jfc disney destroyed star wars completely lmao
why should I care?
>>220848289Nobody asked.
>>220848249Masters of the Unvierse will bomb too. The same people who grew up on Star Wars are the same target audience that MOTU appeals to. And they stopped caring about their childhood nostalgia long ago and only care about politics and trump now.
time for kino
>>220848394learn how yo use a toilet before you post here, rajeep
>>220848345>And they stopped caring about their childhood nostalgia long ago and only care about politics and trump now.Corporations raped the nostalgia to death so i hope they fail and wish for their demise
>>220848249Who is even the audience for this remakeslop?
>>220849246the guy who made this made Kubo and I liked that moviehowever im not seeing this in theaters
>>220848345>nd they stopped caring about their childhood nostalgia long ago and only care about politics and trump now.Good. Nostalgia should be reserved for skipping around in fields and kissing pretty girls. Not corporate dogshit you watched as a child.
>>220848249It's funny because He-Man was partially inspired by Star Wars. The entire reason Mattel created the MotU brand was because they were butthurt over passing the offer of making toys for Star Wars
>>220849213>Corporations raped the nostalgia to deathThey did, but it's going to be at least 3-5 years before they realize the gravy train has been cancelled
>>220849271That's not how it was for Gen X kids, though. Their happy childhood feels were entirely corporate slop. They spent 1/3 of their childhoods watching TV and movies. They fell for the "Make America Great Again" meme because they made a Ghostbusters movie with women and then took that same aggression out on the Star Wars films that followed. I'm pretty sure there as at least one piece of He-Man media that caused a Gen X autistic ree fit, too.That's the problem when your happy memories are all attached to things that corporations produce. You realize that your happy memories aren't real and it mindbreaks you.
>>220849179>yo
>>220849572Oh my God shut the fuck up.
>>220850124Make me, faggot.
>>220849572They are not the last generation of boys to be born, retard. Just because Gen X have misplaced nostalgia does not give academic feminists and their allies in the corporate world permission to launch a culture war to reshape these toys.
>>220850309Oh don't worry. Millennials and zoomers spent even more of their lives staring at screens than the Gen Xers did. You'll be even more miserable if you aren't already there. >checks suicide ratesYep. You're there.
>>220850387Your commercial pitch of unprecedented profits and viewership has been proven false again and again. Your ideological project has been thoroughly rejected. Hearts and minds lost. End your culture war and retreat back to your (female) spaces.
>>220848249i might go see this because its success would piss off the right type of people
Grogu found dead in ditch
>>220848249Why is he-man on a quad instead of Battlecat? What the fuck am I missing?
>>220850498There's no money to be made by pandering to old men. Especially not in toy properties like He-Man and Star Wars. Even the most autistic people grow out of that shit by the time they're 40. And He-Man fans are way, way older than 40.Make shit for younger people = profit.
>>220848249What the fuck is the point of this thread? Are you going to discuss the film or go on and on about fucking finances? What is it with you brown people? Discuss tv and movies. That's the only rule of this fuckin board.
>>220849572You don’t even go outside
>>220851011>toy properties like He-Man and Star Wars>make shit for younger people>peopleYou will fail. Stand down and surrender, culture warrior.
>>220851117I go to work like an adult.
>>220851393>surrender>never>never surrreeeender>Just a little more time is all we're asking for>'Cause just a little more time could open closing doors>Just a little uncertainty can bring you down>And nobody wants to know you now>And nobody wants to show you how>So if you're lost and on your own>You can never surrender>And if your path won't lead you home>You can never surrenderI accept your concession, atheist.
>>220848249I guess the studio behind He-Man want to bring in the men, like Barbie did with the women. I just can't see men giving a shit. I grew up watching the cartoon and couldn't give a monkey's about the film. I wonder if She-Ra will make an appearance?
>>220848345i dont think he-man is going to bomb m8
>>220851888do you have any kids?
>>220849572>gen X love corporate slop>gen X hate corporate slopnot the brightest lightbulb are you buddy
>>220848249Lmao holy shit.
>>220850993Tourist
>>220850993To be fair, it appears to be some sort of skycycle, sort of like at the end of Flash Gordon, and Battlecat, cool though he may be, can’t fly.
