https://youtu.be/hVpUeGBAEmE
>>220819741He was not a forward young man.
I'm a non-autistic /tv/ poster who wants to have sex with Linda Cardellini
>Was it difficult to maintain a hard on- erm, I mean, to take a straight hard- I mean ermJust ask her to touch it
Every single one of you would act the same way
>>220819741Literally me
God I love Linda so much. Genuinely my dream girl
Such a pretty mouth, iffin ya catch my meaning
>>220819877how can she be a dream girl if shes not blonde
>>220819902That's why she's my dream girl and not yours
>>220819741>you were in a movie that nobody watched and nobody will remember >would you like to go for a coffee and handholding and fucking and marriage
Can't tell if he's nervous because he's a bad interviewer or because she's so hot
>>220819877i've got a better shot with her because we share birthdays.
>>220819809No me. Id be frowning with a monotone voice.
>Linda, let me get down to business I don't want to waste any of your time today. Why have you only done one (1) nude scene? I saw your breasts in Strangeland (1998) and they are fantastic, I think I speak for men everywhere when I say we'd like to see them on the silver screen again and that you're certainly not too old to do it now. Breasts actually age very well in most women, sag is all genetic so if they looked good in your 20s they'll still look great in your 50s. I've watched a lot of Scoreland and Aunt Judy kinos so I'm somewhat of an expert on the topic.
>>220819979You're telling me Linda did a nude scene?
>>220819988i just checked, it's legitand it was back during her scooby-doo era so she was in prime form (still is)
>>220820051>not full frontalWhy you gotta tease me like that?
>>220820119anon, getting women to sign for full frontal is difficult and always means an increase in pay. besides you can use your imagination.
>>220819741She aged incredibly well.
Are anons really scared to just talked to women? What is the fear from, exactly? They can't hurt you. Why do you psyche yourself out so bad? The more you sperg out the worse you actually look. So just don't be weird?
>>220820209the reporter is terminally online and probably had the worst boner of his life during that interview.
>>220819741> tfw it's a backward decrepit goblin
>>220820264He was just an esl retard who didn't write his questions down. They ended up dubbing him over for the actual interview
>>220819979based
>>220819741One of her first roles was being a negro fucker literally named BEcky, a slur for White women.No idea why she was considered good
>>220819741>call her a WOP>do a 360 and loudly scoot away
>>220820209Sometimes thoughts get in the way of speech. Especially when your thoughts are >>220819919 but you have to say something completely different.
>>220819877She's a cunt that doesn't do nudity and uses body doubles
want to stick my weenie in cardellini
>>220819791>I'm a non-autistic
>>220819741wow that's hard to watch
>>220821527Shes a mutt
>>220819741Linda Cardellini owes me sex
>>220819741this interview destroyed their whole career
>>220819741Why do Italian women make such great milfs?
>>220819741she's 50, imagine spilling your spaghetti over someone's grandma
>>220820197not really she looks 50
>>220823627But I love GILFs
I love Freaks and Geeks
In scooby doo 2 her skirt showed under when she kicks the dark knight and when she jumps in a vent tunnel hear the end
