Do you think Jabba let his guards run a train on her?
>>220849657I think she let them The Force is Female, chud. GENERAL Leia has agency.
>>220849657He gave her to boba fett but he wasnt in to raping.
>>220849657STFU you retard pajeet
>>220849657Yeah, she got PORKED alright.
>>220849728What makes you think I am one?
>>220849657She got Rancor'd
>>220849657>Do you think Jabba let his guards run a train on her?no probably not but around the same time that the>where did rey shower on jakku?threads were going around i started thinking about how leia went to the bathroom during her time as jabba's slave. in the scene where luke arrives you can see that jabba even makes her sleep next to him chained at night so what if she had to piss? is there a chamber pot? does jabba let her loose to go out like a dog? i demand answers
>>220849657Yes, Shabby Blue made a documentary about it
>>220849843Shes pisses in that pot Jabba eats frogs out of. He wants it seasoned with her piss
>>220849843There's probably a wookiepedia article about that.
>>220849861>Shabby Blue
>>220849657>did a criminal warlord let other men play with this toysOf course he didn't.
>>220849932What if she needed to be "disciplined"? Leia is pretty strong willed
>>220849964Then Jabba would discipline her.What do you think the leash and collar were for?
>>220849657anyone that found this outfit attractive has extremely poor tastes
>>220849657A slaver warlord like Jabba wouldn't let vermin defile his trophy.Her body was for his enjoyment alone.
>>220850017Explain
>>220850017anon most of the people who go around claiming slave leia was their first fantasy or attraction saw RotJ in theaters in 1983. for those boys it was either leia, some hidden porn they had, or the fucking Sears catalog
>>220849726>Thank you Jabba, but sex before marriage is a sin
>>220850017Agreed. The bikini outfit insists upon itself. Oola pulled off the definitive sex slave.
>>220850372Too bad she wasn't actually attractive.
>>220850391lol
>>220850336Sear's or Fredrick's of Hollywood.
>>220849657only if i get to be last and give her big sloppy kisses with tongue
>>220850336I grew up in that era, saw star wars in the theater and was a lifelong fan. To me, there was something "off" about Leia that I just didn't like. I lusted for virtually every other popular actress from that era, but never her.
Is it true that she would have sex with random fans at cons back in the 80s/90s? I always heard that back in the day but it seemed like an urban legend.
>>220852065She's a plain jane. There are a lot of women with the same facial structure, hair, eyes, and complexion
>>220850372found the russian
>>220850372Computer, enhance
>>220852254Russians don't like black women.
>This is the most ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy but he would never NEVER have sex before marriage
>>220852369And he certainly would never, ever, EVER name his ship after the use europeans found for africans between the 17th and 19th century
>>220852417>he thinks europeans invented slavery in the 17th century
I believe she would simply stop breathing and absorb all of the alien semen until hypersonic queefing jedi force pink tinged laser semen out her feminism hatch. Luke was actually mansplaining and manipulating and male gazing her aura. If he didn't show up she would have fucked the antlion.
>>220849657Why did Jabba give her a "Hutt-Slayer" outfit... did he have a death wish?
>>220849726>>220850371>Instead he lectures to Leia how the Rebellion is full of hypocritesFUCKING BASED
>>220852312
>>220849932They're asexual slugs, and the whole "sex slave" thing they all seem to enjoy is explicitly mentioned to be a fetish for avariciousness rather than actual physical lust (though I suppose that's splitting hairs really) so it could swing either way "no it's my ball and no else can play even though I don't have legs" or "look how powerful I am these exotic sentient beings I parade around like they were marine fish or some shit, yeah sure you can play my PS6 I got so much shit I'm bored with it"
>>220852961Jabba was a crime lord. He is not gonna let underlings fuck his trophy.
>>220852997Probably not the "trophies" like you say, but the "others" maybe, depending on how sadistic he is (of course the out of universe answer is no, never, because it's Star Wars, and rape and sex slavery just don't fit the wheelhouse). Also there's "pimp" types that get off on that sort of weird forced cuckolding almost type of thing "yeah look at all the dudes I make MY HO fuck"
>>220853098>of course the out of universe answer is no, never, because it's Star Wars, and rape and sex slavery just don't fit the wheelhouseYou are retarded. All those things happen in Star Wars. They just don't happen in the prequels which aren't canon anyway.
>>220849657Why not? There were several Star Wars fans that she fucked. One of them involved drugs.
>>220849726>>220850371>>220852735Yeah he's gigabased in EU
>>220853149Name one time Also only the prequels are canon you redditnigger
Carrie was a hot drug addict always down for a good time I bet she was fun to be around in her day
>>220849762People on 4chan are very low IQ and always talk in extremes and throw the baby out with the bath water. Because jeets are overly horny, 4chan now believes that any display of sexual interest of any kind is some kind of jeet signal, even as they post on what is basically a porn site.