>>220849246Millenials will never let go of their childhood toys and cartoons
>>220849885>y is right next to t on the keyboard>hah!! got you you fucking retard!! you lost!you are retarded
>>220851981Yeah.
>>220852062Gen Xers are no longer a profitable target demographic for pop culture media, period. They grew up. The BO results for He-Man will prove this. And the BO results for whatever the next Star Wars movie will prove it again. And again. And again until these idiots finally get the point.
>>220848249Oh my God, the Disney and le Corporations Corporationed muhdurka jurka blahh blah muh Star Werz. Move on ffs. Your precious Star Wars and capeshit has to adapt or die regardless. You're not and will never be the target audience– ever again. There is literally nothing that "Disney" or anyone else can or could do, make, change, or produce that would gain your approval because you've anchored your identity to the original movies you saw and loved as a child.
>>220852223>millennialsPeople who were 10 years old when He-Man first aired were born in 1973. People who were 10 years old when they stopped making He-Man toys in 1987 were born in 1977.
>>220852223Millenials don't give a shit about He-Man.
>>220850957I was thinking the same thing.
>>220852227>y is right next to t on the keyboardAnd the floor is right next to the toilet. Checkmate, 1st World!
>>220849246Not my dad (57yo), he wont see it with me :/
>>220848249Mike Stoklasa destroyed Star Wars He was the one who brainwashed the masses into hating the Prequels and sent death threats to Lucas. He’s the one who convinced Disney to hire JJ Abrams to direct and write Star Wars (Mike was especially adamant that JJ write the movies).
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>>220853413Star Wars Kinect killed Star Wars
>>220848249Imagine the meltdown if Teela gets a sword of power.
>>220854941I had all the He-Man's even Teela and Evil Lynn. 2x Castle Greyskulls for xmas too cause my parents were divorced.
>>220848249Stealing Flash Gordon imagery, shame.
>>220854941She can have my sword of power.
>>220855076>>220854941And Heavy Metal
>>220854941Imagine if they actually portrayed her in the fucking correct outfit
>>220855348It could be worse, but a new actress would be great as well. Make Man At Arms white again. If you want diversity, Stratos is black coded. So is Zodak. Merman is Latinx.
>>220848345>Masters of the Unvierse will bomb too. The same people who grew up on Star Wars are the same target audience that MOTU appeals to.This is incorrect. The older audience is more a bonus. They want He-Man to be a hit with children because the real money is made from toys.
>>220848345Isn’t He-Man a Gen X thing? They’re the only ones left who love Trump
>>220848249Never doubt the power of feminism, chud
>>220849572People like you need to be rounded up and tossed into a camp. I bet you posted this while wearing a mask alone in your house. Faggot.
>>220854941Is this He-Man’s girlfriend? I might be tempted to see the movie if the love interest is a non race swapped redhead.
>>220855567Kids don’t buy toys anymore and Mattel knows it. The toy market is being carried by Disney Adults with disposable income. Here’s a 500 piece Millennium Falcon Lego set, that’ll be $600.
>>220855567>They want He-Man to be a hit with children because the real money is made from toys.I want you to think about responding to what I am about to say, because it only takes a little bit of thinking to realize the answer.Do modern boys actually give a damn about toys, especially those of modern IPs?
>>220855044My sisters and I inherited my father’s He-Man playsets (the green skull castle and the purple monster mountain). They were where Barbie went to hunt ghosts. I’m the youngest, so I never got to pick what toys we played with. It was always Barbie or Bratz.
>>220855743>Kids don’t buy toys anymore and Mattel knows it.What a load of bollocks.
>>220855841>13+
>>220855772>Do modern boys actually give a damn about toys, especially those of modern IPs?Yes. Lego is making a fucking killing with theirs in conjunction with licensed sets.
>>220855609No. We don’t.
>>220855841>>220855854I'm way older than 13+ but I gotta say Lego He-Man without "Lego He-Men" is counter intuitiveSince when do they sell Lego sets with non-poseable generic figures?
They've been trying to revive He-Man for forty years at this point and nobody cares. In terms of people under 40, She-Ra might unironically be more popular.
>>220855906It isn't a Lego set, it's Mattel Brick Shop.
