I so cute
i'll give you a serious answer: I looked up ticket prices at the nearest theater and it was like $19 and I said fuck that
>>220844008I don't like cute things. I'm not gay or a woman.
>>220844055whats wrong anon?
>>220844008Your story ended when you left with Luke.
>>220844111That looks like the theater I used to go to in Pensacola. I saw Matrix Revolutions, Return of the King, Kill Bill, and Dawn of the Dead there. That was a kick ass theater.
>>220844207thats the theater at the irvine spectrum center in socal. it was the biggest and only IMAX of our local options so i used to go there a lot. the entire center is completely de-souled today
>>220844008I am a 30+ year old man. If I had a family maybe things would be different, but the 2008 housing crisis upended the predictable future. Also fuck you.
>>220844273Excuses, excuses.
>>220844290You sound raped.
>>220844055I can watch it for six euro, which is like seven bucks and still dont bother. Unless the price you quoted is for an IMAX ticket then mutt inflation is out of control
>>220844172This really. This shit keeps up Star Wars is going to have a multiverse
>>220844111Man all the theaters around me are fucking shitholes.>Arcade area permanently sectioned off>Half the front doors permanently locked>One ticket window running if it hasn't been replaced with a kiosk>Self checkout for overpriced snacks>Dark as fuck>Water damage>Dirty>Nasty bathroomsNo wonder the fucking things are dying.
>>220844346standard seat at the theater i posted above. not IMAX, not 3D. standard. ask me what a candy costs
why would I give a shit your show was barely watchable after season 1
>>220844563oh a 250g candy would easily run 10-12 bucks i'm guessing
>>220844008
>>220844532>doors permanently lockedhuge pet peeve of mine when it comes to a business. if you have a "door is broken, use other door" sign up for more than a month, you are quite literally incompetent and only operational because we live in a clown world.loads of 'broken' doors are a single fucking screw come loose and causing part of it to get stuck or whatever. the last job I had was maddening because everyone, including the maintenance guy, was willing to ignore a door, that hundreds of people use a day, doing something improper, and I was frequently the one setting my work aside to grab some wd40 and blast a squealing hinge
>>220844721Hank Hill ova here
>>220844751i should watch the revival season. i thought it looked bad but then the MitM revival looked so much worse that now KotH's might not seem so terrible
>>220844821>i should watch the revival season. i thought it looked bad but then the MitM revival looked so much worse that now KotH's might not seem so terribledisagree. MitM wasn't so bad. The tranny girl is barely in it. Koth doesn't look good at all.
>>220844683$9 the last time i attended a kinoplex (2019)
Question - do you think Kathy saw the internal projections of how bad this movie was gonna do and decided to check out before it flops?
>>220844008When I first watched The Mandalorian when it came out I thought that at some point baby yoda would actually grow up, and that should've happened by now but apparently not
>>220844008dunno is the cam out yet
>>220844980they were stupid to choose yoda's race for this. mando will literally die before grogu can speak lmao
>>220844008I HATE babies and they are non-characters. Disney just wants to sell toys and other merch but can't quite put their finger on what is "cute" like the ewoks were. They keep making literal babbling infants or creatures like porgs that are "almost kind of cute" but mostly offputting
>>220844008you're oHn air
>>220844008I go to the theater 1-2 times a year so movie needs to look good for me to go.This looked meh and I didnt finish the 1st season of mandalorian so I didnt plan to see it. All of Disney's star wars stuff has been pretty mediocre too, last one I went to the theater to see was 7 I think
>>220844008I seent it. The part with several minutes with no dialogue where Grogu is groguing around the Nal Hutta swamp by himself doing stuff is my favorite part.
>>220844008fuck star wars and fuck you
i'll never consume another piece of star wars media ever again and if (you) do i consider you an NPC retard who deserves to be raped by disney jews. im glad they destroyed that franchise, if you're still watching it you deserved it.
The problem with Baby Yoda is that he only appeals to middle age fat cat moms and when you put Baby Yoda in a movie theater instead of streaming you're asking middle age fat cat mom to to out to the cinema and spend money. Middle age fat cat mom has a difficult time getting around as it is, you're asking her to drive miles from her smelly cat nest and squeeze her monolith sized ass into a movie theater seat?
>>220844008Mesa not givafucka lil goblino
>>220844563>$2.00 feeholy humiliation ritual batman
>>220844008waiting for it to come on Disney+ or Hulu. I cant afford the theater right now
>>220844055>$19 and I said fuck thatand this is what that 20 bucks would've bought ya
>>220844008There is in fact a limit for what people will sit still for
>>220847747It's really startling what this work suggests, by positing itself as something people want to see, about it means to be human
>>220844069This. Make trash women product for trash women audience
>>220844055>and I said fuck thaDid you really say fuck that, or are you just telling us you did because you think it makes you look cool in our eyes?
>>220847747was it RAPE??????????????
>>220847874Shut up I'm watching the film of his life! You know not every actor can direct.
>>220845071it is
>>220847894You're playing us like a fiddle.
>>220846738>>220844273Disney definitely poisoned the well, i also think basically they can fuck off and die at this point. Not watching star wars ever again honestly. Pic related was one of the worst movies ever made
>>220847909Just an old showman, packing my ermines you might say
>>220847929You misspelled enemies. Or enemas.
>>220844008Pedro Pascal is the worst thing ever
>>220844008I did watch it. I thought it was very good.
>>220847940lmfao quit making me laugh before I piss myself, surely you can see why I keep such lookout on you dumb rubes.
>>220847962You know what they say...the enema of my enemy is my friend.
>>220844008Yeed is as cringe as Jar Jar Binks. Disney Star Wars is absolute shit.
>>220847952Lol this shit is made by an AI algorithm i swear to god. Disney went 100% all in on women WHY women dont even like star wars
>>220847976Actually now that you mention it I do have a couple of intestinal parasites and tapeworms I've been needing to get rid of. And who am I to judge an enemy's enema?
>>220844008I don't see why anyone ever thought this little bug-eyed green ball sack looking thing was cute in the first place
>>220848061Women
>new york city>saturday night>new state-of-the-art theater>mandalorian is a ghost town>one week after releaseDisney killed Star Wars
I don't want to watch 3 seasons of slop before I know enough to see a dumb kids movie.
>>220848080Fat middle aged ones, specifically. The type of women who don't have babies and never had babies.
>>220848104Lmao imagine the writers room of women and simps war gaming this>people hate us now>our analysis of demographics tells us baby yoda is the omly thing our audience of cat women likes>go all in it
>>220844320I want to make a Baby Yeed Backrooms short but fear it would be shitted on. I just like the concept of him wandering the rooms and looking around without fear.
>>220844055Tickets are $11 at the Alamo Drafthouse where I live, was thinking about going to see the movie in an hour. Checked online, mostly empty theater, film already is a flop so I'm not pressed about whether the film "wins" or "loses" the box office. What do you guys think? I got nothing else to do this afternoon.
>>220848927Do it and report back
>>220847576kek the most humiliating part is that the screenshot isnt even from a third-party like fandango where a fee would at least make sense. that's Regal's own website lmao
>>220847576>>220844563>>220849223What the hell is this $2 fee? I hate how companies do this now. Everything's like buying a car these days.
>>220844008No one cares about side quest movies. Rogue 1 was an exception because it was riding on TFA goodwill
>>220848082guineas in staten island arent coming out to watch star wars at 10pm on a saturday