>>220853234>only the OT is canonftfy
>>220850372OofI prefer the grainy low res VHS version where I couldn't notice how ugly she actually looks
>>220849657>Do you think Jabba let his guards run a train on her?Let them? They couldn't keep her off of staff.
>>220852065>>220852164I was too preoccupied with the story and the lightsaber action to care about Leia being in a skimpy outfit to be honest
>>220852164Context matters. Most actresses aren't that much hotter than girls around town, but it's not just purely about appearance, it's about who they are.
>>220849657Too old
>fat ugly bastard hutt gangbangkino
>>220850372that is more or less the phenotype george is into
why do people find her attractiveshe has a strange grandma face despite being in her early 20s
>>220854883Hopefully this answers your question
>>220854883She has a lovely smile, but yes it's a coin Flip imo, one moment she looks cute and another she doesn't
>>220853370No
>>220854883Attractive people are often attractive in a bizarre way where your brain is like wtf is that face geometry and then for some reason you instinctively wanna fuck em. Like Anya the Alium, for example.
>>220854966It's a fucking stupid looking outfit and it's not sexy, everyone that brings this shit up is a fucking dork and every other outfit she wore in the original trilogy is cuter and sexier Get some fucking life experience and tastes, faggot
>>220855098You're not impressing anyone with your contrarianism, nigger
>>220853234>only the prequels are canon>OT isn't canonlol lmao even
>>220855127it's not contrarianism, it's the fucking truthshe's like brittany venti better with her clothes onotherwise you have to acknowledge she's built like a ten year old boy emma watson style you're just signaling to everyone you like masculine adrogynous women like the tom boy posters or the muscle mommy postersBARF
>>220855257>she's built like a ten year old boy emma watson styleooooh you're a literal nigger
>>220855098>It's a fucking stupid looking outfit and it's not sexy, everyone that brings this shit up is a fucking dork and every other outfit she wore in the original trilogy is cuter and sexier>Get some fucking life experience and tastes, faggotI agree
>>220855257are you a roastie? no way a man is this critical of a woman's outfit.
>>220855257>she's like brittany venti better with her clothes onyou are a literal faggot that sucks dicks with a diet exclusively comprised of tranny semen
>>220849861>Shabby BlueReally terrible style and has actually ruined star wars r34 for years.
>>220849657lol dude, that face would kill my boner, if she hit me with that stare before sex there's no way a professional hairstylist or make-up artist gave their approval to a look this unflattering to her face/facial structure if harrsion ford fucked this, he definitely made her wear a paper bag over her head
>>220855421you found the worst venti pic possible, congratulations
>lol dude, that face would kill my boner, if she hit me with that stare before sex>there's no way a professional hairstylist or make-up artist gave their approval to a look this unflattering to her face/facial structure>if harrsion ford fucked this, he definitely made her wear a paper bag over her head
>>220855584asian lesbos catching strays lol
>>220849698THIS. It was all part of the plan so they could setup that whole thing at the Sarlacc pit. Bitch let everyone fuck her so they'd keep their mouths shut and not search R2D2 for that hidden lightsaber.
>>220849843Squats over that Rancor pit, obviously.
>>220852961>They're asexual slugs, and the whole "sex slave" thing they all seem to enjoy is explicitly mentioned to be a fetish for avariciousness rather than actual physical lustSuuuuure and Carrie didn't do drugs
I'm going to decide this one for you retards, she was attractive in the 70s and 80s
>>220854883She a total slut on set and would literally fuck ANYONE (except Hamill) who would buy her a gram of coke.
>>220856939footfags aren't going to like this, not one bit
>>220857668yeah because he was married
>>220849657-- Jabba "licks" her-- Leia cringes as if she knows what's next-- camera pans away from her-- C-3PO says "oh! I can't stand to watch!"-- Salacious Crumb laughs wildly
Leia isnt the sexiest girl in Star Wars when there is Aayla Secura Darth Talon Ahsoka Tano Jyn Erso Bastila Shan Shaak Ti and Mara Jade only fake Boomer fans like Leia
>>220859305JFC. Zoomers can't even use proper punctuation.
>>220849657wasn't she like 25 in this movie? The wall is fucking merciless, Jesus.
>>220859398she does look horrible in that pic, the pulled back hair isn't doing her any favors
>>220857668This is the way
How did she do it?
>>220852301
Her daughter is a pig (Scream Queens) and made Abbie look goodBut I still like her more than 2nd Best Emma
>>220853234>Also only the prequels are canon you redditniggerBASED BASED BASED
>>220860613for reference- most normies didn't know Leia had a daughter
>>220852417Do NOT tell this guy about the Arab slave trade, or the Native American inter-tribal slave trade, it the mezoamerican slave trade. Make sure it’s only about how evil Europeans are.
