>Chocolate cake, Game Boy, and me. Which would you like first?What is the correct response here?
there is no reason I can't enjoy all three simultaneously at least until I'm done with the cake
>>220817168not gonna lie guys, young me would not mind being cowgirled by an attractive older woman in his bed, strangely enough
>>220817168The correct answer is to fuck her first eating cake between to regain energy and then once the cake is gone and or she has had all she can take to play game boy until she is either ready again or you can acquire more cake.
>>220817168>Game Boy. Kirby's Dream Land.
>>220817218You sick fuck
what's the context to this scene?
>>220817247kid's wet dream
>>220817247it's a gameboy ad
>>220817263thanks.and let me guess, gameboy is better than sex. what a predictable plot for an ad.
>>220817168FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>>220817247https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/206-picket-fences/season/1/episode/14
Eat out her butt.
>>220817168fuck the gameboy, play with the cake, eat the whore.
>>220817168OMG OMG omg omg
>>220817168I'd fuck her only in the ass
>>220817168At that age,Iwhen people say 'sleeping together' I thought adults just were doing just that, lying in bed and sleeping together, so even if I chose her we wouldn't be doing nothing but sleep
>>220817224no no no you have her sit on the cake and then you "clean her up"
>>220817168how does he not just lick suck sex that woman i would and all night wit her and make feel good
>>220817168What would He-Man do?
>>220817315What the hell even is this show? Reading a few episodes synopses makes it seem like Twin Peaks lite
>>220817168
>>220817470Small town social issue of the week centered around a family consisting of the town sheriff and the town doctor and their 3 kids. It's not good.
>>220817168Fuck off and leave the gameboy.
>>220817458I watched a single episode of He-Man to see why gen-X’ers were so enamored of him and that shit was gayer than gachimuchi for a shoot.So chances are he’d make some sarcastic quip at the girl’s expense and fuck off to the “gym” or wherever it is 80’s gays congregate.
>>220817632The cartoon was always low effort brain stupidifving hana Barbara slop, even when I was a kid, , never clocked the rose tinted glasses for it,
>>220817168Do gamers really?
>>220817168protip: it doesn't stop being pedophilia just because it's an attractive woman
>>220817632>why gen-X’ers were so enamored of himPeople are enamored by a $200 million summer block buster introducing a fresh new super hero. Everyone is sick of the other 30 super heros getting recycled 59 times so it's nice to have a new one
>>220817949Also the boy could still rape her if he really wanted jt
>>220817218erm... that's literally rape dude
>>220817168the cake might spoil, so a slice of it firstthen the woman as it might spoil tooand finally the ageless gameboy game
>>220817926There's a whole porn game built around this comic called House Chores. I recommend downloading one of the older versions before they switched artists.
>>220817168Oh boy, chawklet cayyke. woow. I wish I could have all the chawklet cake in the world
>>220817433That sounds pretty gay. Who chooses ass over pussy?
>>220818028Because actually giving a fuck about a woman's pleasure through vaginal stimulation is gay. Taking their ass, an orifice not meant for sex and ultimately hurts the foid, is the conqueror's way of doing it.
>>220817949Yes it does.
>>220817949It's only pedophilia when White people do it. For everyone else it's 'they culcha'.
>>220817218you sick fuck
game boy but only if it's the gameboy light or one of the promotional GBAs/SPs>>220818053>good artist doomed to drawing absolutely degenerate shitEvery fucking time
>>220818085Whites like moralfagging to a fault. Most cultures don’t give a shit about age gap memes.
>>220818028Pussies are for pussiesAssholes are for assholes
>>220818085TRVKE
>Her>Tell her to leave when done>Eat cake>Play gameboy>Bed
>>220817218I don’t agree with it but I think I can understand your perspective.
>>220818128All that matters to me is what my family thinks and I could never go to a family function or do couples dates with my siblings if I had some weirdo age gap
>>220817440My parents had a book by Tim Allen for some reason, and there's a passage where he ended up with a girl who wanted to "sleep together", and meant just sleep in the same bed. He bemoans his fate and talks about counting her ceiling tiles or something while she slept peacefully.I read it at like 10 and didn't understand what else "sleep together" could possibly mean. It was a big mystery for me for a while.
>>220817457He’s stupid.
>>220818134Not according to based Tebow
>>220818183That sucks. I like when my gfs mog my sister. She’s such a bitch and she can’t stand how I get better women than she gets guys.
>No AI made video with alt scenariosYou dumb niggers
>>220817168>Jelly donuts, Pokédex, and me. Which would you like first?
>>220818053What's this from
>>220818338Google is your friend.
>>220818375Image search is beyond fucking useless now
>>220818312Team Rocket is wasted on Pokemon.
