How didn't he hear his big ass sneaking up on him?
>>220821658David chase is a hack.
>>220821658his hearing is as flawed as his vision
>>220821658Portal Tech and shadow walk. You would know this if you actually want ched the show.
>>220821658He mistook the heavy breathing for the wind.
>>220821658Sopranos is proto Breaking Bad in the sense that it vastly overstates Tony's competence and luck just because he's the main character. at least early on. The extends to the women he fucks as well.
>>220821749this was season 1 tony who wasnt breathing that heavily yet tho.
>>220821839Stop gettin' cunty
>>220821839Oh you talking back to me now?
>>220821658movie magic
I learned stealth waddle powers from Vito. Real greaseball shit
>>220821658Many such cases.
EVERYBODYS GOT A FUCKING OPINION?
>>220821908this is actually the goofiest moment in the show300lbs Vito literally teleports behind Jackie Jr and kills him with a toy gun in broad daylight
>>220821770Tony isn't superhuman here or anything, he gets the drip on the guy and still struggles a little to kill him. Just like later this season where he is almost killed and crashes his car trying to get away. As for the women, we've been over this. Women are attracted to power, danger, and most importantly, money. Tony has all those things plus he's only interested in mentally ill girls. All his affairs make perfect sense
>>220821942Vito is heavier than 300lbs.
>>220821878Good Morning Sir
>>220821658HEY THATS THE EPISODE I FINISHED THE OTHER DAY!!!! Hey OP, mind standing in front of my cars headlights? Just want to see if you glow...
So many stupid shit in that showThat 90yo guy beating up the lawn mowing guy like lmao yeah right, mexicans would curb stop that old cuntTony getting away from the feds at johnnys place, waddling through the snowTony beating those black guys trying to kill him
>>220821959>Good morning, sir.FTFY. If you're going to call someone out, ensure you can't be called out yourself.
>>220821958He's actually about 200lbs there, just looks fatter because he's short.
>>220821658he had the makings of a fat fucking non athelete
I finished Mr Inbetween, and now im watching this show. I just think 30 minutes should be the standard, the pacing is better.
>>220821942the goofiest moment in the show is the constant sucking off of blacks, faggots, and jews and complete lack of mafia shit most of the time.
>>220821990Saar ensure before redeeming
>>220821908>>220821942Vito struggling to get in the car is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.https://youtu.be/Z8UJh7cRezg?t=58Chase knew how to do comedy.>What'd, they resod that green?
>>220821942no this is the goofiest moment in the show
>>220822051dat recoil on a varsity handgun
>>220822051for me its when phil gets whacked
>>220822051>so uh.. you want another take mr chase?>"No. Why?"
>>220821959tragic movie
when pussy and tony get the guns to kill that bevelaqa kid and he has that door that opens to insulation which then has guns behind it like lmao yeah insane hiding spot bro, the feds wouldn't open that door at all
>>220822033You're thinking of insure, which has a different meaning than ensure does, hahahaha.
>>220822092I like the vanilla flavored ones
>>220822073the sudden appearance of a crowd with the token black guys and then that guy going holy shit was the stupidest shit ever
>>220821958He could only be like 5'2, he seems pretty short
>>220821658He thought it was old industrial machinery down the road
>>220822120>phils head gets crushed>one of the black kids pukes comically hardtop 3 moments of tv of ALL time
>>220821990>he proofreads his post>qiality of posts are extremely important
>>220822017Its about a wise guy with a big heart and bigger dreams
>>220822352
>>220822363Yeah I wish that was true instead it is about everything but.
>>220822418how fuckin dare you
>>220821658He's a little light in the timberlands
>>220821770It's worse with the rest of the cast, it's ridiculous seeing the geriatrics and the gutter goblin effortlessly beating and killing people like they're some kind of superheroes. At least Tony's big.
>>220822528
>>220822051Symbolism
>>220821770True
>>220821770You've got something here, its proto breaking bad in that it is a fucking awful show that gets constantly fellated by brown people too stupid to realize they are watching slop.
>>220821908He was a come from behind kind of guy.
>>220821658It's a tv show
>>220822073OH SHIT
>>220823061a movie
>>220821770>The extends to the women he fucks as well.cope
>>220822948OOHHHH
I don't want to hear any more about the fucking captcha Go out there get some fuckin (you)s
>>220821942The goofiest moment in the show is when ralphs kid tries to catch a fucking arrow
>>220822080tragic street shitting frogposter