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How bad could it be?
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>>220833828
Bad, pleb filter.
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>>220833828
Unironically the correct way to look at it. Track records are handy thing, are they not?
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>>220833828
As bad as all his other movies.
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>>220833828
Nolan's last good movie was TDK and even that was carried by Ledger. He's been shit for almost two decades.
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>>220833828
>Ellen Page plays Achilles.
This movie should be gassed.
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that means it might be alright if batman is in it and otherwise would piss me off more than it would entertain me, based on his track record.
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Well he hasn't made a good film in 12 years so...
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>>220833828
>still
The King of the Midwits has made one good movie
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>>220833828
It's going to be amazing, simply because I love the story and I love greek mythology. Even a completely batshit retelling, full of artistic license, like Troy, was still enjoyable to me.
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>>220833828
>Defy the Gods
That is literally the opposite of the story's message.
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>>220833828
Considering his last two movies were his worst, it could be bad.
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>>220833828
Have you seen his last two movies?
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>>220833970
Ridley Scott used to have a good track record, too
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>>220835077
It's a bad tagline, but Nolan didn't choose the tagline.
However, it's not the opposite of the story's message at all. This is a braindead x/Twt take from people that haven't read the damn poem.

Not only do multiple gods actively prevent Odysseus from going home, but Odysseus himself did not believe that anyone was on his side the whole time despite Athena vouching for him and being the reason he got to leave Calypso's island.

Odysseus accosts Athena when she reveals herself to him after he finally lands in Ithaca, questioning why she seemed absent and unhelpful for his 10 year voyage.

And in Nolan's movie, it looks like Odysseus says this "not even the gods can stop me" line early in the voyage likely as a simple meaningless phrase rather than an actual statement of defiance. Like saying "I'm going to make it home even if it kills me."
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>>220835112
Scott is very consistent. Nothing's changed.
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If his movies are so shit. why are people talking about them so much?
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>>220835849
The brown masses like eating shit.
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>>220835858
You're even worse than them. Typical case of horseshoe theory with you being the gross thing in the middle.
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>>220835873
I'm sorry to tell you but horseshoe theory is not everpresent and you are not a genius for siding with Indians on the Nolan matter. You are in fact a midwit.
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>>220833828
Can't overcome the casting. Nobody could.
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>>220835897
Your obsession with browns suggests you are IN FACT the midwit. I don't care for them because I don't occupy space that meaningfully clashes with theirs. You on the other hand can never quite escape their reach. Imposter syndrome overkill.
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>It's still Coppola.

>How bad could it be?
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>>220833828
As bad as the shit you litter the streets with, you rancid pajeet.
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>>220835979
Filtered. Megalopolis was kino. Also self-financed, making comparison idiotic.
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>>220835941
Decent attempt at using word salad to deflect but your blatant misunderstanding of horseshoe theory and its applications is proof of your overconfidence in your own intelligence. Whereas stating Indians by large love both Nolan and eating shit is a verifiable fact.
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>>220835941
Brown spotted
Uh oh stinky
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>>220833970
>>220833828
only 40% of Nolan movies are good, and Odyssey is so much out of Nolan's ballpark that it can only be awful, even without the stupid shit everyone is criticizing him for (desrvedly so)
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kanyecore slop
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>>220833828
gonna wait til it's free on streaming somewhere to find out how bad it is
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>>220836050
no amount of eternal Coppola fanboy syndrome can convince anyone that Megalopolis was good
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>>220836051
I'm certain enough I got you with that alright. Try shrugging it off as word salad, your inner voice is screaming "imposter" right now.
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>>220835070
So you have no standards and like everything, even if it shits on the thing you claim to like

What a dogshit fan
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>>220833828
Well he hasnt made a good movie in nearly 20 years so pretty bad
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>>220836088
>only 40% of Nolan movies are good

