I can’t believe fucking faggot Hollywood is making this.
What's the issue? Just going to flop anyways
>>220829576This, who wants to pay to see this gay softcore crap?
>>220829549livvy is sexy
>>220829549The Hasselhoff hairstyle is back in, so they can remake it.
>>220829549didn't they already do a remake with the Rock, Efron and Daddario?
>>220829681unironically mid
>>220829681Yeah. would suck her sweaty farts out her ass. she is a beaut
>>220829549Ozempic won. Being hot is in again.
>>220829753they're both fat
>>220829549Wooooow a wowa
>>220829753Old. Artificial. Performative. Sluts. Its not attractive because its not actually sexy or revealing for them. They post more than that every day on IG or onlyfans. They dont even know what modesty means.
>>220829681She looks attractive with makeup and anglefakery, but the BTS photos for Baywatch really opened my eyes. She's got a man's figure.
>>220829753this is a win for society
Need a show that just shows with anime boobs
>>220829828i admit her shoulders are pretty broad but she's an athlete, what do you expect
>>220829705and it was shit, because they tried to have their cake and eat it toothis new baywatch is smart enough to know to just take original baywatch and put in a new cast
>>220829753>everyone who isnt a langwhale is on ozempicyou could call it obsession
>>220829549Imagine all the freaky orgies going on behind the scenes.
>>220829643>Who wants to see close to porn done by women who arent' actualy bottom of the barrel porn whores.*raises hand*
>>220829753>Ozempic most people are using reta now as it's much better
>>220829549i like the woman very pretty and i want to gave sex and lick kiss all night with her
>>220829828Brother you are reaching hard, please shut the fuck up, you have been clearly malding about trans in your life recently where you see balls and adams apples everywhere, chill the fuck out, this is a woman.
>>220829894Hoff was the show, and like the Knight Rider reboot, it simply won't work cause David Hasselhoff had an aura that nobody since has been able to emulate.Even more than Knight Rider, Baywatch was his baby, a show he nursed from death after Season 1 and turned into a cultural icon. Without a presence like David Hasselhoff there is no Baywatch, just as there was never really a Knight Rider reboot that worked.
Demoralization. We are talking about hollywood after all they're going to pair them with blacks.
>>220829681she's an anal princess
>>220829753blondie mogs Livvy at her own game
>>220830335Bro I don't know how to tell you this but the only reason I watched was to bust my 12 year old nut to half naked playboy models on tv.
>>220831682Livvy Dunne is the sterotypical fatherless white trash whore who has been cummed in by multple guys by the time she graduates high school.
>>220830609As a black man, I'm all for it
>>220830609I think it's pretty obvious this show is going to be like a softcore version of a Vixen scene.
>>220829681Looks like generic pretty blonde white girl. Boring.
>>220830314Saying a woman has mannish features isn't saying they're a tranny. Sounds like you're the tranny obsessed freak here.
>>220829549I hope it turns out to be good and legitimately sexy with a lot of male gaze shots. But I won't hold my breath
What do you think Hassie Harrison's husband is thinking right now?
>>220832706>damn this little chud be saving picture for ants
I could heem skenes
>>220831971She's not blonde.
>>220832904
>>220832706>>220832875a micro pic for his micro peen
>>220829549>there's an uptick in lotion sales
thread needs more livvy post it fags wake up australia
>>220829549>I can’t believe fucking faggot Hollywood is making this.>No tits whatsoeverI can. And will never watch
>>220829549War and aliens are coming so they want white men to participate in society again to fight
>>220829681The gymnast leotard was hard carrying.
>>220833094ayo this nigga hover handin
>>220833923You want the poor nigga to catch a lawsuit
how do they keep the bathing suits in place at all times? are they glued on? it seems like it could randomly slip to one side or the other at any given moment
>>220833094>not pictured>livvy dunnelol
>>220833967she's so mid
>>220829549I bet one million dollars right here it's just going to be the usual bait and switch, i know nothing about this crap because i bet by episode 3 or 4 or whatever they'll start introducing those ugly ass niggers the US is so full of, so yeah i don't know what you're so excited about, unless you're a literal faggot.
>>220829681Brown eye blondes are weird. It's like they didn't fully make it.
>>220834298Because she's naturally a brunette.
>>220833967Silicone gripper tape and targeted tension.
>>220833967If there's a wardrobe malfunction, I suppose they will simply shoot another take.
>>220831815Anon has a point though. Baywatch worked on several levels, and if it was really just playmates frolicing on the beach, it wouldn't have lasted as long as it didAlso, I watched Baywatch Nights, and was disappointed
>Okay Alexendra we're gonna shoot it again but this time try to do it sexier
>>220833094I'll watch to support Ammell and jerk off to Hassie, win-win
>>220833094amell? really? is that the best they could do?>>220829894such a shame since daddario is great eye candy.... or was until she chopped off her best assets
>>220829705Yeah but it made the mistake of thinking it was above the material.
She's walled.
>>220834298Blonde hair originated in brown-eyed populations. It’s the OG combo. Blue eyes originated in dark-haired ones. Blonde and blue-eyed combo didn’t come about until much later due to mixing.
>>220829549You know hollywood isnt one person right?