Take notes, Nolan
>>220820213source a citation or this is AI
love to see it
>>220820213god is punishing bezos for having bad plastic surgery and tax evasion
that rocket cost more than the entire movie
>>220820891https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/28/blue-origins-new-glenn-rocket-explodes-during-testing-in-florida/
>>220820910Yes, but the fuel inside of it is a nominal cost.
>>220820925>techcrunchgrow up.
>>220820213You can see the shockwave. Kino
>>220820936yeah, you'd have to know how to read
>>220820951don't believe everything you read, son
>>220820213Trust the process!
A failed attempt by Bezos to chain warp entities to his will, so he can use them against The Lore Guardian
>>220820895>love to see itPerformative cynicism isn't even edgy anymore.
I have to thank Musk for the years of high quality of massive budget explosions. pure kino
>>220821199
embarrassing.the giga autists in the 60s could make this work with way more primitive technology
>>220821253anon..
>>220820213I thought there were no recordings of the Soviet N1 explosion.
>>220820213Was there a bet on Polymarket on if Elon would sabotage Bezos?
>>220820213He didn't fly so good
>we ran the simulations a million times>we calibrated every detail to the finest point>we did scale model versions of it and they all worked perfectly>okay time to try it on our billion dollar piece of equipment>it explodes like a nuke just hit ithow is this even possible?
>>220820213Rocket fuel can't melt steel towers.
>>220820213what blew up in moscow today, Ivan?
>>220820213When something like this happens how many people get fired? I know they have metrics out the ass but I doubt they can nail it down to a single person.
>>220821290it genuinely looks like an act of God to punish hte hubris of men at this point, and I'm not even religious
>Performative cynicism isn't even edgy anymore.
>>220821290cubic law and quantum mechanics
>>220821290No matter how hard you try you just can't simulate real life.
>>220821199kek that one was actually funny
>>220821307already found him, part of me thinks the wagie finally cracked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTwIcjH9Ko8
>>220821307There aren't that many literal rocket scientists in the world and if they got fired they'd just go work for the competition. Unless it was gross negligence the worst case scenario is a major reorganization where directors and department heads get demoted
>>220821290Human errorDidn't the last time this happen cause someone measured and tested in metric but some burgerfag built using imperial or some shit?
>>220820213its like when that blimp exploded and everyone realized that shit was a waste of time and moved on to planes. there has to be a better way than these giant rockets filled with explosive material.
>>220821363just put a giant magnet in front of the rocket and let it pull itself up to space
>>220820213I guess everyone died
>>220821290Someone forgot to carry the 1
>>220820213is the pilot ok
>>220820213That's a wicked fireball, Jeff
>>220821400He's fine
>>220821377i was thinking more giant catapult but you could be on to something.
>>220820213They should have hired the guy who built those towers to build the rocket. Those fuckers didn't move an inch. That's some quality engineering
>>220821400His eyebrows are gone
>>220820213I don't get it. How is it supposed to get to space if it just blows up?
>>220821307>but I doubt they can nail it down to a single person.good practice would have them not rely on a single person for anything, in such critical industry, to avoid any personal mistake fucking up the whole thingIf only one person had to go down, it may be some director of something, for having his team fucking up.
>>220821307The guy who pressed the button, obviously. They tried to launch a faulty rocket!
>>220820213Looks like the front fell off.
>>220821235Literal seething and malding is funny, though.
>>220821400He ejected its fine
>>220821386When are these guys coming back
Humiliation ritual
>>220821290Dev machine don't match production
>>220821625>Most unfortunate OOH WHAT A BITCH!
>>220821290didn't simulate mexicans only half-tightening a bolt
>>220821625>Yikes! FIY doing a hecking sciencerino is hardBrightest mind of a generation
>>220821657He's making fun of Bezos since Blue Origin was given a contract by NASA instead of Spacex
>>220820213>Musk breaks leftist brains by taking their hugbox away>They cope by pretending they never loved him and shoved him in all their favorite slop (Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Iron Man, etc)>Can't discredit his revolutionary space program despite many attempts>Cozy up to an actual Epstein island billionaire oligarch to make a "competing" space program>It's literally only known for sending a bunch of bimbos into the upper atmosphere and blowing up their rocketsDoes it get any more buck broken then pinko nigger faggot tranny leftists?
