The prequels hate was so fake and gay. Now we rule the world and demand respect.
>>220848806you cant see me right now but im grinning ear to ear and doing a little grub hub dance in my chair
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the prequels killed cinema
>>220848806>zoomies and alphies are going to unironically rate the prequels as better than the original because the originals are "too slow and kinda boring no cap"
>>220848806How many gay Star Wars threads are you going to make, OP?You should go back to making gay Zack Snyder threads.
dexter jettster spin-off when?
>>220848883>Luke has his hand cut off by Vader>Gets a cyborg replacement>He never has any downsides from it and it's never brought up againOT is garbage, the hero's journey is hollow because he faces have no consequences for his failures
>>220848986Didn't the same thing happen to ani
>>220848806We always won
>>220849049It actually impacts his abilities though
>>220849092His powers doubled though
>>220848806>the curse cast by the evil Bed Wetter Media is finally dyingNature is healing.
>>220848883Half of empire is Han Solo and pals sitting in an asteroid filed and walking through a bunch of identical white hallways. The first 30min is him PMSing and trying to get a pity-fuck out of Coke-head fisher, before and after saving Luke, which was actually cool.
The prequels are like the best movies in star wars lucas perfected star wars in the prequel it's peak, story wise, core principles of the world, design wise dude look at the starwars luggage its perfect it fits perfectly you dont get this type of shit unless you've really fleshed out your setting completely
>>220848806>I liked it as a child so it must be good!Zoomies are so delusional it's pathetic.
>>220849441the prequels are so good that to this day I still use a full screen dvd case of attack of the clones to shove up my ass to achieve maximum orgasm during my daily 13 hour masturbation sessions
>>220848903Both Snyder and Bay will be back sooner than you think. You lost
>>220849459would rather watch the prequels than any of the star wars shit disney made, and i think the prequals are poopy
>>220848883Doesn't help that the OT got memory holed in favor of the special edition.
>>220848806the only people who like the prequels were the people who saw it as literal children and have nostalgia for it.
>>220849591>the only people who like the prequels were the people who saw it as literal children and have nostalgia for it.I rewatch it often and it's still good
>>220848806Best thing the sequels ever did was make the prequels look good.
>>220849823Yeah and you are a manchild.
>>220849863Cry me a river
>>220848806You're not getting respect for proving you have garbage taste. I was the target audience for this shit when it came out, it was bad then, and it's bad now. Star Wars was always kind of bad, except Empire.
Sequels and prequels both suck
>>220849591I watched the prequels in theatres growing up. I remember them being really good.
>>220848806imagine how successful it would be if it was actually a great movie.
>>220848806this is the first poll russians actually trust
1-6 is all that is needed
does the mean that Disney are back to making billies?
Most of the prequels hate came from the fact that people were malding over (Anakin) Vader (their evil power fantasy chararcter) NOT being a 24/7 hyper stoic aura farming edgelord, but instead a mentally ill and deeply misunderstood broken mess.
>>220848806Red Letter Media trannies destroyed
>>220849539You could always watch something that isn't made for children like a non autistic grown ass adult. Something that isn't fucking STAR WARS.
>>220848850You lost mike
>>220848806RotS was always kinda liked. It's the other two that are complete trash.
>>220848806>WE FINALLY WONYou were always allowed to like your shitty zoomer movies, anon. You don't need the affirmation of others for permission. You can't be that weak-willed, right?
>>220851292All three prequel movies were considered trash, it's just between the time aotc released and before filming started on sith, the studio and lucas acknowledged how badly they fucked up with the first two movies and made a public apology to try and do better with the last onesith is still shit, but they apologized for making two utter pieces of garbage before it released, that's where your ill placed apologia and revisionism is actually coming from
The prequels were never bad. They were different to the OG trilogy, but not necessarily bad.
the prequels were hated and embarrassed the original trilogy fan base
>>220851386George made them to be like 1940s serials he grew up with and thats fine. I like that, but he still made the major mistake of making anakin a child, then making him a teenager who was already shitty. We never saw him turn into a bad guy. Also the second film should have been his turn to the dark side, and the third film should have been him as Vader. George really fucked up.
the prequels are painful as fuck to watchi literally left the theater the first time i saw attack of the clones when yoda started flipping around all over the placethose movies are so stupid and terrible
>>220849092When?!
