What is supposed to be the appeal of this movie?>you have low t hahaOkay now that we've outlined what the child will say, what's the actual appeal of this movie supposed to be?The acting is bad (Arnold barely speaks English at this point and it's obvious) the effects are slightly above a channel awsome production, the fight choreography is mediocre at best and the plot is seemingly there just to be there. Why did this movie become some kind of cultural touchstone when it's about as good as fist of the north star (1995)?Is it legitemately just gay men lusting over half-naked Arnold?
ur gay
>>220824153 Because it's BADASS.
>>220824175FPBP
>>220824153the acting is good enoughthe cinematography and music are carryingits a cool movie bro, are you some kind of fag?
>>220824153Sweet, another “zoomer makes a contrarian hot take” thread. I’m certainly not sick of these, and I definitely don’t hope that you get hit by a fucking bus.I also find it incredible that you dismiss “you’re low-T” as a childish response, and then close out your entire thesis with “you’re gay, lol” and evidently have no sense of self-awareness.
>>220824203>the acting is good enoughgood enough for what? to deliver the "story"?>cinematography and musicit's a generic classical score like in every other film wtf are you talking about? and what cinematography? the part where he rides across an empty field? I too can set up a camera across an empty field.>>220824290Okay so explain how me criticising a movie made you so upset? Do you see liking buff men as some kind of status symbol?The fact that you are THIS mad and bend over backwards defending lusting over a muscular man is not the entire thesis of the post, just the last sentence, maybe read the rest.
>>220824153Action, adventure, beautiful women, untold riches, revenge and manly men just conquering their own fortunes through sheer force of will and martial might. That´s the dream. I´m sorry you can´t see it.
>>220824153>>220824347you're a giant fag
>>220824414>beautiful womenwhen?there's 1 good looking woman in the film unless you count that one temple scene which I don't because they have no relevance to anything
>>220824153Conan was a pretty stablished fantasy comic by then, very erotic and grim and all that. It's literal capeshit for 80's boomers.
>>220824153Based zoomer BTFOing retarded tasteless boomers.
>>220824153OP, what is best in life?
>>220824462explain how not lusting after a man, as a man, makes me a homosexual
>>220824153The score carries it a lot. The brutality and individualism on display is very entertaining. There's not much dialogue, but it's memorable where it counts. It kind of flows like an old silent film. Epic.
>>220824175This./thread
>>220824548Only you keep talking about lusting after nen
>>220824153Now that there have been all these new discoveries that move the timeline of civilization way back, one can't stop but to wonder "what even happened all those years back? All those epochs, struggles, stories and adventures lost in time for ever and only a few ruins remain"
Conan isnt even a barbarian. He's more of a rogue or something.False advertising.
>>220824153You have low t.
>>220824636Barbarian used to mean "those that do not speak greek"
>>220824153Crom laughs at your foolishness
>>220824153What do you think is the answer to the riddle of steel?
>>220824547To have low T, see them cuck you, and to hear the moaning of my woman!
>>220824153Its a sword and board fantasy film so looking for anything more is delusional, think about any other movie in Conan's wheelhouse and you would find that this is as good as it gets which is why it's lauded as the best. I would wager you went into this movie looking to dislike it and I also wager you are a slack jawed faggot
>>220824153Perfect blend of 80s fantasy atmosphere and style with high-test yet silly badassery from early years Arnie.>blah blah gay projection blah blahStfu fag, go watch Women Talking then
>>220824482You only need one.
