can’t load webm on iPhone 7 pls summarize

>>220811977
are they implying you can recover from this

>>220812122
Why do you think this is filmed on an island

>>220812122
He could've recovered until he went on the show and told everyone he was a retarded virgin, literally just don't tell people and pretend you fuck

30yo volcel here
feels good man

>>220811977
this sounds like a really depressing remake of the prisoner, like instead of patrick mcgoohan being a super spy kept on the island to find out what he knows he's there because he's a virgin

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>>220811977
why would anyone possibly stand for this oppression when robo gfs are inevitable?

Do people unironically get to 30 years old as a virgin without a serious mental/physical handicap? How have you not just gotten drunk and got a prostitute? You're telling me you just willingly went through your entire teens and 20s without experiencing a basic human funtion?

>>220812254
that would be kino. in fact I will steal it to make one of those weird adult visual novel steam games that somehow sells 10k

>>220812270
>he thinks female politicians will allow female replacements
sweet summer child

>>220812254
what they dont disclose is that once you go to the island you never leave

>the virgin island vs the chad country

>>220812284
I've been a shut-in since graduating high school 20 years ago.

>>220812284
This guy fucks

>>220812325
have you tried not doing that?

>>220812284
who cares lol

>>220812325
Drug addict toothless hobos are getting laid regularly

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>>220812302
>female politicians
grim. you mean jews?

>>220812284
>go to school
>go home
>repeat
>go to work
>go home
>repeat
I'm turning 40 this year and I've never kissed or touched a girl. It's easier than you think. I thought maybe I'd try online dating but I couldn't even make a profile because I didn't have six pictures of myself. I don't see why I would hire a prostitute, at a certain point you're too far gone. It wouldn't change anything, I'm a walking red flag.

>>220812335
>without serious mental handicap
Bad news anon...

>>220811977
There was one girl this season who was actually really hot. She felt really out of place and was sort of seeing one of the other guys.
I felt so bad for the guys because imagine being on the island it's like "you might even get laid with one of the other women who isn't being paid to help you fuck" and there's only one girl who's attractive and she instantly hooks up with another guy. I guess that's like a metaphor for modern dating

>>220812384
Mate stop being a fucking faggot, unless you’re a 25 stone bald mess just go fuck a whore and be done with it
You are actually pathetic to be posting on here with shit like that

>>220811977
>Can't remember the last time I shared a kiss
Fucking normie having already lost his kiss virginity

>>220812371
well women see a man who does not fear the elements, the law, societies scorn. a man who can deal with all those things and keep going to try and spread his seed must be a real chad

>>220811977
I don't even believe it's possible to become 30 and not have sex, IF you want to.

It's like saying you "can't eat" because you refuse to go buy food.

>>220812371
if women were smart they wouldnt be women

>>220812486
I just realised that I haven't seen anyone write KHHV in a really long time and got a bit sad.

>>220812396
>There was one girl this season who was actually really hot.
The black girl or the white christian girl?

>>220812419
No.

>>220812532
The blonde one who looks a little like Imogen Poots

>>220812219
literally just get a hooker a few times
They don't care
Pay them extra

>>220812419
explain to me what hiring a whore would do for me that jerking off into my bathroom sink wouldn't

>>220812371
Yeah cause they're tall

>>220812284
If you just have hobbies and interests and work that does not involve women
Then after high school you don't meet women

>>220812562
Well unlike masturbation, paying a hooker is a little humiliation ritual that leaves you with an emotional scar and a potential STI

>>220812284
These UK shows have all to be staged and they are all playing some type of competition over who makes the craziest show, it's the fucking UK,anyone who lived there was having sex since like 12,that place is all about getting high/drunk and fucking

>>220812591
>emotional scar

kwab

>>220812591
if you want to be able to bullshit a girl and tell her you just haven't gotten laid in the last 5-10 years instead of saying ur a virgin then yea
you need to fuck a hooker a few times

>>220812600
>it's the fucking UK,anyone who lived there was having sex since like 12
Haha yeah… I’m a real p-pussy slayer haha

>>220812604
Every time you have sex with someone, you give them a piece of your soul. It's why prostitutes and sluts are soulless.

>>220812565
And they have drugs

>>220812486
I had one kiss at 14 in the first semester of my freshman year and less than 24 hours later I saw her sitting on the lap of another guy. when she came over to sit with me I told her to never speak to me again. been blackpilled ever since. thanks Lily, you fucking cunt.

>>220812562
You are clearly terrified of women and sex so it can at least desensitize the idea to you

>>220812635
shut up cunt you already filled your "reee incel" quota last thread

>>220812616
no they are soulless same as all women are soulless
They got pumped and dumped at 13 by an older guy

>>220812635
god you sound just like the psychiatrist i saw for free in university who thought I was suppressing some childhood trauma, if I was molested I'd remember

>>220812562
It will give some of your money to women, which is the real purpose of our society

>>220812616
You're a 40 year old virgin what do you care about a prostitute "taking a piece of your soul" kek

>>220811977
do we ever get follow-ups on this show's participants? surely the lads scored at least one chick afterwards who went
>wow! you humiliated yourself on television, that's so fucking hot

>>220812284
>Do people unironically get to 30 years old as a virgin without a serious mental/physical handicap?

Almost 35. Yeah. I'm sure /tv/ anons will say my autism and baldness are mental and physical handicaps, but yeah. I tried flirting and dating when I was in my late teens and early twenties. Even before I lost my hair, it was hard. I kept going at it even after I had to start shaving my head when I was 21. Then at maybe 23, I just kinda gave up. I realized I didn't want a girlfriend, just mostly sex, and sex was more trouble than it was worth.

My problem is lack of motivation.