>>220848806I might leave RotS on in the background tonight out of spite.
>>220848850The original trilogy and Jaws killed cinema and made movies for normies and children.
>>220851386They are horrible, Clones is barely a movie.
>>220851477gen z retard proving his generation is cognitively inferior
>>220848883they're right
>>220851472Spite for yourself? What?
>>220851518if it even is a zoomer or just some fat vatnik faggot
>this thing for literal children just doesn't seem to appeal to me anymore as an adult. WHAT HAPPENED???Chuds in a nutshell.
>>220851436lies always come reddit spaced, trying to point out the best part of the movie as the worstterrible bait
>>220849591That's not true ar all.
>>220851693most chuds are on the prequel/lucas side
>>220848986His hand was shot on the sail barge and didn't function right, so he fixed it afterwards in a scene and put his glove over it again. The hand it the key to make him stop and think in his moment of rage where he cut off his father's hand again and this realisation made him throw down his weapon and surrender, which caused Anakin to emerge from Vader and save his son from Palpatine.Anakin, on the other hand, used dismemberment and setbacks during his entire journey always as a push to become more aggressive and vengeful and vicious. Losing his pod engine caused him to murder sebulba, losing his lightsaber on coruscant and geonosis made him more reckless during his missions, losing his arm to dooku made him vengeful and he cut off Dooku's hands and murdered him, after he got clipped by Obi Wan he turned into a vicious brute like Grievous before him. He had nothing else anymore. His body was a robot.
>>220848883I've been coming around on not hating the OT, but I'd still rather watch the prequels. I do think they're better.
>>220848806Why does Reddit Redditors love the prequels so much?
>>220849886>except EmpireThe actual worst of the OT. LMAO
>>220848806duh, because its the best star wars film
People here can't even name one fair critique.
>>220848806RLM’s reviews were right. The prequels were terrible movies then and still are. Zoomer revisionism won’t change that.
>>220848883You can cope and seeth about the importance of chucking wooden spears for humanity, but guns are just better. The future is now
>>220848806 As someone who was almost 40 years old and who has watched this all unfold... I feel like the actual action and the plot line of the prequels is really good and shakespearean, but I think honestly the worst part of it is the dialogue written by Lucas. I think you could take the exact same movie and rewrite the dialogue to put them a lot closer to being as good as LotR. The story of Anakins fall and Palpatines rise is fantastic, it would just take a script edit to make it legendary. Its just... maclunky.
>>220848986>it's never brought up againWhat's it like, being retarded?
>>220849441It's funny how all you /r/prequekmemers never bring up JJ Binks, as if he doesn:t exist. It's always the "world building" i.e., vehicles, droids and action figures. Your praise is always about the "fight scenes" or "space battles", never the story. It's as if you like the prequeks more as a...toy commercial for your SW toys.
>>220851331Zased.
>>220853217What's wrong with jar jar???
>>220851693i think it's more curious that this thing for literal children still appeals to and is worshipped by thousands of american "men"
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>>220853217Stoklasa and his starving African children fans lost.
>>220853153The Revenge of the Sith novelization essentially does that. It rewrites most od the dialogues and fills in some gaps in the story, while at the same time leaving the whole story intact. And the end result is one of the best SW novels ever.
>>220848806That's why he's the GOAT!
the prequel haters died out. literally. now it's our turn but soon we will die.then it will be the sequel fans time.in your lifetime you will be dying of ass cancer and be forced to watch your kids cheer as an overweight, 60 y/o daisy ridley does something dumb with the force
>>220849382Empire is massively overrated. Star Wars is better paced, and if we’re choosing our favourites based on powerful scenes, Jedi is better than Empire.
>>220848883>too slow and kinda boringthat is objectively correct THOUGH
>>220849441They look like normal suitcases. Am I having an aneurysm?
