>Haven't had sex in a couple months>Get sent to Virgin Island
>>220845190god hags are disgusting
>>220845190How do you not know how to masturbate? Is this a female thing?
>>220845501She knows. She's there only to be on tv.
>>220845190I wouldn't mind virgin island if it was filled with hot maids and not ugly hags.
>>220845559now that's room service!!
>>220845190whys the therapist so hot
>>220845546>She's there only to be on tv.The secret truth of literally every 'factual' show
>>220845190>Virgin IslandQRD?
>>220845647more bong degeneracy that will eventually infect the world
which way /tv/?
>>220845589Because you have an ugly witch with cat glasses fetish?
>>220845501Yes, it's common for women to not know how to make themselves cum.
>>220845781>it's common for women to not know how to make themselves cum.is this why black men have become so popular over the last decade?
>>220845719wtf is this show
>>220845190>hear about virgin island>"oh yeah, I could do with a casual shag">apply>get called in for an interview>interviewer is the most Stacy Stacy imaginable>"Hi! how are you doing anon?!">smile, caught off-guard>"I-I'm good, thanks. How are you?">her smile fades and she suddenly looks annoyed>turns away from me and presses a button>"yeah, we've got another one">don't understand what's going on>2 burly men appear>Stacy nods and rolls her eyes>try to ask what happened>they grab me by the shoulders>"hey wait! what's going on here?">they tell me to shut up and not make it any more awkward>get literally tossed onto the street and told to never come back unless I want a restraining orderApparently they really can tell
>>220845821bender island is filming next year presumably
>>220845719>subtitles
Would you go to virgin island if it was guaranteed that you'd have sex with a reasonably attractive woman before the end of the show, but with the caveat that all your autism would be fully on display for millions across the country to see?
>>220845719left also I can see her nips
>>220845719the therapists
>>220845647Is Adam Sessler fucking a tranny or a fat chick in this scene?
>>220845719the grey fox
>>220847468Think he's pondering how society has sunk so low as to have a show called 'virgin island'
>>220847480fuck i just noticed the dude with the mask, i meant the grey haired lady
>>220845976No.Because I'm not autistic and not a virgin. Get FUCKED nerd heheheh
>>220845799How’s the weather in Tel Aviv?
Ok thanks
>>220845471The only dudes who convince themselves they like them are those with severe mother issues, or they simply view oldies as easier.
>>220847468If your comment wasn't a joke, it's actually more accurate than you intended.
>>220845190I've watched videos of women trying to explain how to masturbate and it's some of the most clueless retarded shit. They don't even know their own bodies and how to masturbate.
>>220848570once you actually touch a woman you’ll realize they really have no clue i had an ex who claimed she couldn’t cum if she was drunk, and she was always drunk yet my sheets would need a wash 3x a week
>>220848616>and she was always drunkign?
>>220848570>I've watched videos of women trying to explain (anything) and it's some of the most clueless retarded shit.
>>220845190Fuck its so hot when perverted milfs tries to seduce
>>220847493lol u gey
>>220845719Left is more attractive but right seems more fun
>>220848616She pissed her sheets when she was drunk? Luckily you were there to change the sheets for her.
reminder that every man is entitled to sex with a 20something woman at least once in his life by virtue of having his XY chromosomes. it is every man's birthright. if you disagree with this you're a low T faggot, sorry
>>220845501Women either: started masturbating at 4, or never touched their coochie outside the shower
im stone cold bitch
>>220851111no she shit in the bed and rolled around in her sleep too. she'd be caked in it and I'd have to hose her down in the yard like a sick dog.
what the fuck is going on
>Alcatraz Island>Solovetsky Islands>Virgin Islandwhich is the worst one to be sent to?
>>220853084Gothblowjob Island, you won't believe what goes on there
>>220853112Uh... goth blowjobs?
>>220853131the horror...
>>220853067wdym she is teaching this autist about sex
>>220853131no, why would you think that idiot
I'd like to go to virgin island because that means it'd be full of anons and that means I could spend time with (You), my friends, in real life.
>>220853131Tax evasion, actually.
>>220845190>pretty women dressed like whores who've somehow never had sexGive me a fucking break.
>>220853207sorry im bad at geography!>>220853253ok then what happens on the Rapeass Penunsula?
>>220853227I'd like to go to an island with you anon, we could look at the fishies and the beach and the rocks together
>>220853296you mean Florida? Disney world I guess