>>220812704
The guy from season 1 who had sex on the show got a girlfriend afterwards

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>>220812197
To make it relaxing for the virgins

>>220812284
if ugliness is considered a handicap, then thats my excuse

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>>220812532
>>220812540
Joy

>>220812722
Should add, I don't consider myself an incel, more of a volcel, really, since I'm just lazy and unmotivated. Frankly, I don't believe incels are a thing, except for males who are burn victims, actually severely retarded or deformed. I'm bald with glasses, but I am also 6'0 with a nice face and have been told I have nice eyes and a nice voice.

>>220812693
no one wants to lay with your filth, satan.

>>220812726
oh. well that's awesome then. the participants possibly getting nothing out of this is what disgusted me

why do people act like it's so easy to find a whore in the first place like yeah let me go call up the whore store and get one

>>220812807
Because almost everyone who says that has never actually done it. They just repeat things they've heard.

>>220812284
im a cant even might slight eye contant stare at the floor turbo autist, cant even get in a conversation with someone (why i use the self checkouts as much as possible, the thought of getting a chatty cashier gives me so much anxiety) without turning into a sweaty panicing spaz because i dont know how to make conversations and having to talk to people just makes my obvious autism come out, i went my whole life trying to avoid people as much as possible

>>220812770
the word you're looking for is invalids

>>220812758
>thinking this looks like Poots
closer to Zoe Kazan crossed with Lauren Lapkus

>>220812758
there was one cute looking girl in S1 too i think.

>>220812807
>>220812838
How down bad do you have to be to think fucking a hooker is unattainable to you? Jesus Christ man

>>220812839
good. fuck small talk cashiers(female). they act like working at Save A Lot makes them desirable but all they do is fucking yap all god damned day. "... even the ugly ones, son."

>>220812882
Hookers reject ugly men all the time

>>220812853
She looks more like her in motion, mainly cause of the hair, but obviously it's not a 1:1

>>220812807
just pick up some junkie girl and give her a pounding for 20 dollars she needs for fent

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>reveals herself as a big slut
yeah its kino

33 khhv, I'm really considering at least getting sucked by an escort. I can't stop putting women on a pedestal doesn't matter how hard I try.

>>220812998
She’s fit as fuck. Needs my BWC

>>220812998
I think she was just a normal roastie but probably grew up with too many feminzis friends so she had to conform. Her hang up was "fear of men" but she just needed someone in her ear to tell her it's ok to fuck

>>220812882
Right now tell us (in detail) how to find, contact, meet up, and do business with a prostitute without the following occuring:
>get a lifelong STD
>get mugged/killed by thugs who use her as a lure
>get robbed/blackmailed by the prostitute
>get arrested by police in a sting operation
Do tell, anon.

>>220812562
Your bullies stop calling you virgin and start calling you incel

>>220813005
just a bj? go for full pee in vee homie

>>220812384
>I'm turning 40 this year and I've never kissed or touched a girl. It's easier than you think.
I'm turning 50 and I've been like that since I was 40.

>>220812998
looks like chewbacca taking a shit

>>220813042
there are websites where you can literally order safe ones with reviews. Using a condom is on you. Being anonymous is on you.

>>220813005
Find a bodywork "therapist", do cuddle therapy, then erotic massage, then take an escort out on a date and fuck.

>>220812561
>they don't care
true, but they might judge

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which way teevee?

>>220813042
Dunno, have you tried not living in a third world shithole?

>>220813077
they're hookers, who cares what they think

>>220813072
Okay which websites? How do you screen the escorts?

Ante up, bitch.

>>220812998
do we get more ass shots of her later in the season? she has a nice big dumpy.

>>220813081
they're both painfully ordinary

>>220812937
This is how you actually get stabbed and or get an std.

>>220813077
>might
They will. In fact every single fucking person you meet judges you. Get over it.

>>220813110
haha, nice try

>>220813112
look at this guy over here, banging victoria secret models every weekend

>>220813081
white woman """"ass"""" lmfaoooooo

>>220812284
Extroverts get the rope first :)

>>220813110
you know shit like rubmaps is actually real, yeah?

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>>220813077
>they might judge

>>220813081
It would help if I could see past his head you fucking retard

having sex with a hooker and saying you lost your virginity is like when they let the retarded kid score a touchdown at the end of the game

>>220811977
I keep seeing this dumbass thumbnail and thinking it's a screenshot from one of the new Toy Story movies.

>>220811977
I still dont understand how people think they are succesful or superior for putting their dick inside of a girl, to the point is basically their only "achievement" in life. Like,nigga they scam you. Is not difficult, you just trade your freedom for a mediocre wet hole.

>>220813151
yeah, but he still scored.

>>220812284
Ill take the bait. Im waiting for something to download...

Im 32 and pretty normal, have friends and go out and am liked by people and I find it kinda easy and fun to talk to people. But i dont know how to approach women cold because i have no experience and it makes me too nervous. So I just dont. The times girls have approached me I floundered it or I just ended up making out and no follow up.
I really just dont seek it out and thats been enough for me to never get laid.

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>>220813148
this was the best shot i could get, unless she shows her ass later in the season. chill out im only on episode 4.

>>220813143
Okay great, they're real. How do you use them? I'm not asking rhetorically, I'm asking you specifically and individually.

>>220813176
now I get why you're still a virgin.

>>220813081
Both look like tranny from behind

>>220813190
Called out, rekt, and coped.

>>220813165
>not acting disgusted at the mention of making out with a strange whore in public
worse than "male virgin" because now you're dirty and still havent fucked. large oof.

>>220813176
I don't use them, but I'm telling you they exist. Go on like /gif/, there are posts from time to time with guys who use them regularly. What are you even arguing?

>>220813240
What are you some sort of puritan?

>>220813165
>The times girls have approached me I floundered it or I just ended up making out and no follow up.
this isn't pretty normal. Like if someone likes you, they literally throw their pussy on you. I can't imagine you would fumble that bad if you're "pretty normal."