>>220821334>Brings up his America obsession unprompted and unrelatedObsessed Europoor
>>220821713Imperial and metric conversion fuckups are a fairly common and persistent problem in engineering ya fucking numpty
>>220821713Least butthurt amerishart response
80 year old tech btwmeanwhile there's a theoretical physicist retard bitch on rogan talking how we're all connected because we all came from big bang and begging for more funds for useless research
>>220820213Nolan has been shit since Inception. Oppenheimer was a huge disappointment. James Cameron had Titanic. He knew that everyone knew about the sinking of the Titanic. He knew everyone expected to see the sinking. He did not disappoint. The scene of the sinking was lavish and sensational. Nolan had Oppenheimer. He knew that everyone knew about the nuclear explosion. He knew everyone expected to see the nuclear explosion. He gave us the theatrical equivalent of a gif of pus oozing from a sore.
>>220820213That's gonna leave a mark!
>>220821689they'll find a way to become even more pathetic
>everyone thinks it failed when it was actually blown into another dimension Heh learn2physics, kiddos
>>220820213Now let's see the gasoline and tire fire that Nolan peddled as a nuclear explosion.>>220820213
>>220820213OH, THEY AINT GONNA BE IN RUSH HOUR 4
>>220821836
>>220821846
>>220821778Lynch beat him to it. On TV nonetheless
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/blue-origin-new-glenn-rocket-explodes-launchpad-florida/Reminder that fucking Elon was hyping up his starship to earth like a decade ago (he stopped talking about it). As in, literally using rocket ships to move people around. Ignore that oh, a small percentage just fucking EXPLODE spectacularily.
>>220821859It fills me with joy every time I think about Lynch nuke-mogging Christopher Nolan
>>220821850>pathetic.jpeg
>>220821875They do that all the time. LockMart promised truck-sized fusion reactors 10 years ago.
>>220821421I wonder how much damage will have to be repaired though. The towers themselves are probably fine but everything on them that wasn't steel is cooked, like electrical lines and all the ancillary services. Elevator's probably fucked too
>>220821778>waaahhh Nolan owes me thingsWhat a complete faggot.
>>220821875>BO test article eats shit>seethes about their competitorlol
>>220821926They'll have to rebuild it all. It's easier anyway.
Space is fucking boring
Elon btfo
>>220821689>Guy who did the most to push faggy electric vehicles into the mainstream >Faggy EV loving leftists trying to cope like they never liked TeslasIt's fun to watch them twist themselves into pretzels over everything
>>220821926>The towers themselves are probably fineIt's possible but they'd have to strain test every single member before they could put another rocket up. Quicker, easier and cheaper to just scrap it and build it again.
>>220822028>It's possible but they'd have to strain test every single member before they could put another rocket upNo they wouldn't
>>220822046Explain.
>suing NASA for giving SpaceX the lunar lander contract, getting blown out anyway>that pathetic all-girl vanity trip to orbit that briefly united everyone everywhere regardless of politics or culture in mockery>now thisBlue Origin is just constant humiliation for lil Jeff
>>220822077>it's probably fine :) look hardly wobbles at allTHAT'S WHY THE ROCKETS EXPLODE
>>220821290It’s impossible to source uniform materials. This is due to the manufacturers and the middlemen in the shipping/handling process sluffing in lower quality materials that are outside of specs. And the people building are more about speed than accuracy.
>>220820213>*heats up ten city blocks to thousands of degrees on a failed vanity project*make sure you use your paper straws to save the planet you gay little faggot
>>220821926A lot. The transport stand got blown to shit, one of the lightning arrest towers got blown down and the other one is almost certainly compromised, and there's probably significant damage to the tank farm and deluge system as well. The pad is fucked. When ship36 had a copv go last year and blew out Masseys it took them the better part of 6 months before that site was up and running again. And that was a dedicated test site, not the primary launchpad for the platform.