>>220848806Oh no, RedLetterMedia sisters…Did we lose? Can Space Cop save us?
>>220853217the prequels have shitty vehicles, only a handful are aesthetically pleasing, same with the droids
>>220853481>implying it wasn't a goldmine for terrain and planetary combat vehiclesdisingenuous faggot!!!!!!!!!
>>220853505if you thought that, you have bad tastes
>>220848986/trolling
THEY FLY NOW??
>>220848883That means more economic wars, tax policies and love stories in future star wars movies? Heck yeah! we did it reddit!
Autistic Prequel Zoomers:>WE'VE DONE IT! WE'VE FINALLY BEATEN RLM AND MADE THE PREQUELS THE MOST STREAMED STAR WARS MOVIES! TAKE THAT, YOUTUBE E-CELEBS AND YOUR VIDEO ESSAYS THAT ONLY MY GENERATION CARES ABOUT!Regular People:>I do not care about Star Wars anymore.It really do be like that
>>220848883>too slow and kinda boringValid criticism.
>>220854154Imagine defending this shit. All Star Wars is gay except A New Hope.
>>220848806Mike “The Not Gays” Stoklasa BTFO
>>220849441How did R2 get up those stairs?
>>220853749that would require a shitload of fuel
WELCOME TO REALITY
OT uncs lost
>>220853802The economy and tax policies are actually pretty important, it's good that the young are learning about them early.
>>220854399His third leg? It is literally shown in the scene.
>>220850061*4-6
>>220853802The economic policies of the prequels is one of the best things about Star Wars. The separatists were right but are set up to fail.
>>220855924I still think it's funny that General Grievous's ship is called the Invisible Hand.
>>220851882Hoth is the best scene of OT ans you can kiss my ass
>>220848806I always found E3 to be the best.>>220848883this was me 20 years ago.
>>220854349True maturity is realizing Jar Jar is the highlight of the prequels
>>220851444when his other arm and his legs were cut off, too.
>>220848986I thought when Vader gets his hand chopped off, Luke notices it and connects with him.
Reminder that the prequels were well recieved when they were released and people only started to hate them because of Mike Stoklasa
>>220848806Say what you want about TPM and AOTC, but ROTS is legitimately a good movie rivalling ROTJ and ANH.
>believing paid shills>star wars movie flops>people still care about star wars though! keep buying goy!
I loved this movie the second I saw it in theaters. I still love as much as the day i watched it. It's the perfect star wars movie
>>220856489Dumbass at 9 my childhood friends and I walked out of the theaters underwhelmed. I remember laughing my ass off when Anakin yelled "I HATE YOU!!" while burning alive. Go ahead and unc me because you have a vendetta over a stupid nerd Youtube channel making one of thwmost obvious critiques in history
>>220856489Attack of the Clones was despised when it came out.
>>220856489Reminder that everyone hated the prequels until Disney started astroturfing that they were actually underrated masterpieces and forcing prequel memes.
>>220856489Do people really believe Mike is so powerful he can control the public opinion of one of the biggest media franchises ever?
>>220849591This is also true of OT Star Wars fans.
>>220856666By adults.
>>220856260why funny?
>>220856893why would disney want people to buy and prefer prequels when they were about to release their own stuff and have since 2015 actively supressed any clone wars related toys and media and kept it to a minimum while pushing out endless OT stuff and current-wave stuff?
It looks like it's TPM, not RotS now
Revenge of Sith was too kino. The Plagueis scene is one of my favorite.
>>220856893That's the complete goddamn opposite of what happened, they basically tried to do everything they could to forget the prequels happened, even outright ignoring them in all the new games they had EA make for a while
>>220856391How about the other 2 hours of the movie. You know, sitting in a spaceship and talking, and running around the woods with Yoda
>>220848883The thing the prequels have over the OT is being better for rewatches because there’s more stuff in the background and busier sets.At some point fans can recite every OT line and know the movement of every single character and every musical cue but the prequels will always be more intense to rewatch because they’re more fluid and busy
>>220848986I know this board is full of retarded faggots but you win first prize
>>220857662I'd say it's not just that they're detail dense, there is a lot of symbolic detail worked into the backgrounds of scenes, that work on your subconcious. Prequels are maximalist
>>220855848Even as a kid I liked that the SW universe wasn’t just crazy war scenes against an evil Empire but had boring stuff like taxes. It makes the OT events more special to know that at one point a blockade over one planet’s taxes was the biggest thing going on.
