How do we make this flop? Normies seem totally interested despite the shit casting, costumes, writing, sets etc
>>220816319Start by not being an impotent loser who can't even end his sentence properly.
>>220816319We bormies will watch anythinf cuz its about watching with frens not slop itself
Sadly this movie will probably make money just because Nolan is a popular director.
>>220816343Here's a punctuation mark for you (.), you pedantic faggot.
>>220816319It's already a lost cause because Musk made it a culture war issue. Libs will see it repeatedly just to own Musk now.
>Do Nothing>WinWe will do what we've always done, fellow chud.
Well, first, you'll have to come up with a criticism besides petty shit that doesn't impact the quality of the film like costumes and the race of the cast
>>220816473Is hostility to Elon Musk somehow preconditioned on having liberal politics?
>>220816319>Normies seem totally interestedit's worse than that op. I bet they didn't even think about getting our permission first!
normies are not interested in this. i work in timeshare in las vegas and whenever an up starts going south i ask them a quick parting question about various topics that i want to get the normie read on. most of them do not know what the fuck this movie is. if they do they think it looks retarded. this is all the info i need.
>>220816319im going to see it in imax for nolan, for damon, its all shot in imax ((allegedly)) and the story itself.. i like the book and reread it earlier this year sonot like it has much competition in the month of release
>>220816473Yep that retard made it about the evil black woman instead of everything else. I'm surprised he hasn't started chain posting about that shit Troy movie like the rest of the alt-right
>>220816481I'm gonna guess it'll be annoying, the dialogue won't be audible, it'll be loud, and pointless, and probably shit all over the source material at the same time. None of that mentions race or costumes. Nolan is just a hack of a filmmaker. It would be bad even if it was all white.
>>220816526They'll be sorry when they see us picketing theaters and hear our catchy chant of "HELEN WHITE 4 EVAR, LUPITA NEVAR!".
>>220816526Entertainment and media would unironically be a lot better if a high council of chuds approved releases that normies were allowed to watch
>>220816319If it makes you feel any better, this shit movie has cast so many big and expensive names that it will need a huge box office to make a profit
>>220816319Stop casting ugly ass people. Like, look at Zendaya's ugly ass face in that picture. Meanwhile movies like Troy had Rose Byrne, Diane Kruger, and Saffron Burrows. Even fucking Achilles mother was a classic beauty Julie Christie.Also I have no problem with Matt Damon but like no other male actor in the movie comes close to a cast you'd have 20 years ago in a movie like this. Again, referencing Troy they had Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Eric Bana. Then fucking Sean Bean, Brian Cox, Brendan Gleeson and Peter O'Toole.It's just fucking stupid. They should have made this movie 20 years ago with Sean Bean when they had the chance and hollywood wasn't dead yet.
>>220816553How do hacks filmmakers win multiple oscars and create multiple films that gross a billion dollars
>>220816319Normies just have to be told that something isn't popular and they won't watch it.
>>220816319>How do we make this flop?act like you're seriously into it
>>220816613That's what I'm saying here >>220816598, anon.
>>220816473The outrage discourse over Lupita as Helen was already at insane levels before Elon weighed in on it. In a way that I don't think was organic- more likely the studio amplified the "controversial" casting rumors long before any official confirmation because this movie has a huge budget and would be held back by its genre. If it hits about the same box office ceiling as Troy and Gladiator, it's a failure. It needs some sort of mass awareness and appeal beyond that
>>220816319there's no need for a culture war, no normies want to sit through some highbrow bullshit like this. The critics will give 10/10, the audience will give 3.5, it won't make much money because people would rather watch something else.
>>220816319>Howdont go and dont watch, convince any one you can to dont go, to wait for it to come out on netflix, and then just forget about it.
>>220816319>How do we make this flop?Kek, you're pathetic
>>220816539>bro this is the time he flops, trust me bro, i know he's literally never flopped before in his entire career but this blockbuster fantasy with a star studded cast will drive away the normies for sure
>>220816319>how do we make this flopthe movie sold out its IMAX tickets a year before it was even set to premiere. you don't lmao
>>220816319I simply will not pay to see itI dont need to make this some personal battle which rests on how good or bad this movie does, I don't support slop and so I wont support this.
