.
>>220820940there was no BDSM club in matrix 2 (there was a negro orgy instead)
>>220811405Why did the Merovingian's cake cause the lady to piss her pants?
>>220820918He's a baller, he's a playmaker and a shot callerIN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
>>220817110Yeah 2020s obsession with “looking gay and brown” is much better
>>220820675the PS1 was "cool" because it was a CD player that also played games
>>220817269I will kick your teeth out
>>220819401This. As a parent I'd rather it not happen to my son but even if they did troon out they'd still be my kid and I'd still love 'em (I might be a bit ashamed but I;d get over it
>>220811405They add this concept to The Matrix saga: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redundancy_(engineering)
>>220821430Because his point was showing that matrix food could alter you without your consent and showing that he and the Oracle can control people without them even realizing it.
>>220821894twink death strikes again
>>220820940They were still "normal" for the first film. 2 and 3 had their stories severely warped due to their dominatrix already fucking up their minds and telling them to subvert the plot into zionist garbage.
>>220821430it made their pps hard
>>220811405They were so disappointing. They really seemed like they were going to be awesome Agent level threats but then they just kinda exist.
>>220816687great theory poindexter nobody cares
>>220811871My sister was a minor character on a late 80s syndicated tv show and she still goes to cons to milk that for all she can. She doesn't go to the major cons but shit like RetroCon or FantasyCon in smaller towns like Grand Rapids and Chattanooga? She's there. Those smaller cons are full of bit role actors who haven't had an acting job in decades.
>>220816687Ok, now expand it to where the Train Man strands all Indians in the train station for eternity.
>>220823146Switch existed in the first movie so it was already on their minds.
>>220820675He is on his way to his homie's house to play Diablo 1 with him
>>220817110>t. hasn't looked cool a day in his lifecoolcels I call them
>>220817197>>220817456>>220820675Deepest lore. He's name is Bomfunk and he's the main character of the band's previous music video. And also a character in the game he's playing on PS1, apparently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLwZx1hyGL8&list=RDwLwZx1hyGL8&start_radio=1
>>220811701So did they get their dicks chopped off or what?
>>220817269> only generation with actual strugglesmy brother in Christ, with all due respect, fuck off with your pity party bullshit. i graduated during a recession. I'm just now making money that i should have made right out of college....everybody has struggles, but i bet most of your issues are if your own making because you're a basedboy billy beta who'd rather fill up piss jars and pay for onlyfans than actually put forth effort to make something of himself
>>220823843yes
>>220821430There is an "eat me/drink me" tonfood in the matrix that can reprogram you while you are there. As evidenced with red pill blue pill
>>220817456That town only had enough space for exactly one cool guy and it had to be hin
>>22082144720 inch blades on the impala
>>220821430It was just a prankImagine being in a posh restaurant just eating some nice cake and the next minute you're just pissing like a broken fire hydrant
>>220811701they are deadnamed on the two autoshottys that mouse uses lol, and since its registration numbers they can never be changed kek
>>220819182>we are cortisol spiking
>>220819182>>220824674>dead-ass.
>>220811701>The Big Wachowski
>>220811706*century...
MI DEH YAH, JUST CHILLIN’, FEELIN’ IRIE INNA DI SUNSHINE, JAH BLESS UP EVERY TIME.
>>220811725The color info is probably gone.
>>220818652lmao. the level of retarded nonsense on this board is smth else.source? (you won't)
>>220819182lmao got em
>>220825874Everyone knows its real
>>220811446This. >>220817110Faggot./thread
>>220821894>durr if you dress like a butcher at the market and wear retarded mustache and dont wear makeup and dont paint your hair you'll look.... LE OLDNo fucking shit
>>220811710This is what I was going to say because Im also a zoomzoom and the word is funny.
>>220825905>just trust me bro everyone knowsheh, knew you wouldnt
>>220811465[Anon, 2026-29-05]now go suck a dick and eat shit
>>220821894>25 year old man from 1999 is now 52 years oldBREAKING NEWS
Whatever you think about the Matrix movies, the highway scene is absolute kino.
