What other kinds of food would you like to see served at the movie theatres?
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>>220837015I’m a big fan of a tuna melt. If I could get a tuna melt with my film I’d be really jazzed.
>Indian nachos>Indian fortune cookie>Indian popped maize>Indian tub of gravySign me up.
>>220837135You would smell up the entire theater and I would be forced to choke you to death
Yeah, sorry, we all know theres no such thing as "indian food" now. All Indians eat cow shit. Cow shit is the national dish of India. The scarf cow shit down with ferocity. "Indian food" in America is just fermented vegetables that these shitskins are scamming you into paying $30 a plate for
Tell me about the enlarged dental spit cup filled with brown soup. What does it do?
>>220837015
>>220837262Thats the diarrhea container. Indians opt not to use utensils and lift the container straight to their mouths and drink the diarrhea for longevity and fertility and financial success
>>220837221If you choked me to death for trying to enjoy my tuna melt, I would be quite miffed.
Back when I was an obeast and lived near an Alamo drafthouse, I'd usually get one of their spicy pizzas and then a light fruity lager.Lost 120 lbs and haven't been in a theater for like two years, usually end up watching movies once a month while doing menial tasks like laundry folding these days.
>>220837342Try not to take it personally. The smell of fish makes me see red. The taste of it makes me projectile vomit.
Chicken logs.
>>220837422Looks like my turds after 3 week heroin and pizza benders
>>220837378Nta but what shithole are your from where a good fish meal is hard to come by
>>220837135>tuna meltHavarti and dill on sourdough? God I wish.
>>220837535I've lived all over the world man. The only seafood I like is fried calamari and heavily breaded fish and chips, both with plenty of lemon juice and malt vinegar on the latter. The stuff that actually smells and tastes like fish needs to be removed from existence. Just my personal preference
>>220837608are you br*tish by chance?
>>220837015Canned sardines and slightly old bananas that are starting to brown
>>220837660Naw, American
>>220837560I bet that cost $50
>>220837608I don't know man, you sound like you're 12. A nice salt and herb crusted tuna steak seared on the outside, or swordfish, is as good as any beef steak. Trout is great. A nice fish soup or stew. Oysters, clams, mussels. Shrimp, lobster, crab.
>What'll it be /tv/?
>>220837730Some people just don't like fish
>The final result of the no singles policy.
>>220837681Based>>220837756The succulent Asian shrimp and steak bowl.
Toro Ngiri. Freshly made. Precisely sauced. Nothing else.
how about chicken wings
>>220837730This man? He is based. He has dined on all the offerings of the ocean, and it has left him with a discerning palate and an open mind. >>220837608You, you are entry level. Calamari is a great starting point, but honestly? You need to do better. >>220837604You deserve special recognition for understanding of condiments. I would trust you to prepare me a tuna melt, and that is high praise indeed.
>>220837015If the seat doesn't lift to reveal a toilet underneath then I'm not interested.
Crab legs, and butter freshly churned by Robert. Some feed and seed for my falcon too.
Crab beaks & buttered chicken udders for me. Usually just 2lbs of each
>>220839931eveything is a toilet if ur indian brave enuff
Am I the only one that just gets bottomless popcorn at Alamo?
>>220840787What about the bites make them vampire?
>>220842650vampires love biting doughy white balls, whats not to get
>>220837015The theater I used to work at started serving Indian food because of all the Bollywood movies we'd show and it was priced lower than standard concessions. I think our corporate office knew that jeets won't buy shit unless it's cheap.
>>220842766did they at least hose the theatre down afterwards?
just typical texas grubbiryani, pav bhaji, dal makhani, paneer tikka, tandoori, murgh makhani
>>220844664the future sure is wild
>>220837314Now thats first class.