>>220855965Oh! Thanks anon. And the world makes sense again...
>>220855926Is there a connection between He-Man and She-Ra? Besides being LGBTQ+ icons I mean. Do they share a fictional universe?
>>220854941Imagine if she wasn't played by an ugly brown beaner?
>>220856065In the 80s show they're long lost brother and sister.
>>220848249wasn't there recently some IMAX drama about a studio/film that reserved all the IMAX screens and wouldn't let a competing film use IMAX?
>>220851957If the title of the movie was HE MAN then I’d agree with you, but most normies won’t know.
>>220856307That was a problem with the OG film too. He-Man kids were all like,>"WTF is master of the universe?"
>>220856215>recentlywe know disney does it every time they release something and have done so for years
>>220856447Where's the 1:1 proof then? A comparison picture of seats reserved vs actual people sitting in the theater.You can regurgitate all the memes you want but until you have actual visual PROOF, you ain't nothing but a crybaby bitch.
>>220848249Who gets the blame?
>>220857721Kathleen Kennedy. But George put her in charge so.....
>>220855609
>>220855567>They want He-Man to be a hit with childrenGuess they're shit out of luck then, because kids these days give about as much of a fuck about He-Man as they do about Star Wars.
>>220855864Lego's making a killing because they've been perpetually jacking up their prices since the 90s to the point where they're selling kits for upwards of hundreds of dollars to manchildren desperate to build the Millennium Falcon on their coffee table.The average kid doesn't give two shits about Lego, they're too busy watching videos on their phone or playing fortnite.
>>220848249>jfc disney destroyed star wars completely lmaoWait what? They're making a new trilogy already?
>>220859179>The average kid doesn't give two shits about LegoYou don't know what you're talking about. See graph.
>>220848345>Masters of the Unvierse will bomb too.Who knows. I was old enough to have been the target audience for Heman during and after the initial run of the show but I never watched it. To this day I only have incidental knowledge about the characters and universe but this shit is looking kind of like some retard kino. I have a feeling an otherwise untapped franchise and universe might be more lucrative across demographics than something completely mined out and run til the wheels fell off like Star Wars has been for the last decade+.
>>220851027you first
>>220859215it got cancelled
Why do all new movies look like cgi slop? The background and objects all look fake and obviously not real. This shit is entirely soulless
>>220859648>Why do all new movies look like cgi slop?Where the fuck have you been. It has been CGI slop for twenty years now. Mid 00's was the turning point where everything started to look fake as fuck.
I can get a webm of actress Evil Lynn licking He-Man's sword like giant white penis. Not A.I. real during promoting the film.Problem is, I don't think you guys deserve it. Nobody is talking about He-Man. Tell me why He-Man is kino and I'll get to work on what I promised.
>>220848249Didn't they already do the thing where they killed off He-Man and replaced him with some bitchy dyke?
>>220859760We try not to sexualize Annie, anon.
>>220859683>>220859648They started to more and more outsource to cheaper fx studios and even cheaper overseas ones. They used to plan out effects shots and do them with a select house studio or at least a couple higher end ones. At least the better films. Plus they now reshoot movies so much more than ever, the effects keep getting redone and re-rendered in a rush.
>>220860825I was just about to pass out I gotta find it and make it 4chan uploadable. Or I sleep.
>>220860825Here it is goodnight
>>220861154We're not worthy!
>>220852227Nta but it is embarassing to call someone a jeet unprovoked and make a spelling error.
>>220860825>>220859760>>220861154I dont think anyone is buying the shill
>>220861154I would have pretended like I was playing guitar
>>220855864I'm sorry to inform you that lego too has been turned into a nostalgia-driven product.
>>220848249they went from being general analogies of war to specific analogies about america. they even put bill burr in star wars for fucks sake
>>220848249Time to stop talking about that dead franchise that was never good was in the 1980's buddy
>>220862394went from being shit to being fucking shit
>>220862417i don't disagree
>>22084924650+ year olds that make woke flop videos on youtube. They were children in 1983.
>>220852243>Gen Xers aren't profitable anymore>Millenials are too broke to be a profitable demoBased
>>220848345Idk, He-man looks like hollyj*w cared