>>220812284
are you the kind of person that gets some kind of sick enjoyment out of tapping on the glass at the zoo?

>>220813276
>I don't use them
NTA but I think he's trying to say that this advice isn't really viable, evidenced by the people saying it having never actually done it themselves.

>>220813368
Exactly. I'm calling out these dudes who say the tired line
>virgin? just get a hookers bro
Because none of them have any idea what they're talking about. It's on the same level as some fat fuck trying to give you advice on running technique.

>>220813368
>>220813469
ah, so just because I personally don't use them doesn't make them a viable option? got it. Stay a virgin, I don't care.

>>220813348
I'm a bigger loser than most anons ITT I just decided enough was enough and decided to fuck prostitutes to get the monkey off my back

>just get a hooker bro
in reality even the most mid or below mid hookers charge obscene amounts of money, require ID, up to date medical history, letters of reference ect. It's easier to get an actual date lmao.

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>>220813042
I'm not going to do any of that faggot. I fucked whores where it's legal. Buy a plane ticket to somewhere it is. Gain some agency you fucking invalid

>>220813164
Funniest thing I’ll see all week ngl

>>220812069
A landscape gardener is 30 and still a virgin and he's at an island called Virgy Isle to get therapy

>>220812419
>Mate stop being a fucking faggot, unless you’re a 25 stone bald mess just go fuck a whore and be done with it
>You are actually pathetic to be posting on here with shit like that
>go fuck a whole
Sure. Got your mum's number on you?

>>220813654
So you have nothing to add and should shut the fuck up.

>>220812385
What?

>>220813081
Both. I don't have time for standards or types

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>>220813652
Who's this?

>>220813801
Some arsehole from the looks of it

>>220813614
This
We can't all live in yurop and take the train to the neighborhood brothel to fuck slavs

>>220813614
>>220813844
isn't the show british?

>>220813110
Im not american so I cant help you. But, where I live the big scorting sites even sponsor large sporting events, so they are widely known.
TLDR if youre an incel America is probably the worst place to live.

>>220813801
one of the sex therapists

>>220813298
better than foid leprosy

>>220812325
Same. I feel I could have overcame it in time if I lived in a city since I'd be forced to be around hundreds of people. But my nearest town is a ghost town of like 200 people and it's 30 miles away. I'm so isolated from the world. If I didn't have the internet I'd probably go insane. I can't remember the last time I actually talked to a female who wasn't blood kin to me in some way.

Though really the sex/gf thing doesn't bother me, it's more the fact I'm going to be completely alone in the world once my boomer family dies off. I don't really want a gf or family myself but I also don't want to be completely fucking alone. I wish I had siblings at least. I had friends but they all moved away.

>>220813081
left, because I'm a non non

>>220813318
>making out with girl in her car
>let's fuck
>I check the time and its 2:30 am on a Wednesday
>no not tonight I have work in the morning
>genuinely figure I'll see her again and its no big dead
>she gets mad and drives off and flips me off
>never see her again

>back in high-school
>girl is literally naked straddling me and my cock is touching her pussy
>shes been acting goofy all night and is a 5/10 so im not even into her
>im soft and so turned off by her that nothing about this is arousing and I know i wont get hard
>tell her to forget it
>she gets off me
>never see her again

>>220814457
>>I check the time and its 2:30 am on a Wednesday
>>no not tonight I have work in the morning
youre a big fucking retard

>>220812284
Prostitutes don't count. I've had sex hundreds of times and I'm still a virgin.

>>220811977
>be virgin
>get sent to the rapists
I'm calling the police

>>220814457
I got a similar one to your first story
>be 19 at a party
>somehow end up making out on the couch with this German exchange student girl who is 3 inches taller than me with fucking MASSIVE knockers
>we go back to my car for privacy
>feeling her up, she starts undoing her jeans
>I tell her "haha there's no way we'd be able to do that in here"
>it's the microscopic backseat of a 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse
>"Vell, if you don't vant to, I guess vee don't have to..."
>"lol there's just no room back here"
>she gets turned off
>sun is rising
>we end the night (morning) awkwardly
>drive her back to her car
>add her on facebook
>she deletes me the next day
>never hear from her again
haha it was just too small of a backseat for that kind of thing

>>220811977
The only way I'd bother watching a show like this is if all the Contestants; if they DIDN'T get laid, were executed at the end of the show.

>>220814668
I had some fat bitch try to give me a blowjob while her boyfriend was downstairs getting dressed after a shower. I could still hear him on the steps and she went for my zipper and I snatched her wrist and gave her look but there was only a vacant stare on face. she never said anything to anybody I now, but I suspect I was being set up because I never showed her any interest nor did I give her any sort of signal. we were simply sitting on opposite ends of a couch watching mtv slop in in the dark. I later learned she was into drugs and blacks. shit still puts me on edge.

>>220814478
Oh definitely. I dont value opportunities with women enough

>>220812284
>You're telling me you just willingly went through your entire teens and 20s without experiencing a basic human funtion?
Pretty much, yeah.

>>220814808
You're average. Meaning whatever's holding you back isn't looks.

>>220812284
i dont blame any anons here cuz lost mine at 22 but jesus man at that point I was legit going insane and depressed as fuck. i dont know how the hell guys manage to get to 27-29 without becoming the equivalent to those 30 yr old childless women with immense regret rushing to snag a guy. if i were 24 and a virgin still I'd be trying all i could to lose it. typing this actually made me realize i tried losing it to hookers twice goddamn those were grim days. anyways alcohol helped me lose it, just get tipsy you dummies.

>>220812069
>She leases her device from a trillion dollar company
At least she's not poor!

>>220813081
ill take the big tittie old lady in the back

>>220812807
At least in the US, whores are actually a lot more trouble than they're worth. Most of them are uggos, or completely fucked up. They're almost all drug addicts, so they're flakey and will try to rip you off or steal from you in some way. The ones that are attractive and can pretend to be decent human beings are exorbitantly expensive. If you want a decent prostitute for an affordable price, you've got to go to a poor country.

