$250m worldwide is its absolute ceiling hahahahahahahahahaha
>>220834783>the brown kid can only talk about concrete, non-abstract concepts like box office numbers
>>220834783Think of all they toys headed straight for the landfill
>>220834813There is nothing else to discuss with this product. It should fail.
>>220834866What toys? He looks the same and has for the past 6 years. There's nothing in the movie to really get a big toy push.
>>220834813zeb status?
>>220834873I watched the 1 hour RLM review and I don't think they even mention the plot of the movie, or I can't remember
>>220834783not even a quarter billy
>>220834886thats where disney really fucked up. all of their media is intended to drive people to parks and merch
>>220834873>i'm brownI know. I just told you I know.
>>220834886They rerelease and repackage shit all the time. This movie bombed hard and no amount if spin is going to salvage the damage done to the IP
>>220834932Thank Kathleen Kennedy
>>220834783Just came back from the theater. It was filled to the brim with teenagers. Not a single one was watching Star Wars, they were watching Backrooms or Obsession, two low-budget zoomer horror films. I think it's over for this franchise.
>>220835682bait used to be believable
>>220834887Shitto'd
I thought it would at least limp to $300 mil, but that's looking impossible now.
>>220834783the gunn nuts should be getting ready for supergirl failing to a similar degree, summer is going to be a carnage.
>>220834886Do zoomers buy merch?
>>220834909There's not really much plot for them to discussMando gets hired to find Rotta the Buff by Jabba's brother and sisterTurns out they're trying to kill himMando attacks their palace, saves Rotta, blows it up, the endIt's a long pretty good episode of the TV show
>>220834783yeah that was fairly obvious, despite making back its production budget opening weekend the midweek dues collapsed lmao, amazing it'll even surpass 200 million honestly>>220836296>he doesn't know
>>220836337Kek
>>220836812wait this is actually the plot of the movie? then what the fuck do zeb and embo have to do with it?
>>220834783That’s fucking hilarious.
>>220837179>wait this is actually the plot of the movie?Yes and no. He gets put onto a job by the Republic to find Rotta because Jabba's cousins have info on the location of an Imperial Warlord (because hunting Imperials for the Republic is what he's doing) that they'll give in exchange for Rotta's return. The guy holding Rotta turns out to be the guy the Republic's after and so Mando foregoes the Hutts' deal and delivers the guy to the Republic and sets Rotta loose. Jabba's cousins don't like that and they send a bounty hunter for Mando in revenge. He gets rescued by Grogu and the two of them, with Rotta, get back at the Hutts and the Republic helps because the Hutts were gonna tip off the Imperial remnants anyway to get paid twice.>then what the fuck do zeb and embo have to do with it?Zeb works with Mando basically as a getaway pilot when he's hunting Imperials. Embo is the bounty hunter Jabba's cousins hire to bring Mando in.
>>220837564well that's still a pretty bad plotwhere does the dragonsnakeworm thing come in during all of this?
but nothing happensfucking faggots
>>220835682>I think it's over for this franchise.And that's a good thing.
>>220834783Good riddance.
>>220835682There is nothing more uncool than being a Star Wars fan nowadays. Just imagine you're a zoomer getting on 4chan or reddit and you see the way Star Wars fans behave, just these horrible hate-filled incels bitching and moaning about everything and attacking everyone. You're hardly gonna think "Wow, I need to join that fanbase!"Star Wars is dead, and Star Wars fans killed it.
>>220837589>where does the dragonsnakeworm thing come in during all of this?It's the monster Jabba's cousins have beneath their main chamber. Basically the same premise as the Rancor under Jabba's throne room in RoTJ. They try to feed him to it but he escapes because Grogu breaks him out.
