I had the right to remain silent, but I didnt have the ability.
Funniest one for me was him recounting a story about how some fitness guy lashed himself to a tree during a hurricane and he goes "Lemme tell ya something, it's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing. If you get hit by a bus flying through the air, I don't think it matters how many push ups you can do"
>>220823017>the only funny one in the foxworthy bunch
>I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309. And I asked the guy, very politely, "How do you sleep at night, ya little prick?" You know what I mean? Always just wonderin'. And I told him--and this is true--that two weeks ago, I bought a 25" color television set from Wal-Mart for $218. And he goes, "Well, apparently, sir, you don't get it." "...I'm listenin'." He goes, "These glasses block 100% of all UV rays." I'm like, "No, apparently you don't get it; this thing decodes a digital satellite signal it picks up from outer-fucking-space!" And then it turned out the glasses got basic cable and I felt like a dickhead
>they call me...>... tater salad
>>220823017>I don't know how many of em it would've taken to kick my ass.........but I knew how many they was gonna use, and that's an important piece of information to have.
>>220823017We can finally admit :Blue collar comedy > Kings of comedy
>>220824202They're both similar in that 1 of them is funny and the rest are B/C-tier filler stand-ups
>*unintelligible screeching noises*
>>220824276Bernie Mac was the best of the blacks
>>220823017TATER TOT>crowd weezes with laughter
>>220823400Ron was the best because he didn't depend on any dumbass gimmicks, his jokes actually subvert expectations, and he refused any desperate cash grabs like shitty, short lived sitcoms or direct to DVD movies
>>220823400he talked about cocks a lot
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
>lean the way I lean goddamit!Still quote it whenever I'm out of sync with somebody
>>220823017>the tire bit>It fell off. It fell off. It fell the FUCK off
>>220823082kek pretty good
>>220824283His skin looks yellow im assuming due to alcoholism and liver failure, also this dude sucks his act is awful. >DOOOOOOD IM SCREAMING INTO THE MIC AHAHAHH!!!Why did boomers find ts funny
I remember when he was on JRE years ago and he casually mentioned his golf buddy is a literal cuckold. >”Yeah my buddy was on the golf course with and he shows me this video of a black dude. I look closer and the black dude is fucking is wife and my buddy loved it”. Sounds like he was talking about himself
>>220825319up until that point you really didn't have many comedians doing anything like that.99% of comedy was barely jokes told by jews in suits.>have you ever heard about the peanuts on planes? you only get like 5! crazy right guys!?
>>220825319you can type "shit" here; your mom isn't looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGXSdg0hEY
>>220825319Cocaine.
>>220823082>>220825299He said a Volvo and sit-ups, not bus and pushups. Retard tourists.