>>220822201Reducing that specific source of .0001% of global plastic waste was the essential piece that needed to be changed to balance the environmental impact to save this world.
>>220821253Don't look up how many rocket related failures there were in the 1960's, friend...
>>220821290Whites are not as good these days.
>>220822201>city blockwhats that?ive seen that meme in so many american movies, and it always make me laugh.>THIS SUITCASE HAS ENOUGH C4 TO BLOW UP 17 CITY BLOCKS!>BOOM! EPXLOSION! *ITS THE SIZE OF A CAR*what the fuck is a "city block"?
>>220820213did he died?
>>220822390I presume it's their grid city layout, so one city block would be the square inside the roading grid
>>220822390>>220822412its an imaginary american form of measurement, it doesnt really mean anything.a city block can mean anything, (is the explosion radius 5 yards? or 5000 yards? nobody knows! ) its a jewlywood way of expressing "da boom is gonna be big".
Here come the ESLs to argue over and be confused over my use of "city block" as a random form of measurement
>>220822451>>220822412>>220822390Are you niggers incapable of using Google?
>>220820213That is more entertaining than if the rocket just went upwards lolYou know what we should do? Rockets should be purposefully designed to explode, with a somewhat small chance that they dont and actually do take off. I feel that would make an actual takeoff much more exciting when it does happen
>>220822479Isn't that exactly what I said it was?
>>220822479>its gonna blow up 50 city blocks!>actually would barely blow up 1 cardboard housethats exactly what we said, why use this form of measurement, if its retarded.
>>220822497Yes, but there's no need to presume when you can just look it up, my friend.
>>220822474because its more interesting than the rest of this faggot thread.
>>220822517i can google what pink eye is, too, but i would sure as fuck like an american to tell us non-americans what pink eye is. its one of those america-exclusive things that the rest of the world doesnt understand.
>>220822509It's fine to use if you're familiar with the general size of a block in whatever city you're occupying. >how far is it? >oh I dunno, about 10 blocks away
>>220821199People who think Cavill is going to be successful in protecting 40k are retarded.Games Workshop is gay and woke now, Amazon is gay and woke and still pushing their LOTR slop. Why on God's green earth would anyone think they will let Cavill make a series where it's only hardcore male characters murdering each other and where a "God Emperor" is worshipped? It's going to have women and social commentary shoved in because nobody big like Amazon is going to allow entertainment just for men anymore. It will suck, and you're all going to fucking cope as per usual when it does.
>>220822539or you can stop acting like an animal and use an actual distance.
>>220822538It's when you're eye is pink as fuck, eurocunt
>>220822538Mano (or however it's spelled) is another one they always talk about but I've never heard of irl
>>220822550I wasn't aware animals measured in terms of blocks, but ok
>>220822555why would your eye get pink? from what?>>220822560i think its "mono"? i have no idea what the fuck that is, either.
>>220822555>>220822560>>220822588how much you wanna bet its one of those diseases that only jews get.
>>220822611999 out of 1,000 americans cant even say what "lb" stands for when they measure weight.
>>220822164Not true at all, btw. You know nothing about the QC that goes into these programs and how a single fuck up or quality being out of phase can result in your entire business tanking. The issue with NG seems to be tied to the BE-4's design if I were to guess due to the engine out, and then if you watched this explosion in slow motion you can see it started at the engines (and this is important) before the static fire actually occurred which would indicate that there was a destructive result from the start up and the engines began to be flooded with fuel but before igniting. You can see the rocket exploding in several sections, all travelling vertically up the raceway before the total detonation.
>>220822588>>220822611>euros flexing about... not knowing what mononucleosis is
>>220822479My Caesar 3 cities look like that
>>220822666well yeah, sounds like a solid flex.what the fuck is mononuclclelalisisosis?
>>220821334>how do I make this about americans?
