>I, um, I need your help. I am getting ready for a date. The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store and he comes from a race of celibate knights.
he won
>>220825787Jedi aren’t a race. Fucking fraud
>>220825815wtf does she see in him?
>>220825830his BWC
>>220825830Business owner, passionate about his hobbies, same interests, she's leeching off him
>>220825815That’s like when they tried to make Barney sober. Being a lonely loser who’s still inexplicably arrogant in spite of it is Comic Book Guy’s whole schtick.
>>220825961He's got a kid with her
>>220825787Knights are an order not a race.
>>220826007Oh Jesus, they’re really digging their heels in on that one. My only guess is it’s because that was well after the crowd who got worked up by “Principal and the Pauper” had already bounced, so it’s only the diehards left who will just roll with whatever as long as there’s Simpsons characters running around.
>>220825815>CBG is the only caucasian person in that imageSpringfield has fallen.
>>220825815I must have missed the episode where a shark bit off her legs.
>>220826093Yeah, they do DEI in cartoons even now. Go watch a new Family Guy or Simpsons and pay attention to the background characters.
>>220825830He is a self-employed guy he's not a pathetic jobless NEET.
>>220826093There's just two of the families of black characters that have been around since season 1.
>Skinner was a 44 year old virgin who gets a girlfriend (though to be fair he lost it in the same episode he revealed he was one).>Comic Book Guy was a 42 year old virgin who gets a girlfriend>Moe was never confirmed to be a virgin, but his whole schtick was being an ugly unlovable loser, and he gets a girlfriendWhy does the show refuse to let us virgins have representation
>>220825830Canonically has a big dick, he's just not good expressing himself with normalfags. Also this >>220825920. If he went to the gym and stopped drinking soda he'd be the ideal bachelor.
>>220827424>Canonically has a big dickwut
>>220825787>he comes from a race of celibate knightsthis really mindbroke Star Wars fansI dont get how people dont get that just because youre organisation is celibate doesnt mean it cant get new members or growThe jedi where already mystical space knights who follow a strict religion in the original trilogy and the prequels made it even clearer that there knight templars and historically speaking they never had a problems of dying out because there celibateWhy is this such a hard concept for Star Wars fans to get?
>>220825830A sumo wrestler accidentally fell on her when she was 9
>>220825787CBG had already dated and shagged both skinner's mom and skinner's oneitis some 15 seasons before.
>>220827394Skinner didn't lose Edna in the episode he is revealed to be a virgin.CBG had sex with Edna, and Agnes if I remember correctly, before getting married. Cucking Skinner with both his ex and his mom.Moe had sex with his waitress back in Flaming Moe's.
>>220827424>Canonically has a big dickso the uglybastardmaxxed white man gets the japanese girl? this is just like my doujins