>>220816630actors take a pay cut to work with big directors like nolan tho
>>220816319introduce them to a superior contemporary adaptationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IsYf_0UGLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxEk24ognX4
>>220816758She really shouldn’t be playing Achilles
>>220816319Literally who cares?The fact you seem to care so much makes you a huge faggotEither watch it or don't, little retard boy
>>220816360>>220816439Its too long. 2 hours and 52 minutes. This makes it Nolan's second-longest movie to date, sitting just behind 2023's Oppenheimer (3 hours)
>>220816473I live in a libshit town and nobody cares about elon. People don't think about him outside of the terminally online. Hell I was expecting a blue wave in my area and was surpised to see people vote for the "maga" canidate in mass. Our new maps are very red skewed as well.
>>220817695Actually, if anything, it's too short. It's the fucking Odyssey.
We need country flags. It'd make posting fun and out all the non americans
>>220816319it will flop because they casted a white man instead of an olive-skin curly black haired greek man
>>220816866It's a typical Hollywood strategy at this point>Cast the wrong people>Culture war erupts>Movie turns out to be shit>Deflect all criticism on the culture war, accuse detractors of being racist
As a Greek, I'm personally invested in seeing this disgusting abomination flop. Oh and fuck jewlywood for promoting diversity only when it's about blacks, asians, Maori, Latinx and a bunch of token Viking mayos, while always ignoring us, and more generally Meds and Middle Easterners unless we're mafiosi or terrorists
>>220818484What could of been...
>>220816319We can't. Faggot Nolan has a cult-like fanbase of pseuds that have convinced the general audience that he's a great filmmaker, so his movies always succeed by default. It will be garbage and most people will probanly dislike it, but there's no stopping it from making money.
>>220816319>matt damon plays THE SMARTEST MAN AT HIS UNIVERSITY >matt damon plays THE SMARTEST MAN IN SPACE >matt damon plays THE SMARTEST MAN IN ANCIENT GREECE
>>220818803>matt damon plays THE WORLDS SMARTEST SECRET AGENT
I love how this makes chuds uncontrollably seethe. It will be a success and you faggots will cry like you always do HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220818814why would we seethe about movies i dont watch that shit lol
>>220818719When have (((they))) ever once promoted any "diversity" that isn't blacks and gays? There's never any Asians or Mexicans or anything else really.
>>220816319I'm going to watch this with friends. I already read the poem, so I'm curious to see how much of a disaster it is.
>>220818845It will make 150+ million opening weekend and you'll make threads crying about it.
>>220819133i will not care at all
>>220816319Fiennes just did this film. Why do we need another? Pointless stroking.
>>220818803This Reddit fag is like the worst person they could have cast to play Odysseus. He's supposed to be a sly, deviosu rogue with balls of steel and a grey morality. Can you imagine Matt muh wife Damon going back to Ithaca and putting all the servant girls to the sword because they consorted with the traitorous suitors? What would the modern audience TM think of him doing such misogynist things?
>>220818845>why would we seetheIt's going to be hilarious seeing you incels spam endless amounts of cope threads about how bad and overrated Odyssey is
>>220818922So you'll all give it money? Peak IQ here
>>220816319>How do we make this flop?I don't think you have the power to, little chuddie
>>220816319Why is this movie your worst nemesis? Move on with your life
>>220819297What the Bayesian posterior mode of you having a tampon up your anus as you posted that?
>>220816866So true bro. Online racists never launch widespread hate campaigns over movies, it has to he a studio psyop. Got me again, Hollywood!
>>220816319My normie neighbor talked about how noone cast in this movie is believable. How it looks fucking weird and shit. He really like battleship btw.Tbf battleship was better than I expected so. That earned it an extra point...
>>220816319i always intended to pirate it, so i have already won.