>>220818388Works fine for me.
>>220818028people who don't spend ALL FUCKING DAY going 'she needsniggercock' and fucking nothing but their fist
>>2208171681) Cake first.2) Wash hands3) Gameboy - Link's Awakening, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, Operation C, Ninja Gaiden Shadow, Belmont's Revenge, Trip World, Donkey Kong 94, Mario Land 1 & 2, Batman, TMNT 3 Radical Rescue.Who cares about some skank when there are kino games to be played.
Fucking the cake into her ass
>>220817168FART ON THE CAKE, BITCH.CAKE FARTS!I'LL TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU FARTING ON THE CAKE WITH MY GAMEBOY CAMERA™
Why are femcels all pedos now? A few years ago they were still just good ol fujos, but now they’re all shotacon.
>>220817168lick chocolate frosting off of her breasts, tummy and thighs, then go down on her until she can't stand it (already putting me head and shoulders above other men) then fuck her for as many rounds as my body will physically allow. my balls will be literally bone dry by the time I'm done with this gorgeous woman - to do anything less is to shame my bloodline
>>220818028Someone who gets plenty of pussy
>>220818338the source is in the comic itself ya coombrain
>>220818929This is a male fantasy anon. Even the teachers getting caught are fucking 16 year olds athletes, not little shrimp dick boys
>>220817218that's how you catch cooties, dumbass.
>>220817263Nintendo was pretty daring back then.
>>220818192Did you ever figure it out?
>>220817926If your mom takes care of herself and is in good shape then she's probably one of the most attractive women you'll see in your life.
>>220817168I think you're supposed to mutter "hummina hummina" or something. Realistically though none would hear you over the boinging spring sound coming from your dick.
>>220818375no it isn't they're spying on you
>>220819164>using rape to sell video games
>>220817168HER FEETTTTT
>>220817400>>220817433You browns need to put the porn away
>>220817457Fucking indians. Just lurk
>>220818046Kek you are doomed You were absolutely NGMI
>>220817190fpbp, i eat cake in between levels/respawns as she slobs on my knob.
>>220819523Makes sense when you consider the demographic.
A bit a the ol' hot doggin'
>>220817224and when do i poison the homeless guy?
>>220819164Fuckin' hell, I remember this ad. It would appear on the back of 2000AD.
>>220817168hot milf > chocolate cake > game boy
>>220817168Cake before bed sounds awful. I'm not Indian so I'm not interested in some roastie whore. I guess I would take the Game Boy depending on what games it has.
>>220819164Based
>>220818053sadpanda link?
>>220819962The way she says>"I have to show you something...">takes off top, juts chest forward>"THIS"is just insaneso throaty and lustyshe's literally shivering and quimming for that shota
>>220817168Sit on the cake.
>>220819962Sweet pits
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780043691642077.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780043758454038.webm
>>220818312>jelly donutsI hate this meme
>>220818312i want more versions of this
>>220818338Melkor Mancin
>>220820435brie should return to her roots
>>220820435why?
>>220820435>harsh cut right as she makes contact to spoil it for anyone who would want to jork to it
>>220818123>>good artist doomed to drawing absolutely degenerate shitHe's pure vanilla
>>220820435based squat cobbler
>>220817168cake first to get max energythen the hot babefinally the gameboy when I'm done
>>220818192What is there to understand? Sleeping with a woman is agonizing.
>>220818192Yeah, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man?Where he talks about selling meth and how he stole peoples silverware and melted it down into ingots?Shit was funny, I read it when I was young too
The young boy ejaculation episode. They just don't make em like they used to
>>220820978This was the B plot, the rest of the episode was weird[er]. A trial for a woman who ran over her husband with a steamroller and blamed menopause.
>>220820435Why do they call it cake when you can make the cold sit of out hot sit the cake?
>>220821003
>>220818123>good artist doomed to drawing absolutely degenerate shitTo be fair, most of them just master human anatomy and sex poses. Don't expect from them to write and draw the next Akira.
>>220817168Giwtwm
>>220818123>good artist doomed to drawing absolutely degenerate shitBeing a good artist requires having good tasteHaving good taste makes you an amoral degeneratet. good artist.>>220818929Same goes for pedophilia.
>>220818312>>220820496There was a better drawn version of this
>>220821182>t. good artist.Post your art and let the others judge
I remember I used to fap to straight shota doujins until I found out boys hit puberty at 12 or 13 years old.
>>220819164>Games?
>>220821210
>>220818312Isn't she canonly 14/15 years old?
>>220818134>Hispanics are that highIs it because they are Catholics?
>>220817433while eating chocolate cake? Brave
>>220818929>Why are femcels all pedos now?Gets them attention online.