Following - good

Memento - good

Insomnia - good

Batman Begins - good

The Prestige - good

The Dark Knight - good

Inception - good

The Dark Knight Rises - good

Interstellar - good

Dunkirk - good

Tenet - good

Oppenheimer - bad

=92%
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>>220836288
>Following - good
meh
>Memento - good
meh
>Insomnia - good
meh
>Batman Begins - good
good
>The Prestige - good
good
>The Dark Knight - good
good
>Inception - good
good
>The Dark Knight Rises - good
meh
>Interstellar - good
shit
>Dunkirk - good
shit
>Tenet - good
shit
>Oppenheimer - bad
shit
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>>220835007
kinda crazy everything up to & including interstellar was solid, the dark knight rises being his only blunder (but a meme goldmine) after that it really is hit or miss
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>>220833828
Tenet could have been decent if he hired a good actor to play the protagonist and if he had Hans Zimmer.
This will likely fall short due to actor shortcomings.
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>>220836475
the dark knight was actually garbage. overlong, boring, insists upon itself, killed heath ledger, is single handedly responsible for 2 decades of capeshitslop. shit casting, laughable british wanker doing a fake tough guy american accent, oldman showing up for a paycheck with a glued on mustache, stupid fucking hans zimmer fart soundtrack, every scene full of cringe like the witness who somehow brought a gun into a court room
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I'm so tired of his schtick.
Make everything grey, demistified ad with an unnecessarily convoluted narration. And not one memorable character (except batman characters becasue they are batman characters)
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>>220836620
yeah i agree dark knight is overrated as fuck but it's still a pretty well-shot and acted film, but it's a james bond film masquerading as a batman film
that and i give nolan credit for going unnecessarily apeshit on the stuntwork, i mean he really wanted it to be as realistic as possible and got nearly all of it.
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>>220836133
lol, you fool.

I simply recognize that Troy is not a faithful retelling of the Iliad, and treat it as if some Grecian bard away at sea was retelling bits and pieces of the Iliad without remembering it fully.

Nothing is getting "shit on" lmfao. Don't be such a melodramatic bitch lmfaoooooo.
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>>220837349
so you have no standards and like shit, got it
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>>220833828
bruh the trailer looks like a sidelined AppleTV show shot on a shoestring budget that was colored by a team of 3 indians in 15 minutes, it's going to be unwatchable
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>>220837395
>unable to separate two pieces of fiction even when one is obviously a retelling