>>220837680true, their behavior is fucking disgraceful>>220837671what the fuck is this shit>hurr durr the only good films in the franchise are redditfuck off faggot
>>220837680>There is nothing more uncool than being a Star Wars fan nowadays>you see the way Star Wars fans behave, just these horrible hate-filled incels bitching and moaning about everything and attacking everyoneThey've always been like this. But even then, it was way, WAAY worse back in the 2000s. Believe it or not the fandom has cooled off a lot more since then because the pissed off Gen-Xers who were buttmad about the prequels have already started to die off in the last 15 years or so.
>>220837721oh boy more memberberriesfuck i'm really not gonna pay to see this shit
>>220837820It's not even played like that. The thing doesn't even die.
>>220835682Episode 3 was the end of the franchise.
>>220834783Wait... this is a movie? I thought it was a disney+ tv series that was gonna shit the bed, but youre telling me this is a major motion picture? Fucking lel
>>220837891still, it's the fact that a hutt crime lord has a basement with a hungry monster and the hero gets dropped into it. that's arguably as bad as the giant chess board scene. i said it in yesterday's thread and i'll say it again, mando s1 did memberberries the right way, none of it was ever in your face and was far more subtle.
>>220837949>Wait... this is a movie?Yes.>I thought it was a disney+ tv seriesIt used to be.>that was gonna shit the bedIt was D+'s most popular show for a few years and was their first big hit.>but youre telling me this is a major motion picture?Yes.
>>220837671Mein Kampf should be in Patrician category
>>220835682And then, everyone clapped.
>>220835682>I think it's over for this franchise.It ended in 1983. There were some nice books after that though.
>>220834783Not great, not terrible for a Star Wars side quest movie whose fan base is dying out.
>>220835682This never happened but good try.
>>220834783You all are a miserable lot.
>>220838255>>220838369>>220836296Why are you all in denial about this? Like do you actually think the average teenager gives a fuck about Disney Star Wars movies? It's literally being beat at the box office by a low budget horror movie made by some zoomer.
>>220834783If Gulp Shitto was the lead this wouldn't have happened
>>220834783disney are so slow in their actions its fucking up their earnings.this film is at least 2 years too late. Im not surprised if Doomsday "fails" I mean theyre being lazy as fuck not showing a trailer for a movie 6 months away
>>220838409Pretty bad sign that there's no hype for a Avengers movie 6 months away from release.
>>220838520Im sure there will be some buzz around it closer to the time but were 6 months out, no actual trailer and still no reveal of the main character of the movie
>>220835682I am so glad Star Wars has entered into a death spiral from which it can never escape. They have lost the all-important youth demographic, and they will not be getting it back. Star Wars is as kitsch and nerdy to kids today as stuff like Lost in Space was when I was growing up. Prequels fans have chased away women and zoomers leaving only an audience of depressed, single, kissless, handholdless 30+ male virgins who are willing to pay to see this slop. Star Wars is doomed. DOOMED.
>>220834886I noticed they have the same toys as always BUT now have the silver Mando armor on his chest.
>>220835682>Star Wars is uncslopBased
>>220837179Wait wait, so is Sneedo in this film? does he link up with feedus? Do they need it or keep it?
>>220838634it was inevitable
>>220835682totally believableStar Wars is Unc/boomer slop
>>220834783they're going to dump it on disney+ and claim it's the best star wars movie ever
>>220837042Do you people really think it "passed its production budget"? What about the theaters cut? This isn't even mentioning how heavily advertised it was.
>>220838634That's the issue here. Zoomers like the prequels and hate anything sequel related. What disney needs to do is either sell to the chinks or just call the last few movies "legends" or something stupid like that
>>220834783this will be the #1 streamed movie when it debuts on streamingthe box office is deadcap my postcall me reddit for my spacingand post a frog
>>220839342>Zoomers like the prequels and hate anything sequel related.Nope.
>>220839342Nah mate, zoomers don't like Star Wars full stop. They don't like the prequels, they don't like the sequels, they don't even like the original trilogy. My whole point is that Star Wars is radioactive dogshit to zoomers.
>>220837680>Star Wars is dead, and Star Wars fans killed it.what compels people to simp for the billion dollar corporations in such a way?
