I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
>>220848766>tfw your sister fucks everybody but you
>>220848766I wet shave every two days. My stupid facial hair will NOT stop growing. Am I missing out by not using shaving cream?
Yeah there’s no point. I tried too hard for nothing. Linkin Park was right.
I was an 80s baby and my life was great, so I will not be killing myself tomorrow.
>>220848833Why not grow a full beard?
>>220848887Keyword was, what's the point all the big fun is way in the rear view mirror.Now it's just gay ass home maintenance for the rest of your life and hoping your kids don't turn out gay and on heroin.Never gonna spend a whole weekend partying with your bros, never gonna slay 20 year old rich college Asian pussy again. Hell, never gonna spend a solid month sat playing halo 2 on Xbox live
>>220848766why are you bothering to shave then?
>>220848960Need to look good for the huzz in the afterlife, friend
>>220848959Every day is a great day when you were an 80s baby. Every day will always be a great day when you were an 80s baby.
>>220848887>>220848959>>220849124You guys are mid 40's right? What the fuck are you still doing here? It feels like this site just has a bunch of old people now, it's crazy
>>220849212You don't just stop being retarded because you got old.
>>220849212It's a movie board, nobody under 40 watches movies unless they feature a farting CG animal, an Ogre, or a superhero.
>>220848833ive been dry shaving my whole life and now at the age of 42 i am only now starting to see thicker/darker beard hair and only recently started having to shave every day, so i recommend dry shaving (no water or shaving cream) if you want to be clean shaven longer, and no its not from a lack of testosterone or any other factors, i lost my hair at 14
>>220849288What the fuck are you people on about? You mean like Bill Duke in Predator? Am I being memed?
>>220848959Not how it works. The first 10-11 years of your life dictate who you are through the rest of your life. If your first ten years were miserable, you'll be a miserable cunt forever. If your first 10 years were amazing, even prison would be manageable. People who never had happiness in their lives could never understand this.
>>220849331These uncs might be trolling lmao. No one in their right mind dry shaves. It's painful as fuck
>>220849212what do you expect. nobody leaves here and the site is 23 years old
>>220849286>nobody under 40 watches movies>>220849408>nobody leaves here and the site is 23 years oldI'm 28. Is it over for me?
>>220848766>>220848833>>220848954>can’t grow a good beard >still look worse without any facial hair
>>220849286Horror movies do just fine, but it's a gamble if you get a subhuman cunt in the audience who talks the whole time.
>>220849331>>220849356Dry shaving is when you spit on the blade. It's how the military does it when water is scarce.
>>220849454I left for 6 years. I'm back now and aside from the extreme lack of cute and funny postings, it's like nothing really changed.
>>220849501Horror movies are for teenagers, so that's inevitable unless you drive out to a theater that requires a car to get to. If it's a mall theater or something within walking distance of a lot of homes, stay away from horror films.
>>220848766How dare you.
>>220849662I watched bring her back in the theater and I didn't even mark it as watched because the teenage girl cunt talked for the entire movie and it ruined it. I wish I had raped her to death afterward
>>220849601>It's how the military does it when water is scarceWhy even bother shaving then? Is it required to be clean shaven at all times or?
>>220849715>Is it required to be clean shaven at all timesyes. only special forces get to have beards
>>220849733Eh, sounds pretty cucked
>>220849212Do you drop every fun hobby and intentionally become uncultured the older you get?
>>220848766Thank you.
>>220849824No but still. I cant picture myself posting here while for example my wife is cooking, kids are playing etc. Imagining myself here while having a family just feels weird and out of place I guess
i wish i could get the courage to kill myself tomorrow. i have literally nothing in my life
>>220849956>i have literally nothing in my lifeYou have us, friend
>>220849356it IS painful i didnt say it wasnt but i swear to GOD i do this and have done it since i was 13
>>220850148>shaving since you were 13Stop the larp, unc. It's getting a bit pathetic now
I'm sorry, after all I still love her and none of the stuff I've done matters. I might kill myself pretty soon.
>>220849953>thinking that you or anyone else on 4chan will have a happy marriage and kidslol
Don't kill yourselves bros. Just clean your house, work out and reward yourself with some clean, healthy masturbation to sensual lesbian porn. The nut will feel good and the cleanest, best pleasure. Trust.
>>220849454>I'm 28. Is it over for me?It was already over when you were born.
>>220850198>killing yourself over a womanGrow the fuck up nigger
>>220849408This, been here 20 years. I use to be/b/ tard, but damn b is unrecognizable and shit now.
>>220849956All the more reason to take a chance on something. Go Gambling, Take a day trip somewhere, Try a new drug. There is nothing more freeing that having absolutely nothing to lose.However, most of us, even if we wished we had nothing to lose still have something. I bet you do too even if you cant see it right now. I too want to die, but mostly because im almost 40 now and im without a family of my own while all my friends start their own.
>>220849953Most people would still use social media and check out what's going on every now and then. Maybe shitpost a bit. This site remains the most entertaining for all of that.
>>220850176Nothing but I shave with just water. So dry shaving with water r
>>220849662I tried to watch Blackrooms the other day, at a cinema you need to drive to and it was still full of children who couldn't stfu for two minutes. My wife couldn't take it and made a complaint 30 minutes in. Now we're going to go see it on Tuesday.We need eugenics more than ever.
How did you guys beat your cocaine addiction? Asking for a friend of mine
>>220850487>goes among humanoids intentionally>surprised when the experience is shitanon you can download movies from the internet, ever heard of this new tech (public since 1994)
>>220850487>go to a low-brow movie intended for kids / teens>karen out when the kids make a little noiseYou two sound lovely. Enjoy your matinee.
>>220850417I tried other women, but I just don't care about them. I only care about her and life has no meaning without the pussy I want. I was watching a guy dying this morning before saving him and the only thing I could think was "I wish I was with her in my bedroom right now" just like I think at basically every moment. I'll think about her while having sex with other women and sometimes call her name while cumming inside someone. I'm a lost cause.
>>220850198Thank you.>>220849956Thank you.
>>220850563What did she look like?
Never put pussy before your own needs. Women are naturally sociopathic. If you killed yourself over her, it would only boost her ego. "Wow, I'm so special that I caused some loser to kill himself over me!"Come on, bro.
>>220850013LMFAO
>>220850013I have never been happier in my whole entire life than I am right now.
>>220850198I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
>>220852290I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
>>220848766What the point in killing yourself when you don't get to hear the talk about it afterwards?
>>220849956I got nothing and less than nothing, despite every effort otherwise, and I'd continue to endure, it's the one thing I excel at, but unfortunately I have to kill myself even though I don't want to. It's the only way to save othersI just regret that it will be a wasted death (and also that it's pretty hard to work up to actually doing it). I don't just want to fade away painlessly either, ironically that has always been one of my worst fears, but I haven't worked out any other way I can overcome the inherent drive to survive.
>>220848766Same here. Want to go out and get fucked up tonight?
>>220848766sike i'm doing it today
>>220848766good, you injector razor hipster faggot, use a straight or a DE.
