Why didn't he just construct a beautiful gorilla nest for Harland?
Suicide would be a fitting pinnacle to his career
Why does he look like that?
Hasan would murder this doo in the ring
>>220830608He’s not going to fuck you, channing creager
>>220830459How much time and effort (and more importantly, gear) does it take to look this shitty?
aneurysmaxxing
>>220830459>>220830608Chinese peptides could save both of these dudes
>>220830608Doesn't he have this glass bones disease?
>>220830651I don't know who that is. Seethe harder commie faggot
>>220830693Kek
Is the septictank shit over? Or did the mods finally kicked them out? Haven't seen any threads lately.
>>220830608Isn't he going to prison?
>>220831421Last I heard Bam Margera got involved with it somehow. To what capacity I don't know. I just scrolled past a post about it on IG. I actually despise fishtank (and everything that Hyde is post WP), and it seemed like a bad omen for Bam who has been on the up and up
>>220830709No it's much worse, he has pygmy head disease.
what happened to that one stream where Asmongold was supposed to be part of it? Was it a joke?
>>220830459>gorilla nest Was there even an explanation for why this triggered him so hard?
>>220831534Because he looks like a roided out gorilla and gorillas are known to be the primates with the smallest penis by bodymass.
>>220830459Seek help. Your condition is worsening.
>>220830459Evil cannot create.
>>220830459ayyy
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>>220830608The turkroach already bitched out.
>>220830608He is a faggot with no legs and >>220830459 is a modern day Trotsky.
>>220830459Sam Hyde has never built anything lasting, the genius of MDE was everyone except for him and most of them have either started families or fallen into deepfelt schizophrenic religious fervor
>>220833152>Sam Hyde has never built anything lastingI haven't watched him in a few years, but I remember being 22 and shooting up in my one bedroom apartment with no furniture watching his lectures and the interviewer asked him what he wanted to tell young men and he said, "you need to understand that you have something unique to offer other people and the world will be a better place if you can get your act together and offer it" and I spent the rest of that night crying my fucking eyes out, because nobody had ever said that to me. He helped me get clean and go back to school and finish my degree. Is that pathetic? Probably, but I don't care. I needed to hear it.
>>220833218You need a dad, not a faggot eceleb lmao
>>220833135A odious jew with a penchant for totalitarianism?
>>220830608Sam's so roid rotted he probably gets winded when he opens the fridge door too fast. I hate Hasan but Hasan at this point probably could whoop ol' Sammy D
>>220830608>ShoeOnHead buckbroke him so fucking badly he now wears badly fitting suits instead of ugly-ass Gucci swag
>>220830709>Doesn't he have this glass bones disease?His legs definitely do.
someone post the marky update
>>220833383Care to rephrase that for the employed?
>>220830608Didn’t this dude abuse his dog and just recently go to Cuba to fuck kids?
>>220830459>>>/bant/24419231Marky is a mom now
>>220831480Bam finessed them for like $200k and did the bare minimum
>>220831480He was the host of Fishtank replacing Sam.
>>220833475If he did, the right would hail him as their new god.
>>220833541FREE KAYA
>>220833541Who knew that all Hasan had to do to get MIGAredditors to stop obsessing over him every waking hour was to have sex with a child and come out against releasing the Epstein files.
>>220830459he's a raped bitch
>>220833218Good for you. Did you learn a skill?>>220833351Imagine how little worth this person has
>>220830459Nature is for faggots.
>>220833738
>Posting this on Harambe Memorial Month.Too soon, dickhead.
>>220830573He's hideously ugly in a genuine and profound way so he constantly pretends it's a bit to be an ugly snorting hideous abomination of God doing steroids.
>>220831480>bad omen for bamYou think anyone cares Sam picked him because he's an ugly has been degenerate the entire appeal of fish tank is laughing at fucked up retarded people
>>220830573Sam is jewish.
I still don't understand what gorilla nest means
>>220834345nosy!
MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE CIARA ELLIE ASSHOLE RAPE DRUGS HARDCORE SEMEN FACIAL
>>220830608>Leave Hyde to me
>>220833487Thats rad I guess>>220833497I was hoping the two of them would interact, ai could see Bam poking holes through Sam's tough guy act just like Harland. Bam has a much more successful career and has dealt with people like sam before, and clowned on them>>220833948Bad omen just because sam and fishtank are scammers and human traffickers I figured they would get bam in some shit glad they didn't
>>220830459Why do you care?
>>220833135lots of top boxers have chicken legs (not that either of these cunts could ever be good at boxing)
it's gonna be funny when christmas example kills herself
>>220835385At this point he just might be able to since Sam's life and the way he presents himself is a house of lies. Wouldn't be surprised if he paid off that Australian guy to throw the boxing fight (Sam's one and only).
