>you've got a friend in me
He looks better
>Black Woody has a gunWhat did she mean by this.
>>220836125Of course he comes with a gun.
>>220836125I'd like to own one.
>>220836125>Andrelmao
>>220836125jeet woody?
>>220836125>There's a dime in my boot!
>somebody shot up the watering hole
>>220836125looks like Jay Chandreshekar
>>220836125Looks arab or indian
>>220836211>We gotta keep everything about Woody the same cause its cool when we apropriate they culture, but what properly named Black son is finna be named Andy? Nahhh we namin that child Andre
>>220836368lol this guy's hilarious
what if he had a Glock instead of a SAA
>>220836368tawmbout beast of a cawmboy b?
>>220836368hawlg status?
>>220836491peaches and dimes b
>>220836125>its real
>>220836564I don't see a problem with this.
>>220836125should've dressed him like a kansas city pimp imo
>>220836564>$280 for a nigger figurineWhat kind of jewery is this?
>>220836125Lawsuit: Incoming
>>220836368This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life
>>220836564>buzz darkyear
>>220836658it costs more because its custom made outside of factory default settings, and there is less economics of scale.So you're paying more to give your child the inability to do anything but self-insert by turning all characters in their stories into people dat look like dey do
>>220836125>not a glock instead of a revolver
>>220836125Reminder that Mexico didn’t have slavery so a lot of slaves escaped west instead of north. 20-25% of old west cowboys were black.
>>220836125>Ayo, one day Woody got wizz-ood
>>220836125It worked in Blazing Saddles
>>220836125I'm glad they finally made an action figure for Blazing Saddles.
>>220836125
>>220836780>that obvious cut
>no watermelon>no purple drank>no crack pipe>no stolen bicycle
>>220836780Someone has jerked off to this, havent they?
>>220836125>Andre
>>220836125Hoody
>>220836125Has anyone ever been inside a black family's house during Christmas and they have black Christmas decorations?Very awkward
>>220836125>>220836564>"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
>>220836872I think I'd struggle not to smirk or just laugh at some of these things. It'd be like going to some old white guys house and he's got a picture of Nelson Mandela made to look like a white guy.
>>220836872Black Santa has the easiest job of all Santas.
>>220836901>quotes Tolkien and contributes no original thoughts of his ownThe quote is about you, dumbo.
>>220836931Kek
>>220836810I'm trying to if you'll quiet the fuck down.
>>220836952but is it also about the product?
>>220836952>satanic woketard gets triggered by the quoteEvery time, without fail.
>>220836368THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOSY
>>220836673I don't get it, care to explain? Is it because his dick is flopping around visibly?
>>220836368>funny>surprisingly smart>good at fighting>good at podcastingyou guys give him flack, but Schaub is talented as hell. My favorite guy from the Roganverse.
>>220837305He's funny in very small doses, which is why his long ass appearances don't go well and why his two hour specials both failed.
>>220836564This is exclusively bought by white people.
>>220837305>fav from JRE>not EdgyBrahyou havent looked into it
>>220836125How are these not getting raped by disney? Are they official collabs?
>>220836125>>220836564what is this shit
>>220837207>more buzzwords with 0 thoughts of his ownIt's just funny at this point
>>220837356>He's funny in very small doses, which is why his long ass appearances don't go wellhunnerd percent disagree b. a four (4) hour fight companion with rogan and eddie bravo is the perfect format for schaub kino. and also schaub had a solo appearance on JRE the other week and he revealed he happily buys second hand tyres off marketplace. despite being a multimillionaire he knows how to keep it real and i think for his next pod he should chop it up with jon bernthal on real ones.
Schaubs a beast of a peach
>AndreDo they even know what Andy is short for
>>220836125THEY CALL HIM BOSS.HE'S THE BOSS...
>>220837484since blacks are making them disney can't appear rayciss by going after thieving niggers
>>220836125I hear a lot about cultural appropriation and this isn't who I was told is doing it. They wouldn't lie, right?
