Can I get a qrd on Paul Blart
nigga was never funny
>>220843863blartlicious maymay
observe and report was better
>>220843782>>220843802>>220843863is this what passes for gen alpha humor?
>>220843924Good job exposing yourself newfag
>>220843924Better than your shitty boomer humor.>Oi gov look the man on the tele is doing the funny walk again>STRAIGHT WHITE MIDDLE CLASS MALE CHRISTIAN BANKERS ARE RUNNING THE WORLD!!! RATSHIT BATSHIT DIRTY OLD TWAT!!!>Ooh hoo hoo Robyn they're ripping me off
>>220843950>Oi gov look the man on the tele is doing the funny walk again
>>220843950Funny walks are funny
>>220843782fat man fall over
Kevin James could probably heem every anon itt according to Joe Rogan.
>>220843924based retard
>>220844091Most people could heem everyone in this thread because you're all a bunch ofA) emaciated frail faggotsB) fat lazy slobs
>>220843863High Art>>220843924You, sir, are not an artist.
>>220843924What shithole country did you just blow in from?
>>220843863
>>220844091If Joe Rogan came in from outside soaking wet and said it was raining outside, I would be well assured it was as dry as a bone.
>>220843863This one's actually good
Paul Blart: Minge Art
>>220843863>the states have been erasedgets me every time
PLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FARTPLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FARTPLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FARTPLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FARTPLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FARTPLART BLART MART FART>PLART BLART MART FART
>>220843863This was the exact moment /tv/ peaked. It's seriously been downhill for over a decade now.
>>220843782Before anyone knew what was coming, it was fun to mock harmless comedies, a more innocent time.
>>220846559but is coffee and xochitl tiktok good for you?? what are some movies? haha you get it? btw early life wikipedia (its a psyop slop)
>>220843782my favorite was part blart mart cart
>>220843950Based. Fuck those retards
>>220843863SOVL.
>>220846822Fockin ell... my favourite song!
>>220846822I can't describe in mere words how much I love this autistic style of humour. It nourishes me. It's basically the only thing keeping me alive at this point.
>>220847032>I can't describe in mere words how much I love this autistic style of humourI can. It's because it's fun for its own sake. Somebody made it because they genuinely thought it was funny, they were probably giggling like a fucking retard as they pasted letters all over it in their image editor of choice. It's something made with genuine intent rather than any sense of irony or malice. The word you're looking for is "whimsical."
>>220844549Don't you mean high blart?
>>220847049Yeah, you nailed it.
>kenan and kel pap his moustache he's not humanhas been burned into my brain for years, blart threads were retarded gold
>>220846559Agreed.
>>220843924That image is older than you are, retard.
>>220843782>>220843802>>220843863>>220844170>>220844229>>220846822more!! more! other movie posters too, just post more funny shit like this!
>>220844031Unironically laughed
>>220847264Somebody post that Blade Runner poster.
>>220843924
>>220847049>they were probably giggling like a fucking retard as they pasted letters all over it in their image editor of choicei've done this before with my own shitposts. it's an amazing feeling. it's like yeah it's for everyone else to see, but at the end of the day it's just a little something to make yourself laugh.
>>220847641>See chimp in the zoo>Look at friend>Look, that's your dad>Laugh>He's upset>He does the same to me at the next animal>Repeat for 30 yearsIt's the simple pleasures.
Paul Blart, Volunteer Janitor on the scene.
>>220847627Kek
I wonder if Kevin James is aware of this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFoOHI9iJw
>>220848697it's been well over ten years, I'm sure someone will have shown it to him at some point.
>>220847089underrated
>>220844229This is the only funny one.
>>220844229
>>220843924Dude, those images are from the 10's.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pall-mall?useskin=vector
is Mort allowed?
>>220844040kek
>>220850247No. We're still /mad/.
>>220850768
>>220850247>>220850817I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who groups /blart/ and /mort/ together.
>>220850910>JET PAUL CANT MELT STEEL BLARTjesus this made me laugh way harder than it should've
I miss Blartposting. "Venis Kenis Pooman Penis" has been stuck in my head for over a decade.
Where's distant egg song?
>>220843924Blart memes are classic zillennial humor
>>220843863I was thereI remember that thread.
>>220844229This one is from his Cronenberg phaseStill good, but the purists tend to set it apart from the rest of the PBCU (Paul Blart Cinematic Universe)
>>220852193
>>220850247Mordecaiposting?In this economy?
>>220843782rip blort meme
I just want it to be known you do god's work, Blarposters.
I miss 2015
>>220853619We all do anon
>>220843782kevin james was a succesful tv star with a pretty big fanbase from king of queens, paul blart was his shot at the big time (in the parlance of the times). he became cool to hate, everyone shit on him but the movie itself isn't bad at all and it was undeserved
>>220853877>hatei dont think anyone hated him as such but the hype and flop levels were off the charts, it was clear he could never ascend to some hollywood star so i can't imagine what anyone expected out of it.
>words words words wordsThe left can't meme
>>220854429Meme is a leftist word.