That movie should have being released on disc on streaming and not theater. it's perfectly fine and arguably much better than Season 3, Boba and even some part of Season 2, being closer to Season 1, but the movie is almost worthless if you are not a fan of the showsThe big theater return should have being the Starfighter movie, it would have being a lot more effective as it didn't had any baggage.
>>220839406I think you are confusing with the generation AFTER the zoomers. Almost all zoomers grew up with Star wars. Prequel or Sequel trilogy or the shows.Zoomers are up to 2010 I think. So only the very late zoomers would be more likely to not watch. The early zoomers clearly grew up watching the prequels as they were between 9 and 5 when Episode 3 released
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>>220839360Star Wars is actually performing like shit in streaming too
>>220839570The people defending the Prequels are millennials anon. If you were a little kid when Phatom Menace came out you're in your 30s now, nearly 40. Its middle age men who based their whole lives on defending Jar Jar Binks as a good character.
>>220839360This has been the healthiest box office season since 2019. Original low-budget films like Obsession are finally making an impact in theaters. People just don’t give a fuck about Star Wars anymore.
>>220839684Anyone I know who are between 25 and 30 absolutely love the prequelsit's those who were olders who hated them and gave bad reviews
>>220839703The Phantom Menace came out 27 years ago. Anyone 25 to 30 wasn't born or was a toddler and wouldn't remember it.
>>220839684Just not true. 18-30 is the zoomer range now and they like the prequels for the most part.
>>220839734they could have watched it just a little later around the time of episode 2 or 3. You can very much easily understand a movie when you are 6 years old. Even if you don't get all the nuances.
>>220839315the production budget is about 170 million. the marketing budget brings the total up to 300 million, which is why everyone is bracing for the flop. it won't break even which is why i'm laughing at the cope articles claiming that the movie is doing well even though it's failing and doing worse than solo.>>220838634i told you yesterday when i outlined my old republic strategy, what lucasfilm needs is someone who understands george lucas' way of thinking and creating. then you'll see asses in seats again for star wars.
>>220839703>>220839739You're middle aged dudes bullshitting on 4chan like you've been doing for a decade.
>>220839362mandr is a zoomer and talks about his love of the prequels all the time, he even live streams events across USA and shows how much zoomers love the prequels
>>220839853Kek, thisThe weird part is how they think it's somehow not obvious. The perils of autism I guess.
>>220839769Yeah I'm sure 2 - 5 year old zoomniggas were enthralled by all that politicking in the prequels back in the day and it made them lifelong fans.
>>220839661Andor had huge numbers. Is that not Star Wars?
>>220839883only episode 1 really focused as much on politics, episode 2 and 3 focused much more on actions. the plot is clear enough even without detailsand hell, even if you don't understand all of the politics, you still have the action scenes, you don't have to understand EVERYTHING to like something
>>220839853You’re the middle aged one for apparently not being a 25 year old like me with friends who all like the prequels and don’t give a shit about anything after
>>220839769They could also watch episodes of Gunsmoke or the Brady Bunch, they just didn't. Where do you see Star Wars being mentioned in zoomer media?
What the hell do Star Wars fans want? the EU? George Sequels? the Old Republic? probably if they adapt it it wont be the same as the games more OT? Star Wars fans will never be happy no matter what happens what Star Wars fans love is to hate Star Wars
>>220839907>I'm 25 with loads of friends, honestThen why are you on 4chan?
>>220839892it only had numbers at the finale because people just waited and marathoned the whole thing>>220839900if you can't understand the politics of the prequels you are either 4 years old or actually handicapped
The next movie will probably do better as it's not related to a long-running TV show which had a very lackluster last seasoneven in the case of the movie being considered decent, it had to convince viewers of the last season AND movie goer who don't watch the show.It also has a bigger cast.
>>220839946I'm talking about the people who were kids watching the prequels, some might not have understood all the politics in the details, but they still understood the main plot
>>220839957the movie is only being considered decent because people are going in expecting nothing worthwhile.