Do you have autism or is this some other alphabet imaginary illness?
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>>220837551
You have no standards, we get it
anything greek mythology, no matter the quality, is amazing lmao
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>>220837718
>anything greek mythology, no matter the quality, is amazing lmao
That's not true.
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>>220837738
>It's going to be amazing, simply because I love the story and I love greek mythology. Even a completely batshit retelling, full of artistic license, like Troy, was still enjoyable to me.
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>>220835828
Cope.
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>>220833828
>It's still Nolan
It's still crap you say?
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>>220837781
Troy was enjoyable. Not amazing.
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>>220836288
Only one of that movies is actually good.
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>>220836620
Contrarian.
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>>220837829
>t. pleb
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>>220833970
Oppenheimer sucked.
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>>220837906
>Nothing changed
Yeah, he just made one of the worst movies of all time, nothing changed at all. Cuck.
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>>220837958
>Cuck
Nice signature.
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>>220833970
Stfu you fucking faggot douchebag. He turned one of the greatest pieces of European literature into a joke by filling it with niggers and casting a woman to play Achilles. Kill yourself you fucking piece of shit.
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>>220837991
You deserve nothing. Perish, maggot.
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>>220836471
Dunkirk wasn't shit it was just a war movie
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>>220833828
I don't care anymore.
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>>220838675
Forgot pic.
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Why did Nolan go from decent mainstream sci fi to world war 2 slop?
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>>220835685
>No one replies to the only person here that seemingly owns a copy of the odyssey
Everyone just wants to shitpost
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>>220835979
why would you post a counterexample
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>>220833828
This is the man who made Interstellar and Tenet. It could be very bad.
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>>220833828
Nolan has always been an overrated hack, but you're all r*dditors that unironically believe he's a genius.
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>>220840792
Nolansimps, leave.
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>>220833828
This was on my definite must see list of summer movies along with Mando, Backrooms and Disclosure Day. But I have a deep seeded phobia of being stuck in a movie theater with a shitty movie and I'm getting strong shitty movie vibes from Odyssey so I probably won't go see it even though I had planned to a year ago.
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>>220836475
interstellar is pleb 2001, and inception is pleb paprika. those two shitty rip-offs invented every single trope of modern corporate hubris.
>(woah moment)
>shitty audio
>lazy nepo score
>low-lit camerawork
>every "pretty" shot is CG
>minimalism
>"hmm, I think we need more grey and brown"
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>>220840873
>shill forgot to change the filename from his shill packet
Lmao you're new to this
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>>220840873
Also, not a real quote. Don't know why Babel Media or which ever "guerilla" online marketing company you're from thinks this is a good idea.
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>>220835077
But le hicking hollywood judaism satanism n shieet
Who cares about the source material goy?
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>>220835849
>Ad populum
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>>220840944
Goddamn contrarians. Inception is kino.
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>>220839935
He is a tranny
>inb4: How do you know?
I can tell who's a tranny just by looking at the number in their posts.
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>>220833828
>The Odyssey, through a Judeo-Empirical lens.
Not even interested in torrenting this absolute dogshit.
It has Captain American: New World Order vibes.
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>>220833970
Nolan's record is about 2/12, so there's a 1/6 chance Odyssey will be good. But seeing as the trailer and casting are awful, that goes down to 1/20. Verdict: Total Slop.
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>>220836620
TDK is literally one of the most overrated things on this board and overall, along with BrBa season 5. It's remarkable how poorly it holds up 10-18 years later. I thought it was interesting in the theatre as a young person. After seeing many more films over the years, then rewatching, it has tons of problems, corny parts, rushed parts, etc. It's Nolan doing a bad imitation of Mann, with the main characters dressed in a bat suit and clown outfit. lol
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>>220838600
Yeah I rewatched this and it's fine. I don't like any of his other stuff.
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>>220840792
>>220840809
excellent pics showing how dull he is.
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>>220833828
his worst movie, by far, has a coon forced into the lead role. this is that x100 so yeah... its going to be shit. he paid no mind to making a good movie he just wanted to hang out will coons, sheboons and trannies
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>>220838675
Same. I might’ve cared 7 years ago, but during COVID I decided it would be funnier to watch it all burn.
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all the edgelord faggot virtue signaling in this thread from people who'd bite off their balls in preference to being publicly identified with the views they profess in it
so much virtue I can't stand it, like my heart's gonna cave in
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>>220842088
OMG ME TOO /tv/BRO I DIDN'T CARE *BEFORE* IT WAS COOL!
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>>220842120
>The wolf berates the rabbit for hiding in their burrow
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>>220842152
For a moment there, anon, I swear it was as though Tywin Lannister himself had joined the thread.
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>>220842120
When you take into account how old they all are it's just fucking embarrassing.
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>noooo why don't you just look forward to the new big budget movie made by the dullest director of the past decade?!?!? AAAAAAAHHHHH just le consooooooom
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>>220833828
Nolan has never made a good film so, pretty bad
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>>220833970
his last 3 movies were bad to mediocre
dunkirk was meh. tenet was bad. oppenheimer is inbetween. the collab of barbenheimer in context makes it even worse.
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>>220833828
Tenant was shit.
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>>220842188
How do you figure? People with a life to lose are much more cautious than reckless niggers and kids.
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>>220833828
Nolan is a shit director though? Try telling me one of his protagonists names other than Bruce Wayne without googling it. I dare you. His movies always have terrible characters and writing, they feel very sterile and cold
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>>220833970
Nolans track record is dirt. Openheimer was garbage, just like all his flicks.



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