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Did you ever have moments where you think you might be dating a retard?
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Anonymous
 No.220834259
 No.220834259
I am the retard
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Anonymous
 No.220834280
 No.220834280
>>220834158
>Did you ever have moments
No.
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Anonymous
 No.220834308
 No.220834308
>>220834158
>Be me
>2001
>Dating hot college bitch
>Hey sweety wanna go see Pearl Harbor?
>What's it about?
She gave the best blowjobs.
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Anonymous
 No.220834445
 No.220834445
>>220834308
Okay grandpa, let's get you to bed.
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Anonymous
 No.220834506
 No.220834506
>>220834445
Dutton Ranch isn't over yet.
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Anonymous
 No.220834561
 No.220834561
>>220834308
I bet she still had no fucking idea what happened at Pearl Harbour afterwards. That movie was a real stinker.
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Anonymous
 No.220834595
 No.220834595
>>220834158
My ex wife must have thought that about me.
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Anonymous
 No.220834726
 No.220834726
>>220834259
this. i'm a golden retriever bf.
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Anonymous
 No.220834759
 No.220834759
>>220834726
Buffy dated a golden retriever bf. They kicked his ass off the show after one and a half seasons. He was extremely bland.
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Anonymous
 No.220834818
 No.220834818
dating a dumb girl is hard, it gets weird when you're trying to have a life with someone who constantly just doesn't get it.
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Anonymous
 No.220834963
 No.220834963
The most retarded male is more intelligent than an average woman so this scenario made no sense.
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Anonymous
 No.220834985
 No.220834985
yeah but the tits were great
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Anonymous
 No.220835059
 No.220835059
>>220834506
Ram Ranch is still open.
Last call isn't for hours.
Let's go.
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Anonymous
 No.220835636
 No.220835636
>>220835059
>Ram Ranch
What's that?
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Anonymous
 No.220835664
 No.220835664
He nutted in it so who cares what she thinks afterwards
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Anonymous
 No.220835801
 No.220835801
Here's the Little Kev rap from memory so buckle up
>"Let me tell ya a story about a girl I knew and her bitch ass crew."
forget the next part but then
>"straight outta Compton? No straight outta Thriller! When the bitch be walkin, mothers hide their child's faces. She's skinny and fat in all the wrong places."
The end
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Anonymous
 No.220835823
 No.220835823
>>220834158
I fucked around with a chick that thought we had been to Jupiter. She thought 2001 A Space Odyssey was a fucking documentary, I shit you not. Also she thought John Wayne was a real old west gunfighter. Mind you I don't think she ever watched any movie that didn't have pink on the cover, so she wasn't full blown tarded (she was going to school to be an accountant), but the fact that those were some of the things she actually thought just really opened my eyes to the scope of tardedness women can plumb.
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Anonymous
 No.220835843
 No.220835843
My girlfriend is 15 years younger than me, so every Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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Anonymous
 No.220837144
 No.220837144
>>220835843
What does that mean?
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Anonymous
 No.220838182
 No.220838182
No. Even retards are smart enough to avoid me.
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Anonymous
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 No.220838855
>>220835801
Hair bleached by Clorox!
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Anonymous
 No.220839452
 No.220839452
>in college
>dating a female classmate
>helping her with Statistics homework
>trying to explain the basics
>'If you roll a dice, what are the odds you get a 1?'
>she replies with 'Uhm... 6?' and starts crying
and she wouldnt even suck it
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