A smart man would have wished for a billion dollars pumped and dumped her after a week and then got his balls licked on a yacht with even hotter woman

>I wish I had the courage, motivation, and drive to be the most interesting, talented, intelligent, handsome, charming man I can possibly be in any reality without experiencing any of the potential negative side effects.
There it’s that easy. He just needed to become Chad

>>220815963
The wish was always going to end badly. i know you guys are trying t find an out but this is the devils playground.

why did bear never ever considered to call an exorcist? i get it's not that type of movie, but not even thinking she was possessed? like she was?
She even throws up in his face at the end

>>220816291
more like
>I wish i was 6ft 5
rest of that is cope

I wish I was Absolute God Emperor of the Universe and that nothing could thwart My will and desires.

>>220815963
Imagine being so beta that you're ideal girl is an OnlyFans girl

Tell us you're a virgin without actually saying it (prostitutes dont count)

>>220815963
I honestly feel so sorry for guys that have to use OnlyFans. I mean its bad enough to watch it, but to actually pay just to watch it - thats like a new form of desperation. Its not like Tinder isnt a thing. Why not go out and actually get laid

>>220815963
I thought the movie became less creepy when you realize it's not really even her. It's just a possession story. It would have been more fucked up if the willow actually broke her brain.

Also why was there no monkey paw to the billion dollars wish?

>>220818399
Technically it just broke her brain and her original self is locked away in her brain suffering.

>>220815963
I would have wished to be happy

>>220815963
io mean make sense, 90% or more of the people if they would found a genie they will want health/love/money and power

>>220816291
cringe
>>220818038
based

>>220818425
>you just end up smiling staring at the ceiling all day

Could there be more One-Wish-Willow kino in the future?

What are some other wishes that could go wrong and make for a good film?

>>220816236
It's one of those films that kind of relies on the MC being retarded.

I enjoyed the movie but it has this common horror movie fault of "how did they explain that to the cops?" Nikki is 100% going to jail for life.

>>220818764
Nothing about that is a fault, it was a good ending

>>220818764
They can just use the willow to bring everyone back to life

>>220818852
Nikki already used her wish, I guess she could make the Sarah's dad do it, but they'd probably come back all Pet Semataried.

>>220818900
When did she make a wish? I don't remember that part. Must have just been a dialog thing

>>220818988
When Bear is in the bathroom pussying out on shooting himself then taking an overdose he suddenly gets all dreamy and goes out to Nikki and the camera lingers on the broken One Wish Willow. She wished for him to love her but he dies because he already took the pills.

>>220816291
>>220818038
>I wish I was a little bit taller
>I wish I was a baller
>I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her)
>I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 impala

>>220818038
More like
>I wish I had a 9 inch cock
Literally everything else and I mean everything is cope.
>she won't see it
All it takes is one DM.

>>220818852
Incorrect. I got a souvenir one wish willow at the premiere and the fine print literally says
>cannot grant wishes involving time manipulation, resurrection, immortality, or more wishes

>>220818988
Did you even watch the movie nigger? Jesus christ no wonder netflix makes filmmakers explain everything repeatedly through dialogue

>>220818075
but you'll be a sandworm hybrid

>>220819064
>>I wish I had a 9 inch cock
Good luck with getting ED at 30.

>>220819223
You should stop smoking, anon.

>>220819255
All it takes is to have even minor circulation problems, anon. Mine is average, but I had a friend whom a few female friends described as a "mammoth cock" and he got ED in his late 20s.

According to said female friends, outside of the visual appeal the sex was horrible, because guess what? Most aren't blown-out whores and they feel more pain than pleasure.

>>220815963
nobody loves or is happy with whores

>>220818425
you're now retarded

>>220819310
I think 6.5 would be the perfect length. Big enough for that shock and awe factor but still completely reasonable to fit it in there without splitting the girl wide open. Even 5.5 can still hit the cervix if angled right.

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>I wish for a billion dollars
Okay here is a billion dollars created out of thin air and dropped right in front of you.
>I wish she loved me
Erm sorry but instead of triggering dopamine chemicals whenever she looks at you, we actually replaced her consciousness with some mentally deficient demon. Also btw, we actually did not even fully replace her, she is locked up in mental jail hell and sometimes she can escape and control her body too and act even crazier lol.