>>220857714Let's be honest: A big deal that makes the prequels more appealing is the clones, because they are the ultimate hero soldier archetype. They are the absolute good and fight for a good ideal and are loyal to Obi Wan and Anakin. It is more appealing than the shabby rebel terrorists that can only do suicide bombings or the kinda useless stormtroopers that look cool, but don't act cool. The clones diving into the arena to save the jedi from bugmen and robots is gorgeous and awesome. Everyone wants our world to be like the Republic with a grand standing army that protects the week and kills and conquers third world dictators.
why'd they introduce grievous to smoke him so fast
>>220853419Those pieces of luggage play a vital role in the Star Wars universe.
>>220848806why is ster wers does becoming an ebil sith nigga make your eyes bleed and your irises turn yellow?
>>220857870to sell toys probablytheir villain merch potential was kinda dead in the water after they killed off maulkids dont care about old guy with cape, thats not cool
>>220858373As someone who watched those movies as a kid you speak facts. I never thought of that old fuck as a big villain. If anything robofucker was the real big bad until he wasn't.
>>220848806Original Trilogy: Filet Mignon with Red Wine Sauce and Bearnaise served with Potato CakePrequel Trilogy: Mac and CheeseSequel Trilogy: Dog PoopThe PT is only appreciated because the ST was so shit.
>>220848850the prequels are peak cinema is retarded gen xer
>>220856893The very first line of the ST is shitting on the PT>this will begin to make things right
This will never be said about the sequels
>>220857662>the prequels are better to rewatch because there's more pretty flashing lights to grab my attentionJesus fucking Christ.
>>220848837what did maul what revenge on the jedi for anyway
The prequels have a good outline and good scenes, so even if they're not good to watch they're still good to remember.
>>220856893>Disney started astroturfing that they were actually underrated masterpiecesRLM are Disney employees and they spent 20 years doing exactly the opposite.
>>220856964No, people believe Mike exists to astroturf Disney's ideas to Redditors.
>>220860760The Jedi killed his people (probably?)
>>220848806based based based.
>>220848806prequels transports you into a space fantasy world and ticks something off that I can't describe. it's a beautiful world compared to the dogshit of OT and sequels
>>220861038prequels have an ethereal beauty to them.
Andor is better than the Prequels
>>220848883lmfao zoomers won’t be able to sit through the prequel opening scrawls…
>>220856893>very first line in TFA is shitting on the Prequels>ST is purely based around the OT and ignores the PT>Disney make no actual PT-related products until way later when they revive TCW in a desperate attempt to save face after the massive failures of Solo and TRoS>new PT-era shows are constantly retconning the PT or shitting on it and what it establishes>Disney has lost more than $15B dollars as their new products are ignored en masse despite the massive Prequel resurgence movement>"NOOOOOOO P-PREQUEL RESURGENCE IS A HECKIN' PSYOP O ALGO, PLEASE DON'T LIKE THEM"kys subhuman nigger
>>220848806Kek prequeltrannies seethe so hard that they have to pretend they're not seething.>W-w-w we won bcuz of streaming numbers or something
>>220848850This but unironically.
>>220848883The prequels are bad because they don't have half a movie dedicated to teddy bears or awkward lightsaber duels with old men spinning slowly.
>>220861222The prequels are bad because they're bad. God damn you prequeltrannies love to shift the conversation. No wonder you're a bunch of godless faggot tranny communists.
>>220861038I would never call the worlds of the OT "dogshit".They laid the groundwork. They're the foundation. But the prequels really do take you away to an enchanting galaxy. There really isn't much else like it, except for imitator/copycat films and videogames from the same era.