Getting a whore in Canada is impossible, all the escort websites are scams

>>220812284
Kys, normie.

>>220813318
Different anon, but on the surface I'm very normal and hold down a successful career, but I'm still a virgin at 34. I could fuck if I really wanted to. I've turned down a number of women over the years. I'm just not attracted to most women. I'd rather just live alone and jerk off to whatever porn I want than fuck some nice mid girl, or chubby slampig. Recently ghosted a girl I met on Bumble after 3 dates because I just didn't feel a spark, and was worried I'd have to stop being an idol otaku if things got serious. On some level I just enjoy being a weird virgin.

>>220812284
>How have you not just gotten drunk and got a prostitute?
Prostitutes are illegal in the land of the free (except a few podunk towns in Nevada, where they're ugly and overpriced). And I don't feel like spending thousands of dollars on a trip to Melbourne or Manchester.

>>220815241
Freedom is priceless in comparison to being a pussy slave

> Never had much experience with girls
> Managed to get an FWB way out of my league in college
> Didn't end up working out
> Tried dating in college, no luck
> Dry spell that lasted years after graduating
> Try dating apps, get NOTHING for like two years
> Go on r*ddit on hookup subreddits
> Able to get multiple FWBs, most recent one lasting almost 3 years
I don't get it. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I just want a loving relationship and a family.

>>220812284
I am in my early 20s and a virgin.
Good looking and everything, just avoidant as fuck.

>>220812069
I'm pretty sure it's all iphones now except the newest ones.

>>220815241

Lost my v card late.

Ended up fucking plenty of girls anyways, most of them with bf or husband.

Honestly bro, you literally aren't missing much. Sometimes, it's insane saying this I know, but there were nights when sex was literally the last thing I wanted.

Think about being hungry a lot, and then for some reason in your life, you have a microwave that delivers burgers when you open the door. After a while, you sicken of burgers. It was like that for me after a while of nonstop sex.

The effort, the cajoling, the EXPENSE especially in time and opportunity cost is gargantuan vs buying a hooker.

I should have spent more time making money instead and regret chasing skirts.

TLDR:

1. Sex is overrated.
2. Nobody can tell you are a virgin or not, and a girl gets excited if she was the first to take your v card (a friend of mine was 49 or so when he lost his to a woman he married from work.

So don't be discouraged and good luck and literally fuck women, I hate them so much it's unreal.

Except my mom and sisters of course, that goes without saying

>>220812561
>tip your hooker

>>220815436
>Honestly bro, you literally aren't missing much
>I know you're starving, but honestly being full is overrated

>>220815473
what you are missing is emotional connection and sex will not give you that....

>>220815270
>I don't get it. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I just want a loving relationship and a family.
>he doesn't know modern society is a satanic inversion of rightness and justice in every respect.
man, I am always so happy for the people I know who find happiness. even if I can't at least some people found a way through this hellscape.
now if you excuse me, its time to read some middle fantasy novels before going to sleep and early work in the morning

y'all sound retarded

>>220812284
33. Depression since I was 13, tried to drink myself to death in my mid 20s. Hit 400lbs, lost half of it by lifting for the past 6 or so years. I still look like shit with a shirt off and dont have any experience dating. Would rather die than have someone see me naked. Ill try again next life

>>220812069
>iPhone 7 in 2026
Nigga wut

>>220815491
empty balls and a wet cock is a pretty good substitute

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>>220815775
>Happiness, is a wet cock

>>220815749
My fatass cousin was like 500 lb. at his heaviest, he's somewhere around 300 now, and he's had many girlfriends. Being a fat fuck is STILL no excuse for not getting laid. It definitely lowers your chances, yeah, but you can still do it.

>>220815929
Okay, were the girls hot?

I meet all my gfs and hook ups at Civil War reenactments. It's the best place to meet women

>>220815975
Is it the best place to meet women under 300lbs?

>>220812284
I'd go as far as to say most normal people lose their virginity in high school

The most I've done is fingering, blowjobs, making out, groping tits/asses, sexting/having nudes/lewds sent to me, but I've never actually penetrated a vagina, so I'm still a heckin virgin. One girl had the tip of my dick in her mouth and she kept rubbing her teeth and on it and biting it for some reason, and just as it was about to get hard she stopped and just started making out with me instead. Cringe. And no it doesn't affect my self esteem, mainly because I've never really made having sex a huge priority in my life, I know some guys do and they're usually always horny and desperate for some random girl to be on their life in way or another, and that's pathetic in my opinion but to each their own.

>>220816078
Not so since 2008, and especially after 2012

>>220816032
No. They're bigger maidens

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>>220812600
>it's the fucking UK,anyone who lived there was having sex since like 12,that place is all about getting high/drunk and fucking

Might've been true pre-2015 or so but losing your virginity and getting laid as an introvert (or just not a natural Chad, which to make things worse the UK seems to be full of) has always been objectively a fucking nightmare. It's not "just get drunk and hope that you get the chance to take a normie bar bitch home and fuck her" levels of easy for normal people who aren't completely broken.

>Didn't get any in secondary school. Went to a special school year 7-11 then mainstream sixth form - every single girl who wasn't a landwhale already had a boyfriend
>Skipped uni because fuck student debt - went straight into a trainee job in London finance. Cohort was small, everyone stuck to their department cliques. The few women around? All had boyfriends
>2020-2021: covid
>2022: new job, still covid hangover. Remote working, almost no young women in the office. The only one who was there, you guessed it, had a boyfriend. All this time living alone but outside London so no "vibrant social scene" outside work.

Even when I got lucky during covid and found a third space at anti-lockdown stuff, it was the same story. Bars, clubs, events - women either roll up with their cockblocking friend group or straight up with their boyfriend. Women are all pretty much normies anyway, especially in the UK.

