Sean Bean is so urbanely cool, sirs, oi
FOOK THE BLOODY FRENCH
This show is kino but goddamn I wish they would've been able to get more than 12 extras for battle scenes.
>>220820017Beautifully shot for the budget, sir
>>220819842When I first spied the Sharpe thread I immediately ordered the pasta to be posted. That’s my style, sir
>>220820098& Good on ya', lad, but I see no copypasta, sir
bloddy ell Patrick where's the copypastahh?
>>220820110>>220820118Major anon writes that instead of posting the pasta you marched right over it
>>220820133He's having a bit of a chuckle? Disparaging to say the least, sir
I see there’s a lack of chosen men here >Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody 'ell, Patrick. What's 'e want now?">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel-looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him.">Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag, but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like, sir. Ah'll get it dun.">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense, Patrick. Why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot?">"Oh, surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir. God has a plan for us, sir.">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh, look. It's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look, Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT, SIR.">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again, my nemesis.">"Bloody Ducos.">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7-barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done, Sharpe! You've done it again.">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>"THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME.."
One can appreciate those plucky Spaniards. Just a bit of goofy pompt up lads having a play about. Not like those bloody French
>>220820439I wish they’d managed to include the part where the Spaniards managed to rout themselves with their own volley, confusing the fuck out of the British and French alike
>>220819842That bloke looks like those dog-faced alien napoleonic soldiers that Q summoned in that TNG 'sode.
This man slaps your lady's buttocks in a tavern, your move, sirs?
>>220820545damn they didn't even try to hide the green screen
>>220820545I'd like to plunge my bayonet into Wesley from behind if you get my meaning
>>220820568He was obviously going for his bro next to her. We're cool.