>>220836780You had me at cream-filled pussy
>>220838309Are toys from a 30 year old movie your culture?
>>220836925santa is not a real person
>>220836125Hey! The sheriff is a n...
>>220838252yeahit's short for andy's nuts in yo mouth LMAO GOT EM
>>220838377
>>220836901The irony of this post, since Tolkien never actually said these words.
>>220837484It's AI.
>>220836658Have you seen what they spend on shoes? This guy's got it figured out
seen some shit
>>220836780aww hell nahh why they finna do my nigga jerry like dat
>>220836125>black woody>comes with a glock instead
>>220836125THE SHERIFF IS A NI *DING*
>>220836368This guy gives off immerse levels of fatherless energy, very effeminate.
>>220836780you dirty slut
>>220838424*BONG*
>>220836720Stop pushing this bullshit.
>>220838703tom is the cat as in "Tommy The Cat"
>>220838664>"I've seen shit that would turn you white!"
>>220836810if it was a hot chick, lets say samus aran, i'd definitely be fapping rn
>>220836125Poor niggers, they are a feminized race.
>>220836780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s
>>220836368My favorite retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIsKPuAC1Wk
>>220836125>>220836564all niggers do is steal
>>220836125>Andre, the sheriff-impersonator action figure. Now only $15.99!
>>220836772Mongo figure when?!
>>220838521they're black, so you can be sure it isn't RI
>>220836167how?
>>220836125ayo my nigga we was the sheriff and shit nigga theres a muhfuggin snake in my boot nigga this wild west shit crazy nigga
>>220836952the quote is about corrupting and changing things not just quoting themnigger
>you've got a felony
>>220843692Woah calm down Jamal don’t pull out the 9
>>220836564Why does nigcel identity entirely revolve around insecurity? They literally cannot do anything without crying WE WUZ BLACK.
>>220836188I noticed too. Is this social programming at work? I've gotta be honest, my ass tightened a little when I saw that and it creeps me out a little that it did.
>>220843755Why does white identity revolve around taking credit for or defending another white person's work? Maybe that's the insecurity here: You yourself know you'll never make anything of value with your own 2 braincells and so try to make yourself feel better by acting like you had some hand in the success of someone who you otherwise have no relation to. Thats beyond insecurity now, that's mental illness. The problem is not that you made a dull observation here thinking others would applaud you, it's that you said it out loud at all demonstrating you have no critical thinking skills at all. Go deal with your biases, you sound stupid.
>>220836795Were you under the impression that it was meant to fool you
>>220836125you gotta make the lips funny
>>220838291Never thought there would ever be Boss Nigger merch
>>220836564>Analdo Tamayo Mendez (a literal Soviet Hero)>first person of African descentIsn't the "1 drop" rule supposed to be what the badguys use to say someone's black?Isn't this a bit, y'know, ethnonationalist, that the only good thing is a black thing, no matter the person's politics, nation or religion, if Hitler had a gorilla in his ancestry, he's suddenly a good thing?
>>220836931Black Santas job is to steal toys from the naughty kids.
Why dont they make black cowboys movie?
>>220843926>take cartoon space man >WE WUZ NASA lmao nigger
>Are we awake?>We're not sure. Are we... Black?>Yes, we are.>Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled
>>220843926>have no black gods>throw a tantrum that white people exist and do thingsTypical slave caste
>>220836564Made by a black person who grew up surrounded by white people and wanted to justify their blackness after taking their first African Studies class in college.
>>220837503Looking in the mirror saying this tranny?
>>220836125>made sure black Woody has a gun
>>220836368Is this guy a comedian? He should be. That was awesome.
>>220836125Feet
>>220838468He never said anything about Tolkien. Either way, Tolkien did express that sentiment in writing. It's literally one of the themes of The Silmarillion and LOTR and the problem that Melkor and Sauron faced with trying to create life. Gaslight harder. I thought you were supposed to be the party of media literacy?