>>220819319Poor little chuddiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo
>>220816319You dare demand action? This one will do absolutely nothing, as is only proper.Such foolishness…
>>220819422This. We do what we always do and win.
>>220816319I don’t care if every man, woman, and child on earth sees this trash. I don’t care if it wins awards, accolades, or critical acclaim. I don’t care if, in the year 2079, it is voted to have been the best film ever made. I don’t watch raceswapping, DEI filth and I never will.
>>220819133I don't care at all about these movies, but thats what some of you said about the new star wars movie.
>>220819273Calm down poojeet. Nobody cares.
>>220816319test
>>220819706>Nobody cares.You cared enough to reply. Can't wait for the endless copium posts from you chuds. It's very entertaining
>>220816469Keep your nipples to yourself
>>220816319>we
>>220819273why would it be good? they don't really make good big movies anymore
>>220819861>but according to me (a chud) it's le badWatch it make a shit ton of money then revert to spamming your typical cope threads
>>220819861>why would it be good?Sometimes things are goodNot everything is shit just because you hate yourself and your life anon
>>220819870so what if it does? >>220819878not very often. takes a lot of skill and will to make something that's actually good on an artistic level
>>220819823>wuz
this movie will sink nolan foreverso i support it
chuds already pre-coping lmao
>>220819897Here is how It will go you self hating incel :>pre-release seethe (you are here)>release>you begrudgingly watch it>uhhmm...actshually this is decent >but...buut I need to keep the larp going I should hate on it just to feel good about myself>make infinite cope hate threads about itRent free
Nolan is too big to fail. Tenet only flopped because of Covid otherwise he hasn't had a loss in decades.
>>220816481see that's the problem. the costumes and casting are legitimate reasons this time.
>>220819968here's how it will go >i don't watch it because i don't watch any movies and don't care about any movies >i open some threads about it on v and chuckle
The irony is that Helen of Troy was likely a dusky maiden.Troy was in Turkiye and in the non-European part at that, ever seen a white Turk? Me neither. The thing is, MAGA types are so poorly educated they think shes white, same as black Yankee-doodle-dandies think Cleopatra was black because they lack education.
>>220816481>casting, costumes and props aren't valid things to criticizeliteral brainrot
>>220820131>ever seen a white Turk?actually i know a guy, picrelyes i know he's got brown eyes but his skin is pale
>>220820131doesn't matter if it's historically accurate, that's not even the issue. movies full of nonwhites are just always very bad unless they're movies actually from nonwhite countries or featuring only nonwhite people and about them
>>220820131Turks weren't in Anatolia until literally 3000 years later, retard. Beautiful women in Greek epics were always described as "white armed" not "poop stained"
>>220816481>doesn't impact the quality of the film like costumes and the race of the cast
>>220816542why.Are you going to watch a movie or you are just fellating the expensiveness of the filmmaker equipment?Why does it even mattermuh IMAX
>>220816549Troy mogs your pozzed Greydyssey
>>220816639Matt Damon fucking suck, like the rest of the weirdo looking ugly cast.He will never not look like a redneck or a retard
>>220820153Hate to break it to you, but your boyfriend is not white, he is just afraid of the sun.>>220820164The ethnic count seems quite low considering how big the cast is. One of the highest profile castings, Archillies, could have been an ethnic if they were playing that game, but they went with a muscular white guy.>>220820171Before the Turks it was actually Namibians, who were even darker skinned.
>>220816646Budget, viral marketing and hitting that sweet spot in the lowest common denominator
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>>220819323recist blackwasher always brag online about being racist blackwashers
>>220820286>Hate to break it to you, but your boyfriend is not white, he is just afraid of the sun.keep moving that goalpost nigger
>>220820275but he always plays the smartest man in the universe because he;s such a genius!