Dating apps are full of bots and are, well, dating apps.

Tired of bongs larping that the UK is easy to get laid in without using escorts - thank fuck for Adultwork. Yeah some chavs and normies are getting it young, but plenty of us were just grinding through life while everything got more atomized and weird post-2010s. The "virgin at 30" thing isn't some rare mental illness cope, it's just how it's going for a lot of guys who weren't handed it on a plate.

>>220811977
Her body language tells me she wants to put that old cougar box all over him.

>>220816883
Oddly enough in the second season they were more reserved. Half the time they looked like they were walking on eggshells.

>>220813318
>>220815241
have you two considered that you're gay?

>>220812284
i simply dont care
i had a gf in highschool too i just never had sex

>>220813555
You brought it up, Marx.

>>220816990
a question was asked and it was answered tf

>>220817012
A factual answer was specifically requested and only bullshit was delivered.

>>220812197
Well the main thing about islands is that you can't escape

>>220817043
have you used rubmaps? how do you know it's bullshit?

>>220812284
>without a serious mental handicap
im 34 and a kissless virgin never even asked a girl out. would you consider severe depression and social avoidant/possible avoidant personality disorder a mental handicap?

pretty much for me i became a social recluse in high school so i never got any experience, then i went to college and had no social skills and was really nervous about embarrassing myself as a friendless weirdo so i never bothered. then i was a loser throughout my 20s (shitty job, living with parents, etc) so of course im not gonna try with women. and now since turning 30 ive been in a complete spiral of suicidal despair and misery, and being a 25, 30, 30+ year old kissless virgin, im just so shamed that im not even gong to try

the sad thing is i have pretty much no standards. as long as a woman isnt obese i find them somewhat attractive, doesnt matter her race. pretty much any woman from teenage years through the 40s i think looks good. but having no standards doesnt matter if youre too ashamed of yourself to talk to any of them.

>>220817093
what do you think mental handicap means if you have to ask if those two are? Like are you retarded too?

>>220812284
> basic human funtion?
this is very anti-lgbt coded post, please stop being a chud

>>220817120
avoidant personality disorder might as well be mental retardation.

>>220811977
she looks like she wears depends how the hell is that gonna help this guy

>live in one of the wealthiest most successful regions of the united states and also theres a huge discrepancy with way more (single) men than women
>i offer nothing that these guys do, like being rich tech workers with tons of ambition and their futures already set and secure while I'm in my mid 30s are barely surviving

>>220812284
Easily.
> work and study and then go home, rinse and repeat.
Also taking care of the elderly patents contributes a lot. There is just no point in dating, especially since I also have a lot tolerances or normie tier stupidity.

>>220812998
>>220813081
wait this woman is a virgin?
>cute and thick black girl with a fat ass
i would offer for my face to be her chair for the entirety of this tv show

>>220811977
Imagine if suddenly every 30 or 40 year old virgin got gifted magic powers with a caveat that if they get to do anything sexual with another person they lose them
It'd be extremely funny.

>>220812371
Women are raterded likethat, they will already their legs over some hobo druggie, but will laugh and insult any normie guy.

>>220812419
>He thinks fucking a whore with a moldy pussy is better than being a clean virgin
The absolute state of the west. I give it 5 years before the inevitable collapse.

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>>220817189
>wait this woman is a virgin?
all the people are

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>>220813175
>this is my body
>Im comfortable in myself
This is typical normie advice, who think failures are just like them without a little encouragement
>>220813175
>>220811977
When in reality these people probably have complex-PTSD from shitty childhood trauma, that while they can present in a normal situation okay will absolutely fumble in intimacy, or much worse have an impulse to sabotage anything good, which they can’t stop themselves from doing,
You don’t help people with childhood ptsd by telling them “just repeat body mantras “

bros give it to me straight, if im a miserable mid-30s virgin would this show be worth watching just to feel some level of understanding with the people on it, and not having it be the usual dating show with a bunch of whores? or is it just depressing?

>>220812284
Here's your (You), slut.

>>220817308
If you have to ask you're retarded so you deserve to watch it.
Go ahead and enjoy, you've got my blessing.

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>>220816849
All the good looking women are taken in highschool and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.
Boomers and gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Many of them have net worths in the millions.
Then there are chad millenials and chad zoomers who get their first pick at all the young pussy.
Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys.

>>220812284
im fat and have a small dick i am absolutely horrified of anyone knowing the latter

>>220817201
Women would become turbowhores just to ruin that for men.

>Be a virgin
Cool
>Humiliate yourself by participating in this
Not cool

>>220817333
>you anon, the average nobody
Not even that lol
I'm so far down the line I don't even know what I'm queuing for.
I'm just riding out the bad times and hoping to minimize suffering. Let the go-getters paddle to shore a 0.5s faster then die realizing we all share the same fate and nothing here truly matters.

>>220817251
If I was around any naked women especially the black girl, I would be rock hard right there and then I would be shunned and kicked out and humiliated even more

>>220813081
Neither, they are clearly vampires

I know a Christian who's a 30 year old virgin. He openly states it's because of his faith. Friendly guy, handsome, is popular with everyone, easy to talk to and polite (I've seen him get along with women no problem) passively refuses my attempts to hook him up with women. Really nice guy though and not at all like the stereotype you'd expect. He even hates the Jews and is locked in a holy war with them. I'm Mexican though so I don't feel like it's any of my business.