>>220861271You were raped by prequeltrannies.
>>220861271Damn bro, you got TRIGGERED, LOL
There's 3 people who like the prequels.1. Room temperature IQ fans "lightsaber fights go brrr"2. People who were 5yrs old when they came out and lightsaber fights go brrr3. Buck broken fans that can't cope from the sequels
>>220848806Goes to show that the retards who would pay for Disney slop really have no taste at all.
I enjoyed them, but that might be because I watched them before the originals
Zoomers enjoy TCW and know Star Wars for the Prequels memes
What are the benefits of me joining the dark side?
>>220861038To be fair, it's just the 90s.The movies were made back when there was still hope for the future.
>>220862145Sith Twilek pussy
>>220861365And those 5yrs olds? Doctors. Scientists. Engineers. And his name was Albert Einstein. And everybody clapped.
>>220851643>Ah yes lets pretend America and Europe didn't have a massive demographic shift for their demographics under 25 in the last two decades.
>>220853153I don't want to defend Lucas's writing for every character. But aside from his horrendous romance dialogue, I honestly don't find much fault with it.He is able to make dialogue that can be deep and meaningful and yet have the delivery be quick and witty.Just speaking broadly, of course there are plenty examples that aren't romance that come across as goofy or need some exposition that came along much later in another movie or EU stuff to make sense
>>220862242Diversity is our retard strength
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>>220861365This has been stated by older fans for nearly two decades now, and try so hard to diminish the down right impressive display of choreography and acrobatics in the live action swordplay scenes as childish and dismiss the fact that the entire reason why Lucas made Star Wars the way it is, is so he can sell toys to have a uniquely profitable movie that will continue to make money for decades after the film. While the story of the first three films is literally a hero's journey story that transforms medieval fantasy tropes like a damsel in distress, a black knight, a evil wizard who is in a literal wizard tower, mixed in war tropes that became popular after WWII ended like dogfights, super weapons, conflict in far away exotic lands, and that industrial look and feel to everything. At it's very soul Star Wars is made to appeal to those tropes that have enticed children for literal centuries now and wrap it up into a single intellectual property. You are never going convince anyone that you are not some Sonic Reducer by acting like it is only the Prequels that are made to have aspects that appeal to children but the Original Trilogy wasn't.
>>220861286I would absolutely say that the original Cloud City and Bespin was dogshit. It quite literally looked like the backrooms.If any change to the OT was necessary, it was those.
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>>220848806We did it, reddit!
>>220861179Solo literally has Darth Maul in it...
>>220857662>The thing the prequels have over the OT is being better for rewatches because there’s more stuff in the background and busier setsActual brainrot
>>220862347>muh practical effectstypical boomercuck cope. what matters is if you like it or not. you are no different than trannies crying about AI
>nOTestosteronelosersfunctional eunuch trekkies, functional eunuch tabletop players, etc>PrequelGODSMessiahs, Chuds, Non-Virgins.You can bond with girls over the prequels and FUCK. You can only huff and heckle with your weekly modelling club and fantasy football night about how good Star Wars was 50 years ago, but never any other movies from the 70s, because they are heccin misogynistic EDGY garbage!!!
>>220863072>the oppression jews will exercise over goyim with AI doesn't matter because a tranny complained about it too.
>>220856893Wrong, that happened long before Disney owned the rights, and there was a concerted shill effort to shit on them to make the sequels seem better by comparison
>>220862360Who cleaned this massive fucking complex? Jedi jannies who didn't pass the test to make it to Knight? kekAt least Palpatine employed PAID jannies to maintain the palace.
>>220862887anon, let's not kid ourselves.the heavy usage of cgi slop from episode II onwards and altering the old episodes by replacing practical effects with more cgi crap ruined the series.
>>220848883Correct.
>>220849459To be fair, Gen Xers like RLM are the same way about the OT. Star Wars has always been childish crap that they treat as gospel for greatness.
>>220848883>>220864321That's bullshit, considering Ep 1 and 2 are some of the slowest movies in the series.