>>220818484>white man instead of an olive-skinYou american leftists have the most racist and stereotypical mental image of the world I've ever had the displeasure to witness
>movie makes chuds madYou bet your ass its going to be a blockbuster
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>>220820310I only ever liked him in that movie where the bogged singer makes his head explode, specifically because of that
>>220820337>leftards support cultural appropriation to own the chuds
>>220816319>How do we make this flop?Just don't watch it, faggot.If literally everyone who disapprove this shit just stayed home instead of being a fucking FOMO, I promise you a couple of weeks after the release date you would see news everywhere about investors jumping from rooftops
>>220816473Why does this shit have to be a culture war territory?All the criticism are fucking valid, starting with the Muskoid one, and only the most extreme terminal online leftards would have any reason to disagree
>>220818730esl spotted
>>220819249just watched it. kinda kino drama
>>220816319I'll try to play devil's advocate just to be a 4chan snowflake. Nolan may have many flaws and be a hack, but I don't think he's that stupid.I suspect his Odyssey is a "false odyssey" from the very beginning. I mean, in his films he always wants to use some narrative device on which he then builds the film, like the Matrioska in Inception or the time effect in Interstellar.Nolan's Odyssey could be a film that mixes present and past with some narrative device and that's why we have Elena of Detroit and people speaking Californian.Or maybe Nolan was forced to swallow strong impositions from the production because even someone like him has to come to terms with them if he wants a 250 million budget.
>>220821635Stupid phone, my bad, sorry. However, this is not to justify the questionable choices of having Batman or armored giants in the film.
>>220820321>posts image of modern womantrojan war was 3200 years ago dumbass
>>220816319its gonna flop, dont worry. >but the internet bots say it wont flop!its gonna flop. the fatigue has settled in, and its here to stay.
>>220821854>its gonna flopUnlikely. A lot of people will trust Nolan anyway.
>>220816319That´s just what THEY want you to believe. Traditionally reality is built by media, this is more true today than it´s ever been. You get bots, payed shills and these days you could probably get tons of fake AI generated testimonies and influencers telling you this movie is the best thing ever, not to mention reviewers, awards and festivals are all part of the marketing and advertising machine as well.The only thing any of us can do is just not be swayed and baited into going watch it. And ok, maybe you can bomb it on review sites but i don´t think that helps all that much.
>>220816439Nolan is one of the very few directors who can sell movie tickets with his name alone, but it take a LOT of interested people to turn a film with such a high budget into a success.My prediction is that it will make a lot less money than Oppenheimer ($600-700 million worldwide, that means barely breaking even)
>>220816866>In a way that I don't think was organic- more likely the studio amplified the "controversial" casting rumors long before any official confirmationThere isn't a chance this wasn't the case. I refuse to believe this wasn't a rage marketing scheme from the start.
>>220816502Not liberal, still think he's a fucking weirdo and a scammer. Yeah sure this faggot will take you to Mars and terraform it when people can barely go to the moon or even fix ecology of our planet. Anyone that believes that is a total retard.
>>220816319I'm actually more annoyed with Matt Damon's casting than the nigz. He's such a bore to watch and literally does the same schtick every time.
>>220821960i think the fatigue is stronger than people thinking nolan isnt a hack.
>>220821055Newfag spotted
>Normies seem totally interested
There's no way this will flop. Even Oppenheimer a biography movie about some literalal who Jew did crazy numbers. The Odyssey sounds a lot more fun to normalfags and they couldn't care less about the casting or sets and costumes
Trust the plans chuddies! This will definitely flop...in your dreams AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>220822654I can't tell if you're saying it's doomed to fail or not, but I don't think it will. This will not flop. maybe it won't even be a bad film despite the questionable choices.
>>220821838>nonsequitur moving the goalpostAnd ~3000 years ago Homer described many of his characters exactly like that. Blonde, white armed and bright eyed.Your point?
>>220822619oppenheimer broke normies, it was unwatchable dogshit, its possible they wont go and watch another nolan waste of time movie.
>>220822619i am 100% sure that not even 1 person in the entire world watched oppenhimer twice.
>>220821838the ancient greeks were only whiter than modern greeks.