Really?

>>220819645
how did you get this picture of me? (it was cold outside)

>>220819088
>Wish for more willows.
Checkmate fagthiests

>>220819628
Mines just shy of 7" and it does cause my GF and I issues with chafing/tears even if she's super turned on. I honestly thought I was medium sized for most of my life because of the absolute sluts I dated back in the day, and the fact that the only other dicks id seen were in porn or movies, and so obviously way bigger than the norm.
Still, it beats being micro dick mcgee.

>>220819710
>>220819628
There's a reason 6 inches is considered the biological average - because that's what's most comfortable for most women.

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>>220815963
Bear is relentlessly handsome.

this is how you wish correctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqie_rlgmpI

>>220819064
I enjoy the fact you’re this silly and disconnected from real life

>>220819645
Those are marked bills from a child sex trafficking ring and counterfeit.
Please explain it to the secret service and FBI

>>220819088
>I wish I can steal and use other people's wish willows
easy

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Inde Navarrette deserves to have a great career.

Simple. Wishes turn out fine if you are a good person or do not have ill intentions. He got shot in the head btw.

>>220819180
Duncan Idaho WILL fuck my sister!!!

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>wish for 9 inch cock
>it gives you a long disgusting pencil dick

>>220820751
>wish for foreskin back
>the severed foreskin suddenly appears in your hand

>>220820078
>doodlenigger
She does not.

>>220819088
Does it have any warnings against the kind of wish the MC made?

>>220820764
uncircumcised dicks are disgusting

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>>220820821
this

>>220820821
>>220820850
Shalom

>>220820821
>>220820850
Ok, shlomo

>>220820875
>>220820882
virgin incel

how is this movie scary? she's just a white woman

>>220820942
she's not scary, idiot. she's sexy hot, faggot.

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I like how Nikki is the only non-shitty person in the group, but apparently she was already borderline insane and just needed an extra push (the wish)

>>220815963
...nope actually the other dude was the smart man just wishing for a ton of money the women come automatically afterwards

>>220821063
Nah, she hooked up with Ian behind Bear’s back. It was all pretend.

>>220821063
She is Latina after all

>>220821425
I can't even tell if Sasha is worse for gaslighting Bear about this shit and then immediately trying to get him to cheat with her in the car. I was actually rooting for her too until that stunt.

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>The protagonist is a misogynistic monster who fucking deserved what he got because he made an off-hand wish he didn't even think would actually work.

This movie is making women show how much they hate men to their very core.

>>220821449
SARAH*

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>>220821455
Inde Navarrette and Michael Johnston are literally saying that Bear has some redeeming qualities and that probably Nikki would be open to date him.

But no...

The feminists and some of their allies are missing the point that it's a story about a man who gets corrupted by a wish.

Was I the only one who thought Sarah was hotter than Nikki?

>>220821522
That's your yellowfever brain speaking

>>220821540
She’s Asian? Didn’t even notice.

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>>220821573
Chinese/Irish mix, but her make up was white girl style in the movie.

>>220821601
When I saw her last name was Lawless I immediately looked up to see if she was Lucy Lawless’s daughter.

>>220821522
>>220821540
>>220821573
She's attractive.

I wonder if the fake corpse is based on the real body of the actress, I mean it had cute tits.

>>220820771
You're gay

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Inde Navarrette is cute

I would've been able to handle her
and I wouldnt be such a pussy over the whole "Nikky's trapped in hell" thing at all
all he had to do is explain to the demon that he knows that it's a demon and he's OK with it and will love her anyway
but Bear is a cuck simp and would rather yearn for some used up roastie than have a happy relationship with someone who actually loves him and can make him happy - death to normies

are there any niggers in this film? Is it watchable?

>>220822461
>>220821499
>>220820078
>>220815963


stop posting my wife.

>>220816291
thats like 5-6 wishes retard

>>220815963
Its obvious the creator was saying interfering with free will, engaging in devil magic, always backfires, because only God determines outcomes. Its actually Christ-Pilled and Based if you think about it

>>220818988
>>220819121
It was a massive branch breaking noise too. I didn't even think the movie would show the broken one wish willow after how obvious the noise was.

