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>A Thousand Ships
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>>220823180
>me in the reflection
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She shouldn't have lumpy mashed potato legs at her size.
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The engineer that launched a thousand starships
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>>220823180
Technically a refugee raft is a ship
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>>220823180
I’d fuck her
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pretty good body, but not thousand-ship-worthy I guess
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>>220823180
it's almost real life and film are two different things
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would
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>>220823180
Solid 0/10
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>>220823180
>In the opposite direction
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Sexo.

I miss my black gf.
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>>220823723
I miss her too.
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>>220823723
I miss my black boyfriend desu
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>>220823180
im 100% sure not even 1 white guy actually thinks that black women can be sexy.
ive been living almost 50 years and i never seen a black woman pretty enough to make me hard.
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>>220823180
>bald under the hat
why are black bitches always bald
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>>220823761
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>>220823761
Sounds like a (You) problem, fag
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>>220823795
Gross
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>>220823797
how is that a problem? thats a blessing and a sign of a healthy mind.
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>>220823795
>he really posted and thought
>this is it
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>>220823781
Because their regular hair looks worse when it's not kept extremely short.
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>>220823795
how many white parents and grandparents does that american mystery meat have?
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>>220823795
at least you tried.
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>>220823761
I would put some of them over latinas, can't stand those fucking useless bitches.
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>>220823333
built for LWS (life wasted due to schizophrenia)
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>>220823761
>ive been living almost 50 years and i never seen a black woman pretty enough to make me hard.
I think you could take the word "black" out of this sentence and it would still be accurate
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>>220823926
are you implying black women arent as useless as latino women?
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>>220823180
they put them on the ships, and I get all the blame
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>>220823180
>A Thousand Ships
Going the opposite direction.
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She's not hot at all, that being said. Would
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>>220823180
They really cast a black as Helen? I really wanted to watch this movie as well.
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>>220823954
there are white women so hot, they would even give a boner to the most homosexual of cock sucking fags.
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>>220823180
Black women always have ass because they were created for slave labor. Literally. By our alien creators. This is not special. Now if a black girl has nice non sagging titties, and real long hair, that is unique.
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a thousand ships that remain docked and there is peace and harmony between Troy and Greece
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>>220823989
what does a fat ass have to do with slave labour?
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>>220823180
The real Helen of Troy would have looked like this
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>>220824034
Nta but it has more to do with who was most likely to survive the voyage to the Americas. Fat asses could deal with being chained up and fed gruel for the two months it took to cross better than skinny bitches.
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Would.
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>>220824039
Locos tetas enormes
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>>220823761
Saying Beyoncé isn’t hot just makes you a flaming homosexual
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>>220823180
why don't they ever hire hot black actresses for big films?
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>>220823811
>problem
Homosexuality is a disease
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>>220824180
Because normal people would like it, obviously.
Your pic is unrelated, tho
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>>220824039
This. No one is going to war over a face.
It's canon that she had fat fucking tits, each bigger than her head, and a snatched waist.
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>Lupita is ugly now
For the sake of God, /tv/ XD
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>>220824180
>hergiswil
>switzerland
wut
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>>220824383
Now compare her to a 10/10 hot babe, faggot
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>>220824039
>>220823180
Which of these two would you rather fuck?
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>>220824321
Holy moly!! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
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>>220823761
You know I think its white women that make these kinds of comments
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>>220823333
would
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>>220823723
I wish the last black girl I dated was that thin
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>>220823180
>zero tits
wtf ngubu bros. Not like this…
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None of you were alive back when the Odyssey took place.
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>>220824321
>fake tits
>can see the impression of the implant in the lighting
and that's a no from me

luckily there are some black women with huge natty milkers
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>>220823180
would hit hard with no regret
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>>220823180
Monkey in a suit
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>>220823761
There are some really pretty black women but you'll never seen them in any hollywood movie. The actress being ugly is the whole point, her being black is just an excuse they can find behind so that nobody can criticize them for promoting ugliness.
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>>220823225
Quit vague posting
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>>220823302
don't talk nonsense anon
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>>220823180
English speakers who had never heard of Homer's works until they took a job should be heavily scrutinized. Lived under a rock, in a bubble?
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>>220823761
thanks for the update on your penis, boomer
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>>220823180
She's 100% not my cup of tea, but she is objectively feminine and attractive if you like black women (probably)
Although I don't even not like black women
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>>220823225
but would you fight a war over her
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>send now pay later
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>>220823180
Shoulders could be narrower, arms are a bit long. Otherwise nice body. I don't mind flat girls
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>>220823180
>Have no tits
>Wear bikini top anyways
who are they kidding?
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>>220823180
The amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship is 1 millihelen.
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>>220823302
>It's not real guys so it's fine if the casting is completely garbage!



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