>>220821233Who cares?
>>220821245lol
>>22082123325, in factBrock is 15
>>220821265MILFs/Christmas cakes are older than that
>>220817168What if it was Whoopi Goldberg?
>>220820435I think she was dropped on her head as a babby
>>220819523>using rape to sell Tetris
>>220817168Cake has the shortest shelf life, so cake first. Also I'm gonna need all that chocolatey energy for the other 2 optionsThen the lady then the gameboy
that lady is going to eat every last crumb of that cake out of my foreskin
>>220819190seek help, sicko
>>220821003Kek.
Make her do jumping jacks and embarrassing dances until you finish the cake and game
>>220820435Can you believe youngsters these days haven't seen the infamous cakefart.wmv?
>>220821233
>>220819775Simping for whores on a bulgarian miak forum isn't going to get you a crumb of pre-owned pussy, bud.
>>220821003lol
>>220817218At his age, probably. Two years later when puberty hit? She wouldn't have been able to get the question out before my answer was obvious.
>>220817458He'd go for the cake, without question.
>>220817926>Not posting the full version Coward
>>220823292You do it then. COWARD.
>>220817168Kill the woman, fuck the cake, marry the gameboy
>>220817218I don't think I'd think about Having Sex, but at his age I was already fully aware of boobs and thought they were the best thing in the world.so I'd pick her
>>220817453or drop the gameboy in the chocolate cake and hace her clean it up. but there's always some that's stuck between the buttons that you can't quite fully remove and it fills you with regret for decades until you finally dismantle it and find that there's no cake there, and that the regret that had been haunting you came solely from having dropped it in the cake in the first place, plaguing you with hallucinations thereafter until you confronted your greatest fear by dismantling it, an action that could potentially have permanently broken your prized possession.then you reassemble it and it doesn't switch on
>>220817632>wherever it is 80’s gays congregateyour dad's anus, apparently
>>220818006eerie post
>>220818053when did 'people' start saying cookie?it sounds like a thing a beaner would say
>>220817453>mixing food and sex in any capacitypeople are such bugs man
>>220821241south americans are different biologically and culturally.i heard one recently saying he can't understand why wiypipo have children so late and that for him someone at 40 is a grandfather in his country.that implies they really think that 40 year old women are grandmothers, and at 50 they have a great grand child, and 60 a great great grandchild.a bit like dog-years
>>220817168I got hit on by women much more when I was 12-14, anyone else?
>>220817224I could really go for some pitzah
>>220821233you zoomers are fucking insufferableone of her main character conceits besides trying to steal pokemon is constantly seething about how she's speeding towards the wall and she actively bullies misty out of jealous for being youngIt happens like 100 fucking times and you're somehow under the impression she's supposed to be a teenager?
>>220817218I had zero interest in women until i was like maybe 14 and even then i just day dreamed about school crushes. Could never actually meet a girl
>>220821241Idk why but every one of my Hispanic friends growing up had an older relative or tio that molested a younger female relative
>>220818795>wash hands>not eating cake with a forkuncivilised
>>220818930rajeesh
>>220820020I might have had the same issue.i want to go back, and once back there, I don't want things to change.
>>220823649it was white guy slang from ye olden days, ask yer grandpa
>>220823856Yes and?
>>220823798they , like jews, see age 13-15 as the start of adulthood. the quincenera is literally "hey guys my daughter is breedable come line up with your dowrys and lets get her married off asap"
>>220820435why does it change shot while she's sitting down, and it changes the angle of direction as well then flips back a moment later to the right to left for her expression.horrible, utterly ruined
>>220820450cheers anon, not seen the second one.only know him from eerie indiana, what was this series about, just coming of age stuff?
>>220820551certainly ruined it for memight as well have flashed a photo of a 90 year chinaman on the toilet
>>220821500jump out of the window
>>220823957the series is just weird, slightly black comedy slice of life in a town, with a large ensemble castthe kid's wet dream/boner popping story is just a minor B plot in one episode, the main story in that one about an older woman on trial for murdering her husband and blaming menopause, and the whole town having a conversation about poor women being oppressed because no one wants to talk about it menopause like it's some dirty taboo (which is bizarre, I don't remember no one ever talking about growing up)
>>220823892disgusting
>>220823798I'm fairly sure that for beaners, incestual childhood rape is part of the vibrant family atmosphere
>>220824053Ok, whatever.
>>220823904>they , like jews, see age 13-15 as the start of adulthood.but that's correct? white people saw it that way as well until the rise of feminism in the 20th century. that's how old romeo and juliet were.