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>>220817473
They secretly feed the cast low libido pills in the cast lunches so they feel even worse during the practice kissing scene, finally getting what they want and can’t get hard to it.
Secretly the muloc producers hoped there would be a mid season suicide to up the ratings, but really Becuase causing sucides give them religious ecstasy.
There was also a “suicide helpline” link on the website that the producers control, they can watch the support chats and jack off while they give bad advice

>>220817295
>When in reality these people probably have complex-PTSD from shitty childhood trauma, that while they can present in a normal situation okay will absolutely fumble in intimacy, or much worse have an impulse to sabotage anything good, which they can’t stop themselves from doing,
>You don’t help people with childhood ptsd by telling them “just repeat body mantras “
They do have normal therapists on the island as well. I imagine they dont show too much of that because it doesnt make for good television but its not like the people are just getting told to chin up. Theyre tackling their insecurities and past traumas as best as they can in the short time frame while also trying to show them how to navigate sex and dating.

>>220814478
>genuinely figure I'll see her again and its no big dead
read, faggot

>>220817333
NTA but at this point f it I'll stay a wizard. Now, the only thing to settle is if I lie about it if asked

>>220817674
Give half truths. If you masturbate you are not fully celibate.
>Yeah, it's been a while.
>Focusing on myself, L0L!
>Looking for the right 1 !!!

Eventually, people just forget and when they remember it's been long enough it's not interesting enough for normies to gossip about.

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>>220817624
And the best median for this is TV?
It’s obviously complete bullshit anyways, both women in the thongs above are perfectly healthly looking, any basic effort on thier part would result in falling into some guys friend group as his GF.
Really those women are hired to fuck the producers in duck costumes in the unfilmed basement seasons, the men are not told what was going to happen at first, just a “eye contact/intimacy test. The men all became unwilling cucks, later they were given disasoccitive drugs and drugs that make it so you don’t form memories, and were raped by guys in the duck suits in the middle of the night, they were gaslit the next day that these were dreams about them not handling the cuck hair scene I talked about above well, all designed to ruin thier life and try to get them to commit suicide.

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>>220817764
Btw if they don’t commit suicide an alternative goal is to get them to troon out, and ruin their life that way. Although I’m not sure if the UK sect pushes that as much. If they gaslit a guy into going full psycho and cut his dick off for troon
goals up it’s almost an automatic promotion

>>220817333
>Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys

But that's the worst part - I HAD ALL OF THOSE and still it made no difference. You are spot on with everything else though.

>>220812284
I fell for the romance meme thinking real life was like the movies. I was looking for a special girl who I would spend my entire life with. There were a few girls I thought were the ones and every time I found a girl I thought was the one it ruined any chances of me doing anything with other girls. I turned girls down because I thought I was in love with the one.
Wasted 20 years of my life and got depression because reality didn't live up to the fantasy. Then spent 10 years a mess, became alcoholic, gained weight, would spend my entire day working and then go home and sleep with no social life. Some girls showed interest at work but every one only led to me getting more fucked up, like this one woman would walk home with me every day and she would hold my hand sometimes until she just got together with a different guy. One girl would flirt all the time with me but turns out she has a husband. Another girl was perfect and we really hit it off but then she got sick and got fired and I never saw her again. Every time something like that happened it would make me more depressed and make me isolate myself to not feel anything like that again.

I cleaned up, got fit, stopped drinking and I am very healthy and put together, but a decade of being fucked up leaves you completely isolated. I wouldn't even know where to meet women. Whatever social skills I used to have are gone.

>>220812396
she kinda chose one of the uglier guys desu

33 and never even been on a date before. All other guys are obsessing about sex from 13 years old and guys always try to have a girlfriend from around the same age, or at least hitting on girls and trying to get with them. I’ve only tried hitting on girls a few times for a few seconds and I just felt very awkward and creepy doing it. I don’t know how other guys do it. I guess it’s easy when you’re not like me and you actually have friend groups so you’re always around girls, or getting invited to parties where girls are, or actually having self-esteem and confidence in yourself that a girl would actually want to be with you so you don’t feel any reservations about flirting with a girl or trying to have sex with one. Those are the main things that caused me to end up like this… lacking friends and lacking self esteem

do the autist girls get paired up with old men? why are all the guys paired with hags?

>>220818870
>do the autist girls get paired up with old men
no they get paired up with the women or the gay men

>>220813298
yes

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>>220818870
The old ladies are the bosses and more like hosts. The real one to one work is done by younger "sex therapists"

Like this lady, one of the cuter "therapists" but she still has a frumpy ass body. The best looking one is the black lady therapist but she hasn't gone nude and has only jerked off the guys which is a shame.

>>220812284

I'm a 30yo virgin.
>Started homeschooling half-way through gradeschool because I was a troublemaker at school
>Kept homeschooling through highschool because it was chill and easy
>Always was a gamer and had tons of online friends so no urge to go out
>Opted out of college because my desired career cares less about diplomas and more about portfolio (level designer/3D artist)
>Spend the vast majority of my 20s chilling at home with vidya, books, shows, weights, etc while working part-time for my dad
>Live with my parents to this day because it's free and we get along, small city with nothing to go do but a farmer's market, I don't drink.
>No strong urge to date in my city, closest thing to like-minded people near me are fat neckbeards and trannies at the local tcg store
>Travel 2-3 times a year for things like LAN parties or relatives. Always socialize fine just never the environment for meeting women.
>Been told I am a 7.5 by a woman and a 7 by a gay friend-of-a-friend
>Rarely feel lonely, porn sates my urges

I expect it'll happen eventually when I move out of my folk's place for work or something, but right now it's just not a high priority for me, even though I'd like to have kids some day.

>>220818987
>jerked off the guys
wait so they hire hookers to cure guys of their virginity on this show? holy kino

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>>220819024
yes

>>220815427
15 here
And it only opens if you select Open in a new tab

>>220812069
levels of poorfaggery I didn't realize were possible

>>220812396
>there's only one girl who's attractive and she instantly hooks up with another guy. I guess that's like a metaphor for modern dating
It's 100% accurate.

>>220811977
is that lady gaga?