>>220817170It will, and you will pretend you always knew it was flop years from now.
>>220821979>Nolan is one of the very few directors who can sell movie tickets with his name alone, but it take a LOT of interested people to turn a film with such a high budget into a success.>My prediction is that it will make a lot less money than Oppenheimer ($600-700 million worldwide, that means barely breaking even)This is more than plausible
>>220821981>the trailer wasn't boring grey DEIshit and cultural vandalism, with visually retarded ideas, the disdain was all fake
>>220822654Good golem. Eat all your shit out of spite lmao
>>220817170Half of those movies are meh or bad.are praising what exactly?
>>220817742Which was way too long in the first place. Cut all that that down to a 2hr movie
>50% of the cast are blacks from somalia>not even 1 actual greek>not even as a janitor>the trailer looks like the movie had a budget of 5$poor Nolan.
Come November, Odyssey is going to get mogged by Ramayana: Part 1: Directed by Nitesh Tiwari, this massive two-part Indian cinematic epic is aiming for a monumental global footprint.
>>220823273Implying more people care about Oppenwho than a cool fantasy adventure. You chuddies keep coping, this will clear a billion easy
>>220820131She wasn't from Troy, she moved there with her new bf
>>220823642>more people care about Oppenwho thOppenheimer got constant buzz as a cinematic masterpiece. >a cool fantasy adventureFor that He-Man is going to mog Odyssey. Just look how beautiful He-man looks in the trainers compared to how shitty Odyssey lookswho wants to see an action movie with age 55 Matt Damon?
>>220820454>All the criticism are fucking valid, starting with the Muskoid one, and only the most extreme terminal online leftards would have any reason to disagreeThe only actual criticism that's consistent across all fronts is "there are lots of black people in this movie and I find it upsetting," and no, I don't think most normies find that very sympathetic.
>>220823754>For that He-Man is going to mog Odyssey9/10 bait
>>220823771HeMan will easily mog Odyssey for cool fantasy adventure For cool fantasy adventure, He-Man will be:..Here.....Then way down here in the mid category will be Odyssey You people going into Odyssey thinking you're going to get a cool fantasy adventure like He-Man are going to be massively disappointed
>>220823599Lokks already way more interesting.1st because it doesn't look like some overserious gray demistifiet shit2nd because I know jack shit about Indian myths and finally someone makes something out of the ordinary, and it will star attractive people3rd I'm sure it's a celebration, and of a self flagellation, like anything in the west
>>220823760>I don't think most normies find that very sympathetic.the only people on earth that think racism is the worst sin ever are whites, and even then only like half of them max. chinks in china will tell you without blinking that niggers are nasty apes, and this is a movie that needs to be a hit globally to make back that huge budget.
>>220823642>cool the trailer only showed grey bring slop>fantasylmao it's the usual demistified "realism">adventureYAWN>>220823754>>220823812>He-ManThat shit looks awful, woke and just a bad gotgthere is nothing He-Man about that dogshit and it will bomb so hard that nobody will touch the IP for decades, if at all
>>220823812>blackwashed dogshit movie (Nolan)VS>blackwashed dogshit cringe (nobody)mmmm....
>>220823946>That shit looks awfulEveryone who has seen it including all the critics I've read, have said it's awesome I even go on YouTube watch people my age that look like me who have seen it give whole reviews about how awesome it was. They say you will be smiling the whole timeFor you, He-Man will be one of the greatest moments in your life, as it makes you smile for onceOdyssey won't be making anyone smile
>>220816473>liberals>paying to go to the theatre.That's not how it works nowadays.
>>220824088>astroturfing made me smileYou talk like an homosexual with down syndromeCan't wait for pozzed blackwashed gotg wannabe that is nothign like He-Man to bomb spectacularly without even making even a little bip an any radarAnd psoting the actual Teela (that looks nothing liek tha shit in the pozzed flick) won't help
>>220824303You go to school to study to get your MFA (In liberal circles every third person has their masters of fine arts), you're a liberal. Especially if you what to be a Thespian (actor). Sparta would be the conservatives. Did they have a celebrated theater scene like Athens?The liberal district in my city has the best theaters (the only 3 theaters in historic unique theaters, 1 screen, 3-4 screen, 3-4 screen)The all white suburbs has the big box monster-sized 12 and 16 screen movie complexes which are cool tooBut rural areas is where it's all conservative, do they even have movie or care about gay shit like film and Hollywood?