>>220821449
I had thought the twist was going to be that Sarah was already a psycho and loved Bear, and that's why Nikki is so batshit, because she was forced to love Bear even more than Psycho Sarah. But the wish is just worked out silly for no reason.

>>220815963
I wish I knew the credentials to the satoshi wallet

>>220822992
That would have been extremely based.

>>220820052
Cash in that amount is basically just all meals and groceries free forever. While that would save you a bunch of money, it's definitely better to wish for "winning the biggest lottery jackpot." You get taxed a fuck ton but at the end you might have like 500 million and it's legit money.

Why do you even like this movie? It's yet another woke slop about how evil incels are.

>>220823181
For example, Sarah killed his grandma and his cat. Cause I was thinking, how did his cat manage to open the childproof pill bottle in a way where he was able to put the cap back on? A dog or cat would have had to break the cap basically to get it open. Not even sure a cat could manage with their smaller mouth.

>>220823205
Nobody knows the evil of incels better than someone who posts on 4chan, actually. I have to tolerate these dweebs shitposting their feelings all day everyday. I'm glad when I see media showing them as they are, disgusting rats.

People here are retarded and don't understand the monkey's paw

>>220816236
>massive hyperinflation makes your current net value 1bn
>>220818038
>your bones expand killing your painfully
>>220818075
>everyone in the universe dies

etcetc
cool flick btw

>>220823335
Zoomies didn't watch The Wishmaster

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>>220820751
>>220819064
>Simply the genie/djinn won't simply give you a male chicken
Wish granted.

>female character cries like a baby and pisses herself
any more movies like this?

>>220822765
Nope with your intention sent into the wish it all flows into becoming Chad. It's just a strong specificity so there are no drawbacks
>>220818038
Decent point but I'm already 6'3 so I didn't think of it lol

the movie was mid
too long should just be 1 hour 20 mins

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Inde Navarrette

>>220824320
what's with her hairline

>>220821499
You can have redeeming qualities and make terrible decisions. I’m sure there are some pedophile rapists out there who are really funny and chill.

>>220818038
Im conflicted it would be nice being 6'5 but then, as a 5'3 manlet. I cant date giant women anymore.

>>220818543
>father of small child with terminal cancer
>”I wish I could cure cancer with a touch”
>runs through the cancer wing at the hospital healing every person he can
>becomes famous
>becomes mobbed everywhere he goes
>retreats to a high security office building and needs to start charging to pay for all the security
>still mobbed relentlessly by desperate people from all over the world
>prices become so high to manage demand that only the rich and famous can even get on the waitlist
>moral dilemma eats him alive as he becomes worshipped as a second coming or a modern God
>after a decade of despairing he begins to sneak out of his own high security compound to heal people in secret
>discovers once caught that his own “security” is there as much to control production as they are to protect him
>stockholders and CEOs don’t want him giving away service for free and driving down price
>they begin to smear him on media as a cruel tyrant who wields his power for personal gain and withholds it against the company’s wishes as he begins to age and they realize they need a graceful exit
>he plans a coup de etat
>escapes and hops a plane to South America to live in remote jungle
>made arrangements with some of the first people he healed to basically sneak leaked docs and info of the company’s control over him and price inflation over the already staggering cost of healing
>ends with an elderly protagonist watching a tv in a bar in Peru
>news briefly mentions the ongoing investigation and shows senators denouncing accusations against the company and railing about how they will fix healthcare and remove people like him from positions of power
>he hears a tiny cough
>he turns, interested
>a mother pats the back of a bald and sickly child as they walk by outside
>he picks up his hat and walks out the door after them
>roll credits

>>220824421
Well Simone de Beauvoir had a fat ass

( I'm not making that up Nelson Algren took a picture of her naked )

Please mods don't ban me

>>220818399
>Also why was there no monkey paw to the billion dollars wish?
We don't know yet if there wasn't though cause the movie ended before we saw the consequences of it. For all we know the billion dollars was stolen from some cartel or something.

>>220823205
>woke
??? Isn't this movie 100% white? iirc the only poc character I can think of was that black dude background character at the party. Sarah and Nikki are white passing

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Is this movie good tho?

>>220825492
It's a Blumhouse 8 so a 6.

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>>220820821
KIKE ALERT

>>220825850
incel virgin detected

she aint all that attractive desu

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>>220826938
Look man there are better ways to come out of the closet