>A WOMAN
My wierd and deeply confusing feelings were fine after all.
>>220843934>Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
>>220843934If this were historically accurate, they'd all have gangraped her to death.
DISGUSTING
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>>220843934>Asian fetish>Assertive female fetish>Tomboy fetishWhy did this film instill a want in me for a woman that literally doesn't exist?
>>220843934I'll need some more proof, chief.>>220844016Asian weiners are too small to kill someone through sex.
>>220843934Eeewwww!
He 100% sniffed his hand after passing it through her sweaty armpit
>>220844208you are worse than feet fags
>>220844112They do exist. In my early twenties , I dated a jamaican woman who was basically a man and a woman's body.
>>220844130That's why you get the complimentary spearing/bayonetting at the finish.The "Unhappy Ending", so to speak.
>>220844517What was her penor size?
>>220844517>real life futanice
>>220844517>a man and a woman's body.So you and a jamaican guy had sex with a dead woman
>>220844689Kek
>>220844517Jamaican women are so hot. Whenever someone says they aren't attracted to black women I just know their sample size of "attractive black women" is non-existent.
>>220846013I'm white and I don't even exist to black women my own age, I can only attract aunties
>>220846062Find a white-washed one
>>220843965>be a man!
booo *hiss* where is the penis
You must be swift as a coursing riverWith all the force of a great typhoonWith all the strength of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side ofTHE MOOOOOON
>>220844112bosozoku girls are a real thing.
>>220844016This is Mulan, not Mandira
this movie probably caused a few zippertits
>Mulan>A Bug's Life>Antz>The Prince of EgyptWho won in 1998? Disney or DreamWorks?
>>220848181Obviously Disney.
>>220844112This. Brutal
>>220844112Literally just described every young Taiwanese woman
>>220848181prince of egypt is iconic, but its iconic DESPITE being bible shit. its docked points for being bible shit. nobody remembers antz. everybody remembers and loves mulan, and bug's life is at least positively regarded.
>>220848795Antz was superior to bugs life undeniably
>>220846194>mfw hearing this song while ping reaches the top of the totem pole. Am I the only one?
>>220844689Oh, THIS is what anon meantThanks I was so confused
>>220848795termite scene alone in antz beats all of bugs
>>220844112That's not the fetish you dumb fuck. The fetish is "a beautiful and filial daughter". After the story she goes back to being a normal girl to his father. It has nothing to do with being a tomboy you dumb niggers.
>>220849336Its literally the best disney music since elton john in the lion king
>>220849488>After the story she goes back to being a normal girl to his fatherIts not JUST filial daughter, its filial daughter saves the empire from the barbarians. Its a pretty high standard
>>220849489Donny Osmond has such a great voice
>>220849558Yeah but in the original story she wasn't a tomboy from the start. She was just a normal girl who takes her father's place, learns to be a soldier, saves the empire and goes back to being a normal girl to his father. The Chinese fetish is VGH THIS GIRL IS WILLING TO GO TO WAR FOR HIS FATHER MASTER KONG WOULD BE CRYING EVERYONE UNDER HEAVEN SHOULD FOLLOW HER EXAMPLE
>>220843934Dude I can't believe these gangly Manchurian Viziers really be predating on our otherwise unmolested farmhands. I mean my god look at him he's practically a eunuch
>>220848240they really performed the young gender role swap on us huh
>>220849752>She was just a normal girl who takes her father's placeAnd yet is the formula for a man, she accepting it where few girls would. The most ancient form of being a good boy
>>220843934Chinese Smithers really has a problem with women, huh?
>>220843934bitches really be like>stop, you're hurting me!
>>220849336No, you're not the only one. I sometimes like to watch that musical number before a workout, but it's a bit risky, since I sometimes well up when she starts climbing the pole, which is horrible before working out. Most Disney Renaissance films stir up the feels.
>>220844112>Assertive Asian tomboyThis is easily attainable, isn't this most of them?
>>220844016asians don't do gang rape. They just all jerk off on her in a circle.
>>220844016>If this were historically accurate, they'd all have gangraped her to death.That’s nice, Rashneet.