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>>220819693Star Trek, sex with Garak
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>>220819713sneed mentioned
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I stopped lurking trek awhile ago. Is it still just nutrek shit and lower dreck troons spamming screenshots of their reddit and morty cartoon or is this a proper trek general now?
just once i'd like a time travel episode to take the cast somewhere they don't use the gregorian calendar and get confused by Buddhist years.
>>220819767your obsession with troons and pop culture references gives you away immediately
>>220819701star trek sex with wesley
>>220819767Ban evasion makes it 30 i believeYou burned one thread to the ground and still you don't learn
It's going to be fun to generate new DS9 episodes on the fly.I sit down in my Home Movie Theatre with my Wife. I rub my hands together and say "Computer, generate me a DS9 Quark Episode, which takes place in Season 7 of DS9. "Then me and my wife cuddle together and watch it.
Odo Voice:Promenade....
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>>220819886that’s disgusting, there’s way hotter chicks you could do it with in Star Trek
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Computer, replicate me a portion of the Scotty special, a set of AR glasses preloaded with "The Game" and play my Balkan Beats playlist at 3x speed, maximum volume.
>>220819905ok, star trek gokkun with lwaxana troi then
>>220819794>>220819821What, a Pakled can't ask a simple question around here?
that's gay
plain, simple Garak
the bite of 2370
Dabo!
>>220819714Nice adams apple
I am surprised how transexual movement hasn't gone out of its way to coopt up the whole Dax/Symbiont conceptor does it actually clash with the idea?anyway Worf is gay
>>220819848I will generate endless Vicslop when i want to feel comfy. And Damar + Weyoun episodes
>>220819848>season 7Why?
>>220821053some try once in awhile but it doesnt hold up to scrutiny. tranny quark is the one they should latch onto but I think theyre afraid because its so silly. but the only way trannies would ever be accepted is if they invented a magic way to actually change your biology.
>>220821737i like how sometimes ds9 is a prison and nobody can even get a knife on board but other times you can walk right in with a phaser on your hip
>>220821183Goddamn that neck is fantastic
>>220821996and the prosthetics ain't bad either
>Computer. Create two virile Cardassian males in their physical prime. Disengage safety protocols and seal the holodeck.wtf b'elanna
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220822185Why do you always post this?
>>220821817>i like how sometimes ds9 is a fucking bomb waiting to go off and every attempt they make to save themselves just triggers the next countermeasure.Or I'm probably mis-remembering that other episode...
>>220822429>ds9where are the other 8?
>>220822737First 7 were sabotaged. 8th disappeared
The 37's has got to be one of my favorite Voyager episodes. I like the idea of people displaced out of time but not by time travel just cryostasis like in TNG's The Neutral Zone.
>>220822779aliens' plan made no sense, why did they travel 75,000 light years to grab slave labor and bring them back? the delta quadrant was full of ordinary humanoids in the 1930s
>>220822779Cute pilot wife
>>220822773ds9 was our last best hope for peace.
>>220822807>first woman pilot>gets so lost she ends up on the other side of the galaxy
>>220822773>>220822828star trek sex with david corwin
>>220822802Maybe they were just paranoid weirdos with their own alien reasoning? In the auxiliary Animorphs books there's a species called the Skrit-Na who everyone thinks are weird for their obsession of abducting random beings and items from pre-contact worlds. They were written in the 90s so their ships are standard flying saucers.
>>220822832that's racist!
>>220822856>flying saucerswhere are the flying cups?
>>220822807You would think she would want join Voyager and help pilot the ship with Tom.
>>220822879she prefers girls.
>>220822916So does he.
>>220822929tom prefers harry.
>>220822938Tom prefers hairy.
>>220822929>>220823026>Tom Paris born 2347, USS Voyager lost 2371Imagine having that hairline at 24 ha ha how humiliating it would be for someone else not me ha ha
>>220822802Yeah like I'm sure the Trabe were selling Kazon slaves at the time, they're great although rather low IQ
Everything comes at a price.
What would you do with a holodeck?
>>220823510combat simulations with the safeties weakened but not off
>>220823510sex stuff and then historical reenactments from the Napoleonic wars.
>>220823510Recreate past cringe moments from my life but this time I don't spill my spaghetti
>>220823510Break stuff
>>220822737http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Deep_Space_3http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Deep_Space_4http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Deep_Space_5http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Deep_Space_7
>>220821053It clashes. Dax shows gender dysphoria is bullshit and you just adapt to whatever body you have
>>220820309why wouldn't garak assassinate the SHIT out of bashir instead of letting him cure the shapeshifter bioweapon?
>>220824440He has extreme respect for Bashir as a person precisely for his values and morals. Bashir also saved his life and is a 90s style "close friend".
>>220819693DS9 should've had an episode where sets of two characters all become one like tuvix. Imagine the kino of Dukira or Daxshir.
>>220823510Same thing I'm doing with AI: create giantess scenarios using women I know as the visual basis.