>>220822588>>220822611>>220822666>>220822680>mononucleosis>is the Epstein-Barr (EBV) virus>its a jew exclusive diseaseHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220822724
>>220821300Certainly not a rocket lol
>>220822390it's like a more organized favela, to put it in terms you can understand
>>220821281>click on a thread to see if my favorite meemee is said>it is
>>220822724>it's a Jew exclusive disease Weird, I had no idea I was Jewish.
>>220822739but thats the thing - nobody understands what a city block is.
>>220822752
>>220822752well now you know.
>>220822342don't worry, I will not read anything that challenges my opinions or proves me wrong
>>220822724>virus named after the guy who discovered it>that means only people with his last name or similar can get itits like trying to talk sense into a literal monkey
>>220822491>rockets start launching better than ever
>>220821290Industrial sabotage.
>>220820213Honestly feels like we've made next to no progress with space exploration since the moon landing.People unironically think we're heading towards a sci-fi future lmao.
>>220822724lmao every single time.
>>220822544>for menYou meant for boys?
>>220822701It was built by Americans It blew up in America How is this not entirely about America?
>>220822818it'll take more time than most think, but it is inevitable. not in our life time obviously.
>>220822808kek
>>220821334>the last timeNo? Rockets exploding happens all the time
>>220822915I'm not a believer, I think what's required for a sci-fi future simply does not exist in this universe. It's the same reason a bunch of diseases / ailments will remain incurable, there isn't ever going to be a way to do it. In most sci-fi stories there's some bullshit made-up resource we discover that leads to a bunch of massive technical leaps forward.We're going to cap out and likely start regressing, the new generations are absolutely cooked by over screen and AI use.
>>220822544You don't get it. The established lore is in the safest (and biggest) hands you can imagine. He's not just called the Lore Guard, he IS the the Lore Guard. Also he can just lock the door to the writers room.
>>220822818We literally just sent people farther than ever before just two months ago.
>>220820213The rocket was named after a scene from one of his movies too"No Its Necessary.">>220821926One of the towers is now collapsed so..
>>220821290they don't KISS
>>220822747>Oh I am turning this plane around
>>220822747>jet blue>plane is redwho writes this shit?
>>220822077Steel can be visually inspected + on-site NDT would suffice. It was very hot but only briefly.>>220823585>One of the towers is now collapsed so..Those are lightning arrestor towers, they're glorified cellphone towers. I meant the service tower.
>>220823688Oh yeah that is one sturdy thing
>>220822087also got beaten into space by fucking richard branson of all people so bezos had to shift the goalposts of his own launch to try and pretend he still achieved a "first"
>>220821290nerve gas do be like that
what does a shock wave feel like? Always been curious
>>220821290Butterfly Effect (2004)
>>220823726Like chewing 5 gum
>>220823726I suppose it's like being next to a speeding truck on a windless day
>>220820910Filling a grain silo with a comparable amount of petrol and exploding it would cost close to nothing on the budget nolan was working with
>>220820213how will they even find what caused this?
>>220820213>6 days after SpaceX's "successful planned explosion" over the Indian Ocean
>>220820213Bezos btfo and wishes he was half as good at rockets as Elon (chud)
>>220823858I wouldn't recommend filling a grain silo with liquid fuel. A fuel storage tank would work much better.
>>220823869telemetry, and surprisingly you can find parts later that may indicate a fault or failure. it's a type of forensics.
>>220821625I think old men with more US dollars than sperm in their ballsack should stick to peaceful retirement and spending time with their children instead of competing with each other to find out who can blow more public funds, dodge more taxes and enslave more poors
>>220820213is charon (pluto's moon) officially the kino centre of our universe?
>>220821290SAAR NUMBERS THEY LOOK VERY BRIGHTGOOD TO GO YES ONE MINUTE
>>220824085Space is a worthwhile endeavor. You are not going to get any richer or poorer regardless of how Bezos spends his money. Stop being an EBT nigger.
>>220821290Shit happens. Nothing is a replacement for actual experience, practical application and some good luck.