>>220824082romeo wasn't the 50 year old uncle creeping into his 13 year old niece's room, like seems to be the case in every single beaner family, apart from when it's the dad doing it.or the grandfather.must be a queue every night and they rush to finish dinner so they can go first.
>>220824052maybe I'd like some of t, at least to see repeating actors of the day and to further avoid anything to do with this diseased modern world.dunno how I missed it at the time, unless it never came out where I was
>>220820015When you give my bloody scissors back, Halligan!
>>220817168Chocolate cake is bad for you, video games rot your mind, and women rot your will. I would like to be left to my own devices, thank you.
>>220824163To do what? End your grandfathers' genetic lines?
>>220817218missionary >>>then id play gameboy while we shared the cake together
>>220817926Damn, haven't seen this in forever. Still hot though
>>220817168>Vanilla cake, Game Gear, or rape. Which would you like first?The reverse gender version of this ad didn't go over so well for some reason. It was probably just Nintendo bias
>>220824241When was it made?
>>220818134That's interesting, grok pull up the molestation rate of jews
>>220824163Archwizard, I kneel.
>>22082431030x higher
>>220824206what is the problem with that when there are 7+ billion other humans on the planet? the world will survive just fine with one less worthless genetic lineage
If I eat the cake first I may get a poop attack after.Have sex first then eat the cake while playing video games.
>>220820450Based shotacon poster
>>220820450They've take so much from us.Thank you for reminding us there once was a golden age, anon.
>>220823690Opposite cuz of my baby face. Only women 30+ wanted me when I was 19 but once i grew out a beard i could score chicks my own age
>>220824082well then Epstein did nothing wrong, I guess?
>>220818930>then go down on her until she can't stand it (already putting me head and shoulders above other men) Based
>>220817168Gameboy, with her in room, then her, and chocolate cake to celebrate
>>220824373Hundreds of thousands of ancestors toiled, fought, died, almost all of them nameless and forgotten. The only thing remaining of who they are is in you. All of that effort so you could be a faggot loser and ruin it all. Thanks for making more room for me and mine!
>>220823649What’s the issue? She is a beaner
God, I love Lauren Holly.Can't believe Jim Carrey mind raped her into never having kids.
I have a huge /ss/ fetish and I'm deeply ashamed of it. It feels too pedo adjacent.
>>220825851>I have a huge /ss/ fetish and I'm deeply ashamed of it. It feels too pedo adjacent.God I hate zoomers
I've seen that scene over and over, but I've never seen that show. Out of curiosity, what's the show about? Is it a sitcom or a show like The Wonder Years? I even know the story behind that scene, but I don't know the context within the show. Is that bitch the guy's waifu?
>>220817168What would a kid his age do to a woman like that?
>>220825898Nta but what's wrong with that? There have been cases of really young boys(so not in the "hell yeah") department that have been raped and scared for life. Is it wrong to feel empathy?
>>220825970I was raped and it was terrible.
>>220817168Sit on the cake so I can eat your ass before cumming inside you. GB in a dark room? Are you fucking stupid? Do zooms not know there was no backlit screen
>>220818053Based kiddo.
>>220825970>what's wrong with that?Look where the fuck you are kid.
>>220821500She'd probably choose the cake?
>>220826224And? Not literally everyone on /tv/ has the exact same tastes. 4chan is not a hivemind.
>>220817555This. American Gothic is the good twin peaks-ish show from that time to check out instead.
Timeless beauty.
In 7th grade my English teacher was a slampig with Milena Velba tits and I would spend the entire class picturing myself fucking the shit out of her. I had a C in that class cause I literally could not focus on anything else.
>>220827025>>220827071>>220827101Ugh, the guy's excitement for her is perfectly normal, damn.
>>220817168I dunno. I'm diabetic, I didn't into game boy, and I'm too old for girls. I'll have to pass.
>>220817168>Xher: "basedcake, Switch 2 and my dick. Which would you like first?"
>>220818053>>220826132>no bush
>>220823784that's insanely late
>>220827112same and I had to tuck it during class or everyone would notice the chubby
>>220827484She would have like full cleavage on display too. It's not like she could really do anything to hide them. She was in the upper 5% of titcows globally and just happened to be a teacher. She cemented my sexuality though. I will forever be chasing that large bosomed dragon
>>220827418thats within normal range. girls are not very interesting until you get on the back half of puberty. a lot of sexual activity at that age stems from curiosity more than genuine sexual urges.
>>220825851but we insert as the childd-don't we?
>>220826132>>220818053
>>220820503Why didn't this continue?>>220818028"tell me youve never fucked a girls ass without saying youve never fucked a girls ass" the post.>>220827309>too old for girlswhat the fick did he mean by this?
>>220817190Stop eating cakes you fat fuck.
