What would be your signature weapon /tv/?
sickle
>>220840242
>>220840242A bowie knife I guess. My guns aren't anything special I'm not going to be like "a glock is my signature weapon."
>>220840242my dick
>>220840242>>220840321His dick.
the real megaman blaster
>>220840242I always wanted to grow a really long beard, braid it, and put a large wrench socket on the end. So in combat I can just twirl my beard around by hand and wack niggas with my socket.
>>220840242why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahahITT: What would be your signature weapon /tv/? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :Dhahaha!
>>220840242Spear, obviously
A frickin epic shotgun
>>220840990possibly the worst choice for an enemy that needs headshots to die. skulls arent made of paper like in twd. plus its cumbersome
>>220841075Ok fine, you're right. I'll just use a S&W shield in 9mm. Won't be signature or anything because it's not cool enough. I'm still carrying the spear, though. Like a walking stick but I can keep something at bay if needed
>>220840242My bare fists
>>220840303>this product causes cancer>just put a warning label on it and sell it anyway
MaulMaybe a flail, but I'd probably just brain myself
>>220841836They sell water in stores too. Do you know how many people are killed by water every year?
Not a weapon but I'd try to find a diving suit. If those things can stop shark bites then they can probably stop zombie bites too.
>>220840242Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
>>220840242Nunchucks
>>220840242Same as him. It's the only thing I got that really stands out.
>>220840320Based
The best weapon ever made: Gatana
>>220840242I don't need one, OP. When the enemy approach I warn them "don't fuck with me, I'm from /tv/".
>>220840242My sharp wit and refined intellect will be enough
i don't think you can be Anymore stylish than C96
>>220842944Marconi plays the mamba! listen to the radio!Don't you remember? we built this cityWE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK & ROLL!
When the Apocolapse comes I always thought it would be fun to run a Runescape gang so I'll be the Leader (naturally) known as DM and I can keep character sheets on all my gang members so if Dave is really good at meele I'll level up his character stats. I think everyone would be into it and it would be a fun distraction
>>220843001 didn't check trivago
>>220843001>When the Apocolapse comes
>>220840242My crossbow is my signature weapon. Its the same make that was used during the siege of vienna.
Heh. Let's just say that if you did see me, you are already dead.
>>220840242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4oDBdPm7h0
I would dress up like an old lady (ala Mrs Doubtfire) and offer rooms to survivors then use my assassins teapot to poison them while sipping tea.
>>220841733zased
>>220840242My trusty SIG 510 would cut anything to bits
can i bee a zombee? I'll sting ya
Lucille.
>>220840242Drone Operator from my boat floating offshore. I just do it for lols sometimes zombies sometimes humans (females always get droned)
>>220843150Some "gangsta" been disrespectin" your "fly girl", anon?
>>220840242halberdits not my favorite larp weapon but for a walker apocalypse i think it would be more convenient>stabby bit>slashy bit>range>walking stick
im a simple man
>>220840972samei also support holocaust
>>220840242Logic, of course.
>>220840242My turgid, grating, overbearing, hateful personality. I can emotionally cripple or emasculate anyone in minutes.
>>220841836>but only in california
The Johnny Cade switchblade and a sock full of nickels.
>>220844282based and best answer. Has this ever been used in a movie? It got a lot of notoriety in CoD, but it was never meant to be a military rifle.
Slitting my own throat and pissing and shitting and cumming and shooting blood onto the villain so they get aids
>>220840303>my 5 year old wants a pink gun
>>220840242Technically it's a mech. I can customize it with additional armaments at any point on my journey.
>>220845090That is the worst axe design I have ever seen in my gay life. I'm gay btw.
>>220840242probly one of those broomhandles with a rubber cock on the end, don't have a pic soz
>>220845104It's a space axe.
>>220842838Rick Grimes' python has no QR code etched into it Imperial. Can you say the same?
>>220840242A mora survival 2000 bushcraft knife smeared with poop in my left hand and a handful of poop in my right hand. Smack em and whack em, the one two punch.
>>220840242Shrink ray, turn those zombies into lil fuggers
>>220845189Can you hit me with it, then hand me over to a MILF with nice feet, please?
>heh
>>220840242I would dual weild whitney wolverines
>>220845203no, but I'll zap her with my handy growth ray instead!
>>220844869holy based
>>220845189>turn zombies small>they become faster, harder to see, and more difficult to fight againstyou're dead.
>>220845254Almost as good
>>220845128the way the handle curves would really cuck you
>>220845300>in space, no one can hear you swing
>>220840242Spear, duh. The zombies in this series are so shitty it is a wonder how humanity lost. Get a spear, get an armor that can block bites and you are invincible unless cornered or something
Do zombie fans not have cars or something? Car is the best zombie weapon it's literally Gundam on wheels.
>>220845568>>220845585How did they kill the zombies in The Waking Dead? Was it like Shawn of the Dead where it has to be a head shot alone, the brain must be destroyed?
>>220840242huge dildo
>>220845660Yeah, it is the brain. But a simple stab was enough
>>220840242A condom with a hole in it. I have aids.
>>220845568>thrust>"ah fuck, wasn't hard enough">thrust>"missed the brain">thrust>"man, getting kinda tired">cannot kill fast enough but cannot move fast enough to get away from them>run out of space to properly fight with your spear>zombies pile on top of you, you become entirely immobile against their weight>"at least i have my impenetrable armor to slowly die in"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhR1THflUU>"My favorite..."
>>220845718Objectively it is the best weapon with its reach. Gun? Needs ammo and reload. Knife or axe? Short range, risking bitesAnd it was as if zombies lacked skulls in this series, one stab to head, even with a small knife, and they were dead 100%
>>220845694Not just that, but stabbing the frontal lobe was enough. Even though in Season 1 we are shown by the scientist guy that only the stem and cerebellum are active. And the rest is dead.
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>>220845104Happy pride month fag anon <3
>>220846365pride month is hella straight desu I ain't with that shit
>>220844282I actually own this rifle in this color. It's pretty neat. The fold out bipod is kind of shit in use, but better than nothing. What really pisses me off is that Steyr came out with an updated version right after I bought mine.
>>220846365Us regular gays are too normal for pride
>>220841733Incredibly based
>>220841733No fair you have tiger claws for fists...DESU this would probably work. It would be like playing the knockout game on geriatrics.
>>220841733f(ifthteenth)pbp
>>220846741cobalt blue cups
>>220842750hey just what you see pal
>>220846452corporate pride is for HR women and dudes with girlfriends who paint one nail black desu
