>THIS SUMER
>>220825264UDREA
>>220825264>EA NASIR IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>mfw an Akkadian baddie walks by me on the way to the ziggurat
>>220825264Friendly reminder!The idea that there weren't highly technologically advanced civilizations 20,000+ years ago is false.
>>220825264Epic of Gilgamesh kino>directed by Christopher Nolan
>>220825355Show them or iltam sumra rashupti ilatim
What was her problem?
>>220825315not today, nanni
>>220825355Also, friendly reminder: no scientist can prove that the tooth fairy isn't real. She's real, she's out there, and she has my teeth.
>>220825367>elliot page as the beastman enkidu
>"I can't see anything! I can't see anything!">*RECORD SCRATCH*>"I'LL OPEN THIS ONE!!!!">*audience uncontrollably shits from laughter*
>>220825315>*ama-gal starts scamming faster than Ea-Nasir*
𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 𐎦𐎨𐎵𐎤 𐎬𐎤 𐎬𐏀 𐎬𐎮𐎭𐎤𐏀
Humbaba
>>220825494Missing his giant balls and dick
>>220825315>THE MEANING... OF CUSTOMER SERVICE
>>220825509lol homo
>>220825539>snek penis We used to have imaginations.
>>220825529
>>220825403Pure sex!
>>220825264>DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON>IS>GILGAMESH>THIS SUMMER
>>220825315>ROB SCHNEIDER IS>A COPPER INGOT
>Watching Babylonian movie>The Elamites are comically evil antagonists
>>220826046>Elamites>their leader is played by Jack Elam
>>220825403Forgot to let Ereshkigal know she was coming over and the Seven Judges of the Underworld were so annoyed they struck her dead.
>>220825539>Humbaba?>More like hubbah hubbah!
>>220825711I'd watch that
>>220825509>Op's current facebook status
>>220825264SET YOUR CALENDAR
I hope they're going to be selling Mohenjo-Daren skull popcorn buckets again
>>220825403>ishtar In this imageboard we praise Inanna not some half semitic whore
>>220825355If there were advanced high tech civilisations that collapsed they would have left behind their moon bases for us to see
>>220826121Elam Musklol
>>220825711He already did Hercules. Imagine if he did Gilgamesh and Samson too.
>>220826546It's called the moon, jackass
>>220826173>Ereshkigal, raven-haired>Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair>I know thy scent by candlelight>Immortal flesh I yearn to share>Appease the beast on spattered sheets>Dyed malefic red as sobriety weeps>Nocternity>She shall come for me....
>>220825441Idris Elba as the Ishtar Priestess that tames him
>Errrm, in cuneiform, Enheduanna?
HUDREEEEAAAAAAAH