>>220839924Decanonize the sequels and publicly crucify katleen kennedy, jj abrams and rian johnson on national tv
>>220839970It's not a matter of understanding, they're just dumb and boring.
>>220839974does it do anything really bad though? From what I'm reading, it's more that the movie is simple but still entertaining
>>220839932>Then why are you on 4chan?And just like that, it was all over. All my lies came tumbling down, crashing all around me like the waves of the ocean. I was finished.
>>220839957The funniest thing is that Starfighter is a sequel to the Rey trilogy and Star Wars fans boycotted Solo the Mandalorian and Grogu because they hated the Sequels but they will watch Starfighter because it will seem fresh Star Wars fans create their own misery
>>220840019if it's set long enough after or with a different cast I don't think people will mind it still being set in the same worldlike they say, it's a big galaxy
>>220839970anon i'm agreeing with you, i was 8 when phantom menace came out. i didn't immediately understand the politics but the movie made sense. it didn't take many repeat viewings to fully understand the film either. all that matters is how quickly your attention span developed to absorb the information put out.>>220839999that's just it, it's a simple adventure movie that doesn't do anything new or fantastic, and from what i've read/seen it's chock full of memberberries moments and ultimately doesn't push the mando's story forward at all. it's a waste of time and a vain attempt at making money and regaining a theatrical presence. they should have kept these scripts in season 4 and made the movie a separate side adventure altogether, one that could introduce the mandalorian to a new audience and give the returning fans something new to watch. this does neither.
>>220840036Starfighter that movie definitely deserves a Boycott more that will scare Disney and make them Retcon the Sequels but Star Wars fans are stupid
>>220840053it doesn't really have much member berries unless you are a die hard clone wars fan, and it's not in a "did you recognized the reference?" way, more just that they are existing characters. Same for the guy from Rebels.If anything, the movie almost work very well on it's own. with the only issue it doesn't really tell anything about the two main characters to people who have not watched the show.They could have replaced the two main characters with look-alike and it would have being almost the same movie.Action scenes, design, effect and soundtrack are apparently very good though.
>>220840019>>220840036>>220840069goose wars takes place about 5 years after rise of skywalker btwthe rumor is that the kid is being delivered to rey, who shows up at the end running a new jedi orderanother rumor suggests he's somehow luke's son which makes no sense but then again this is disney star wars where continuity is a suggestion
>>220840095>and it's not in a "did you recognized the reference?" way*laughs in giant chess board battle*
>>220840165to the average movie goer they probably just would look like cool monsters
>>220840171nobody who sees this movie is seeing a star wars movie for the first time, anon.
>>220840186and it's probably why it also failed, despite working somewhat well alone, no new people would go see the movie due to the baggage of the show. And it had a mediocre final season.it's also why I think the next movie will do better as it won't focus on an existing character
>>220838409>>220838520>>220838553>DoomsdayI think you mean Quipsday. the movie is going to suck, RDJ was a terrible choice for Doom
>>220834813>Browns are known for their proficiency with numbers and finance.
>>220834886Do young boys not play with action figures anymore? I know it’s all about gaming these days but it feels weird that play sets for kids aren’t really a thing anymore it seems
>>220840226goose wars will automatically do better because it's a movie starring goose from the director of the last deadpool movie, who was also an executive on stranger things. plus it has a decent supporting cast.
>>220840259There’s no proficiency in any of these discussions if you haven’t noticed it just all boils down to>movie make $1b WE WIN>movie make more than blu team’s movie WE WIN>movie bombs THE JEWS DID THIS
>>220840001fucking 10/10 post
>>220834783Mike Stoklasa killed Star Wars
>>220840781Thank you Mike
>>220840781mike is the only trekkie in the groupjay is just a faggotrich is a star wars fan who stopped caring before the prequels came out
>>220840781Mike Stoklasa deserved to have chopped up into pieces and fed to starving children in Africa.