>>220847049I'm giggling like a retard right now actually
>>220855119Meme was invented by Richard Dawkins who is considered far right now
>>220855186But he's the father of 21st Century atheism which is le degenerate, no?
>>220855119meme is a word
I was so drunk during Paul Blart 2 in theaters while it was just me and some friends and an old Mexican couple trying to have stealth sex up in the top row that I passed out and then woke up right when someone is shooting green goo all over a hallway then laughed so hard I passed back out
>>220843798First post ebonics post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHzelHgiIzc
>>220850247Is it true?Are people still...mad at Mort?
>>220851715A film by Gus Van Sant
thank you /tv/
>>220843782I should have done this years ago but I'm glad I still can now
>>220853528I still think about this exact one a lot
>>220853877Yeah, the movie was surprisingly good, although not a masterpiece.
>>220857222>Der Kaufhaus cop Fucking Germans don't even need to edit it lmao
>>220843924pls b bait
>>220846559You don't like annual political memes about gay sex?
>>220858202>SHOPO KOP
>>220859631yes truly a кинo title
>>220843802Made me laugh far more than it should have.
>>220850910Can you please upload each of the Paul blart memes individually? I'm begging you. The internet is dying. We need to preserve peep beep meme creep and his jammin memes (I've never even seen either of the actual Paul blart movies)
I FUCKING LOVE PAUL BLART MALL COP NIGGERSSSSSSS
>>220843782
>>220861088Flesh mall would make a sick ps1 silent hill style horror game
>>220858221it's /tv/ so the worst possible interpretation is probably the sincere one
pob blab
can't even breatheplease post the 'my little baby boy' one
>>220861618
I only like peep beep meme creep
>>220861109I think flesh mall's the first area in Silent Hill 3.
>>220861627kek, thanks boss
>>220847627I hate myself for laughing at this retarded shit kek
>>220844229Best one.
>>220843863This one got me good back in the day kek.
PLOP PLAP POOP BRAPOh sorry, I was the in the toilet
>>220849977I Have No Paul and I Must Blart
haha fat funny
What would happen if you asked an AI to make one of these memes? Ore input some POP TART BLART BOP gibberish into an image generator.
>>220858286lmao
>>220843782This is BY FAR the best thread on /tv/ during this year so far.
>>220843782I miss proto-brainrot like this. This is back when brainrot still had SOUL, unlike the brainrot AI slop we have today.
>>220853619So do I.
>>220843863Kino
surprised no one has posted the AUTISM COP DONT TOUCH HIS PENIS BALLS yet, that was the most iconic one
...blartbros?
The best one
I'm too young and stupid to understand these Blart memes
>>220850910On the off chance you're still ITT can you post the Kaisee Wilhelm one
best thread on /tv/ right now
>>220843924>gen alphathis is onions millenial shit
>>220862558PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPOh sorry, I was fucking your mom
i watched paul blart multiple times in formative years because i only had so many dvd's, and watching broadcast television was somehow even worse. the world was a dark place before i had my own internet.
>>220847462
>>220850247A fellow Mortician, in 2026?
>>220843782<<<< Observe and Report
lol I unironically like Kevin James but much moreso this utterly retarded meme
>>220864263Moody synth soundtrack intensifies
>>220843782Paul Blart memes are god-tier.>Paulvengers: Blartgame
>>220846822Best one
Please dump EVERY Paul Blart picture you have in this thread, bros. You're all doing God's work.
This one's my favorite.
>>220846559It was a different time.
>>220866863Version-2
>>220858286Gentlemen.
>>220846822amazing
Paul Blart Mall Cop came out 17 years ago. Has anyone in this thread actually seen it?
>>220871133>actually watching movieswhat board do you think you’re on? That doesn’t sound like something /tv/ would do
>>220871133of course I watched them both
>>220844829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
>>220860050>more than it should have.
>>220863065FUCKING LMAO that's from the awful Electro statue
>>220843924Holy newfag
>>220863743I'm too old and not gay enough, don't feel bad kid
>>220853528Still the best one that came out of it.
>>220871133Its one of the most famous movies ever, do you know how many movies that still get talked about 17 years later? This is one of them, blart is love, paul is life
>>220857483Need to sneak a sssssmokin in
>>220858286> GENTLEMEN
>>220862049One of my best 4chan memories is getting home after a party like 10 years ago, completely drunk and coked like a skyjet, opening /tv/ because I couldn't sleep and found a Paul Blart thread just like this one, I laughed so hard and so much I ended up crying on laughter on the floor.There's something so inherently retarded and yet funny in this meme.
>>220872567And I perfectly remember this >>220843863 being the one that broke me completely./blogposting
>>220872444Yeah it fits that missing space I had
They filmed Paul Blart at a local mall. The Rainforest Cafe is no longer there. And of course the Sears is long gone.
>>220843924most of these were made 10 years ago by millennials when the movies came out.
i miss ANY year before 2019. that's before jews fully took over the world and enslaved us all in their dystopian hellscape.