>>220823510visit historical periods of earth history probably, and maybe visit Vulcan
Instead of quadrants, they should've divided the galaxy by its spiral arms. Just come up with some technobabble explanation that its easy to travel within each spiral arm but in the gaps space doesn't warp as easily so travel takes much longer. Essentially turning the arms into continents and gaps into oceans for story purposes, which is pretty much how the quadrants are written as in DS9/VOY. Somewhat solves the complaint that VOY encountered the same aliens for too long and Neelix's guidance/knowledge lasted longer than it should have.
>>220824550Daxshir would just furiously masturbate the entire episode.
>>220824647what viewing trek through the voyager lens does to a mf
>>220824550they had dax episode like that and it was awful
>>220824676Is that the one where her past hosts each inhabit a different cast member?
>>220819905The reason Gomkun springs to mind is Janeway's proclivity for coffee. You can give her cup an extra kick in the morning
>>220824647I'd love to see some exploration of the outer edge of the galaxy and nearby clusters. Starfleet should look outside to the depths of intergalactic space.
>>220821817The rule is "no guns on the PROMENADE" Why do you think Quark kept it in the box while he was outside securing the door, hmm?
>>220823510Extreme sports
>>220824550Tuvok Bashir
>>220824647I get the impression that that's how travel works. Warp is aimed at gravity wells, mostly stars, and voyager travelled the way they did at greater energy expense to keep the journey "short" and travel at warp for longer without correcting course.The reason for aliens and neelix is that the journey is "only" 75 years for Voyager. That's a lot for a single crew but very doable for cultures that travelled the stars for hundreds of years with full fleets. the main reason that the Federation didn't explore the Delta quadrant or be visited by cultures hailing from there is the borg belt .
>>220824696yes. its mostly a fun no stakes episode but odo/curzon ruins it
>>220824916Turok Bashir
>>220825290hot
Rap music is the reason for the fall of Western civilization.
>>220819953What is this obsession of yours with fried food?
>>220819693Why did they put a vagina on his forehead
https://youtu.be/7VE_iTwl-0o>>220825354I found out about scots deep frying pizza yesterday and went down that rabbit hole. I need to share my disgust somewhere and since I hate you personally, this is where I chose to do ithope that helps
>>220825338
>>220825338wait but what if there were like... precursor events and other things that led people to create rap music reactively
Anyone else starting to feel nostalgic for the nutrek webm spam?
>>220825713it's better than the glue-eater spamming his AI garbage
>>220825406mhm
>>220825762thanks, I hate it
there are many homosexuals in /trek/, we must purge tham
>wenypabut go ahead, screech a little. make a maymay about it.
>>220825845>seven of chakotaymhm
yawn
>>220825713not even a little
have a tilly
>>220825897Star Trek Sex with Riker
>>220825757They're the same person
>>220826113Rape with Riker
>>220825757Same guy (transexual)
>>220825897There are many things that need to be erased.
>>220826499incredible png thankyou anon
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Good Morning crewmen, it's me your old pal Uncy Neelix with another piping hot pot of fresh and delicious Leola Root stew!Just the way you like it, wit the old Neelix secret special blend!Take a bowl, come back for seconds!
>>220826799love you and miss you uncy neel, wish you were here
>>220826799my pussy is aching for you uncy Neel, I'm rubbing my special secret spot whenever I dream of you
Elim Garak Marathon
>>220826829
>>220826829that's gay
>>220826772We kill the Leolaposter.
>Assuming Enterprise is the last show before NuTrekTOS > TNG > VOY => DS9 > ENTVOY over DS9 because I didn't like the Bajorans at all, and the ending was too LoTR like and seriously, wtf he just fucking football tackles the guy back into the fire pit? Sauron didn't even get his autobiography out of the same cave he lost his ring in. Then they literally waste ~10 minutes on a flashback montage to make it sadder.
>>220826863>leaving out the Ezrisode with Garak
>>220826772OC is the lifeblood of a good thread, make itjolly cooperation is the wind in our sails, commitedge is the spice atop smart discussion, not the dishopinions are asked for, not spouted at every occasionyou can't do it, prove me wrong
>>220825374Looks more like a labia minora
>>220819701
>>220823374It's not hairline.It's just retro haircut
>>220821061Good choices.>>220821091maybe because I'm on S7 right now. Anyways, I'd definitely generate episodes in the earlier seasons as well.
>>220819709>People hate new trek for being "woke">Fandom was pretending those two were gay for each other since the 90s.Make it make sense.
>>220827491the people complaining don't know anything about Star Trek and don't actually care about it
>>220827491Old Star Trek didn't have the actors mouthing off like >>220827202 which is a real turn off.
>>220823510If I lived in the Star Trek times, I'd make a colony where each individual was in their own holodeck bubble facility and all communication between bubbles had to be mutually consensual.
>>220827202They don’t even do anything with her being a female Jem’Hadar. She’s a comic relief side character.