>>220836564>we wuz nassa n shieeet
>>220836125>black Stinky Pete is the Uncle Tom character who just wants to live a peaceful life with a white owner>black Woody gets convinced by his peers to go back to his more soulful and culturally enriched ghetto lifecould be kino
>>220844678>He never said anything about Tolkien.Didn't have to. It's always wrongly attributed to Tolkien by the 4chuds. >express that sentiment in writing. It's literally one of the themes of The Silmarillion and LOTR and the problemNo one is talking about the themes of lotr, Mr poltroon. We're talking about the actual quote which is always used as some sort of gotcha by the retards on 4chan. Please learn basic English comprehension before trying to talk about media literacy. K thanx.
>>220836125Why are they pretending there was never any black represemtation in the toy industry?
>>220845341>wrongly attributed to TolkienWho wrote The Silmarillion and Return of the King again? Is pic related wrongly attributed since GRRM wasn't the one who exactly said it?
>>220844678>Do orcs not bleed when you prick them?>If you poison them do they not die?What did Tolkien mean by that?
>>220843692
>He said the Woody is near.
>>220836125You've got a felonyYou've got a felony When the cell looks cold and dead And you're blocks and blocks from your moms crack denJust remember what your social worker saidBoy, you've got a felonyYeah, you've got a felony
>>220843755a gargantuan inferiority complex
>>220836125Why didn't andy own any black toys?
>>220836872No, but I've been to white people's homes that had black decoration.
>>220836368talgginbout dat woody?
>>220843981That's the whole bit, dude.
>>220838377IT IS REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
aw hell naw hes real
Somehow I doubt these are officially licensed. There's some rapper mario and I doubt nintendo would allow that.
>>220845436Did JRR say those exact words?
>>220843926Actual, real life redditor
>same body different head and hands>TeXt In wEbSiTe LoOkS lIkE tHiSDisney are going to sue the shit out of them and they deserve it.
>>220847443but it's handmade limited edition art toys. you can't suppress art
>>220836564>black professionals that have shaped space history for over 80 yearsthey literally steal everything with no shame
>>220843092Looks like Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles. Finally, the merch is out. Been waiting for a minute by now. I've only got an Invisible Gunman figurine right now and I'd like to expand my collection.
>>220847471>Copyright doesn't apply if I call it art, even if I use the trademarked names and identical bodiesI don't know how litigious Disney are, Nintendo are well known for taking no prisoners. These idiots are taking the soulja boy route to failure.
>>220836125AW SHIET THE'RE A MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKE ON MA BOOT
the main thing i'm mad about is the preprinted tag on the foot
>>220836564>headswapping an officially licensed collectors toy that costs 900 freedom dollars and selling it for 280
>>220836125did you know that in test-groups for toy companies, STATISTICALLY even the black kids don't wanna play with black dolls or action figures. they all reach for the white ones. not even joking. a LOT of money has been pumped into advertising to try and get them to go against their natural desire to play with the prettier-looking toy.
>>220847542was mostly joking. i'm sure they'll get into legal troubles if they get enough attention.woody one said it's resin i think. any resin printer fags here? does it look like printed one? only have fdm. no clue about resin stuff
>>220847226I see.Constructing an argument = Redditor.Good job.
>"I can only relate to this character if he looks like me!"Jesus, how embarassing
>>220844021All these idiots think is that if they tan instead of burn in the sun, they are just like them. This guy has nothing in common culturally with the idiot that would purchase that toy.
>>220836516the fucks wrong with his ear
>>220836872>go to black friends house>they have a picture of black jesus in the living room
>>220836125Of course they gave the nigger a gun.
>>220847836indeed
>>220836125EBONY
>>220836368>>220836448>>220836673>>220844412Do white bois really?
>>220836125>>220836564Buzz and Woody Negro variant is just wrong
>>220836564>buzz lightyear BROWNFUCKING KEK
>>220848108Black Jesus was a pretty funny show. Too bad all the funniest people from it are dead.
>>220848982I liked fish's marble gun