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>>220812284
Fighting and killing other people is also a basic human function but we've turned that into a taboo that 90% of men force themselves to suppress. How many times have you personally been in a position where you should've fought/killed someone but didn't for fear of the legal consequences and let them dominate you with their willingness to do harm to you? You do realize suppressing the urge to fight and defend yourself has done just as if not more psychological damage to you than not having sex would. You've trained yourself into becoming a stressed out beta living in fear of violence deferring your physical safety to the whims of others, be it the police who are "protecting you" or the street alphas who are accosting you.

>>220819134
never lol? this is only a thing in chimp society. wasp culture doesnt do this

>>220817333
Truth

>>220812284
I imagine even if I did ever have sex I'd spend the entire time having it just wishing I was home playing vidya instead

>>220819037
So the show is just hiring old whores to jerk the virgins off

>>220819207
i mean that's based.

>>220812633
>noooo you can't sit on some guys lap when you're 14 and you have kissed me that's cheating you were mine noooo
You deserve nothing.

>>220817563
You should tell him it's 2026 and that he doesn't have to live in the closet anymore

>turn 32 next week
>never had a gf or sex

How do I prevent this continuing for the rest of my life?

>>220819467
you spent 32 years not caring. Why start caring now?

Goddamn what a bunch of pricks Joy and her BF are. Here you have these freaks and incels who can't get laid and they're off flaunting their relationship in front of everyone. I would go postal if I was one of the losers on that place.

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>>220819037
nice. do they have to deal with guys with porn addictions and stuff like that or is it just failed normies?
>you keep going soft anon, just relax and enjoy the moment
>i'm sorry, i have deathgrip from jerking off 4 times a day. can you put an aneros in my ass and pinch my nipples, it's the only thing that helps

>>220819570
>or is it just failed normies?
theres a couple straight up autists in there and even theyre progressing. any cope about
>muh disability
is stupid

>>220819467
34yo virgin here
You have to work on everything man.
Dont beat yourself up, the standarts now are so fucking it's not uncommon.
Remember to never tell the truth except the extreme true close friends, and they have to shut up about it, because even close "friends" will shit over you.

If you're not doing physical stuff work on that, just buy a kettlebell and workout at home it's enough to mog 99% of normgoids, being more attractive is always better.

>>220812284
reading replies to posts like this should be a wake up call for me, and yet I still get dragged in lengthy debates about cinema with people who probably have never seen a woman naked irl. I swear I think anons on /tg/ fuck more than the average /tv/ poster, and that's saying something

>>220812284
sex is overrated as hell
the only thing i regret is throwing away opportunities with quality women early in life
but when you're young, you're not going to think about that shit

I literally had a girl tell me to my face that she loved me and she wanted me to be her boyfriend. We became good friends early in the year. We were both virgins and never had been in a relationship.
She even told me I was the first guy friend she'd ever had and that she was scared of guys cause she used to get bullied by a group of them in middle school.
She was stupidly pretty and I had a massive crush on her as well but I had incredibly low self esteem, or more like pure self hatred so I brushed it off as her just being nice to me but a little confused. I couldn't imagine someone actually liking me.

Fast forward a couple years and im a 29 year old kissles virgin kek
Once I overcame my self hatred years later I realized how badly I had blumdered and it kept me up at night.
But the more time passes the more I find it funny.
It is what it is or something along those lines.

Lesbian lost her so called virginity by having the prostitute jerk her off. Does that even count? Lesbians are so retarded kek.

>>220814668
what a fuckup

The three date rule is a real thing.
IF you can make it to the third date you will probably get laid.

>>220812069
I’m able to load webms on the Brave browser app by opening the file in a new tab. iPhone16e

>>220816849
>>220817333
Reading these posts makes me so glad I'm currently engaged. Stole her from some guy I was mates with 8 years ago. I'm also insecure about her past but fuck it, anything is better than being alone and there are so few non-normie-friendly women. Being born with autism/adhd in the UK is basically a death sentence.

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there you go anons of /tv/

you too can have some old lady grab your junk and teach you about sex

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>>220811977
I just got finished marathoning the first season after seeing the other thread from this morning. They had way too many cast members so a handful were basically only seen once or twice, like the brown land whale. At least I can at least relate to this more than Love on the Spectrum. Everyone is a social retard but don't go on autistic rants about dinosaurs and Thomas the Tank Engine.
>tfw no ugly virgin fast food cashier slag gf

>>220812284
The uk is a death sentence for anyone that isn't a turbo-normie. The dating scene there is probably the worst in the entire world as the women not only have insane standards, they are as basic and boring as you can get. That or they hide at home so you can never meet them.

>>220819959
>anything is better than being alone
sharing a house with a horrible person after having children with them is a much, much worse fate than being alone

The only reason I'm not a virgin is because I've had a girlfriend back when I was 17. She was 5 years older than me and fell in love with me over the internet for a reason I still do not understand.

>>220812284
>How have you not just gotten drunk and got a prostitute?
Because I'm not a degenerate

>>220819037
how sad

>>220819959
>Stole her from some guy
>I'm engaged to used goods
Uh
Good for you anon

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>>220819932
Well you know what they say, time heals all wounds.
They lied

>>220820262
yeah
my fav is
>heh, what doesn't kill u only makes u stronker!!!

>yeah I have issues and never got myself laid :(
>going to a reality tv program and getting groomed by some hot milf actress while being recorded so the entire world can potentially mock me will do wonders for said issues and my self esteem! :)

>>220820114
If you're an adult who doesn't procreate, you are absolutely a degenerate.

>>220811977
>>220812284
People are always so shocked at the fact that virgins exist after their early 20s. It's really not hard to be one even as a decent looking male, just don't know anyone or have female friends. Boom done

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>>220811977
I'M NOT GOING I'M NOT GOING I'M NOT GOING

>>220812069
Doesn't matter what iphone you use, clicking on a webm won't work. You have to find a workaround through another browser or perhaps opening it in another tab. Or get a pc. That's like upgrading from a raft to a speedboat

>>220815771
It's a good model, unfortunately they forced people to abandon it since you won't be able to upgrade to the latest ios so most apps break

>>220811977
Honestly, it's a good concept for 202X.
Except of course it was made by br*tish "people" so it has that nasty Sex Education/Naked Attraction stink all over it.
Needs to be remade by people with souls.