>>220816473>Libs will see it repeatedly just to own Musk now.No they won't.
>>220816319normies are hating that, specially all the Helen of Detroit.
>>220820152>>220820240The only criticism I've heard of the costumes is they're not that gay bronze age turtle shit lmao
>>220824821the criticism is that they look like boring gray shit and the even the turtle bronze would be better
>How do we make this flop?By not being a hate-watching faggot nigger.
>>220823424Should be two separate movies like the Indian epic is doing:>>220823599For Odessey Part 1 is King Odysseus going from Troy back home to his Kingdom of Ithaca were the dude from Twilight is seducing his wife in the side plot. This journey from Troy to Ithaca takes like a decade with all kind of crazy shit happening to him on his journey. That's what The Odyssey is known for: the first single-character quest story in European history. Any epic quest movie you see following a single character's quest is going to be in this genre. So do a whole movie on thatPart 2 - the Return to Ithaca. This is the whole last 3rd of the movie and all the actors left by this point are all white the rest of the way...except maybe Athena?
>>220819323Back when there seemed to be no real evidence yet of what role Lupita had, all we knew was that she was in it, no I don't think an organic and unwanted racist hate campaign could have created the biggest culture war over a movie since The Last Jedi without anyone seeing it. It could have happened, but there's something weird about it happening *to this extent*
>>220825660...except maybe Athena?Awwwwww this is going to be adorable. The wise and peaceful Spanish looking Goddess helps the white family from white land. Coming to the all white suburbs near youPart 1Mentor to King Odysseus's cuck son Telemachus (he's a cuck because he can't do anything about the dude from Twilight cucking his whole family)>At the start of the epic, Odysseus’s household is overrun by suitors attempting to usurp his throne. Athena disguises herself as a loyal friend named Mentor (hence the modern term) and pushes Telemachus to assert himself. She guides him to travel to Pylos and Sparta (black chick makes her only appears as Helen here as the wife of the King) to seek news of his father, transforming him from a helpless boy into someone that actually tries to get helpProtector of King Odysseus of the White People Kingdom >Athena constantly lobbies Zeus on Mount Olympus to allow the hero to return home. She admires Odysseus's wit and cunning, seeing him as a reflection of her own tactical mind.
>>220819323DEI is an assault against white people. Self defense is not a hate campaign its righteous defense against racists.
>>220825660>>220826575Part 2: the Return to Ithaca (white people land)Look how legendary Athena's role is here>Athena plays an active role in the climax of the epic. She empowers Odysseus and Telemachus during their fight against the suitors, deflecting enemy spears and striking fear into the hearts of the aggressors. Ultimately, she ensures that a blood feud does not destroy Ithaca by forcing a lasting peace between Odysseus and the enraged families of the slain suitors
4chan culture being downstream of twitter now has been a complete disaster
>>220826670>DEIWait until you go to college. Everything is DEI except they don't just stick to anti-racism, they do everything. The worst is Marketing, every little thing they do at the chain stores, like your local chain grocery, etc is designed to program your mind so that you enhance their shareholders profits (you can buy stock and be a shareholder yourself unless it's a private company). That is what capitalism is now. You go to MBA school now, everything is about maximizing shareholder profits. Its not a liberal vs conservative thing that ideology is the uniparty With increasing shareholder profits, these are projects involving hundreds of millions of dollars, they have finance people, everyone in capitalism needs a finance person (major in that, get a double major)And it doesn't take a finance person to tell you that appealing to people in other nations and races will increase shareholder profits
>>220816319Can we pleeeease have a Caesar in Gaul movie?