>>220824267Blue Origin gets federal fundsI know jews think any money they get their hands on counts as theirs but still, it's given to them
Blue Origin got over half a million dollars in NASA funding to develop a proposal for a lunar lander and they still did a shittier job than SpaceX who got less than 150 million.
>>220824511*half a billion
>>220824150this is the sort of moon two basedjacks would point at while looking at the camera. if you know what I mean
>>220822015Yeah they act like they didn't worship him for making electric cars "cool" and making space ships just a few years ago.
>>220821637This is unironically true
>>220821290Goblin engineering at its finest.
>>220824481The US spends over a trillion, with a T, annually on social programs. Go get your EBT, dumb nigger.
>>220823725i fucking knew it
>>220822544>Why on God's green earth would anyone think they will let Cavill make a series where it's only hardcore male characters murdering each other and where a "God Emperor" is worshipped?The contract Cavill signed guarantees him the rights to protect the lore.
>>220821290its rocket science, its pretty hard
>>220821290I heard one thing that caused the challenger explosion was just something simple like the weather made parts of the rocket too cold to function right either the frost interfered with the fuel or the temp shrank the metal enough to cause the big boom
>>220825630O-ring in one of the solid rocket boosters got brittle from the cold snap and failed. If it had failed and let hot gas exhaust away from the external tank at worst they'd have an abort-to-orbit situation, but it started ejecting it onto the ET, burned through it, and ignited the fuel inside
>>220825630specifically, the rubber ring that separated the two compartments with the booster fuel and something else froze and instead of expanding to block the two compartments, it didn't and then eventually the fuel met the other thing and boom.it was 100% avoidable by not flying the rocket this day, they knew the weather conditions weren't optimal but they did it anyway because muh politics.also they knew the rubber ring was not supposed to be used in such low temperatures, one guy actually knew what was going to happen but failed to convince NASA.
>>220825782I've heard a rumor Nancy Reagan kept calling and putting pressure on the director of NASA to go ahead with the launch because it had already been scrubbed at least once, is there any truth to that?
>>220825782>they did it anyway because muh politics.>also they knew the rubber ring was not supposed to be used in such low temperatures, one guy actually knew what was going to happen but failed to convince NASA.Anyone who has ever been involved in a large scale project has seen this in action. Humanity never learns.
>>220825810i don't know if it was this person specifically but they had a quota to meet, like 60 launches per year eventually, they increased the launches each year but failed to meet the quota so they pushed and pushed all the launches and since they never lost a crew or something important, they figured everything would be alright until it wasn't.
>>220820891cite yourself, or you are AI
>>220820966so the rocket launched ok?
>>220820213Amazon Studios really is upping their game with the CGI.
>>220821290Laws of mechanical failure Millions of parts Each part has a .001% failure rate There you go Vibrations or things failing to counter them are what cause most failures Challenger, etc My guess on this is an engine had a small part failure and detonated the thing. It takes about a 10 years to 15 to iron this this shit out. SpaceX went with steel because they knew they’d have a shit ton of failures and steel is cheap and they mass produce starships now the only thing holding it up is bagmen It’s a good rocket but it’s 30 years behind A falcon 9 is 40 years ahead of everyone else. A single falcon 9 can outlift china, Russia and the esa combined. It has a turn around time of 10 to 14 days including fairing
>it's the year 2026 and we still can't even build reliable rocketsWe landed on the moon 50 years ago and not only have not been back since but they're not acting like it's a big deal and pat yourself on the back worthy moment that we managed to circle the moon in 2026.Humanity has regressed. We're going backwards. We're devolving.
>>220826028How would you fix it? I think cold formed steel and full flow engines using methlonx is the answer but I don’t know what spacex or blue origin is doing with their crap only the Chinese are doing it.
>>220824777As they should. And if they didn't give freebies and tax cuts to these reptiles they could spend even more on their population.
>>220820213Big explosions are so fucking cool
>>220820213>Was blowing up on the pad part of your master plan?
>>220821235What about authentic cynicism
>>220820213Somehow, the goyim will pay for this