>>220813042
That's why it should be legal but a majority of women like keepting it illegal to fuck over men and inflate their own sexual market value, religious people keeps it illegal to control and violently force their agenda on people and i'm sure criminals like to keep it illegal so they can rob, extort and attack the men who want to do something about their sex drive kicking in.

>>220817251
>we're all gonna skinny dip.... except the women who still wear underwear (which will ride up when it gets wet anyway)

>>220812069
No. Fuck off itoddler.

>>220819332
tits or gtfo cunt

>too autistic to have sex
>not autistic enough that they can go on a TV show and talk to the camera about sex
????????

>>220821033
you televised humiliation can be done with class?

>>220817333
>All the good looking women are taken in highschool and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.
Trips to confirm what I already knew was true. It's crazy how I know heaps of single guys (friends and through work), but of all the women I know (a few, again mostly through work) are ALL taken.
I've talked to people about this before about how hard it is to get just an average (not perfect, just average) women after your mid 20s or so but their eyes all glaze over and they tell me just b urself and it'll all work out. So depressing

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>>220811977
>be me
>be nearing Wizard Status
>complete failure in every aspect of my life
>doing my mandatory army service for a year
>stuck with a bunch of 18-25 Y/Os who are constantly yelling like chimps, burping, etc
>all their talk eventually devolves to either fucking bitches or football
>don't hang out with them at all as the few times I've tried to have a conversation I've discovered that they're all literally quite retarded, so I walk around by myself or read books
>they have no clue what forums are, they are afraid to download anything because they'll get viruses or have the gubment fuck them
>every time they try to talk to me about movies/shows they talk about the latest niggershit and have no clue about anything else
>the 2 people who read books just want to shill me selfhelpschlock
>have to hear a bunch of ugly manlets talk about sucking and fucking all night outside the bunks, unable to sleep even for 2 hours, before I go and do my 0200 to 0600 shift of doing my rounds
>one time that I couldn't get out of it I mentioned I'd fucked 3 women in FWB situations as I cannot handle relationships
>pretend I'm extremely autistic and put on a stony face, pretend as if I do not understand humor or metaphors, so that they will accept anything I say as truth, figuring that I'm too autistic to lie
>sometimes stare at them like a braindead owl to give more emphasis
>at least the leave me alone most of the time
>know for a fact that ugly fat manlets 10 years younger than me are laughing at me behind my back
I hate this place. I hate it.

>>220812807
This is literally what you do anon

>>220819037
>>220818987
>hmm, I'm insecure about being a virgin. How can I solve this? I know, I'll get jerked off on tv by a hag
I can understand the getting jerked off part of it but not the 'on tv' bit

>>220821224
It's the state of the world and it sucks
I wish I could go on this show and have hags jerk me daily

>>220819037
>just close your eyes and think of england

>>220821277
you take the bad with the good if you want it enough
no, in case you're wondering, nothing is worth being on tv for imo. I don't like people online knowing my real name so fuck that all the way off

>>220812284
A lot of people are replying with
>go to work
>go home
>repeat
Which is obviously the issue. I am a weird akward guy but I drink and I'm pretty sure I've had girlfriends only because I go to bars and get drunk enough to not be shy anymore. Do that enough throughout your 20's and at some point some girl will think you're cute if only because she has shit taste.

>>220812284
>Do people unironically get to 30 years old as a virgin without a serious mental/physical handicap?

What you're missing is any socialization whatsoever.

>>220821387
>nothing is worth being on tv for imo
my sunconscious imparted this lesson on me when I was 9 or 10. dreamed i was on the canadian kid's game show "Uh Oh!" and it was a drawn out, boring process of being shouted at by grouchy men in a school gymnasium in between 10 minute spurts of filming.
idk how i conjured up such a realistic scenario

>>220813614
Damn bro the us really is a dystopia.
The average male has no way of getting off

>>220821709
all by design. kikes didn't accidentally coin an oxymoron nonsense word demonizing virginity in young males. they want white men alone and miserable while browns flood in

>>220811977
This video gave my wife the ick.

>>220820223
>Good for you anon
Thanks. When are you getting married?

>>220812284
I'm waiting for the right girl.

>>220816849
>Went to a special school year 7-11
People expect literal retards to be virgins, you don't need to worry about being judged

i'd like sex help from hag hookers very much thank you. sex practice, petting, age difference, fully clothed would make me extremely horny

>>220821759
but what does your wifes boyfriend say?

>>220821775
The "right girl" is having sex with another guy right now.

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>>220812284
there's nothing wrong with having morals and waiting for the right one who's also waiting and wanting the first time being with the right one, your life partner

>>220812284
>get multiple chances to fuck girls
>the second they get naked I find myself disgusted by them
There is something very wrong with me, but I'm an otherwise normal person with friendships and relationships.

>>220811977
what show

>>220821261
This feel is a depressing one. I experienced this recently when I interacted with some people around the age of 19. It made me feel very very old (i'm only 28 years young!!! that's not old...)

>>220822466
I'm 28 too, thank fuck I only work with people older than me. I see zoomers on the street and in the gym and they're like another species. Worst part it is they'll keep coming and making me feel even more out of touch as I age.

>>220821261
bro i just know you are greek. Where are you stationed ?

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>>220819959
>bragging about marrying a whore

>>220819959
>anything is better than being alone
I am so glad I'm not like this.

>>220817666
the idiotic part is where you figure that it makes a difference if you go to bed now or 15 minutes later

>>220822413
maybe they were just ugly?