>>220827517and I'd have a holodeck dyson sphere around the world which cloaks the world's signatures and blocks out all outside interference. Or turns the surface of the world into an invisible worm hole which funnels passing ships to the other side.
>>220827518I watched the first one or two episodes that were free on YouTube and she's actually the best character from what I could tell
>>220827518They saw how viral Bortus and Klyden from the Orville got and tried to copy that dynamic but with lesbians
I used to be one of those contrarians who said that the Kes era is better than the Seven era, but I've been rewatching VOY in random order and oof madone...Other than The Thaw basically every kinosode is in the Seven era. I think I just despise all the big "epic" Borg shit like Unimatrix Zero and Dark Frontier and was letting that drag down the back half in my memory.
>>220827534The Holodeck Dyson Sphere would also regulate the world itself. It'd change weather, anything. But I'd set the world to a calm mist where all the bubble facilities float peacefully. Me and my wife would have control of the world settings.
>>220827534>>220827676like this?
>>220827698Lol I haven't seen that episode, I'm on DS9 S7 right now. But it looks like it could possibly do the trick.
>>220827202
>>220827718You forgot Part 2 of 'The House of Quark' , Looking for Par'mach in all the wrong plaes. Which is the conclusion of the Quark and Grelka Arc.
>>220827534A Dysons Sphere is an energy collection system.
What kind of Colony would you guys make? I talked about my colony here; >>220827517>>220827534>>220827676
>>220827761Well I just meant a sphere around the planet. That encapsulates it and holo'decks it.
>>220827762i would make a colony dedication to developing corbonite devices and slowly plant them around the galaxy to end all wars.
>>220827560I still can’t believe I lived long enough to see Star Trek take ideas from a Seth MacFarlane parody. And that parody now has higher viewership than the real thing.
>>220827794nutrek is not "the real thing"
>>220827794no one watches the orville. only reason it gets made is because seth extorts the studio holding up the projects they want to produce with him
>>220827741thanks, here's a more simplified one>TNG Ferengi sodesI really wish I hadn't researched those, so many bad memories>>220827724That's Kasq, home of the fully Holographic species SAM from Academy belongs to. Episode "The Life of the Stars", but the concept isn't really explored much
>>220826051boomers were so angry about TNG they nearly ended star trek for good.
>>220827870manufactured outrage.
>>220827856tng ferengi are superior. all the ds9 stuff is only built up so it can be torn down by federation ideals erasing yet another culture from the galaxy.idic my dick
>>220827959Ferengi dunk on the Federation and humanity specifically in DS9. They're goofy, sure, but their society never nuked themselves, keeps inner conflict smart and responsible, live in utopian prosperity and didn't even have to give up individualism to get there. Tearing them down doesn't affect them ever, they don't see the Federation as their equal, just another Imperial bully to profit from.
>>220827815It's the official brand.
>>220828051you can officially license the Star Trek Official Brand and slap it on all kinds of garbage. that doesn't make it "the real thing"
>>220828047at the end of ds9 ferengi women wear clothes and work. presumbably they can vote because they also removed all the power from the nagus and gave it to an elected representive body to impose taxes and fund social programs. by the end of ds9 ferenginar is little more than a fed vassal state. you god damned malll walking retard.
>>220828099It's not a licensed work, it's in-house paramount original programming. you're free to dislike it, your opinion will not make it any less canon.who raised you? this is grade school level understanding and emotional control.
>>220828051
>>220828072Let me guess, they made her half-Klingon so they can just write her as a Klingon character instead of exploring what nuJem'Hadar culture might be like?
>>220828133those changes weren't mandated or enacted by the federation who wasn't present at the table where Zek and Ishka made decisions. All of those changes are beneficial to competition and profits for the Ferengi alliance.
>>220828138canon is soley determined by on screen events. when there are conflicts or insuffecient information canon is determined by the audience. JJ and Kurtzman trek are effectively non canon because there are too many conflicts with roddenberry and berman. i say effectively because they do create an independent canon that is mostly consistent. so SNW is cannon in the JJ universe but it has absolutely nothing to do with canon on roddenberry berman side.
>>220828133nu-Trek shows us that Ferenginar is still dabbing on the Federation.
>>220828181They just wanted to drop in as many surface level Trek references as possible to make it seem like they weren’t skimming Memory Alpha for ideas.
>>220828138ok so the Paw Patrol ripoff toddler show is "the real thing" to you. I'm not surprised you think that, it's the level of intellect I've come to expect from MacFarlane meat riders
>>220828200yeah nah. that's not how canon is defined by anyone but you and a handfull of troglodytes who get their opinions from talking heads on social media. last (you), wait for someone to ask for your opinion next time.
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>>220819701Star Trek lizard babies making with Janeway!
I think we all need to calm down.
>>220828236Yes, It is the top program for preschoolers to watch in the 24th century.
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>you don't actually dislike nutrek, you're just being fed these negative feelings by jewtube podcasts.Right ok
>>220828254NOFUCK YOU