>>220849726>she's no good to me usedngl, I'm kinda bummed that the scene was cut from the original release
>>220849657I know if I were Jabba, I’d force her to bath me with her sweet ambrosial nectar.
What did Luke think about the bikini? Did he keep thinking about it?
>>220857668>She a total slut on set and would literally fuck ANYONEwhy was she like this?was that always known from the beginning to fans?
>>220854966>>220855421holy fuck is that the same beach?!
>>220852369>here's you Boba Fett from RotJ bros
>>220854883She's not attractive. People are just sheep and started to find her sexy, because others did the same or pretended to. I never understood why Ross would think that it's sexy. You must think of Jabba too when you see her.
>>220849762Maybe its the combo of the sexual comment aswell as "run" instead of the correct "ran a train" something a 2nd language english speaker might mistake
>>220849657She probably asked for it in exchange for some spice.
>>220861615>You must think of Jabba too when you see her.
>>220849657No, jabba was gay and effeminate behind closed doors (George Lucas, 2003 "making magic: behind the camera"). He acted like a monster to keep his empire running but he was never truly evil. He befriended laya and protected her, revealing his true self. Which made her betrayal so devistating when she choked him out. Actually, George said jaba died of a broken heart and laya was never actually strong enough to strangle the mobster.
>>220849843She squats over the rankor pit and drops duce, she can get that far even when chained
>>220861609>most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy is a regular nerdy looking guy with glassesInfinitely superior to a fat bald kiwi.
>>220861660and Greedo fired first. what a massive faggot Lucas is
>>220861698>"VINZ CLORTHO, KEYMASTER OF GOZER..."
>>220861240As others have pointed out, Fisher is a plain jane. 100% of her sex appeal comes from her energy, which is red hot. She’s extremely confident and clearly a little insane. Those features combined make for incredible lovers.
>>220850372Uhh, you can clearly see her nipples here. PG-rated movie?
>>220849657I think he sat on her, farted on her, pooed on her, violated her with his tail, made her suck his tail and made her eat his shit.
>>220852417>names his ship "Boba Fett's Starship"What did he mean by this? Did he just register it with the default name and realize too late that it couldn't be changed?
Andor made the sex scenes in Star Wars canon
>>220850372fuuuckk...
>>220861757Trannies too
>>220860549I'd gently fondle her lekku, if you catch my meaning.
>>220861835
>>220859266 >Salacious Crumb laughs wildlyI remember this kid in middle school who was able to laugh EXACTLY like that guy, it would make us all laugh our ass off, especially because the teacher had no idea it was from Star Wars and she would just look at the student like he was fucking insane, which would make us laugh harder.
>Do you think Jabba let his guards run a train on her?Negroid-word.
>>220849726Boba fett is a pure virgin, he believe in the marriage
>>220849932Jaba is seen as a weirdo by the other hutt due to his attirance for bipedal species
>>220862484>Christian social construct being applied to intergalactic cultureHow did they know?
>>220854883Sexy granny>>220855098True, but no one implied or said otherwise, the slave outfit still has some appeal either way
>>220862431Ganbang then
>>220862484I want to hear Temeura Morrison recite these lines kek
>>220859305No one implied she was
>>220856939>A braless Carrie Fisher, then just 17, seduces Warren Beatty, 36, on a tennis court in 1975 classic Shampoo.>And it was notorious playboy Beatty who told her to ditch the undergarments, Fisher reveals in in upcoming book The Princess Diarist.>"Warren, the star, cowriter, and producer of Shampoo, was asked by the costume department if he wanted me to wear a bra under my tennis clothes or not," the iconic actress, now 60, writes in her memoir.>"Warren squinted in the general direction of my breasts. 'Is she wearing one now?’ 'Yes,' responded Aggie, the costume designer. Warren pursed his lips thoughtfully. 'Let's see it without.'">Fisher removed her bra in her trailer, and returned to Beatty.>"Once again he squinted at my chest impassively,” she writes. "'Let's go without,' he pronounced, directed, charged, commanded.'"
>>220849657Is this when she developed her crippling drug addiction?
>>220862515There is 20,000,000 different sentients species in star wars, wouln't be strange for one to have christians moral values
>>220862515Because everything is possible through Christ
>>220862647But what about space muslims? Wouldn't they have a presence as well by that logic with large harems?
>>220862828no, cause science is haram and they're stuck on their planet
>>220855057A perfect face is kind of boring. Women need an X-factor that makes them stand out. Like Anya, you said.Angeline Jolie is another one.
>>220861240She’s BPD spectrum. From what I know she didn’t talk to her mom for some time even. There was no helping. She did live a pretty long life and gave us Leia, and some random appearances in movies.
